Fight wits with cat owners

A few hours passed quickly, and while Xiaoqian was eye-opening, the cats who were far away in the cat cafe all refreshed their worldview one by one.

Soon, after visiting the side where the cosplayers gathered, and after all the cats breathed a sigh of relief, they came to another area.

Although it is said to be on the other side, there are a large number of stalls on the way, with all kinds of fan products. Under the scream of the barrage, Xiaoqian started to shop.

"There are more posters here, and there are many types. I also saw a lot of cool ones."

The screen is pulled in so that everyone can see it more clearly, and piles of posters are dazzling.

It stands to reason that it is not easy to find a certain poster among so many posters, but the cats outside the screen can lock certain posters at a glance.

For example... about yourself.

Even Osamu Dazai saw himself dressed in a camel-colored windbreaker, standing with a group of strangers, clearly polarized with the Hong Kong and black camps next to him.

Recalling the magical scene of wanting to insert his own eyes before, Osamu Dazai began to think about it.

So I really changed sides, is it because of Odasaku?

His gaze scanned the pile of posters with precision, and Osamu Dazai soon saw many 'familiar' ones.For example, Kotsunayoshi's and Accelerator's.

It doesn't look simple... Especially Tsunayoshi, after all, a lot of information can be revealed from the painting.

Looking away from a poster of all the staff in suits and villains, after a while, Xiaoqian came to another stall.

"I'm so excited to see the pillow here, wait! Isn't this my wife Befa!!!"

Excitedly rubbing in front of a small pillow, Xiaoqian opened her eyes wide with excitement, and was about to buy a wife (bushi) immediately, but behind the rows of pillows, the stall next to it showed the tip of the iceberg .

【next door!Next door ah ah ah! 】【thousand!I saw Chuya's legs next door! 】【I saw Dazai's body, the coughing one, I want to see it! 】【Aimed at it!The stall owner next door is probably not a writer monopoly hahahahaha]

After completing the suggestion, Xiaoqian hugged his wife contentedly before raising his head to look at the screen.

"Next door? The body pillow next door?"

After finishing speaking, everyone just looked at the camera, and in an instant a body pillow of Osamu Dazai came into view.

The side that was laid out was the most seductive side. The black coat was padded under the body, the tie was hanging crookedly on the body, the white shirt was also open, and there were even a few bandages on the chest scattered on the bed. .

Most importantly, your trousers are even unbuttoned!

The degree of astringency is max!

The bullet screen was full of [Ahhh], excited as if it was Chinese New Year, but all the cats looking at the pillows outside the screen were all dumbfounded.

Especially Osamu Dazai, the fake smile he had been wearing all this time couldn't bear the test, he stared blankly at himself on the screen, and a very real daze appeared on his face which was rare.

Why, how come there is a feeling of insecurity?

"Meow?"

"Why is there such a thing?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also wanted to poke his eyes, he quickly retracted his gaze, but still couldn't help shivering from the cold.

"Meow."

"Aren't you afraid of having nightmares?"

Thinking of Dazai making such an expression and posture that day, his whole body was in a bad mood, and he felt so sick that he couldn't eat for three days.

"Meow~"

"Then I'm really sorry, who told me to be popular?"

Responding from the sudden shock, Osamu Dazai made a brilliant smirk, and spoke with a stick.

"Meow."

"After all, how can a shorty like Chuya who is irritable, impulsive and irritable, who fights and fights every day, compare to a little freshman like me?"

"Meow?"

"Huh? Little Fresh Meat?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also showed disdain.

"Meow."

"It's really meat. I'm afraid it has rotted long ago. How could it be fresh?"

"Meow~"

"That's better than being unpopular."

"Meow!"

"Popularity? I don't need that kind of..."

Before Zhong Yuan could finish speaking, the camera flickered, and the image of another pillow reappeared on the screen, which made him almost bite his tongue in fright.

"Meow!"

"What, what, what's going on!"

Staring straight at the screen, Zhong Yuanzhong only felt a rush of heat rushing straight to his forehead, a feeling of shame popped out from the depths of his heart, and he even danced happily.

The hats were scattered beside the bed, the left hand was raised, and the glove that had been taken off the back of the hand was biting in his mouth.The coat was scattered under the body, and the buttons that should have been buttoned were all undone below the waist. Even the shirt and vest were slanted on both sides, revealing the tight waistline.

even!The belts of the black suit trousers were undone, and the top button was missing, revealing the bra...

Nakahara Chuya pupil earthquake.

"Meow~"

"Wow, I really didn't expect it, Zhong Ye, it's hidden."

Osamu Dazai took the opportunity to add insult to injury.

"Meow~"

"I didn't expect Chuya to be such a person, tsk tsk tsk."

"Meow!"

"I'm not! I'm not!"

The blue cat's eyes stared at Osamu Dazai vigorously, and Nakahara Nakaya resisted the feeling of shame and defended loudly.

"Meow!"

"It's all fake, what's there to say!"

How could he spread such a thing?Obviously, it was drawn by someone just like Xiaoqian before!

...a bunch of fools.

Seeing Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai arguing with the elementary school students again, Accelerator moved in the opposite direction with an indifferent expression.

You must stay away from these two people. They say that people who are stupid will be infected. What if I am infected?Another silly Xiaoqian is enough, he doesn't want to be dragged down by these two again.

"Meow?"

"So it turns out that this is a very embarrassing picture?"

His eyes lingered on the screen again, and Xiaobai's voice was cautious.

"Meow."

"I remember."

The next moment, Zhongyuan Zhongye's voice of embarrassment and anger came instantly.

"Meow!"

"Remember a ghost and forget it for me!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi hurriedly comforted him.

"Ow!"

"Senior Zhongyuan, don't be impulsive! It's all fake!"

Yes, just like before...

The body froze for a moment, and Sawada Tsunayoshi showed a weak smile.

Before, was there anything before?Obviously nothing hahahaha...

Fortunately, the pillows didn't take up too much space. After the audience saw it, they moved on to the next stall.

however……

"Meow."

"This is the pillow of 'Yuriko'."

The questioning sentence was said with certainty, and the eyes of several cats focused on a certain pillow.

Osamu Dazai opened his mouth quietly.

"Meow~"

"It's a maid outfit."

Accelerator had murderous intent in his eyes.

"Meow!"

"To shut up!"

With a soft snort, Dazai Osamu didn't say anything, and Sawada Tsunayoshi, who was trembling and preparing to stay away from a possible battle, was relieved.

However, before he could relax for a long time, the scene that made his anus tighten again appeared on the screen.

At this moment, Xiaoqian was casually strolling around the stall, and soon, she accurately scanned what she wanted.

"What did I see? Biffa's keychain, buy it!"

Walking quickly to the stall, Xiaoqian paid for it and bought it, but at the back of the screen, the flame on a certain pillow cloth was extremely conspicuous.

There was flames on top of his head, and his hands were also burning. He was dressed in a black suit, and his eyes were firm and bright.

Most importantly - well dressed!

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

One way:? ? ?

Wait, why is this picture of Tsunayoshi Sawada incompatible with theirs? ? ?

Only Sawada Tsunayoshi breathed a sigh of relief.

Great, I am still lucky. Although I feel ashamed, it is really much better than the suddenness of my predecessors!

What a ghost!

Unable to hold his head in his arms, Sawada Tsunayoshi reached out and beat the ground.

I didn't expect that this kind of pillow would be bought back and put on the bed at night, maybe they would be hugged and sleep together at night, so he just... just...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!How could there be such a shameful thing in the world!Why would I be made into a pillow!Obviously he is the most useless one!

"Meow~"

"Look out, Kokichi-kun."

Osamu Dazai raised his hand and patted Tsunayoshi Sawada on the shoulder.

"Meow~"

"This also shows that you have a lot of popularity, otherwise how could..."

In the middle of speaking, Osamu Dazai's words suddenly froze.

Kokichi Sawada:? ? ?

He raised his head blankly, and said that Osamu Dazai looked at the screen. In the next second, Tsunayoshi Sawada wished to kill himself who looked up curiously just now.

Damn, it's Lark's senior!It's inseparable from the seniors!Ahhh, there is also Liudaoku!It's also the kind of half-take off!And Prynne?How could my mother still have Bai Lan?Fuck I also saw giotto!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Sawada Tsunayoshi kept staring at the screen stiffly, his brown eyes gradually hollowed out.He just felt that everything seemed to be far away from him, and he was floating lightly towards the sky.

Ah, I was flying, so I was dreaming, so what I saw before was all fake, right?There is no such thing as a pillow, a senior lark, or a Liudaogu Bailan!

Huh?Why should I say that too?

With a serene smile on his face, Tsunayoshi Sawada kept his stiff body, and hit the ground with a bang.

"Meow?"

"Simba? Simba, what's wrong with you? Why did you faint again?"

After pushing Tsunayoshi Sawada who fell straight on the ground again, Shiro sighed helplessly.

"Meow~"

"Fortunately, Chi Chi went to work, otherwise you would have been sent for injections."

The very stimulating 'injection' in the past did not wake up Tsunayoshi Sawada at all. He was still lying on the ground with blank eyes, and even had a strange peaceful smile on his face.

However, whether it's the straight and outstretched limbs or the tight and stiff body, it shows that his heart is still shocked.

Sawada Tsunayoshi: Lying Corpse.jpg

"Meow."

"Forget it, let him calm down again."

Once again stopping Xiaobai's attempt to shake Sawada Tsunayoshi for a while, Nakahara, responsible for conscience, Nakaya sighed.

"Meow."

"I guess I'll forget it when I wake up."

Ah... Forgetting Dafa is really useful.

Shaking his head, Nakahara Chuya

Now he especially wants to do it for himself too, forgetting about those unsightly scenes (covering his face), obviously no matter whether it is bloody or violent, or even corpses piled up into a mountain, he can keep his expression on, but now...

Involuntarily recalling certain images in his mind, Nakahara Zhong also covered his face in despair.

I really wish I could go blind.