Fight wits with cat owners

Trying his best to hold back his laughter, Osamu Dazai vigorously shook his head in denial, and made a serious look, which made the worried Xiaoqian turn around.

But she still took off the headset and replaced it with a stereo, to prevent the cat at home from having a "convulsion" and she would not notice it.

"Well, it's okay, it's probably because the cats talked about something interesting."

Explaining to the fans, Xiaoqian changed the subject.

"Speaking of where did you just say that?"

The bullet screen is very cooperative.

【Three-dimensional also! 】

[1.5 meters Zhongya (funny.jpg)]

【In love triangle also_(:3∠)_】

[Love triangle?what happened!Ask for popular science! ! ! 】

"Meow~"

"A love triangle?"

Osamu Dazai, who finally suppressed his smile, covered his sore cheeks, and glanced at Chuya Nakahara with strange eyes.

Before Zhongyuanzhong could react, Xiaoqian had already started science popularization?

"If you talk about the love triangle among poets, it's really black history."

"Shortly speaking, my new best friend robbed my girlfriend, that is to say... Zhong also got green :)"

Central Plains Chuya:?

What the hell?What friend?What girlfriend?What's green? ? ?

"Even the relationship between the three of them is special... Well, it's strange to maintain a weird three-person life."

Central Plains Chuya:? ?

"Besides, it seems that Zhong also helped his ex-girlfriend raise a child later, tsk tsk tsk."

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

The person who was struck by the sudden and shocking lightning was stiff all over, and Zhong Yuanzhong also widened his eyes. The key words 'friends', 'girlfriend', 'being raped', 'threesome' and 'raising children' echoed in his mind repeatedly, and he only felt that his mind was at a loss.

"Meow~"

"Chuya, look away!"

Dazai Osamu looked sad, but his eyes could not stop gloating, and he spoke new words that he did not know where he learned.

"Meow~"

"If you want to live a decent life, you must have some green on your head! Isn't it just being green?"

Patting Nakahara Chuya on the shoulder, he made a look of indifference and said extremely malicious words.

"Meow~"

"At worst, you will die alone~"

"Central Plains Chuya: "..."

Looking at Osamu Dazai quietly, Nakahara Chuya's voice was low.

"Meow!"

"Are you better than me?"

Nakahara Nakahara looked gloomy as he raised his claws to slap Dazai Osamu's paws down.

"Meow!"

"You haven't cheated in marriage yet!"

Also tm five women!

"Meow~"

"Oh, what do you say?"

Osamu Dazai tilted his head and smiled brightly.

"Meow~"

"No matter what, I'm green on others. In comparison, you, Chuuya..."

He blinked, and did not say the rest of the words, but it made Zhong Yuan Zhong also understand the unfinished meaning in an instant.

Do others suffer or be miserable by green?Everyone understands~ Besides, you are not only being green, but also having a threesome and helping your ex-girlfriend raise a child hee hee _(:3∠)_

It's too awful!It's really too miserable!It was so miserable that he couldn't help but want to laugh out loud hahahahaha!

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Very good, Osamu Dazai, you are done.

Sharp eyes shot at the smiling Osamu Dazai, Nakahara also felt that he needed to eliminate harm for the people!

"Meow!"

"I'm going to kill you mackerel today!"

"Ow!"

"Senior Central Plains, don't be impulsive!"

Grabbing Nakahara Chuya's arm firmly, Sawada Tsunayoshi hurried to fight.

"Ow!"

"It's not that miserable! There must be glorious deeds of seniors behind!"

After all, Senior Dazai is a great writer here, and Senior Central Plains as a poet is no different!

At the same time, Xiaoqian's voice came again.Zhong Yuanzhong also hesitated for a moment, but reluctantly withdrew his hand.

There is plenty of time to fight dead mackerel, so let's listen to it first before we talk!

"Everyone knows that Zhongye's wine quality is not good, but it's actually even worse in the three-dimensional world. Moreover, after being drunk, he plays drunk, scolds people when he catches him, and even fights. There are several famous things!"

"For example, when he was drunk, he went crazy with alcohol in someone's bar, and even caught a family's fleece, which caused the owner of the company to go bankrupt."

Central Plains Chuya:?

"Do you think this is all? No! He also found the owner's house! Drink at his house!"

Central Plains Chuya:? ?

"Later, the boss and his wife couldn't bear it because they were drinking madly at other people's house, so they divorced the boss and ran away."

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

In an instant, the bewildered Zhong Yuanzhong also felt meow beside him... The eyes of people looking at him suddenly changed.

Yes, the 'didn't expect you to be such a person' kind!Especially Osamu Dazai's gaze is like a light bulb!

"Meow..."

"It's not me!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also retorted aggrievedly.

"Meow!"

"Even if I'm drunk, I can't do this...ah!"

Even if his wine taste is not very good, but he still has subordinates!How could he just stare at a family of drunken lunatics?And it's not like he can't afford to pay!

Osamu Dazai blinked, his voice light.

"Meow~"

"Chuya, are you hesitating~"

"Meow!"

"I do not have!!!"

He pressed Osamu Dazai's head on the bed, and before Nakahara could breathe a sigh of relief, Xiaoqian's revelation appeared again.

"And there's also something about Dazai about being drunk~"

Central Plains Chuya:! ! !

Osamu Dazai:! ! !

"It seems that at another party, Chuya was drunk. Everyone knows that he would gossip around when he was drunk. That time, he directly targeted Osamu Dazai."

"I immediately came to the side of Osamu Dazai, and then taunted me. I also said the phrase 'the face looks like a mackerel floating in the sky' this time, and asked Dazai what flowers he likes."

"Many relationships in Wenhao are reversed. In the three-dimensional dimension, Dazai is very afraid of Chuya, so he is very generous. He talks about love as if he is about to cry, and then he is ridiculed by Chuya."

"Really, 1.5 meters pressed against 1.7 meters, Dazai is really hahahahaha"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Why do I feel like an arrow has been shot in my knee?

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Why do I feel like an arrow has been shot in my knee?

and……

"Meow?"

"The mackerel looks like it's about to cry?"

Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but cover his face and couldn't bear to look directly.

"Meow!"

"Just thinking about it makes me sick!"

Dazai Osamu, who was finally able to raise his head, looked faintly at Chuya Nakahara.

"Meow..."

"That's not me, you were oppressed by me so badly that you can find comfort in this?"

"Meow."

"As long as you're not having a hard time, I'm happy."

Although it wasn't him, just thinking about that scene, he was disgusted but also excited!

The excitement of punching mackerel and kicking Osamu Dazai!

"Speaking of Chuya's filth, it is also related to Dazai. This is very interesting. It is a poem written after trying to beat Dazai."

Nakahara Chuya raised his head instantly after certain two keywords. He no longer paid attention to Dazai Osamu, and his expression became serious.

"It is said that on a snowy night, Nakaya was drunk and went to Dazai's house to find Dazai. I guess he wanted to give him a beating (cough), Dazai was very good, let his wife Kazuya say that he had fallen asleep .”

Central Plains Chuya:?

Osamu Dazai:?

"However, Chu also didn't care if he was asleep or not, he rushed straight up and wanted to fish Dazai out, but as the saying goes, 'you can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep', Dazai pretended to be asleep and remained as quiet as a chicken, In the end, Ango Sakaguchi couldn't stand it any longer, and threw the drunk-crazed Chuya into the snow."

Central Plains Chuya:? ?

Osamu Dazai:? ?

"Then! Here comes the important point!"

"After Chuya got up, he directly said the phrase 'Amidst the tainted sorrow, today's fine snow is about to fall." After that, Chuya's famous poem "Among the tainted sorrow" also appeared Already!"

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

Meow meow meow?Why does this feel so wrong?Should he refute the question of his drinking madness or should he laugh at Dazai's cowardly question? ? ?

And ah!His filth!Is it a poem here! !

Complicated emotions filled his mind, and Zhong Yuanzhong didn't even know what he should say. He opened his mouth, but felt that there was really nothing to say.

After being stuck for a long time, he finally made a decision.

——Laugh first!

"Meow!!"

"Hahahaha, Dazai, you are so cowardly, you really make me laugh hahahaha!"

He patted the expressionless Osamu Dazai vigorously, and Nakahara Nakaya worked very hard not to disturb Xiaoqian.

"Meow!"

"Pretending to be asleep? It's really something you can do hahahaha!"

"Meow."

"That's better than you too."

Osamu Dazai patted Chuya Nakahara's hand in disgust.

"Meow!"

"It's much better than being thrown out like you, a drunkard!"

Even though he mocked Chuya Nakahara like this, Osamu Dazai couldn't help thinking deeply.

Why is he so weak in this world!This unscientific!

With his ability, no matter what the situation, it is impossible for him to be bullied by this little dwarf who only knows how to play drunk!

fake!Must be fake!

Slightly puffed up his cheeks, Osamu Dazai was very dissatisfied.

It must just be someone with the same name as him!

The real him can't be bullied by the dwarf! (emphasis!!!)

Despite falling into resentment, Xiaoqian's words continued.

"And Chuya's diary is also very interesting, I'll look for it..."

Saying that, Xiaoqian stopped drawing and flipped through her collection on the webpage.

Central Plains Chuya:! ! !

etc!What the hell?journal? ? ?

With a swipe, he raised his head, and Zhong Yuanzhong only felt a bad premonition.

Although he never keeps a diary!But this kind of diary of myself in other worlds still feels very wrong!

"That's it. I have to say that the Japanese swear words really make people feel pitiful when they look at them. They are too poor."

Xiaoqian shook her head, translating a few pieces of content inside.

"April 1927, 4, Kusaka Konosuke was an idiot!"

"April 4th, Yonejiro Noguchi, you idiot!"

"On April 4, Gu Gu is a fool who makes the whole world feel sad for him!"

"December 12th, ... the Germans are stupid!"

"Meow~"

"Hahahahaha Zhongya, are you going to laugh at me to death hahahahaha are you a three-year-old kid hahahahahaha!"

One paw was covering his mouth vigorously, and Dazai Osamu's broken meows came out one after another.

"Meow~"

"You can only be stupid, stupid, stupid, Chuya yourself is the biggest idiot hahahahaha!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

this is not me! ! ! ! !

"It's really full of idiots, and the vocabulary for cursing is too poor."

Xiaoqian shook his head, looking like he hated iron but not steel, the barrage at this moment was full of hahaha.

[My wife is too cute! 】

[Hahahaha, your whole family is an idiot! 】

[xs deserves to be Zhongye!so cute! 】

【Miss: Idiot, idiot, idiot (funny)】

【Stupid hahahahahahaha】

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Swallowing down the blood choked up in his throat with difficulty, Zhong Yuan Zhong also silently turned around and fell into autism.

It's obviously not him!Why would he feel so ashamed!It's as if I really wrote a diary and was read out by the public! ! !

"Ow?"

"senior?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi carefully looked at the autistic Nakahara Chuya.

"Ow!"

"Senior is fine!"

He patted his chest, vowing to comfort Zhongya Zhongyuan.

"Ow!"

"After all, I and my future career in the parallel world may not necessarily be the same, so there is not much relationship (probably) between the seniors in this world!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Why does he feel that his knee hurts more?

Lifting his head faintly, Zhongyuan Zhongye's voice was firm.

"Meow!"

"this is not me!!!"

This is not him! ! !

"Ow!"

"Yes, yes, definitely not senior!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi nodded quickly.

In short, what did the seniors say!

Looking at Tsunayoshi Sawada who was nodding wildly, Nakahara Chuya finally recovered a little calm. Just when he took a deep breath and was about to talk about serious business, Xiaoqian over there shot at his knee again. an arrow.

"In this case, why don't I just play the song? I happen to be painting the eldest lady, so I will amplify the song of the young lady."

Not knowing what was said in the barrage, she opened the playlist and clicked a song in a playlist named [Wen Ye].

And then... so familiar that it sounded along with his voice from the very beginning.

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh~"

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ? ? ? ?

His body immediately froze in place, his mind went blank, and Zhong Yuanzhong just listened to the continuous sound coming from the stereo, and raised his head in a daze.

This voice!This voice! ! !

With the clear appearance of the singing, Nakahara Chuya's hair immediately exploded.

Isn't this tm my own voice! ! ! !