Fight wits with cat owners

Soon it was the day when it was time to go out, Xiaoqian got up early, began to wash up, and spent a long time putting on a beautiful makeup for herself when she was ready.

On weekdays, she just puts on sunscreen casually when she goes out. After all, there are only a few places to go to, and now she can't be casual when she goes out.

Putting on the prepared clothes, Xiaoqian walked out of the bedroom and blinked briskly at the cats at home.

"How is it? Doesn't Mom look better?"

On the outside is a blue coat, with a light-colored scarf with a pattern around the neck. Although the coat is long to the thigh, the unbuttoned buttons still make it clear what is worn inside.

——It’s a long sweater.

... nice, nice, very nice.So the problem is also big.

Even Zhongyuan Zhongyuan, who has been here for the longest time, has never seen such a delicate appearance of Xiaoqian. He stared blankly at the beautiful Xiaoqian in front of him, and suddenly felt a very bad breath in his heart.

Is it true that going out like this will not be targeted by those with malicious intentions!Now it's not uncommon for beautiful girls to be targeted by perverts. Haven't I seen a few in the mafia?

The most important thing is that Xiaoqian is still alone!Maybe there will be people who don't have eyesight to strike up a conversation with her!

Thinking of this, Nakahara Chuya felt bad.

However, at this time, Xiaoqian unconsciously said words that could be called 'killing people'.

"At that time, I will hook up with a few more brothers and sisters, and enjoy the feeling of being surrounded by beauties."

All Meows: "..."

Forget about that 'little sister', 'little brother', you're probably thinking of Tao Zi, this house can't even accommodate extra cats, do you still want someone?

"Look, it's about time. Come on, come on, let's put on some small clothes for you, after all, it's cold outside."

"Meow."

"Leave this kind of thing alone."

Taking a few steps forward to insert Xiaoqian's words, Zhong Yuanzhong also circled around Xiaoqian, and looked at the scene of snow everywhere outside the window, with a serious expression on his face.

Is this a bit underdressed?After all, I can still feel it when I open the windows for ventilation on weekdays, which is much colder than Yokohama's winter.

"Meow?"

"Xiao Qian, are you wearing too little?"

"Huh? What's wrong?"

Bending down to pick up Nakahara Chuya, Xiaoqian, who couldn't understand cat language, blinked and decided to close their clothes first.

Yes, it is the kind of red, red, blue and blue, especially warm and festive _(:3∠)_

Zhong Yuan, who was being hugged, felt the other's warm hands expressionlessly, and looked at the warm stickers inside Xiaoqian's clothes. He felt relieved and changed into a festive little blue gown cooperatively.

"Okay, let's go out then."

Simba and Xiaobai, who are the least likely to fight, are placed in a car similar to a baby carriage, as well as mackerel who can't fight with these two. Xiaoqian put Zhongyuan Zhongya in the special seat behind him in the hat, Then he hung Accelerator's cat bag on the handle of the car, dragged the suitcase behind him, and went out the door.

Go downstairs and quickly take a taxi, and easily give all the cats at home to Chi Chi, Xiaoqian ignores the eyes of the cats, walks briskly into the car and leaves without looking back.

As a result, the cats struggled extraordinarily.

"Ah, this is the timid and cute little Simba from Xiaoqian's family. This fur is very soft to the touch."

He frantically licked the cat at Sawada Tsunayoshi with his hands up and down, and was so scared that Sawada Tsunayoshi almost suffocated the fire of death.

Fairy Bai, an 'old acquaintance', quickly adapted to the atmosphere of cat cafes, and was also very familiar with cat cafes, even Osamu Dazai, who had eaten free canned food for a month, also quickly adapted.Only Zhongye and Accelerator in the Central Plains almost didn't blow their hair.

Although it is winter, many cat lovers will not stop petting cats because of the cold weather. You can still see a few people every once in a while. As the only cat cafe nearby, there are even many regular customers.

As a matter of course, the five new cats successfully became the objects of attention of all the guests.

Ignoring the scorching eyes of the 'humans' outside and secretly rubbing his hands wanting to grind his hair, Zhongyuan finally couldn't bear it and ran into the only quiet bar.

And Accelerator has already defeated the black hairtail, the boss of the original cat cafe, and occupied the top level of the cat climbing frame, so as to avoid the thieves who always want to reach out.

"Meow~"

"You can't do this, Chuuya."

Osamu Dazai, who was enjoying the pudding treatment from the little sister, glanced at Chuya Nakahara on the bar, and opened his mouth to mock.

"Meow~"

"So it's not unreasonable for you to bet on orphans."

"Meow!"

"Shut up! Do you think everyone is as indiscreet as you?"

Because he would not compromise with the customers who came to the cat cafe, Zhong Yuanzhong also chewed the cold cat food and glared.

"Meow!"

"Say it like you're popular."

"Meow?"

"Huh? I thought the difference in diet between us would tell you the truth."

He added another mouthful of cat pudding in the same gesture, and Osamu Dazai sounded contemptuous.

"Meow~"

"Even Xiaogangji's life is better than yours."

After all, as a cat, the other party can be called soft and cute. That pitiful appearance has aroused the maternal love of many young ladies, and the cans are placed in front of the other party one by one.

It's also hidden.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

It's just canned cat food, what's there to show off?

He chewed another mouthful of cat food viciously, and Zhong Yuan raised his head expressionlessly, only to see Accelerator, who was originally at the top of the cat climbing frame, also turned his head and looked at him.

In an instant, the two saw the same information in each other's eyes.

—When will you put a sack on that mackerel again!

Nodding slightly, Zhongyuan Zhong also continued to chew the cat food expressionlessly.

Soon, it was night, and after eating the big pot of cat food, the five cats were all arranged by Chi Chi in an empty room.

The room with floor heating is not afraid of freezing at all, after putting the five cat litters brought by Xiaoqian, Chi Chi put another litter box and locked the door decisively.

This is Xiaoqian's order. In order to prevent her cat from having a sudden convulsion and causing damage, the door must be locked!

"Ouch..."

"I want to go back..."

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was molested by the guests in various ways, lay paralyzed in the cat bed with a familiar smell, feeling extremely tired. He covered his cheeks that had been rubbed by the girls for a long time, and his voice was weak.

"Ow."

"Cat coffee is really scary!"

If he was still a human, then it would be fine for Maoca, but he is a big problem in Maoca now as a cat.At the end of the day, he even realized how difficult it is for Maoca's cats.

Sure enough, Xiaoqian was already very merciful when touching herself?

There is no harm if there is no comparison. Recalling Chi Chi's violent cat stroking method, Tsunayoshi Sawada shivered involuntarily.At this moment, he recalled Xiaoqian's gentle touch, and his heart was strongly moved.

Really, come back and pick me up, Xiaoqian, if this continues, I will definitely be bald! qaq

"Meow~"

"Well, it's okay."

Patting Tsunayoshi Sawada on the shoulder, Shiro sighed and opened his mouth.

"Meow~"

"Fighting is good, and if you don't want to be touched, you can lead the guests to other cats, so that their attention will be attracted to other cats."

Kokichi Sawada:! ! !

"Ow?!"

"real?!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi's eyes brightened slightly, but Xiaobai nodded without hesitation, and then... spoke words that tasted like black sesame buns.

"Meow~"

"After all, that's what I do all the time."

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

I almost forgot that Senior Xiaobai is a natural black!

The night passed quietly, and the time came to the next day. Although the cat cafe was still open, the boss, Chi Chi, turned on the computer and started doing other things, such as watching the live broadcast.

"I have now successfully entered inside."

A familiar voice came from the bar, causing the ears of the cats, who had been doing nothing to wander around the world, to stand up for a moment, and they all turned their heads when the sound sounded.

"It's really big inside, and there are various areas and anime special areas on the map, but the most important thing now is of course to go and see our cosplayers first. I heard that there are many big guys, and I can't wait."

The sound continued without stopping, and in an instant, several cats raised their feet and rushed up to the bar, stretching their necks and looking inside.

Only Tsunayoshi Sawada, who couldn't even jump up, went in from the side entrance in despair after jumping a few times.

"Huh? Did you recognize Xiaoqian?"

Raising his eyebrows in surprise, Chi Chi looked at the cats that approached him for the first time since he asked you to enter her cat cafe, and slowly evoked a treacherous smile.

"Want to watch it? Xiaoqian's fan festival live broadcast, if you let me flick it, I will show it to you, otherwise I will turn it off right away~"

Five Meows: "..."

Sawada Tsunayoshi backed away slowly, feeling that he couldn't bear it.However, before he took a few steps back, Nakahara Chuya and Accelerator on the stage had a tacit understanding, one raised his hand and the other raised his jio, and kicked Dazai Osamu, who had an innocent face on one side, in front of Chi Chi .

"Meow."

"He, you can play whatever you want."

Accelerator raised his chin and spoke very generously.

"Meow."

"It's better to be bald."

Betrayed Osamu Dazai: ? ? ?

exist?Why are you so proficient?I didn't mess with you, did I? ? ?

Chi Chi didn't care about which cat was about to be sacrificed by her violent cat patting method. After catching Osamu Dazai, he pressed the other with one hand, and increased the volume of the computer with the other hand.

In the picture, Xiaoqian's clothes are much less than when she left. Not only did she start to put on a beautiful skirt, but even her hair was carefully curled, her makeup was exquisite, and her whole person exuded vitality.

"Wow, everyone, look at how handsome this cosplayer of Miss Qin Feng is! I really love it!"

A barrage of bullets whizzed by, and several cats took a closer look, and the words between the lines were full of the word hook up, which made Meow feel uncomfortable.

"Does everyone like this young lady very much? I know that no one can refuse a handsome young lady. I'll go out and take a photo with young lady right away!"

Saying that, Xiaoqian happily squinted her eyes, took out her camera and ran briskly towards Miss Qin Feng.

"This super handsome Miss Qin Feng, can I take a photo for you?"

Putting on her brightest smile, Xiaoqian kept blowing rainbow farts, listening to rows of bullet screens in the live broadcast room, all of which were [So it can be like this! 】【I learned it, I will use this to flirt with young ladies in the future. 】【On Kua Kua, I, Uchiha Madarahara, call you the strongest! (Funny)] [Why isn't it facing me?You are not allowed to listen!Obviously this is what I said! (Block)] [You in front are probably thinking about pcach] [It's time for a showdown, draw your sword!Only those who win deserve the glory of being praised! 】

Five Meows: "..."

No, isn’t that how Xiaoqian’s bullet screens were when he was live-streaming painting before?

Looking blankly at the barrage that seemed to be fighting, the five cats looked confused.

However, what was even more confusing was still behind. The second Miss Qin Feng, who was hooked up by Xiaoqian, smiled shyly, but spoke with a deep and magnetic male voice.

"Taking pictures, right, no problem."

Cats: ? ? ? ? ? ?

Chi Chi sighed in surprise.

"It's really a lottery. The first person to strike up a conversation is actually the big guy in women's clothing."

The cats were dumbfounded.

No, are men's and women's clothing very common here?Why do you have such a common look? Hey!

A row of【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh】【I can! ! ! ], and even urged Xiaoqian to quickly hook up with the big guy in women's clothing in front of him, which made the cat furious.

shut up!Even women's clothes are men's!Who knows if there is a pervert in it!

Gritting his teeth, he looked at the photo of Xiaoqian and the man in women's clothing. The cat headed by Nakahara Nakaya had a distorted expression, as if seeing his juicy cabbage being kicked by a pig, and even a group of people around him applauded.

This, how, what, okay!Why didn't I firmly follow the past!

Wishing to stare through the screen, a group of cats just stared at it. Finally, Xiaoqian left the hentai in their hearts and continued to walk inside.

"By the way, the quality of many young ladies is so high, I'm really blowing it up, let me look over there... wait what I saw!"

I saw Xiaoqian pointing to the left with an excited face, and she moved the screen over, and everyone saw a very special scene in an instant.

Wuzhen Zaibi Donghei Shizai_(:3∠)_

"Oh my god! It's Osamu Dazai's own attack! How can you play like this!"

While saying this on the screen, he trotted closer, excitedly watching the faces of the two cosplayers getting closer and closer.

There was joy in the barrage【Kiss!kiss up! 】【I bet these two are definitely young ladies! 】【Dazai's self-attack and self-sufficiency really made me laugh hahahahaha】【World famous paintings!I also saw that I was afraid that I would be disgusted to death hahahaha]

In contrast, there was silence in the cat cafe. The cats who were still immersed in the cabbage and were targeted by the pig turned their heads in unison, and all looked at Osamu Dazai.

The 'participant' Osamu Dazai raised his head expressionlessly, choked his throat, and then gave a professional smirk.

"Meow~"

"Does it matter?"

What is the problem?Big problem!

With disgust in his eyes, Zhongyuan Zhong also spoke mercilessly.

"Meow."

"Dazai, that's disgusting."

Although he knew that the one in it was fake and was played by someone else, but when he thought that one Dazai was not enough or even two appeared, he felt a burst of physical disgust.

What's more, these two almost kissed each other!What kind of picture is this of a mackerel not taking a bath for a month and then galloping with a sour bandage on his horse?

Osamu Dazai chuckled and spoke coldly.

"Meow~"

"Then don't look at it."

The screen is so big, wouldn't it be nice to have one less person?

Before Zhongyuan Zhongye had another slap in the face, Xiaoqian's voice came from the screen again.

"Oh my god! Look everyone! Another man is coming over aggressively! Looking at the outfit, he is obviously the leader. Wow, is this expression here to catch rape?"

The gauze on the eyes and the black suit are almost like Hei Shizai, but the red scarf around his neck reveals his identity.

"The three Dazai are gathered together, and I am on par!"

"Meow?"

"The leader... Zai?"

Repeating the word "chief zai" in a strange tone, Nakahara Nakaya looked at the scene of the three dazai on the screen looking at each other inquiringly, with a bewildered expression.

"Meow?"

"Dazai, are you usurping the position of leader???"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Speechlessly glanced at Nakahara Chuya, Osamu Dazai was expressionless.

"Meow..."

"I'm not, I'm not..."

He didn't even think about the position where he worked more than 20 hours and took a 4-minute break (bushi), which is very likely to be bald, okay?Really think the position of head of the port mafia is wanted by everyone?

Besides...

Black time, martial arts investigation, and leader.

If it's his own experience, it means it's not just that he changed jobs or got a higher position.

"Meow."

"Then how do you explain it over there?"

These three Dazai obviously belonged to three periods of time, Hei Shizai, judging from the bandages and clothes, they are the current Dazai, Wuzhen... Wuzhen... Wuzhen... If the abbreviation of the famous organization in Yokohama ...

Nakahara Chuya's mind was running fast, and finally, an organization was determined.

- Armed Detective Agency.

So Dazai has been to the Armed Detective Agency?The last leader, Jae...does it mean that this guy Dazai is unwilling to be lonely and messed up again?Or did something happen to Chief Sen?

Thinking in his heart, Nakahara Chuya looked at the three 'Dazai Osamu' who had begun to act demented on the screen, and then at Dazai Honzai in front of him, and finally decided to laugh first.

"Meow!"

"Hahahahaha Dazai, can you still act like this hahahahaha!"

I saw that the three slaughters were already sitting on the ground at the same time, took out a cup of water for unknown reasons, and started to t, t, t, while tucking about their hard life.

Hei Shizai: "Hey, why does Zhong Ye always beat me? In Hong Kong and Hei, even the little loli walks around me. I am obviously beautiful and cute, witty and smart?"

Buteizai: "Hey, why does Kunikida always beat me? Obviously, I just skipped shifts to find someone to die for love. Is it my fault that he can't find me? I only have this little hobby. !"

Leader Zai: "Hey, why is Odasaku so cruel to me? Even though I burned, killed and looted, I still maintained peace in Yokohama. I just want to read his novels. Why is it so difficult? "

The three slaughters sighed at the same time, then raised their hands and clinked their glasses again.

After a while, three people appeared in the crowd.The hat-wearing 'Nakahara Chuya' dragged 'Kuro Tokizai' by the collar, the blond haired 'Kunikida' dragged away 'Taken Zai', and the red-haired 'Odasaku' stretched out his hand, 'Chief Jae' behaved nicely was taken away.

"This ending is really unexpected..."

Xiaoqian sighed and blinked.

"I give this leader ten points! The reason is that he has Oda Zuo now! Everyone knows that Oda Zuo is a big sword. I can't say it anymore. The leader of the IF line outside the episode has a liver pain, and the whole person is like that It’s too miserable to be a tragic male lead who silently sacrifices in a romance novel and has nothing in the end.”

Shaking his head, Xiaoqian turned away from the crowd and looked elsewhere.

"Aw, ow?"

"Sorrowful, sad male second?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi raised his head in disbelief, and looked at Osamu Dazai in amazement.

Although he checked the information with a senior at the beginning, but because he couldn't understand Chinese, what he knew was extremely limited, but...

"Ow!"

"Senior Dazai turned out to be a silently dedicating tragic male lead?!"

It doesn't feel right, does it?Obviously Senior Dazai holds grudges very much, and even instinctively told himself that he must not offend the other party. His poor little body is not even enough for the other party to calculate once, but now tell me that Senior Dazai is a silently dedicated and tragic male second?

Is the standard of the tragic male second so low? ? ?