Shit shovel officer dressed as the emperor

On the moon, an extremely flamboyant interstellar shuttle docked at the port.

A young man with bright golden hair and a handsome face like a blooming rose, wearing a gorgeous crimson embroidered robe, jumped off the boat with a flirtatious expression.

His eyes are round and big, and the distance between the eyes is slightly open, but it does not damage his beauty at all. The outer corners of his eyes are slightly drooping. This kind of innocent eyes slightly weakens his overly coquettish temperament, making this person appear more have affinity.

The two pairs of attendants had been waiting outside the cabin door for a long time. When they saw the young man disembarking, they bent down in unison: "Young master is welcome back to the home planet."

The blond-haired young man looked at these people with a little nervous eyes, but he quickly tried to calm down. He coughed softly, put on a high-spirited look, and asked: "Is the spaceship back to the home planet ready? I will immediately I'm leaving."

"Aren't you going to inspect the properties on the moon?" A man who looked like a housekeeper asked.

The young man blinked, and once again tried his best to put on the classic dandy appearance, with a clear and high-pitched voice: "Many things, what do you want to do, do you have room for rambling?"

The butler bowed deeply, apologizing repeatedly, not daring to say more.

The blond young man secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he managed to get through.

He couldn't wait to escape this dangerous place far away, but Antalumi asked him to go to the home planet as soon as possible, saying that he was going to fight with the cat.

Thinking of this, although he was a little scared, he couldn't help but feel refreshed.

The blond youth couldn't help showing a smile that didn't seem to have enough IQ.

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The candidate's life is always lazy and casual.

In Cronin's words, it doesn't look like an intrigue competition at all, but more like a tour of the elderly group.

Even the scope of tourism is very narrow, only the underground commercial street around the hotel.

Of course, it is a very prosperous place, after all, it is located in the center of the entire empire, no matter in terms of luxury or price, it is estimated to be the top in the entire empire.

But no matter how top-notch commercial streets are, it is impossible to maintain a sense of freshness for a long time.

"Ahhh, I really want to go out and have a look!" Cronin, who had lived in the village since he was a child, and went out to the forest, was almost driven crazy.

This kind of place, where even sunlight is a scarce resource, is really like a prison for a free person like him.

"I've changed my mind," the young man yelled loudly while leaning on the bed, "I don't want to be the emperor's partner, this kind of life is too boring!"

He unilaterally announced his dislike for His Majesty the Emperor.

"Then I must congratulate Your Majesty, another idiot who can't hold back has been eliminated." Yi Ding sat on the edge of the wall with his hands folded, and laughed.

Junyu couldn't help but glanced at Jingxi: "What about you, do you feel bored too?"

Jingxi was very contented with the kitten in his arms.

"I'm fine," he said softly, for fear of waking Xiao Hui in his arms, "I usually stay at home most of the time."

No matter before or after crossing, he is an out-and-out nerd, and he doesn't feel uncomfortable with the underground life at all.

What's more, although it is said to be underground, they can still see the sunshine. They live in a big hotel with good conditions, and the food and beverages in the hotel are quite appetizing. But it is still acceptable to open meat occasionally.

What's wrong with living like this?

At this time, their door was knocked suddenly, and when the door opened, a pink head came in again.

It's that nasty woman again!

Jun Yu's first reaction was to slam the door shut.

But the woman came in very flexibly, and greeted Jingxi happily: "Hi, I want to introduce a new friend to you!"

Coming in behind her was an overly handsome blond young man wearing a long sparkling coat and boots studded with dazzling jewels.

He looked a little shy, but when he saw Jingxi, he rushed up with glowing eyes: "My beloved baby, I finally see you again!"

Jingxi was still in a daze, because he didn't know this person at all, and Junyu was already pulling him up by the collar of the blond young man with a black line on his face: "Jiefu, what are you going crazy for!"

The blond young man raised his eyes aggrievedly, and asked pitifully, "You know me?"

Jun Yu was too lazy to answer his idiotic question, but raised his eyebrows at Jing Xi: "Have you seen this guy?"

Jing Xi shook his head: "Not at all."

"Very well, you can get out now." Without a word, he dragged the tall young man to the door and threw him out.

The others were dumbfounded...

"Are you familiar with him?" After a long time, Antalumi couldn't help asking again, frustrated again.

"This guy and I have known each other since we were young." Jun Yu gave Antalumi a thoughtful look, "He is not a good guy. Although he is indeed very wealthy, he is probably the number one dangerous person for women."

Junyu gave a rare kind warning, and then looked at Jingxi, "For men, that guy is also an asshole."

Of course Antalumi knew what kind of virtue that man was. In fact, she was indeed harassed by that guy.

It's just that something unexpected happened later, and everything turned into what it is today.

She didn't expect that Jun Yu really knew the guy's original body.

This is not easy to handle...

Antalumi glanced at the door worriedly, and decided to retreat temporarily before trying to find a way to go.

Seeing Antalumi leave, Jingxi moved closer to Junyu, and whispered, "You said that person just now was called Rijiefu?"

Jun Yu glanced at the pink-haired woman who left in a hurry, and became more suspicious.

"Yes, so you have indeed heard of him?" he asked Jingxi.

"It doesn't count..." Jing Xi shook his head, "Is he a very rich businessman? I heard that many restaurants on the home planet are opened by his family."

If I'm not mistaken, that guy is the hero of the sand sculpture love novel.

Jingxi remembers the restaurant, mainly because of a particularly silly plot: In order to pursue the heroine, the hero asked his own restaurant to make 1080 dishes and pile them at the door of the heroine, but the heroine was locked in the room and could not get out door, and ended up beating the male protagonist violently.

However, that guy had appeared so early?Jing Xi racked his brains, except for those messy plots, he couldn't remember what the book said.

Really helpless, his most impressions of that book are only the charismatic idol heroine, the very rich business tycoon male protagonist, and the pitiful second male emperor who turned black in the later stage.

If it weren't for the uniqueness of this configuration, he might not even be able to remember this.

As for why I read this novel in the first place... I can only say that the curiosity of an otaku is never-ending.

"Yes," Jun Yu nodded, "He is a very rich playboy, you must be vigilant against that guy."

He always felt very uncomfortable with Jeff's familiar way of greeting just now.

How did that guy know Jingxi?

Junyu needs to investigate their relationship carefully.

Whether it was the woman who appeared out of nowhere, or Ji Jeff, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, he felt that there were a lot of fog and troubles about these two people.

As for Jingxi?He has already begun to watch and eat melons with relish.

This is a good opportunity to appreciate the hero and heroine up close!Although it is a little dangerous, but being locked up in the hotel anyway, I can only find such a little fun.

Thinking about the hero and heroine might be alone in the room now, he couldn't help but think about it in his unprincipled mind.

So, the emperor was cuckolded so early?It's no wonder that he will turn black in the later stage...

For no reason, Jun Yu felt a little itchy on the top of his head.

The kitten was docile and sleeping in Jingxi's arms, and the voices of these people would not disturb it at all.

In Antalumi's room.

It's completely different from what Jingxi thought, there is no kissing and hugging, and there is no love between you and me as deep as the sea. There is only Erha, who is wronged and crying, and Anta, who has a black face. Lumi.

"Change back to me quickly!" She ordered Erha angrily.

Although the big dog was not small, it looked particularly cowardly and timid. It huddled into a ball aggrieved, tightly hugging those expensive clothes that were too wrinkled to wear, and buried its whole head in it.

"Now, right now, the countdown!" Antalumi's voice was an octave higher.

This big dog, whose IQ was not very high at first glance, slowly raised its face buried in the clothes, and looked at Antalumi in horror.

"Three, two..." She counted quickly without any discussion on her face.

The big dog barked, a burst of mist rose, and a messy-dressed idiot who looked like an idiot at the scene of rape was lying on the ground in a state of embarrassment, his buttocks pouted, unable to get up for a long time, and he was still moaning and whining. .

"Stand up and speak human words!" She reprimanded impatiently.

It took a long time for Jeff to get up with difficulty. His clothes were all crumpled and hung on his body like a ball of rags.

Looking at this picture, Antalumi felt another turbid air rise up in her heart.

"Tell me first, what have you been doing lately?" She decided to start with a less irritating topic.

Jeff looked at her ignorantly.

This idiot's brain is obviously useless.

Indeed, otherwise, why would he have been easily taken over by a dog's soul in the first place?

Antalumi decided to be a little patient with this guy.

She coaxed him nicely: "Tell me, what's going on outside now?"

Jeff blinked his eyes and thought hard: "It's very troublesome outside, I almost can't get in."

"The old evil god is restless again?" Antalumi immediately responded.

The blond youth nodded vigorously immediately.

No wonder, the Senate is so busy now that it seems that they have no time to take care of them.

Speaking of which...

"What level of security is outside?" She asked more specifically.

It's a pity that she really shouldn't expect too much from the stupid dog's IQ.

"If that's the case..." Antalumi bit her nails, "Then that stupid cat is going to fight soon, that's great, we still have enough chances to take Jingxi away."

The big dog asked stupidly: "Aren't we going to help?"

Antalumi gave him a blank look: "Of course not, but after taking Jingxi away."

She didn't want that stupid cat to take too much advantage for nothing.

What's more, it's not safe for Jingxi to stay here at this time.

"Stupid cats probably only have estrus in their mind," she said dismissively, "but the value of Jingxi is not just about masturbating cats."

She seemed to know a lot of secrets that even Jingxi himself didn't know.

With a dazed look on his face, Jeff just nodded in agreement.

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Farther away, a small ripple suddenly appeared in the sun's crown, and at the center of the ripple, rings of waves barely visible to the naked eye continued to expand outward, from Mercury to the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. , a string gradually tightened, and finally broke and rolled back overwhelmed. At a position about 120 million kilometers close to the earth, this broken string curled up into a curved surface about one kilometer long, gray and dull in color .

The curved surface was originally a smooth and sealed plane, but as time passed, cracks gradually appeared on it. In another space invisible to the naked eye, it seemed that there was some huge force hitting the curved surface crazily.

The ear-piercing siren resounded throughout the palace, and even the hotel in the mountainside, the commercial street, and all the people were all vibrated by the huge sound.

"What happened?" The candidates looked around in horror and asked, but they knew nothing.

Junyu, as well as all the hotel staff and the resident population of the home planet, immediately realized that the danger was approaching.

The commotion this time was faster than everyone expected.

Junyu stood up all of a sudden, put his hand on Jingxi's shoulder, with a serious face, and said quickly: "I have some troubles that I need to deal with immediately, and you will retreat according to the arrangement of the Elders' Council, don't worry, you will be fine .”

Xiaohui in Jingxi's hand was also alert all of a sudden, with round eyes and sharp ears, it listened to the sharp siren vigilantly.

"This cat..." Jun Yu wanted to say something, but in the end he didn't say it.

"Can you give me a hug?" Then, without waiting for Jingxi's answer, he reached out and gave his sweetheart a big hug.

Jingxi was a little surprised and panicked, but he didn't struggle.

Mingming Junyu didn't say anything, and his expression was usually serious, but he always felt... as if he was saying goodbye forever.

Jingxi tightly grasped Junyu's clothes, and asked worriedly, "What's going on? What happened?"

Jun Yu laughed.

It was the first time Jingxi saw such a gentle smile on the face of this awkward young man, and his ice blue eyes seemed to melt in the spring, but with fleeting sadness.

"No problem, you will never be in danger, the Senate will arrange everything." He said confidently.

"But what about you?" Jing Xi immediately asked.

"This is my responsibility." After leaving the last sentence, Jun Yu turned around and left.

His back is like the one that suddenly appeared in the strong wind that night, handsome, tall and straight, like a god.

Jing Xi didn't know why, but suddenly felt his heart beating violently.

He couldn't tell why he felt this way.

Suddenly, the kitten in his arms also rushed out, catching up with the departing person with a few strides, Jun Yu didn't look back, but just stretched out his hand to catch the little guy, and the little gray cat slipped from Jun Yu's body His hands jumped onto his shoulders, then he turned his face, wagging his tail reluctantly at Jingxi, and then, like a cloud of melted smoke, melted into Junyu's body.

Jing Xi took a few steps forward, then stopped again.

His Majesty the Emperor returned to his palace first.

Is the situation ahead getting more and more critical? The only thing that reassures him is that his Yuan Ling has indeed stabilized a lot.

If the cat is willing to cooperate, perhaps, he can exert far more fighting power than usual.

"The index has turned into a critical state," the Grand Duke said with a serious expression. "If the pressure continues to rise, the defense network may not be able to support it."

His Majesty the Emperor nodded, indicating that he understood.

His eyes have already looked into the depths of the boundless universe.

In the background of a brilliant starry sky, there is an extra dim place, as if the light will go around, leaving only a gray area that seems to have an aura of doom.

"Transfer the candidates as soon as possible," said His Majesty the Emperor, "No one can be left on the home planet except the highly evolved ones."

The situation has deteriorated faster than he imagined, and unfortunately, he has not had time to achieve his wish.

——Although that nasty cat tricked a lot of people into hugging it.

"Your Majesty, you can go and say goodbye to Jing Xidao again." The Grand Duke's original frivolous and cunning temperament disappeared, and the only thing left in his eyes was deep worry.

This time the counterattack was too fast and the intensity was too high, and he felt very uneasy.

Hopefully, it won't be like it was 100 years ago...

Unexpectedly, the emperor, who was dazed by the sudden love, just shook his head: "No need..."

He looked in the direction where Jingxi was, hesitated to speak, and finally just shook his head, burying these unspeakable emotions.

"Wait until I come back..." The young emperor finally understood completely, "I will pursue him in a dignified manner, instead of being like a timid thief."

Anyway, the performance of the kitten just now probably exposed him completely, and he couldn't hide it even if he wanted to.

"I wish you a victorious return!" Grand Duke Gustav sincerely wished the emperor who was about to go to war.

In the face of danger, the young emperor rushed to the forefront without hesitation - just like his countless ancestors.

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