Fight wits with cat owners

Satisfied with the thoughtfulness of her sons, Xiaoqian stopped being lazy and went straight to the kitchen to make a meal for herself...noodles.

Can't eat instant noodles and she can't cook noodles?

Anyway, as long as she eats noodles, she will be satisfied_(:3∠)_

The two cats watched Xiaoqian take out the handmade noodles from the refrigerator and said nothing.

After all...not instant noodles, any kind of noodles will do! ! !

While Xiaoqian was cooking the noodles, Nakahara Chuya and Yifang Accelerator began to discuss the things they had just finished talking about.

For example... how to get Xiaoqian's cell phone.

This may seem like a very simple task, but in fact it is not.

Xiaoqian has always carried things like mobile phones, because she hangs up games almost all the time.

That's right, hang up the game!

Xiaoqian she:

He is both the doctor of Rhodes Island and the young master of Kongsang.

He is not only the commander of the ship's mother, but also the onmyoji in the dormitory.

Not only the judge of the sword, but also the master who saves humanity

There are even occasional guest appearances as the princess of the Kingdom of Dreams, the cooking attendant of a certain continent, Miao Miao of Jianwangsan, and the savior of World of Warcraft.

With multiple jobs, I never stop working every day!

As a matter of course, her mobile phone and tablet have never left her side. Even because of some game hang-up mechanism problems, she has to click every once in a while, which is equivalent to paying attention to her mobile phone all the time.

And can things like mobile phones be played by cats casually?Not to mention the mobile phone with the game on it!

"In short, this is a very serious question."

Looking at the situation where the mobile phone is still hanging on the kitchen table while making noodles, Zhong Yuan Zhong also looks serious.

"You want to make a call? Isn't that simple?"

Accelerator looked indifferent.

"Aren't you just living in her room?"

Speaking of this, even Fang Accelerator couldn't help but look at Chuya Zhongyuan with strange eyes.

If it's a real cat sleeping in a girl's bedroom, that's fine, but you are a fake cat just like him!She really has the face to live in a girl's bedroom!

Even if he had never cared about it, he knew that under normal circumstances men and women would never live in the same bedroom.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

"I'm not! I'm not!"

"what?"

Accelerator showed disdain.

"Are you sure you didn't see anything?"

"I……"

Although Zhong Yuanzhong also wanted to make excuses, for example, when he was injured, he would be able to go to the toilet by himself, and it would be impossible to open the door and go out by himself.

However, looking at Accelerator's eyes full of questioning souls, he thought of his current situation, and suddenly felt a pain in his throat.

He suddenly remembered a certain Xiaoqian who appeared in the house by surprise with only a bath towel on...

Nakahara Chuya: Fuck!

Central Plains also began to reflect.

Just like yesterday, he was more than half healed and fully capable of moving freely, still sleeping in Xiaoqian's room.

I haven't even noticed the slightest thing is wrong, just like sleeping in my own home, sleeping soundly...

Unable to bear it, Zhong Yuan raised his paw to cover his face.

md What the hell is he doing! ! !

"Ah--"

Looking at Chuya Zhongyuan who seemed ashamed, Accelerator sneered and stopped looking at him.

It's disgusting to have a disgustingly guilty attitude when you've done it all.

Do you dare to do it or not to be it?

Xiaoqian, who was busy in the kitchen, took the time to turn her head, and saw her two cats on the other side of the living room meowing and meowing in a friendly exchange, and turned her head in relief.

Are you chatting together? Chuya and lucky have such a good relationship!

After skipping the embarrassing topic just now, Nakahara Chuya and Yifang Accelerator, who had a 'good relationship', turned back to 'business'.

"Well, anyway, let's act tonight."

Zhong Yuanzhong also coughed lightly, his words were full of seriousness.

"I'll go get the phone while she's asleep."

Yifang Accelerator stared at Zhongyuan Zhong for a long time before he nodded slightly.

how to say?He was also a little curious as to whether the other party could get through this call.

In this way, the two meows reached a consensus and looked forward to the night's action.

However, before the evening, Xiaoqian's unexpected new action disrupted the two people's unplanned plan.

Originally, Yingduan was locked upstairs because he was afraid of fighting with the orange cat Chuya, but now that the two cats are harmonious and loving, this isolation has become redundant.

In the afternoon of that day, Xiaoqian felt that she was okay again after eating and sleeping enough.She went upstairs directly and took down all Ying Duan's belongings.

The two cats just watched Xiaoqian move things steadily.

All things said, but Accelerator, as a picked up 'wild cat', has nothing to own.

It's just the cat litter, mat, scratching board and litter box prepared by Xiaoqian.

Among them, the cat scratch board has not been used once, as for the cat litter box...

Looking at the litter box that Xiaoqian took to the balcony, Accelerator felt humiliated.

He, Accelerator, Academy City's No.1, was forced to use the litter box!

Accelerator still remembered that when Xiao Qianyi locked the entire door at the beginning, he tried hard to hold back the shameful days when he finally couldn't help but blew thousands of miles in the litter box.

And...he couldn't resist digging the sand twice...

Dug the sand twice...

planing sand...

Is there anything crazier than this!He really felt that being studied in the laboratory was better than such a dark history! ! !

Although Xiaoqian didn't lock the door later, he could go to the bathroom while Xiaoqian was away to solve the problem, but...

Recalling the black history that can definitely be said to be on the list, Accelerator's eyes on the litter box became more and more ferocious.

And Xiaoqian, who didn't know anything about Yifang Accelerator's inner activities, happily waved at Yifang Accelerator after putting the litter box on the balcony.

"Lucky, your toilet is here, so don't miss it then."

One way:"……"

Silently glanced at Xiaoqian, Accelerator turned his head with a ferocious face, and walked directly to the other side.

He will never use md this crap in his life!When he regained his ability, he would kill the witness Zhongya Zhongya! ! !

Seeing Accelerator's 'fleeing away', Zhongyuan Zhong also turned his head and looked at the litter box with a strange look.

He remembered very clearly that the pink litter box in Xiaoqian's hand was the one she wanted to use for herself!

The basin is not used at all because he goes to the bathroom by himself, and now...

Looking at the obviously used litter box, Nakahara looked at Accelerator with sympathy.

Didn't realize you actually used a litter box?I, Zhongyuan, respect you as a man!

Maybe it was because Chuya Zhongya's gaze was so obvious that Accelerator, who was still walking 'calmly' to the other side, suddenly turned his head and met Chuya Zhongya's sympathetic eyes.

Accelerator immediately exploded.

"Meow!!!"

What are you looking at! ! !

"Meow……"

I……

Zhong Yuanzhong was also silent for a while, then turned his head away and coughed lightly.

"Meow..."

No, I'm looking at Xiaoqian...

It's too poor, let's not tell the truth.

However, although Zhongyuan Zhong also upholds the idea of ​​wanting to give one party a face, the other party does not want this "charity" face.

"Meow-"

Don't quibble, what does your eyes mean! ! !

Accelerator's voice suddenly rose several degrees.

"Meow-"

Do you dare to say that you have never used it! ! !

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

He really didn't use it...

Involuntarily, Zhong Yuanzhong also showed an awkward yet polite smile, which made Accelerator understand instantly.

This guy in front of him was turned into a cat just like him!He didn't!use!Pass!cat!sand!pot! ! !

Damn it!What's up with this feeling of sadness and envy amidst shock and anger! ! !

The paws couldn't help grinding on the floor, Accelerator quickly turned around, and a cat lunged forward in front of Zhongya Zhongya, and directly slapped his paws up.

"Meow-"

'what are you doing? ! ! '

Zhong Yuanzhong also jumped to the right to avoid Accelerator's Meow Meow punch, only to feel that the other party...

Well, he can still understand a little bit... (cough)

After all, if things were turned upside down, he might as well...

No, he won't hit someone for no reason!

However, Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't help but think too much, only to see that one side Accelerator failed to hit him and attacked again, Zhongyuan Zhong had no choice but to dodge again.

"Meow-"

'stop!Otherwise, I will fight back! '

He dodged these two times to let him vent because of the pity of the other party, but he is not without temper, if the other party makes another move, he will not be passively beaten.

"Meow!!!"

Then you fight back!

Accelerator spat out two words with a distorted smile.

"Meow-"

abnormal!

Looking at Nakahara Chuya, who was about the same size as himself, Accelerator didn't have the slightest intention to stop.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Who is pervert!He's not a pervert, hey! ! !

Seeing Accelerator who didn't stop at all and even made rude remarks, Zhong Yuanzhong only felt that the other party was extremely difficult to deal with.

It's not good to be beaten!

In this case... I can only beat him a few more times!

Thinking of this, Zhongyuan Zhong also directly patted the opponent.

The tacit understanding of the two cats did not use their own abilities, but they were embarrassed to bite people with their mouths like ordinary cats fighting.

Not to mention that Zhong Yuanzhong had never done such a thing, even Fang Accelerator had never done this kind of thing. If he had Vector, if he hadn't met that inexplicable person, he hadn't felt hurt for a long, long time.

then……

Before Xiaoqian could react, the two cats immediately stood upright and punched each other with their front paws.

Xiaoqian with a confused face:? ? ?

No, what's going on?Why did they start fighting while chatting?