Fight wits with cat owners

Through the gap in the cat bag, Dazai Zhi wandered between Xiaoqian and Liu Jiajie. Although he had been here for a while, Dazai Zhi was too late to be familiar with all kinds of memes on the Internet.

Secretly increased his vigilance, Osamu Dazai kept his face calm, he watched Xiaoqian and Liu Jiajie act like "robbing" for a long time, and finally he was in Liu Jiajie's hands.

He was taken to a room in the back room. At this time, a doctor in a white coat was already ready inside, and his eyes even lit up when he saw the cat bag.

"That's it?"

"Yes."

Nodding his head clearly like a secret agent, he arranged all kinds of handwritten utensils one by one, and Osamu Dazai felt a chill in his heart when he read it.

Because... he already understood what happened...

Did he know Mr. Sen in vain?When he doesn't know what to use for surgery?When he can't see that the bed is for locking cats?

This tm is called an injection physical examination?This is ready to be neutered! ! !

The kite-colored eyes suddenly darkened, and an alarm sounded in Osamu Dazai's heart.

It's true that he likes suicide, and he doesn't feel that he is destined for things like marriage, but that doesn't mean he doesn't care about things like balls.

As long as it's a man, it doesn't matter!

Before Liu Jiajie opened the cat bag, Osamu Dazai broke out of the bag first. He avoided the doctor's hand and jumped to the ground with a kick of his hind legs.

"How did this cat come out?"

Before the doctor could finish speaking, Osamu Dazai turned around, and kicked Liu Jiajie in the chest with a flying kick from a cat, and then jumped over the relay, grabbing the hat on his head with one paw.

After nimbly killing the assistant with the same method, Osamu Dazai sneered and fell to the ground and quickly ran towards the door. He jumped and opened the door of the operating room, thinking about running outside.

Liu Jiajie: "..."

assistant:"……"

"Did you not lock the door?"

The assistant only felt some toothache.

"Didn't you get so excited yesterday that you would definitely succeed this time? Why didn't you even lock the door?"

Liu Jiajie clutched his aching chest, wishing he could kill himself who forgot to lock the door before.

"I was so excited that I forgot!"

He knew that the cat could open the door, but he didn't know that the cat could open the cat bag by itself!

Running out of the operating room quickly, Osamu Dazai's mind was extremely clear.

In fact, he also guessed that it should be a very normal thing to sterilize a cat.But unfortunately, he is not a normal cat, and it is absolutely impossible to accept such a thing.

and so……

His eyes lingered on the doors of other rooms in the corridor, and Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes slightly.

If you don't break things, you can only take revenge in another way.

Another jump opened the door. Although Liu Jiajie was chasing after him from the operating room, Osamu Dazai did not panic at all. He quickly scanned the room, jumped onto the table quickly, and waved his hands All cats and dogs were set free.

Before the cats and dogs could react, Osamu Dazai hurried out.

After all, dogs are really annoying. If Liu Jiajie hadn't been more annoying than dogs, he would never let these dogs out to cause trouble!

Outside is the hall that is close at hand. Osamu Dazai just came out, and all he saw was Xiaoqian sitting on a chair, who was a little tired.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, the other party turned his head subconsciously, and instantly met Osamu Dazai's eyes.

"Mackerel?"

Blinking blankly, Xiaoqian looked confused.

what happened?Isn't everything safe this time?Why did the mackerel still come out?

There was a crackling sound of running in the corridor inside, Dazai Osamu didn't hesitate anymore, he raised his feet and ran to the door outside.

"Wait! Mackerel, don't run away!"

Xiaoqian hurriedly stepped forward and tried to grab Osamu Dazai, but the other party was furious and had sharp eyes.

"Meow!"

"Don't get close!"

If you get caught, I'm afraid you won't be sent to the operating table immediately!

At this time, Liu Jiajie had already run out of it, but behind him was a group of cats, cats and dogs, the sounds of meowing and barking were endless, like a small army of pets.

Xiaoqian:? ? ?

"It's okay, I just want to say wait for me!"

Leaving this sentence, Liu Jiajie quickly closed the door. Amidst the barking, he had a cat in his left hand and a dog in his right, and very skillfully grabbed the cats, cats and dogs released by Osamu Dazai back to their cages one by one.

Ah!Want to compare pets with me in Liu Jiajie's territory?How can your mackerel be as experienced as me!

Five or six minutes later, there were no more pet sounds from inside the door, and Liu Jiajie, who had messy hair and a bit of a mess, returned to his tidy appearance.

He looked at the cat confronting Xiaoqian with a serious voice.

"Your mackerel shouldn't be able to climb the wall, right? As long as it doesn't climb the wall, you can definitely catch it!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

It didn't seem to cause any turmoil. He knew that these dogs were not capable of fighting. There was really no one who could fight...

but……

Recalling the "on the wall" in Liu Jiajie's words, Osamu Dazai's eyes gradually became strange.

Understood, the little guy Zhongya was also brought here to be sterilized, and he was forced to jump up and down and could only climb up the wall.

You must laugh at him when you go back!

Although he mocked Chuya in his heart, Osamu Dazai's body tensed even more.After all, his current strength is irresistible, and being caught is almost tantamount to being hopeless.

"By the way, how did the mackerel know?"

Couldn't help rubbing his forehead, Xiaoqian was a little puzzled.

"Brother Jie, you were exposed inside again?"

What about the flawless acting talent that was promised?

"I really didn't expose it this time, and I didn't say any of the relevant words!"

Liu Jiajie was about to die unjustly, he stared straight at Dazai Zhi at the door, his voice was full of remorse.

"I should have locked the door!"

Really, kill me who forgot to lock the door!

"Don't be afraid of mackerel, it's not a bad thing."

Xiaoqian took a step forward to test Dazai Osamu's place, saw that the other party was still vigilant, squatted down, and spoke softly.

"It's better to say that cutting eggs is a good thing for cats. They will suffer from a lot of diseases in the future, and they can live for several years."

And it can also make you less noisy and reduce the chance of a lot of trouble!

Dazai Osamu: "..."

It doesn't matter whether you are sick or not, what are you talking about with me, a suicide lover, if you live a few more years?

How many years to live?It's terrible!Is there anything more terrifying than this?

The hair on his body exploded even more, Osamu Dazai took another step back, and the whole cat stuck to the door, his voice was full of rejection.

"Meow!"

"impossible!"

Don't even think about this kind of thing!

"Persuasion is useless, just grab it."

After straightening his cuffs, Liu Jiajie had a serious face.

"At that time, it will be done as soon as the needle hits."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

You are never finished!

The kite-colored eyes stared straight at Liu Jiajie. There was no brilliance in them, and there was straightforward malice. The serious ghost in the midnight theater horror movie even made Liu Jiajie shudder, and shivered involuntarily. .

what happened?Air conditioning is broken?

Thinking this way suspiciously, Liu Jiajie's eyes subconsciously staggered Dazai Zhi's sight, but his persistence was still tenacious.

"Anyway, it's over if you catch it."

sterilization!sterilization!sterilization!

Seeing that Xiaoqian had been bewitched by the Liu Jiajie group, Osamu Dazai leaned against the gate and looked back to the outside world.

The door of the store always opens and closes casually, even though it is too big for a cat, but it can be pushed open for a cat like Osamu Dazai.

In no time, he pushed open a crack in the door wide enough for him to run out.

"Wait a minute! Don't move mackerel! We won't be sterilized! Come back!"

Seeing that half of Dazai Osamu's body was exposed outside, Xiaoqian turned pale with fright.

The incident of chuya running away at the beginning is still vivid in my memory, Xiaoqian dare not leave any cat in the house alone outside, especially in the current situation where the mackerel is very resistant.

If it really ran away, it would be harder than climbing to heaven to find it.

"Really, no sterilization!"

Looking at the door with trepidation, Xiaoqian tried hard to persuade Dazai, even with a slight tremor in his voice.

"Absolutely, mackerel is what you say, and we will never sterilize it again."

Saying that, Xiaoqian turned her head back with a firm voice.

"Brother Jie, it won't stop this time, so that's it."

Liu Jiajie: "..."

Really don't think about it?I think there is still some hope in trying...

However, looking at the mackerel with half of its body sticking out, Liu Jiajie couldn't say anything against it.

After all, the fundamental purpose of neutering is for the health of cats, so of course cats are important.

Sighing regretfully, Liu Jiajie took the initiative to back away.

"Okay, then the operation will be cancelled."

Now that the Lord has said that, he can't do anything about that cat any more.

"Okay, okay, I've told Brother Jie."

Trying to bring up a smile, Xiaoqian stretched out his hand to Osamu Dazai.

"Come back soon."

however……

His gaze paused somewhere outside, and Osamu Dazai's eyes widened instantly.He stared at the center of the street without blinking, his body that had been relaxed after hearing Xiao Qian's words tensed up again.

It is extremely obvious that there seems to be an invisible door in the middle of the road, and the vehicles passing by disappear and reappear, but it seems that this is a very normal thing, and no one finds something wrong at all.

What's going on there?Is it normal or accidental?When did it appear?Why is it that no one seems to notice such an obvious thing? !

Thinking quickly, a series of questions came one after another. Osamu Dazai lifted his footsteps that were about to return, moved a little and came to the outside world.

This is not a simple matter, he has to go and have a look.

At this moment, Osamu Dazai could no longer care about what time it was, and the shouts behind him were also put behind his mind. He quickly ran towards the middle of the road, his eyes focused on the abnormal place.

There was absolutely no such thing when I watched it last time. If this phenomenon is just random, will it disappear when he looks at it again?

After all, as a domestic cat, he doesn't have so much time to wander outside.

With a flash of words, Osamu Dazai soon came to the side of the road. Seeing that the anomaly was close at hand, Osamu Dazai's eyes sank, he suddenly accelerated, and jumped into the air with a light leap.

then……

Suddenly, a yellow motorcycle drove out of the corner of the intersection, and rammed straight at Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai in mid-air:? ? ?

The takeaway boy who suffered a tragic accident:? ? ?

Fuck, where is the cat? I'll go! ! !