Shit shovel officer dressed as the emperor

It wouldn't matter if there was too much reaction, anyway, he didn't take this election seriously, but when Jingxi discussed with him the cuckolded emperor with sympathy, Junyu's His face darkened completely.

"It was just an accident," he explained bluntly, "Xingwang is not so omnipotent, and it always needs manpower to fill in the gaps."

However, even weirder things are yet to come.

In the next few days, it is said that another polluted person was discovered, and an interstellar fugitive, a fraudster, and an aunt who falsely reported her age were also found out—all messed up gods got in here!

The one who shocked Jingxi the most was the aunt. It is said that she is over fifty years old and has given birth to four children, and the one who was originally selected should be her daughter.

This is definitely an explosive and heavyweight news, and it spread throughout the star network group privately formed by the candidates in an instant.

Coincidentally, the young lady who lives in the same room as the aunt happens to be a live broadcast fan. Although her live broadcast room on Xingwang was immediately closed by the royal family, she still persisted in the group Text Live.

It is said that the aunt's daughter fell in love with a young man on the day she went to register, and decided to give up the big pie that suddenly fell from the sky.

On the contrary, the aunt was so distressed that she simply took advantage of the superb cosmetic counterfeiting technology of a certain black clinic and the bracelet her daughter voluntarily donated, and embarked on a happy free journey by pretending to be a fake.

According to her original words: "It's such a good free trip, but I went to the home planet that most people can't go to. After returning, there will be a big meal! My little sisters will definitely envy me."

Even if she was discovered, she still looked calm. She had done her homework before coming here. Although this kind of punishment is not light, it is mainly a fine and then sent home. Prison is worth it!

"My family is not short of money," the aunt was still chattering with the guard, "Anyway, I've come here, so I'll pay more and let me see what the emperor looks like?"

Wei Guan had a black line on his face, and Jun Yu, who was listening to Jing Xi's gossip the whole time, also had a black line on his face.

He even began to seriously consider whether to increase the punishment next time, or at least make these guys feel awe-ah bah, there will never be a next time!

The aunt over there was still bargaining unwillingly, she looked like an aunt who had taken a trip abroad with great difficulty, but the attraction she wanted to visit the most happened to be closed, and every word was filled with distress.

Jing Xi fell on the bed and laughed loudly. Even His Majesty the Emperor himself wondered if he had dug a big hole for himself.

"His Majesty the Emperor is like a famous tourist attraction." Jing Xi smiled sourly. "I think His Majesty should really meet her, otherwise it would be too pitiful."

"Speaking of which, the royal family of the empire seems to be very tolerant," Jing Xi couldn't help sighing, "It's no wonder there are so many weirdos this time."

Jun Yu glanced at him, his face softened slightly.

"But maybe it's because it's too non-existent, so it's so gentle?" He laughed again in a flash.

Jun Yu turned his head with a black line on his face, and decided that what he couldn't see was what he saw.

Jingxi continued to watch the live text live broadcast with relish. The live broadcast above was scrolling one by one, and the discussion board below was also scrolling rapidly. Many people were watching the excitement at this time, and they had everything to say.

But in a few days, this group has added 5000 people, all of whom are candidates for this time, and now they are gathering together in a friendly manner to eat melons and eat them happily.

Junyu glanced at Jingxi again, and found that he was still smiling tightly against the screen, and finally asked coldly, "What's the name of that group?"

Jingxi immediately generously shared the past with the melon-eating group.

After a while, another newcomer silently joined the melon-eating group. His profile picture was pure blue, which was particularly inconspicuous among the various profile pictures.

However, the Grand Duke, who was also laughing and sharing the fun with his old friends online, suddenly jumped up.

At this time, a row of discussions was happening frequently: The emperor is a bit miserable hahahahahaha!

The old man's first reaction was a guilty conscience, and he wanted to quit subconsciously. Then he remembered that he had boarded with a trumpet, so he coughed reluctantly and pretended to be nonchalant.

Then, the Grand Duke watched the pure blue profile picture quietly stay in the list for a few minutes, and then silently quit. Afterwards, the entire group was banned, and everyone in the group was directly banned for a month because they disrespected the royal family.

"Fortunately, it's a trumpet." The Grand Duke, who is keen to eat melons, said with lingering fear, stroking his beard.

Jing Xi wasn't mentally prepared for this. How much he laughed just now, and how miserable he was screaming now.

"Why is the signal suddenly cut off?" He poked his wristband a few times before noticing the latest star network notice: because of disrespect to the royal family, he was banned for a month and warned.

Jingxi looked confused, and turned to Junyu, "I was kicked out by the silence... What about you? Is it the same?"

Jun Yu remained expressionless, with a little imperceptible smugness flying from the corners of his eyes: "No, the group has already been forcibly disbanded before I could get in."

Hearing this, Jingxi sighed deeply.

Jun Yu's mood finally became a little brighter.

However, this good mood only lasted for a short time.

Soon, the No. [-] group of eating melons was pulled up again - most of them had more than one small size in their hands, and those with only one large size like Jingxi were a rare breed.

Although this account cannot speak, Jing Xi doesn't care, anyway, he just likes to watch.

After a while, Junyu heard the continuous haha ​​sound again.

With a cold face, he asked for the group number again.

Five minutes later, another gossip group fell.

He raised his eyebrows, and took a triumphant look at Jing Xi who was frowning again.

That is, it feels a little... childish?

His Majesty the Emperor reflected for three seconds, and silently canceled the account of the pure blue head, trying to pretend that nothing had happened—he also had a lot of trumpets.

The source of happiness that was so easy to gain was gone, Jing Xi was bored, turned over a few times and sat up again, couldn't help chatting with his new roommate—although Jun Yu was the one who listened most of the time.

Probably because of the very effective "treatment" yesterday, when he saw Jun Yu, he felt kind from the bottom of his heart.

Jingxi couldn't help but gossip with Junyu: "The emperor is really unlucky, he just wants to find a wife, look at the weird ones that are selected."

"...It's okay." Jun Yu said reluctantly.

He moved his body slightly, he seemed a little uncomfortable with the topic Jingxi raised, but he sat upright again, looking serious and serious.

"I don't know why we chose randomly in the first place. Could it be for fate?" Jing Xi guessed randomly, "Maybe the emperor is also a literary youth."

After all, that guy's configuration is also an affectionate male second-although unfortunately it turned black later.

No, in fact, I just wanted to add chaos to the Senate... Jun Yu opened his mouth, but didn't make a sound.

Jing Xi sighed and shook his head: "I don't know how the emperor is feeling now, is he a bit regretful?"

It's really not in a good mood... Jun Yu squinted his eyes and looked at Jing Xi, who was full of gloating, and wouldn't even try to hide it.

"There was Chen Shimei before, and now there is a plastic surgery aunt—you probably haven't heard of Chen Shimei, that is a historical celebrity on the ancient earth, who abandoned his wife and son in order to marry a princess," Jing Xi sighed, "That princess It's really bad luck to meet such a person."

The same unlucky emperor...

Junyu decided to take the initiative to change the topic that provoked his nerves from time to time: "Are you familiar with the history of the ancient earth?"

It is rare for Jingxi to hear someone use the name Earth, and he nodded happily: "Yes, I set up a class on Xingwang, and I rely on it for food."

He also enthusiastically gave the address of the Junyu classroom, welcome to watch it after the broadcast.

Jun Yu raised his eyebrows and asked, "Are you studying the history before the interstellar era?"

"Yeah, after that, the historical records of the mother planet are almost impossible to find, and I don't know what happened." Jing Xi shook his head and sighed, "The moon is the same, very mysterious."

But now it can be seen that it is obviously a big port with very busy starships.

The history of the ancient earth before the interstellar era is in the public database. Although it is incomplete, and some novels are regarded as official history research, at least people can look it up at will.

However, from about 100 years before the founding of the Empire, until now, the mother planet has become a topic that is rarely—or forbidden to talk about.

Contrary to this highly confidential attitude, it is the royal family's unusually loose rule.

Although the governors of various places are nominally appointed by the emperor, and they also need to pay taxes to the home planet, the royal family itself does not station troops abroad, and never interferes in local politics.

What's more, the royal family seems to be trying to weaken its own sense of existence all the time, whether it is from the level of legislation or propaganda, it seems to be completely hidden.

This is completely contrary to Jingxi's political common sense.

However, this royal family, which only has a pale symbol and does not seem to have enough powerful means, has ruled the empire stably for thousands of years, and it seems that it will continue to continue.

Jingxi was puzzled at first, but now it seems that it is probably related to advanced evolutionaries or evil gods.

It's a pity that Jun Yu maintained a cold face and was not going to answer his questions for him.

Jing Xi didn't care: "We will go to the earth soon, and we should know the reason by then, ah, will we be silenced by then? Or more simply, erase memory?"

No, even if you go to the home planet, you still won't know anything - Junyu didn't say anything, but he was secretly a little proud in his heart.

"Then you must be looking forward to going to your home planet." Jun Yu said happily. At that time, he might not mind introducing the ancient planet to this person a little bit - within a safe range.

"Of course!" Jingxi sighed as a matter of course, "Compared to the general election, I am much more interested in my home planet!"

Jun Yu's expression turned ugly again.