Fight wits with cat owners

Seeing that the two cats were still fighting each other left and right with their meow fists, Xiaoqian approached hesitantly, and tentatively called out Zhongya Zhongya's name.

"chuya?"

I'm not!I don't! ! !

Zhongyuan Zhong also froze for an instant, his ears twitched rapidly, and his heart was occupied by the phrase 'fuck'.

He is exposed!He was exposed! ! !

But Osamu Dazai, who was pressed on the ground by him, didn't care so much. He took this opportunity to jump up directly, and rushed straight into Xiaoqian's arms, and even screamed extremely miserable, as if he had suffered something indescribable. wronged.

Like a scheming concubine competing for favor in the harem, under the beautiful appearance and deliberate frail appearance, Osamu Dazai interprets a sentence for the whole cat.

Poor and helpless.

Xiaoqian subconsciously took over Osamu Dazai who was flying towards him, but his eyes still stayed on the stiff orange cat.

She spoke tentatively again.

"chuya?"

Did she really miss any window?

Xiaoqian comforted Osamu Dazai who ran into her arms, and walked towards Nakahara Nakaya. She came to the front of the cat, put down Osamu Dazai in her arms, and carefully squatted down.

"It's definitely you, Chuya."

Saying that, Xiaoqian stretched out his hand.

"Meow-"

Osamu Dazai! ! !

Nakahara Nakaya glared at Osamu Dazai who was behind Xiaoqian with a sullen face, his blue cat eyes were about to burst into flames.

If it wasn't for this guy's provocation, would he be able to expose it?Can? ? ?

You don't need to look to know Chuya Nakahara's psychology, Osamu Dazai wagged his tail leisurely, and his voice was brisk.

"Meow~"

It's not Chuya, you are stupid~

You can't stand this provocation, and you still say that you are a trained mafia?tsk tsk ~

Nakahara Chuya: "Fuck!"

Don't stop him!He's going to beat this dead mackerel to death today!

Before Zhongyuan Zhongya's claws poked out his head, Xiaoqian's hand had already touched his body, Zhongyuan Zhongya subconsciously put away his nails, and then his body suddenly flew into the air, and fell into another Fragrant warm embrace.

"Okay, don't move."

With soft words on his mouth, the owner in his embrace lowered his head, and then... quickly buried him and sucked a big mouthful.

I took a big sip! ! !

The tail behind Nakahara Chuya involuntarily stretched straight, the tips of his ears trembled, and his pupils were slightly dilated.

It's really impossible to get used to being sucked! ! !

No matter how many times he felt such a move was super shameful! ! !

"Sakura flavor! It really is Chuya!"

A mouthful of cherry blossom-smelling cat smell immediately convinced Xiaoqian. She pressed one hand on the cat's back, and with the other hand, she lifted his two front paws, and stared directly at Nakahara Nakaya in front of her. .

"Chuya, did you find it by following the smell? It's not right, or..."

Xiaoqian's words made Nakahara Chuya's heart skip a beat, his pupils shrank suddenly, his eyes flickered, and he felt extremely guilty.

He is about to be exposed!It must be exposed! ! !

Xiaoqian stared at the cat's beautiful blue eyes like the sea, and lowered her voice.

"Don't hide it, Chuya, you are an alien cat, right? Or the one that has become refined? Actually, you can do it, right? I want to communicate with each other, you know Chuya."

She never brought Chuya here, so how could he find this?

Xiaoqian quickly blinked at Zhongyuan Zhongye, as if you should confess quickly, don't worry, I will definitely keep the secret, as if God knows you and me.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

The originally abnormal heartbeat calmed down instantly, and Zhongyuan Zhong also stared at Xiaoqian expressionlessly, not only did he lose his panic, he even wanted to laugh.

What is he worried about?It's not that Xiaoqian's thinking is different from normal people's! ! !

"Meow-"

Don't even think about it, it's impossible.

With a voice that didn't fluctuate in tone, Zhong Yuanzhong directly shattered Xiaoqian's fantasy.

Where did the aliens come from?Where does the spiritual communication come from?If you have that time, it is better to think about what is useful!

"Meow-"

put me down!

Saying that, Nakahara Chuya struggled and jumped off Xiaoqian's embrace.

However, before he could turn around, Osamu Dazai's voice came from behind, making people want to beat him to death.

"Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't expect that, Chuya."

Dazai Osamu looked at Nakahara Chuya up and down with his kite-colored eyes, and Osamu Dazai was amazed.

"Still talking about me, isn't Chuya himself taking advantage of girls with his current image?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also swiped his head back, and retorted with a higher voice in an instant.

"Meow!!!"

"I didn't take advantage of girls!!!"

"Meow!!!"

Do you think everyone is as shameless as you! ! !

"Meow~"

"Stop making excuses, Zhong Ye."

Osamu Dazai raised the corners of his mouth, and there was a vileness on Meow's face that only Zhongyuan Zhong could see.

"Meow~"

"Didn't you enjoy something just now?"

The man is in the arms of a girl, and he still says he is innocent?

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

He didn't do anything!Is it his fault for being hugged!Didn't you see how he was trying not to move? ! !

Grinding his teeth vigorously, Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that he should not bear it anymore.

That mackerel on the opposite side should stay in hell and not come out to harm the world! ! !

Osamu Dazai looked at Nakahara Nakaya's ferocious eyes, and shook his head helplessly. He directly stuck to Xiaoqian's leg, and uttered an irresistible, soft voice very skillfully.

"Meow~"

His well-trained meow is the source of his charm to buy him food.

No one can refuse him!

Xiaoqian's movement of getting up suddenly froze.

Nakahara Chuya: That's disgusting! ! !

Osamu Dazai smiled slightly, and let out a loud whine again.

"Meow~"

Nakahara Chuya's fur was blowing open under the voice of Dazai Osamu. Just when he was about to reach out with a paw, the originally stiff Xiaoqian suddenly stretched out his hand, and saw her clasping both hands, and the two cats directly Caught on both sides by her.

She stood up and quickly brought the two cats back to Chi Chi's cat café.

"This is your eldest son that you always post about with me?"

Seeing Xiaoqian leading the orange cat and mackerel into the house, Chi Chi looked at Zhongya Zhongyuan, as if he wanted to see flowers from him.

"I don't know how it compares to the mackerel, but how did it follow?"

Xiaoqian spoke hesitantly.

"Maybe I didn't close the window?"

Although she did check several times before she left, but her own chuya is here now, so Xiaoqian couldn't help but doubt herself.

Did she really leave a window open?

But fortunately, Chuya didn't get lost this time!

In the day-to-day cat drying, Chi Chi, who already knew the temper of the two masters of Xiaoqian's family, didn't try to reach out. She closed the door of the cat cafe, and looked into Xiaoqian's arms with eager eyes.

"Let's not talk about anything else, but this mackerel fell into my cat cafe."

Chi Chi rubbed his hands together by mistake, staring at Osamu Dazai without blinking.

"The opportunity is rare, why don't we do this to him first, and then do that."

Xiaoqian: "..."

"It's just stroking cats! Don't make it sound like you're going to commit a crime..."

"Let this little bastard, mackerel, try my furious cat stroking method, and make sure that not a single hair on his body is going along _(:3∠)_"

"Wait, that's enough, hey!"

How on earth can your cat endure your furious masturbation!Is this the special feature of the cat-sucking physique?hateful!She is so envious! ! !

"Anyway, it can't be like this!"

Putting Zhongya Nakahara on the table, Xiaoqian hugged Osamu Dazai with one hand, and pushed Chi Chi's body with the other, not letting her approach.

"Although the mackerel looks clean, you can't just let it go."

"Okay okay."

Chi Chi looked at Osamu Dazai several times reluctantly, and finally withdrew the thief who was about to move.

"It's cheaper for him."

After all, it is really not suitable for stray cats to be kept with domestic cats. Not to mention whether there is cat moss, even fleas are easy to infect.

If her family's cute little ones got sick, she would be so heartbroken.

"Speaking of which, do your chuyas have a grudge against mackerel?"

Chi Chi picked up the black hairtail cat passing by, and asked while rubbing it.

"The fight started right away, and I was taken aback when I saw it."

If it weren't for the fact that the two cats' paws didn't move, it didn't look like a life-and-death enmity, she might have been involved in the war long ago.

"This one……"

Xiaoqian lowered her head, looked hesitantly at the very well-behaved Osamu Dazai in her arms, then turned her head to look at Chuya Nakahara, who was sitting on the side table who didn't understand, and squeezed Osamu Dazai's little claw secretly with her hands .

"Maybe we've known each other before?"

After all, when I picked up Chuya, from Mao Mao’s point of view, I was still a stray for a long time before, so there should be nothing wrong with stray cats getting to know each other, right?

And it doesn't look like there is a real grudge, otherwise, according to the strength of his own chuya that can smash the glass sliding door, the mackerel would probably have been knocked out by the hammer.

"In that case, do you want to try it?"

Chi Chi patted Xiao Qian on the shoulder, with an inexplicable temptation in his voice.

"Look at this mackerel, it's smart and beautiful. And look at its character, it's soft and obedient."

As she spoke, she shook the black cat's paw at Xiaoqian.

"Otherwise you'd raise mackerel."

This way she won't have to watch this little bastard put on a show in front of her house every day!

"Huh? This..."

Xiaoqian was moved by what Chi Chi said. Although there are already two cats in the family, it is certainly possible to raise another cat, but this mackerel is different!

Her gaze involuntarily wandered to Nakahara Nakaya on the table, with a guilty conscience ready to move.

This mackerel and Chuya seem to have a bit of a grudge, if she really brings Chuya back, will she be unhappy...

Sensing Xiaoqian's expectant eyes, Zhongyuan Zhong also flicked his tail expressionlessly.

Honestly, very upset!

After all, a creature like Osamu Dazai seemed to be born against him. As long as he stayed in the same room, he felt suffocated from the bottom of his heart when he thought that he was breathing the same air as him.

clever?pretty?He also has this stuff.

As for being nice and soft.

Nakahara Chu also glanced indifferently at Osamu Dazai, who looked like a well-behaved horse, and smiled coldly.

Just like this, it is impossible to get involved with this kind of adjective in the next life!

But he really can't refuse! ! !

His eyes suddenly sank, and Nakahara Chuya's inner thoughts turned back and forth.

After all, this matter is no longer an ordinary matter.

He originally thought that the biggest difficulty hindering him was how to return to Japan from China, but now seeing Osamu Dazai, he realized the seriousness of the matter.

Dazai Osamu's supernatural ability [Disqualification in the World] can eliminate the existence of all supernatural abilities, but now, Dazai Osamu who possesses this ability has now turned into an ordinary cat just like him.

This is not normal, not even common sense.

Besides, although he was not very willing, it became necessary to cooperate with Osamu Dazai.

and so……

There was a fast slapping sound. It was the sound of Zhongya Nakahara slapping his tail on the table. He turned his head very unhappily, and lay down on the table under Xiaoqian's expectant gaze.

Xiaoqian:! ! !

"It's ok!!!"

It's done!It's done! chuya he agreed!

Xiaoqian happily lowered her head, raised Dazai Osamu's little claws in her arms, and bent her brown eyes, which clearly reflected Dazai Osamu's appearance at this time.

"Then mackerel."

With a gentle smile on her face, her voice solemnly made the invitation.

"Would you like to come to my house and live with me?"

As she spoke, she raised her hand again, bringing Dazai closer.

"There are enough cans, and there is no shortage of toys. In addition to chuya and lucky, if mackerel joins, there will be four members in the family."

Osamu Dazai was stunned, he tilted his head, and there seemed to be a strange smell in his kite-colored cat eyes.

Strangely, he felt a strange emotion from the other party.

——It is equality and respect.

It's really strange that a person would invite a cat.

No matter what kind of creature humans love, in the final analysis, it is only a superficial liking.

Come when you are called, and go when you wave, because there is no communication, let alone what can be exchanged.

So things like equality and respect have never existed among races with huge gaps. Today's human beings are born to look down on all the existences on the earth. This is a habit that cannot be changed no matter what.

Now, there seems to be an outlier.

Or... a joke?

Suddenly, Osamu Dazai had a bad idea in his heart.

If at this moment...he rejects the other party, what will be the result?