Fight wits with cat owners

Open the bottle cap of the shower gel, and the aroma inside will be released involuntarily, with a fresh sweetness, it is an extremely girly aroma.

As a native Japanese kid, Nakahara Naka can also say with certainty that this shower gel...is tm cherry blossom flavored...

What kind of shower gel does he use for a big man!And the smell of cherry blossoms, which doesn't match him at all, a smell he never thought about in his life!

The claws under the water involuntarily scratched hard, and Nakahara Chuya wanted to give up taking a bath for a moment.

however……

"Ha ha!"

A mocking voice came from the top of his head, Nakahara also raised his head, and a certain Accelerator who was still sitting on the sink was gloating in his eyes.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Ah!Isn't it shower gel?This one called Yifang Accelerator has used it all, what can't he use! ! !

Central Plains was not moving like a mountain, he just had a meowing face paralyzed, his blue eyes staring at Xiaoqian's movements without blinking, trying to convince himself in his heart.

It’s just a shower gel, it fades away in a few hours!He is still whole!That's right!That's it! ! !

The pale pink shower gel was squeezed out, forming a big puddle in Xiaoqian's palm. Xiaoqian put down the bottle, looked at the orange cat in the water, and spoke softly.

"I'm putting on shower gel now, Chuya has to be good."

After all, the last time the lucky cat got violent was when he was applying the shower gel, but Chuya is so obedient, so he shouldn't be violent like lucky... right?

Although he thought so, Xiaoqian still acted cautiously.He first dipped a part of the shower gel with his right hand, and then gently bubbled the chuya cat's fur.

An unprecedented feeling came from the back, as if the back covered with a layer of clothes was gently wiped, and pressed from time to time, although he could regard the fur on his body as clothes, but this strange feeling ...

This feeling can't be ignored even if there is a layer of clothes behind it! ! !

The chuya cat was stiff all over, his tail was tightly looped around his feet, not even the tip moved at all.

When he was standing still, Xiaoqian was not idle. After she put bubbles on the chuya cat's back, she continued to wipe the shower gel on the new place with her hands.

The fur on the chuya cat also began to emit the aroma of cherry blossoms, and the whole bathroom was filled with a very girly sweet smell.

Chuya cat was stiff all over, he only felt that hand...

Even... even! ! ! !

He felt that he couldn't bear it anymore, he couldn't bear it at all! ! !

Is this tm still washing cats?This... who can bear this, hey! ! ! !

At this moment, the chuya cat faltered decisively, and he took a few steps back in panic, the heat on his face seemed to burn his sanity away.

"chuya what's wrong with you?"

With the bubbles of shower gel in her hand, Xiaoqian looked at Chuya Nakahara who suddenly backed away suspiciously.

"Do you feel wet and uncomfortable? Then I will wash it for you quickly."

As he said that, Xiaoqian stretched out his hand again to grab Zhongya Chuya, but the opponent didn't have the slightest intention of committing a crime, and kept backing away.That posture is like Xiao Qian is a scourge.

"Chuya, what happened to you? Wasn't it fine just now?"

Xiaoqian was deeply confused by the behavior of her cat, and only remembered to be afraid after washing it halfway?Are you zombies?so dull? ? ?

"Don't be afraid, you see we've already washed more than half of it now, just wipe off the shower gel and rinse it off, Chuya is good."

Saying that, Xiaoqian's voice was extremely gentle.

"Chuya is the best, come quickly."

Nakahara Chuya... chose to be as quiet as a chicken and took a few steps back.

After all, this is not a question of whether to wash half or not!This is the problem that he will be pressed to the ground to moan! ! !

Originally, he didn't have any idea about washing cats. He felt that once the hot water was poured into the shower gel, the shower gel would become muddy, and then it would be over. It was simple, fast and quick. Who would have imagined...

It's obviously just washing the cat, who would have thought that it would look like this when it was really washed!It's completely different from what he imagined. Hey!

He could bear with flushing, but the shower gel was too much!

"Meow, meow!!!"

You, don't come here! ! !

Looking at Xiaoqian's hand that was trying to reach out again, Zhongyuan Zhong also looked nervous.

"Meow!!!"

don't touch me hear you! ! !

"Chuya don't need to be so nervous, don't you think you were very good just now?"

"Meow!!!"

Who is good!I was cooperating!Cooperate! !

"It's over in a little bit, Chuya, don't hide, it's easy to catch a cold after a long time."

"Meow!!!"

you go!I will do it myself! ! !

One person and one cat just faced each other across the bathtub, having a dialogue between different races and different languages, while Accelerator, the only outsider cat, watched this scene happily, filled with the comfort of revenge.

Hehe, did the car overturn?

After all, he hasn't recovered his ability now, so he can't take revenge by himself, but he is still very happy to see this Central Plains Zhong also suffer from Xiaoqian.

But this alone is not enough, after all some people need some little 'help'.

Seeing the stalemate in the bathroom, Accelerator's eyes staring at Chuya Zhongyuan became more and more serious.He stood up, shook the hair on his body, then jumped, and rushed directly to Zhongya Zhongya who was squatting in the corner hungry.

Seeing Accelerator rush towards him by surprise, Zhongyuan Zhong also jumped to dodge in an instant, turned his head and questioned Yingduan.

"Meow!"

what are you doing? ? ?

"Meow."

What?

Accelerator smiled arrogantly, without any intention of hiding it.

"Meow-"

Of course it was a bath.

As he spoke, there was a hint of sarcasm in his eyes.

"Meow."

example.

Central Plains also exploded in an instant. If it wasn't for the fact that the fur was still wet at the moment, probably everyone could see the hairs on his back explode.

However, a white hand suddenly stretched out, and moved quickly, accurately and ruthlessly, directly grabbing the back of the neck of Fate Nakahara, who jumped out of the corner.

The owner of those hands is even boasting about the culprit.

"Lucky did a great job! Chuya can figure it out. Lucky has an extra meal tonight!"

Zhongyuan Zhong, who was held down, could only watch as Accelerator jumped back to the original sink proudly, his cat's face was full of disdain, even the smile on the corner of his mouth seemed to be mocking Zhongyuan Zhong also felt powerless at this time.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

I'm so angry, I want to hit the cat!

However, Zhong Yuanzhong, who was caught, could only be helpless and furious. His limbs quickly scratched the ground, wanting to get out of Xiaoqian's confinement, but Xiaoqian's other hand was firmly held under his chest, Let his upper limbs hang in the air, unable to use his strength.

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that this was not acceptable.

If this continues, his chastity will be gone forever!I will!Absolutely!

Just when he was thinking about the best way to escape, Xiaoqian quickly picked up the yellow duckling in the bathtub.

I saw her serious face, and her voice was sonorous and powerful, as if she was releasing some big move.

"Duck Sealing Technique!"

As soon as the words fell, the rubber duck was placed directly on top of Zhongya Zhongya.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

???

Seeing Xiaoqian's series of operations in a daze, Zhongyuan Zhong also looked bewildered.He looked at the rubber ducks scattered around him, felt the weight on his head, and fell into a philosophical trifecta.

who I am?where am I?What kind of weird operation is this? ? ?

The cat's motionless appearance made Xiaoqian very satisfied, and she only learned this trick online.

Didn't expect it to be so effective!She wants 100 likes!

Taking advantage of her cat being fixed, Xiaoqian squeezed some more shower gel, and quickly smacked it on the back of Zhongya Zhongya with one hand.

The moment Xiaoqian's palms met, Zhong Yuanzhong was still immersed in the three philosophical questions and couldn't extricate himself, but the sudden feeling behind him made his mind instantly clear.

He turned his head with difficulty, and saw the scene behind him that people couldn't look directly at.

One hand, touching his ass...

touching his...

touch his...

touch him...

touch……

boom--

The extremely high temperature rushed to his mind, and the heat continued to spread from the touched place to his whole body. If it wasn't for the fur covering, his whole body would already be flushed at this time.

Sanity -100.

Nakahara Chuya's eyes lost their luster.

"Meow ah ah ah ah!!!"

With a high-pitched meow, Zhong Yuanzhong, who was originally pressed by Xiaoqian in the bathtub, was also pervaded by an instinctive force called survival.

He broke free from Xiao Qian's shackles in an instant, kicked his legs and jumped out of the bathtub. Before everyone could react, a cat stabbed and rushed directly to the door.

"Meow ah ah!!!"

Zhongya, who lost his mind, only had the word "reckless" left in his heart at this moment. Although there was a glass door blocking him, his forward steps did not mean to stop at all.

The moment it touched the glass sliding door, a red light flashed past, and the next moment, there was only a 'click' sound, and the hard glass sliding door shattered in response.

A hole was knocked out of the glass sliding door, and the fragments refracted under the light. The tiny light spots shone like fluorescent lights. Along with the large and small fragments, a wet cat jumped like this except for the head. in mid-air.

After getting out of the bathroom full of girly shower gel, even the air is fresh.

The irrational Zhongyuan Maomao involuntarily raised the corners of his mouth.

Ah~ the taste of freedom~

However, before he could enjoy too much freedom, the next moment, the deafening sound directly pulled back his rationality buried in the center of the earth.

"Snapped--"

First there was a clear and loud sound, followed by a crackling sound in the next one or two seconds, which sounded extremely densely.

As if it rang directly in the ears, Zhong Yuan Zhong also lost his bright eyes and returned to their original appearance.

He lowered his head in bewilderment, only to see that he was standing in the living room, and there were scattered glass shards all around him.

Just now... what happened?Did this by yourself? ? ?

Before he was puzzled for a second, the memory surged up rapidly, clearly showing him the insane things he did when he lost his mind.

He, a 'weak' and 'ordinary' 'little cat', broke into a sliding glass door that Xiaoqian couldn't break even by himself...

A gust of cold wind blew by, and Zhong Yuanzhong only felt that even his heart felt cold.

He turned his head abruptly and turned around. Through the hole he knocked out, he clearly saw the shocked look of Xiaoqian in the bathroom.

That look seemed to say, 'Look!Alien cats have invaded Earth! '.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

To be honest, he was shocked himself, and...

Would you believe me if I said I didn't do it on purpose?Gan!

Across the frosted sliding door with a large hole, the eyes of the man and the cat meet, and the air is full of suffocating embarrassment.

"chuya."

After recovering from the shocking feat of his eldest son, Xiaoqian looked at the orange cat with a serious face, and his voice was quiet.

"Be honest."

Xiaoqian's voice made Nakahara Chuya's heart tense immediately, his heart was raised suddenly, and the alarm in his head rang.

Did she figure it out?Expose yourself?Or are you going to throw yourself out of fear? ? ?

His thoughts couldn't help being depressed, Nakahara Chuya's body tensed up involuntarily, and his blue cat eyes stared at Xiaoqian tightly.

It was as if the heart was hung by a silk thread, hanging uneasy in mid-air, which made people unreasonably uneasy.

Then, the voice that could make judgments said so.

"Chuya, are you a spy sent by aliens?"

Nakahara Chuya: Huh?What the hell?What spy?

The blue eyes were full of bewildered emotions, and Nakahara Chuya was dumbfounded.

Looking at the motionless Nakahara Chuya, Xiaoqian frowned, feeling that the matter was not that simple, she couldn't help but re-guess cautiously.

"That's the incubator of the contracted magical girl!"

Chuya Nakahara: Meow meow? ? ?

what incubator?What magical girl?Have you read too many comics? Hey!

Seeing that the cat still didn't move, Xiaoqian's brain was wide open.

"Could it be a special species similar to Fufu?"

Seeing Xiao Qian getting more and more outrageous, Zhongyuan Zhong also had a strange sense of relief besides a look of bewilderment.

That's right, I've been with Xiaoqian for so long, the above guesses... It's really Xiaoqian who can say it...

However, after reacting, Zhongyuan Zhong also felt that he hated iron but could not make steel!

Is this the first reaction of a normal person seeing this?Shouldn't they be cautiously observed and then notified for arrest?What are you guessing about in the bathroom right now?

He even guessed the high-end genetic product of the laboratory, why didn't he guess that he was originally a human being! ! !

Just when Zhongyuan Zhongye was secretly resentful, Xiaoqian also recovered from the wild speculation caused by shock. She looked at the broken glass around the cat in the living room, stood up quickly, and came to the side of Zhongyuan Zhongye. .

"Chuya don't move, let me see how your head is doing!"

Head hit the glass, and there is such a big hole, no concussion...

Do not……

Xiaoqian silently looked at the cat's head that had been tossed and turned over and over without a bag, and silently lifted the cat's head by the back of her neck to carry him back into the bathtub.

This... Could it be because Chuya's head is so iron? ? ?

"Chuya, hurry up, communicate with me!"

Lifting Nakahara Chuya's two front paws, Xiaoqian looked very serious.

"Isn't it just a magical girl's contract? I'll sign it, hurry up! Let's open up spiritual communication. Is it going to change outside? Or revive spiritual energy? An indescribable evil god descends?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also had a paralyzed meowing face and remained motionless.

If he knows this, why hasn't he returned to Japan yet?What kind of spirit energy recovery, what kind of evil god, hey!What do you think he is!

"Is not it?"

Seeing the orange cat's expressionless face, Xiaoqian tilted her head and guessed in another direction.

"What about discharging? Like Pikachu, one hundred thousand volts?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

He has nothing to do with the Yellow Mouse Thank you.

"Then what are you going to do?"

Seeing that Zhongyuan Zhong was also indifferent, Xiaoqian let go of his hand in disappointment, muttering softly.

"You don't even have the standard telepathic communication. Is it possible that Chuya only has the skill of head iron? It's too difficult to use!"

Zhong Yuan also sat in the bathtub, as quiet as a chicken.

It is impossible to be exposed, so I just pretend to be an ordinary cat to dawdle and try to get back to Japan.

Isn't it just being suspected of being a top iron?Just guess!Take the initiative to expose and count him as a loser!

"Forget it, let's take a shower first, don't move, chuya."

Xiaoqian picked up the nozzle again, narrowed his eyes slightly as he watched Nakahara Chuya, and instantly stopped the orange cat who wanted to avoid seeing the nozzle with his light words.

"Although I don't care about it, Chuya still has the self-knowledge of causing trouble.

Zhong Yuanzhong also froze, his raised front paws paused awkwardly in mid-air, and his ears drooped involuntarily.

That's right, he made Xiaoqian lose money again just now otz

Nakahara Chuya couldn't help but let go of his thoughts, and began to calculate the price of the bathroom door he had just smashed.

He dared to bet with the mackerel bandage that this door would cost at least [-] to [-] yen, and it would be equivalent to RMB, regardless of the brand...

Thousands again :)

At this moment, Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but fell into doubt.

He must have been cursed to lose money when he was turned into a cat!right!Absolutely! ! !

The bill owed to Xiaoqian in his heart has doubled, and Zhongyuan Zhongye's heart can't help but feel even more empty.

He looked at Xiao Qian who had already washed his body while he was emptying his mind, and suddenly felt that his aura was several times shorter.

That's right, it's the kind of shortness faced by creditors when they can't pay back the money!

Because of his conscience, Zhong Yuanzhong, who was very guilty, also remained motionless during the next drying and blowing. Even Xiaoqian did not dodge the sneaky pinch of his claws. The whole cat was like a fake cat. .

"Oh! You broke the door."

Accelerator, who was transferred to the sofa together, didn't miss any chance to taunt. He sat on the armrest of the sofa, looking down at Chuya Nakahara who was being blown by the wind.

"Enjoy it?"

Despite the continuous noise of the hair dryer in his ears, Accelerator's ridicule still reached Chuya Nakahara's ears without a single leak.

"Or do you feel comfortable?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

What's the matter with this little kid? ? ?

Raising his head, his blue eyes glared sharply at Fang Accelerator, and Zhong Yuanzhong didn't make a sound.

This time it is his fault!But absolutely no next time! ! !

Seeing that Zhongyuan Zhong was not being provoked, Fang Accelerator felt bored, sneered, turned around and jumped off the sofa.

After watching such a long time, it's time to add some water.

It has to be said that the disappearance of Yifang Accelerator let Zhongyuan Zhong also breathe a sigh of relief, after all, no matter how you say it, this is definitely a dark history in his life.

He even thought about whether to threaten the other party not to speak out about such things, but fortunately the other party had the same experience, so he shouldn't need to worry too much.

However, although one left, the other one was always by his side.

"Has Chuya realized her mistake?"

After blowing his hair, Xiaoqian, who was pinching Zhongya Zhongya's front paw openly, smiled brightly.

"Since this is the case, Chuya is also ready for atonement, right?"

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

Looking at Xiao Qian in front of him in a daze, Zhong Yuanzhong also looked confused.

Atonement?He will pay ten times in the future?I've let you squeeze your hand, what else do you want?Don't think he doesn't know, how many times you have sneaked under the thief's hand during the hair blowing period!When he doesn't know?

"Is such that."

Xiaoqian squinted her eyes and kept moving her hands. She directly made the orange cat lying on its side on the sofa lie on its back.

Before Zhong Yuanzhong could react, Xiaoqian smiled, and then buried his head in the cat's stomach with a quick swipe.

Fluffy, soft, and with the fragrance of shower gel just after taking a shower.

Ah~ what kind of comfort zone is this on earth~

Unable to bear it, Xiao Qian sighed while rubbing against each other.

"Wow~ so soft~ warm~"

"Meow!!!"

Get up, you bastard! ! !

Nakahara Chuya's legs couldn't help trembling, but he couldn't use jio to kick the girl's face, so he could only blushed and 'reprimand' loudly in impotent rage.

"Meow!!!"

Leave me quickly!

"Meow!!!"

Don't rub!Did you hear that? Don't rub! ! !

"Meow!!!"

besides!Don't make that weird noise! ! !

Ten minutes later, Xiaoqian stood up contentedly, as if she had knocked down ten Xuanmai, and went to clean up the broken glass outside the bathroom with vigor.

And Zhongyuan Zhong, who was forced to be a 'power bank', seemed to have exhausted the last battery, and the whole cat was paralyzed on the sofa, completely explaining what it means to be squeezed without a drop left: )

Chuya Nakahara: I am too difficult.jpg

Although the cat washing activity was a bit unexpected, it was a successful conclusion. Except for the broken bathroom door, everything seemed to be fine.

But at night, many disadvantages appeared, such as... taking a bath.

Although he was in the living room, without the barrier of the door, the sound of the water flow was very obvious, and even Xiaoqian's soft humming could be clearly heard.

Some people are like this afterwards. When there is an obstacle, they can be as immobile as a mountain. However, when the obstacle disappears, even though they feel that they are still unshakable, the body is very easy to do things that go against the heart.

For example—suddenly becoming more sensitive than usual hearing.

At the two ends of the corner, Accelerator and Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at each other. Although they had been staring at each other for more than 10 minutes, neither of them seemed to look away.

The hearts of the two of them at this time are surprisingly consistent.

Accelerator: Did he want to peep?

Chuya Nakahara: Did he want to peep?

The sound of the water paused, and the sound of stepping on the water surface sounded, and Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help moving his ears, thinking that this would not work.

His ears are too sensitive and he has received professional training. Is it his fault that he can imagine the sounds he hears in his mind? ? ?

He flicked his tail a little anxiously, and Zhong Yuanzhong also decided to divert his attention.

"Recently, Xiaoqian should let him into the bedroom to sleep."

The tail flicked again, and Zhongyuan Zhong also forced himself to enter a calm state.

"This is our chance."

Accelerator still looked lazy, and he shook the tip of his tail slightly, as if he didn't care much.

"You mean—the cell phone."

"Yes."

Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded.

"I have a hunch, it should be in these two days."

After all, she dared to treat him like that today, so why should she be afraid of the aftermath of a cold?

After looking at Zhongye Zhongyuan up and down, Accelerator sneered, his voice suddenly became low, and he spoke bluntly without hesitation.

"By the way... you don't want to do something superfluous, do you?"

For example, I finally couldn't restrain my hentai power or something.

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

Redundant?What is he doing redundantly? ? ?