Shit shovel officer dressed as the emperor

When Jingxi discovered that the world he traveled into was actually a novel, it was already the second year he had traveled.

He originally thought that he just came to the future many years later. This world has entered the interstellar age, but it still uses the ancient monarchy. The emperor has the right to rule countless galaxies in a vast territory, and is very mysterious, even his appearance is also a mystery.

The planet where Jingxi is located is a poor and unremarkable agricultural planet. Relying on the knowledge about the world that the original owner possessed, he settled down with bumps and bumps, and has a small yard of his dreams, with a decent income. , and even kept a few pets for company.

He now has three cuties in total, a cat, a dog, and a little chipmunk.

This combination is a bit strange, but they get along quite harmoniously—most of the time—Jingxi is happy to keep them.

This day was originally a very peaceful day.

He was working at home, and one cat and one dog started their daily routine of pinching, and the chipmunk squatted on the table condescendingly, watching the two idiots fight indifferently.

The reason for the fight was the same as usual - both the cat and the dog took out their favorite treasures to please their masters, and at the same time they both hated the other's things.

After a few grunts and snorts, a big fight begins—like a daily exercise routine.

When they were tired, and Jingxi's work was almost finished, he turned around and saw the gray cat fur and black and white dog fur flying everywhere, he only sighed, and then let the people who were already close together His own little chipmunk jumped on his shoulder.

The Squirrel Mouse leaned close to Jingxi's face, and graciously presented a very beautiful little pink stone.

"Thank you." Jingxi stretched out his hand to take the small gift, and rubbed the cow-colored mouse that was as round as a small pompom. The little thing rubbed against his palm very sweetly, feeling very satisfied.

At this time, the silly cat and the stupid dog finally came to their senses, and stopped fighting. One stepped on the stool and desk, and quickly jumped onto the other shoulder of Jingxi, while the other was slower, rolling and crawling towards Jingxi's shoulder. At his feet, whimpering seemed to be complaining.

The cat landed on Jingxi's shoulder, licked its paw gracefully, and carefully held out a small silver-gray dried fish.

Not to be outdone, the big dog pushed a bone stick with drool over it with its nose, whining and whining, trying to get the owner's attention.

Jing Xi could only appease them one by one, trying not to leave anyone behind.

The Squirrel Mouse had already won the victory early, and impatiently entangled with these idiots, it just rolled off Jingxi and returned to its comfortable little room.

The kitten was the happiest to see the mouse rolling away knowingly. It immediately put its long tail on Jingxi's other shoulder, and the whole cat completely wrapped Jingxi's neck.

It is a long-haired cat. Although it is still small, its big fluffy tail is almost as long as its whole body. It is really like a soft gray scarf around its neck. Although it is soft and fluffy, it is too hot up.

Jingxi endured helplessly for three seconds, but he still had no choice but to pull this overly clingy little thing away.

Aggrieved, the kitten let go of its big tail, and was still close to Jingxi, unwilling to leave. Its long tail hung down beside Jingxi and swayed.

Seeing all this, the big dog immediately cheered up. It jumped up and down with vigor, rubbed its head against Jingxi's leg, and let out a cheerful humming sound.

The little cat was condescending, and once again blew up at the big dog.

"Okay, okay," Jingxi comforted this sensitive and proud little thing, took it from his shoulders into his arms, and combed the kitten's long fur little by little.

The kitten's blown fur slowly softened, and it sat in the arms of the shit shovel officer contentedly, becoming the final winner.

In fact, Jingxi didn't know how he was especially liked by pets when he came to this world.

These three little things were all touched by themselves. The first one to appear was Little Gray the Maine Coon cat. One morning, as soon as Jingxi opened the door, he saw a group of small gray pompoms squatting at the door of his house. Jingxi opened the door and walked into the room very familiarly.

Jingxi had just crossed over at that time, and was still chaotic, but he couldn't help but accept this little guy who automatically delivered goods to his door, and named it Xiao Hui.

A month later, a husky with a cow-colored chipmunk appeared in front of him, and the chipmunk was very polite and brought a door-to-door gift: a beautiful little purple stone.

Jingxi was originally worried that the kitten would bite the chipmunk, but Xiaohui had no interest in the chipmunk, but rather cared about the gift—or, did he just feel that he was inferior to the chipmunk?

From that day on, it also began to deliver all kinds of dried fish to Jingxi every day: transparent ones, golden ones, and colorful ones. I don't know where Xiao Hui got them.

The big dog is not to be outdone, but this guy seems to have the lowest IQ among these animals, and he will only eagerly push the bone doll that has been gnawed wet, trying to join the ranks of vying for favor.

Jingxi was at a loss at first, but he gradually got used to it. After comforting a few small things, he pushed the bone stick back to the big dog, divided it into two boxes to store small stones and small dried fish, and then started Clean the room without changing expression.

The big dog has gone crazy playing somewhere, and the chipmunk has already retreated into the den, probably sleeping, only Xiaohui is still squatting on the cabinet, looking at Jingxi quietly.

Jingxi neatly collected the fluttering fur and put it in a small box, saying to Xiao Hui: "After a while, I can use your fur to make some plush toys. !Hope you don't turn into a bald cat."

Xiaohui didn't make a sound, just looked at Jingxi quietly, its eyes were beautiful ice blue, crystal clear, more beautiful than gems.

Jingxi also couldn't tell if the kitten could understand what he said.

He stretched out his hand, and the kitten leaned over obediently to rub against it, without the arrogance of the fight with Lao Ha just now.

Although Jingxi tried hard to be fair, in fact, the kitten that appeared at the beginning was the one he liked the most in his heart. This little thing was also most attached to Jingxi. As long as Jingxi was at home, it would follow Jingxi closely most of the time. beside the creek.

When Jingxi was cleaning up the room, he looked at the two gift boxes again. The small stones of the flower branch mouse and the cow had already been placed in a box full, and the colors were very beautiful. The small gray dried fish was almost full, which was very strange. He didn't eat these small dried fishes, but kept stuffing them into Jingxi's arms. Jingxi smelled very good, but he didn't dare to eat something from unknown sources that a cat gave him.

Xiaohui seemed a little disappointed with Jingxi's behavior of not showing face, but she persisted in continuing to send it every day.

"Where did you get these things?" Jing Xi was very curious, because the work was mainly done at home, he rarely went out, and only occasionally went out to walk around a few pets, and he didn't find out where they came from along the way. Picked these up somewhere.

It's a pity that none of these animals can speak, nor can they answer Jingxi's doubts.

He thought it was just an ordinary day, like every day before it.

Jingxi's communication bracelet suddenly rang twice. He doesn't have many acquaintances in this world, and most of the contacts with him are related to work. Jingxi didn't think much about it, and clicked on the notification just received.

Unexpectedly, this is a very rare star network group notice: after the emperor is elected, interested unmarried young people of the right age can register on the star network, regardless of gender.

There is also a registration link below.

? ? ! !

What the hell is after the election?

Jing Xi didn't think much about it, thinking that this thing had nothing to do with him, so he turned it off after a glance.

After a while, the more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong. He opened the notification again and read it carefully.

At the bottom is a signature: Imperial Emperor Jun Qiancang.

Where did he seem to have seen this name?

Jingxi began to try hard to remember.

Familiar name, familiar plot... It seems to come from a novel he read a long time ago?

Jingxi has been traveling for more than a year. He once thought that he just went to the future world and lived an honest and diligent life, but he didn't expect... Maybe he actually transmigrated into a book of Star Wars?

In fact, his impression of this book is not too deep - after all, it has been a long time, and Ba Zongwen's routines are actually similar.

All in all, after the great emperor of the empire held a vigorous interstellar election in order to find the goddess (male god?) The favor soared into the sky.

What really impressed him about this book was that the male protagonist in the novel is actually not the emperor, but a business tycoon who came out of nowhere, and the female protagonist is a shining galaxy idol, recognized by the public as the most A promising candidate for future queen.

Yes, this is a bit of an interstellar love story. Under the background of the emperor's election, the hero and heroine started a love drama where you chased me and hid, and finally even hid in the palace. The poor emperor unfortunately fell into love. The villain of the story, who was finally defeated by the hero, ended sadly.

Jingxi sympathized with the emperor when he was reading.

After all, it was his home game, and his purpose was very clear. It was pitiful enough to be put on a big green hat for no apparent reason.

But none of this had anything to do with him.

Jingxi closed the communication bracelet on his wrist without any disturbance in his heart.

He is a passer-by who will not appear in the book at all. He should earn money and keep his pet honestly. No matter whether he really crossed into this novel or not, what does that story have to do with him?

Jing Xi thought very well, he was a bit of a homebody, and now he is living the life he most yearns for: having a house and pets, having both cats and dogs.

Jingxi now only wants to grow old happily on this remote planet, and doesn't care what the background of the whole world is.

Unfortunately, things don't always go as planned.

When Jingxi got up from the bed the next morning, he felt that the room was unexpectedly deserted.

Usually at this time, Lao Ha has been impatiently pulling the door and waiting to go out to have fun. The cow still likes to lie on top of Lao Ha's head, with the proud demeanor of a general, and Xiao Hui is the most graceful one. Usually he doesn't pay much attention to dogs and mice, he just likes to stay by Jingxi's bedside, and when he sees him waking up, he leans over and licks Jingxi's face affectionately.

But today, there was no sound, and there was no well-behaved Xiao Hui on the bedside, and the room was eerily quiet.

Jing Xi jumped up from the bed and opened the door of the living room.

The living room was also empty, as if those few attentive little things were really like a dream.

When you wake up from the dream, they disappear.

Jingxi seemed to have some kind of subtle premonition in his heart, but he decided to ignore these inexplicable thoughts, and still searched for his little ones seriously.

In the cow's two-storey cottage, there is half of the water and a few nuts in the small plate. It is a very clean chipmunk. It is smart and dear. It never gets sawdust everywhere and defecates. Cleaning and cleaning are also done meticulously by myself, and Jingxi is never bothered.

But now, the villa is empty.

Old Ha was missing from the carpet.

This is a very typical husky, lively and enthusiastic, and has no brains. It likes to sprint for [-] meters after going out, and completely forgets the owner behind it as soon as it lets go. After a while, he ran back by himself - although Jingxi felt that this should be due to the cow on his head.

Compared with himself, the cow is more like the owner of Lao Ha. Although the cow is a little impatient with Lao Ha most of the time, and there is a huge difference in size between the two, as long as the cow points eastward, Lao Ha will never go there. run west.

Now, both are missing at the same time, and it is not known if they are still together.

Little Gray is also a very special Maine Coon cat.

Its temperament should be a bit arrogant. When it treats Lao Ha and the cow, its slightly narrowed eyes always have a little disdain. At first, Jingxi was worried that it would hurt the cow, but soon he found out , I completely thought too much.

Usually, Xiao Hui completely ignores those two guys, as if they don’t exist, only when the cows give gifts when they come back from the outside every day, it will stare at the cows vigilantly, as if it wants to take the cows out of Jingxi’s house at any time. Kick off the shoulder.

In fact, it did so at the beginning. Jing Xi scolded it a few times, and Xiao Hui quickly calmed down. However, as soon as the cow left, it would sweep Jing Xi's shoulder with its tail in a hurry, as if it wanted to put the cow away. The smell of a mouse was completely swept away.

Among the three pets, it is also the one most attached to Jingxi.

It likes to sleep on Jingxi's bed, coiled into a big ball of fur, sometimes it just leans on Jingxi's body, snoring softly, Jingxi also likes Xiaohui's closeness, just like in this lonely world most intimate companion.

But now, even Xiao Hui was gone.

All that was left was their nest, various unpopular toys on the ground, two boxes of small presents and a box of fluff.

A huge sense of loneliness gripped Jingxi tightly.