Fight wits with cat owners
Chapter 23
Fang Accelerator has been shutting himself in the corner for several hours. After being pressed on the ground for vaccinations and being unable to control himself from jumping up and down because of a mere laser pointer, he is no longer what he used to be. Guy' looks majestic.
The whole meow's back looks even a little weak, pitiful and helpless.
A lifetime of shame!
Thinking of this, Accelerator couldn't help grinding his teeth, feeling that everything was really going wrong with him.
And the culprit was actually taking pictures of tm behind him! ! !
Another 'click' sounded behind him, and Accelerator felt that he couldn't bear it anymore.
How he wanted to turn around and give that smiling person a set of vector packages!
But no!He can't turn back! ! !
Because there was no video before, the other party wanted him to go back and chase the laser pointer again so that it could be recorded.
Will Accelerator give in?Absolutely not!
Thinking about it this way, Accelerator's mentality is about to explode, because of the disappearance of his abilities, he doesn't need to deliberately control his emotions now, but even so, he can only squat in the corner with his eyes closed, feeling helpless and furious.
He hates laser pointers! ! !
Seeing that the other party didn't turn back no matter how much he called Yingduan, Xiaoqian had no choice but to take back the phone.
"Okay, okay, I won't take the photo, lucky turn around."
Accelerator: I believe in your evil!
You used the laser pointer eighteen times because of his turning around!When he is stupid? ? ?
I saw that Accelerator was still facing the corner and shut himself up, without turning his head at all. After calling a few times, Xiaoqian could only return to the room regretfully, and then...
post news.
That's right, it's a picture of Accelerator's autism. Xiaoqian deliberately picked the one that looked the most pitiful, and then added words to make it into an emoji package.
【Weak, pitiful and helpless.jpg】
Nakahara Nakaya, who had completely seen what Xiaoqian had done, felt a chill down his spine, and took a breath of air-conditioning instantly.
It's so terrifying!This tm is a public execution!
For a moment, he looked at Accelerator with pity in his eyes.
Forget it, let's hold back a little bit when beating him up at night.
However, before the fight at night, Xiaoqian started to do other things.
After dinner, after everything was packed, Xiaoqian took out a cat nail clipper from her medicine pocket.
She quietly came to the side of Accelerator, pretending that she was not going to do anything, but in the next second, she suddenly held down Accelerator.
Before Fang Accelerator could struggle, Xiao Qian had already grabbed the back of his neck and hugged him into his arms.
"Lucky, today I realized a problem."
Xiaoqian has a pleasant face.
"Then it's time for you to trim your nails."
Originally, Chuya had always been obedient and never scratched her, so she didn't feel it at all, but this time she was injured in the bath and she suddenly woke up.
It is not unreasonable for domestic cats to cut their nails!
Hearing Xiao Qian's words, Accelerator's movements that were about to struggle suddenly stopped, and then he struggled even more violently.
"Meow-"
Xiaoqian, what do you mean!Are you provocative!
What's left of him without his nails?Sure enough, it was intentional! ! !
"No! Struggling is useless!"
Xiaoqian grabbed the back of his neck with one hand, and hugged Accelerator tightly with the other, wrapping him in his arms.
"Think about what you did today, lucky, this matter is not negotiable."
Fang Accelerator struggled more intensely, but it wasn't because of some non-negotiable nail clipping, but because of his current position.
Wrapped tightly in the girl's arms, the fragrant breath constantly lingers on the tip of the nose, even the head is pressed against the chest, the soft touch can make people forget all their troubles.
However, Accelerator wanted to break free right now.
Not just because he was suffocating, but also...
You're an idiot with nothing under your shirt! Fuck! ! !
Even at such a 'life-and-death' moment, Accelerator didn't intend to stick out his sharp nails at all. Although he called himself a villain, he didn't bother to hurt ordinary people.
Hmph, just disdain!
Therefore, he just kept pushing Xiaoqian with his flesh pads, dancing wildly with his limbs.
"Meow!!!"
Let me go! ! !
"Meow!!!"
Let me go! ! !
Due to Accelerator's constant struggle, finally, he and Xiaoqian's posture became... hugged tightly to the chest, with Xiaoqian's chest and bent thighs on both sides, leaving only the head and tail exposed look.
Yifangtong who was flanked by left and right could not move.
His cat's strength couldn't resist Xiaoqian's strength at all. After struggling for more than ten minutes, he could only tense his body motionless, and his heart was helpless and furious.
Accelerator: I remember! ! !
"lucky?"
After realizing that the cat in her arms was no longer struggling, Xiao Qian carefully looked at Accelerator's exposed red cat's eyes, and then let go of her arm little by little.
"Meow-"
Just as Xiaoqian's arm relaxed, Accelerator, who had just looked unlovely, suddenly jumped up, and jumped out of Xiaoqian's embrace with a whoosh.
Xiaoqian:? ? ?
No, what's going on? Lucky, did you graduate from Drama Academy? ? ?
Before Xiaoqian could react, Accelerator ran into the balcony.
"Wait, lucky you come back soon!!!"
After reacting, Xiaoqian also ran into the balcony, only to see Yingshou made a few quick jumps, and went directly through the gap in the shelf where the flower pots were placed, and the whole cat was squeezed into the innermost part.
Xiaoqian looked at her own high shelf, but felt speechless.
This is too much a test for her dead house!
In the end, Xiaoqian could only squat outside the shelf, persuading Accelerator with a soft voice, trying to make him come out on his own initiative.
"Lucky, it's useless to escape."
Xiaoqian pointed to her bandaged arm and spoke earnestly.
"You see, nails are very sharp things. I will never be able to bear them next time."
With scars or something, she should be crying already! ! !
"And you see it's so safe at home, you don't need nails, otherwise you see how hard it is for you to grind your nails all the time, it would be great if we cut them once and for all!"
One way:"……"
Once and for all?You tm want to pull it out directly!
The red eyes looked cautiously at Xiao Qian who was earnest outside, and Accelerator did not intend to compromise at all.
Originally, he had no fighting power when he became a cat, but now the only thing he could use was clipping his nails, what was left of him?
I'm afraid it's not because of the fighting power!
In an instant, one person and one cat started an air conversation.
"Meow-"
Hurry up and give me up, hear you?
"It doesn't hurt to cut my nails, I will definitely cut it lightly."
"Meow-"
Is this a question of whether it hurts or not?
"I've checked it out and watched the video, and I guarantee that the cut will be in place!"
"Meow-"
Do not cut!Hurry up and give me up, you idiot!
"Really, lucky, trust me! How could mom hurt you?"
"Meow-"
How many times have you persecuted me without knowing it? ! !
The conversation across the air lasted for more than ten minutes, and Zhong Yuanzhong, who saw everything in his eyes, only felt that he might not be the only normal person in this room.
I don't understand the language, what are you trying to persuade me? ! !
Are you two stupid?
Just when one person and one cat were talking happily, Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help it when he saw that almost 10 minutes had passed.
He walked out directly from the balcony door, came to the shelf, and also used the cat's advantage to come directly in front of Fang Accelerator. His azure cat's eyes were condescendingly watching Fang Accelerator.
"Meow-"
You, go out and cut your nails.
He was going to tell his little brother inside and outside the words, and in an instant, Accelerator exploded.
"Meow-"
What tone are you guys in! ! !
Zhong Yuanzhong also raised a paw expressionlessly.
"Meow-"
Is there any problem if I tell you to go out honestly?
Strength determines status, since he can't beat Zhongyuan Zhongye, he must be honest and obedient.
Although he can ignore some of his words in normal times, it doesn't mean he won't under special circumstances.
In many cases, problems that can be solved by force are not problems.
Thinking of this, Zhong Yuanzhong also urged.
"Meow-"
Come on, cut your nails and grind them.
Fang Accelerator laughed angrily, he pointed at Xiaoqian outside, his voice low.
"Meow-"
Momo chirp?Is that Lao Tzu's grinding and hawing! ! !
Standing and talking doesn't hurt your back, if you have the ability, give it to me!
In an instant, Accelerator threw himself directly at Zhongye Zhongyuan, and Zhongyuan Zhongye just dodged, and the raised paw directly aimed at Accelerator.
The two cats fought into a ball behind the shelf.
Xiaoqian, who was blocked by the shelf, looked at this scene at a loss, but saw that the two cats did not stretch out their nails and bit their teeth, and immediately felt relieved.
It still looks decent.
But... what's going on?Why did they suddenly start fighting?
Confused in his heart, Xiaoqian subconsciously took out...the mobile phone from his pocket.
Recording, start!
It's decided, the latest update is out!The title should be [The Eldest Son Saves the Mother]!
The content is that the caring boss helps the poor old mother hold down the second child who avoids nail clipping!
Three seconds later, the two cats stopped moving tacitly, and looked at Xiaoqian with strange eyes, as if they were looking at a treacherous scumbag.
I'm here to beat you to death (bushi) and you're actually watching a movie there! ! !
The whole meow's back looks even a little weak, pitiful and helpless.
A lifetime of shame!
Thinking of this, Accelerator couldn't help grinding his teeth, feeling that everything was really going wrong with him.
And the culprit was actually taking pictures of tm behind him! ! !
Another 'click' sounded behind him, and Accelerator felt that he couldn't bear it anymore.
How he wanted to turn around and give that smiling person a set of vector packages!
But no!He can't turn back! ! !
Because there was no video before, the other party wanted him to go back and chase the laser pointer again so that it could be recorded.
Will Accelerator give in?Absolutely not!
Thinking about it this way, Accelerator's mentality is about to explode, because of the disappearance of his abilities, he doesn't need to deliberately control his emotions now, but even so, he can only squat in the corner with his eyes closed, feeling helpless and furious.
He hates laser pointers! ! !
Seeing that the other party didn't turn back no matter how much he called Yingduan, Xiaoqian had no choice but to take back the phone.
"Okay, okay, I won't take the photo, lucky turn around."
Accelerator: I believe in your evil!
You used the laser pointer eighteen times because of his turning around!When he is stupid? ? ?
I saw that Accelerator was still facing the corner and shut himself up, without turning his head at all. After calling a few times, Xiaoqian could only return to the room regretfully, and then...
post news.
That's right, it's a picture of Accelerator's autism. Xiaoqian deliberately picked the one that looked the most pitiful, and then added words to make it into an emoji package.
【Weak, pitiful and helpless.jpg】
Nakahara Nakaya, who had completely seen what Xiaoqian had done, felt a chill down his spine, and took a breath of air-conditioning instantly.
It's so terrifying!This tm is a public execution!
For a moment, he looked at Accelerator with pity in his eyes.
Forget it, let's hold back a little bit when beating him up at night.
However, before the fight at night, Xiaoqian started to do other things.
After dinner, after everything was packed, Xiaoqian took out a cat nail clipper from her medicine pocket.
She quietly came to the side of Accelerator, pretending that she was not going to do anything, but in the next second, she suddenly held down Accelerator.
Before Fang Accelerator could struggle, Xiao Qian had already grabbed the back of his neck and hugged him into his arms.
"Lucky, today I realized a problem."
Xiaoqian has a pleasant face.
"Then it's time for you to trim your nails."
Originally, Chuya had always been obedient and never scratched her, so she didn't feel it at all, but this time she was injured in the bath and she suddenly woke up.
It is not unreasonable for domestic cats to cut their nails!
Hearing Xiao Qian's words, Accelerator's movements that were about to struggle suddenly stopped, and then he struggled even more violently.
"Meow-"
Xiaoqian, what do you mean!Are you provocative!
What's left of him without his nails?Sure enough, it was intentional! ! !
"No! Struggling is useless!"
Xiaoqian grabbed the back of his neck with one hand, and hugged Accelerator tightly with the other, wrapping him in his arms.
"Think about what you did today, lucky, this matter is not negotiable."
Fang Accelerator struggled more intensely, but it wasn't because of some non-negotiable nail clipping, but because of his current position.
Wrapped tightly in the girl's arms, the fragrant breath constantly lingers on the tip of the nose, even the head is pressed against the chest, the soft touch can make people forget all their troubles.
However, Accelerator wanted to break free right now.
Not just because he was suffocating, but also...
You're an idiot with nothing under your shirt! Fuck! ! !
Even at such a 'life-and-death' moment, Accelerator didn't intend to stick out his sharp nails at all. Although he called himself a villain, he didn't bother to hurt ordinary people.
Hmph, just disdain!
Therefore, he just kept pushing Xiaoqian with his flesh pads, dancing wildly with his limbs.
"Meow!!!"
Let me go! ! !
"Meow!!!"
Let me go! ! !
Due to Accelerator's constant struggle, finally, he and Xiaoqian's posture became... hugged tightly to the chest, with Xiaoqian's chest and bent thighs on both sides, leaving only the head and tail exposed look.
Yifangtong who was flanked by left and right could not move.
His cat's strength couldn't resist Xiaoqian's strength at all. After struggling for more than ten minutes, he could only tense his body motionless, and his heart was helpless and furious.
Accelerator: I remember! ! !
"lucky?"
After realizing that the cat in her arms was no longer struggling, Xiao Qian carefully looked at Accelerator's exposed red cat's eyes, and then let go of her arm little by little.
"Meow-"
Just as Xiaoqian's arm relaxed, Accelerator, who had just looked unlovely, suddenly jumped up, and jumped out of Xiaoqian's embrace with a whoosh.
Xiaoqian:? ? ?
No, what's going on? Lucky, did you graduate from Drama Academy? ? ?
Before Xiaoqian could react, Accelerator ran into the balcony.
"Wait, lucky you come back soon!!!"
After reacting, Xiaoqian also ran into the balcony, only to see Yingshou made a few quick jumps, and went directly through the gap in the shelf where the flower pots were placed, and the whole cat was squeezed into the innermost part.
Xiaoqian looked at her own high shelf, but felt speechless.
This is too much a test for her dead house!
In the end, Xiaoqian could only squat outside the shelf, persuading Accelerator with a soft voice, trying to make him come out on his own initiative.
"Lucky, it's useless to escape."
Xiaoqian pointed to her bandaged arm and spoke earnestly.
"You see, nails are very sharp things. I will never be able to bear them next time."
With scars or something, she should be crying already! ! !
"And you see it's so safe at home, you don't need nails, otherwise you see how hard it is for you to grind your nails all the time, it would be great if we cut them once and for all!"
One way:"……"
Once and for all?You tm want to pull it out directly!
The red eyes looked cautiously at Xiao Qian who was earnest outside, and Accelerator did not intend to compromise at all.
Originally, he had no fighting power when he became a cat, but now the only thing he could use was clipping his nails, what was left of him?
I'm afraid it's not because of the fighting power!
In an instant, one person and one cat started an air conversation.
"Meow-"
Hurry up and give me up, hear you?
"It doesn't hurt to cut my nails, I will definitely cut it lightly."
"Meow-"
Is this a question of whether it hurts or not?
"I've checked it out and watched the video, and I guarantee that the cut will be in place!"
"Meow-"
Do not cut!Hurry up and give me up, you idiot!
"Really, lucky, trust me! How could mom hurt you?"
"Meow-"
How many times have you persecuted me without knowing it? ! !
The conversation across the air lasted for more than ten minutes, and Zhong Yuanzhong, who saw everything in his eyes, only felt that he might not be the only normal person in this room.
I don't understand the language, what are you trying to persuade me? ! !
Are you two stupid?
Just when one person and one cat were talking happily, Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help it when he saw that almost 10 minutes had passed.
He walked out directly from the balcony door, came to the shelf, and also used the cat's advantage to come directly in front of Fang Accelerator. His azure cat's eyes were condescendingly watching Fang Accelerator.
"Meow-"
You, go out and cut your nails.
He was going to tell his little brother inside and outside the words, and in an instant, Accelerator exploded.
"Meow-"
What tone are you guys in! ! !
Zhong Yuanzhong also raised a paw expressionlessly.
"Meow-"
Is there any problem if I tell you to go out honestly?
Strength determines status, since he can't beat Zhongyuan Zhongye, he must be honest and obedient.
Although he can ignore some of his words in normal times, it doesn't mean he won't under special circumstances.
In many cases, problems that can be solved by force are not problems.
Thinking of this, Zhong Yuanzhong also urged.
"Meow-"
Come on, cut your nails and grind them.
Fang Accelerator laughed angrily, he pointed at Xiaoqian outside, his voice low.
"Meow-"
Momo chirp?Is that Lao Tzu's grinding and hawing! ! !
Standing and talking doesn't hurt your back, if you have the ability, give it to me!
In an instant, Accelerator threw himself directly at Zhongye Zhongyuan, and Zhongyuan Zhongye just dodged, and the raised paw directly aimed at Accelerator.
The two cats fought into a ball behind the shelf.
Xiaoqian, who was blocked by the shelf, looked at this scene at a loss, but saw that the two cats did not stretch out their nails and bit their teeth, and immediately felt relieved.
It still looks decent.
But... what's going on?Why did they suddenly start fighting?
Confused in his heart, Xiaoqian subconsciously took out...the mobile phone from his pocket.
Recording, start!
It's decided, the latest update is out!The title should be [The Eldest Son Saves the Mother]!
The content is that the caring boss helps the poor old mother hold down the second child who avoids nail clipping!
Three seconds later, the two cats stopped moving tacitly, and looked at Xiaoqian with strange eyes, as if they were looking at a treacherous scumbag.
I'm here to beat you to death (bushi) and you're actually watching a movie there! ! !
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