Fight wits with cat owners

The loud closing sound awakened the stunned men for a moment. They looked at each other silently, and then hurriedly searched for something that could cover their bodies.

A red light flashed, Zhong Yuan went straight to the bathroom, the target was obviously the bath towel hanging inside, Xiaobai and Osamu Dazai took off the sofa cushion without saying a word, even Accelerator also walked away with a blank expression Went into the bathroom and found another towel.

Only Tsunayoshi Sawada, who had no time to make a move, looked around at the coverings that were first taken away by the seniors, and anxiously looked around, trying to find something that could cover his body.

In the end, his eyes settled on a cardboard box that was half the height of a person.

It seems... that's all there is left?

The group of naked men finally covered their key parts, and they also began to notice Xiaoqian who was frightened.Although Xiaoqian lowered his voice when calling the police, they were able to easily hear what Xiaoqian was doing in the bedroom.

--Call the police.

Or the police have already asked the address to call the police!

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who managed to remove the bottom of the box and got into the box, was shocked.

Fuck?Could it be that after finally turning back into a human, the first step turned out to be to be caught by the police?It's too miserable for the shameful crime of running naked! ! !

"Predecessor, senior?"

Looking helplessly at the seniors around him, his voice collapsed.

"Don't you really want to stop it? If you do this, you will be wanted even if you run out!"

After all, everyone’s parents are known to Xiaoqian, and I will definitely be able to describe it in detail at that time. I’m afraid I won’t be wanted directly, and I’m afraid I’ll be extremely disappointed in myself if my mother finds out, and I’m afraid Reborn will laugh himself to death!

"Run? Why do you want to run? Could it be that Xiao Gangji, do you think you can run out like this without being caught?"

Osamu Dazai shook his head and spoke earnestly.

"Anyway, I'm still a junior high school student, so I have to obey the law, Xiao Gangji."

Running is the most unwise choice. Xiaoqian is much more flustered than they are now, and she is probably very emotional. If one of them does something to irritate her, maybe she will directly feel negative.

Even Osamu Dazai was sure that if anyone really dared to forcibly open the bedroom door that is now the only one covered by Xiaoqian, Xiaoqian might be frightened to tears, or even hurt everyone.

"But it won't work like this."

Wearing Xiaoqian's blue towel around his body, Zhong Yuan went straight to the door.He didn't open the door, just knocked lightly.

"Boom boom boom——"

Xiaoqian:! ! !

Shocked by the sudden knock on the door, she didn't care about comparing the force values ​​of the two sides, picked up the chair in front of the computer, and blocked the door directly.

Although it may not be useful at all, it is psychological comfort anyway!

Just as Xiaoqian was trying to calm down his chaotic head, Chuya Zhongya's recognizable voice sounded outside the door.

"Don't be nervous, we won't do anything, and we won't go in."

won't do what?What about cheating ghosts?Are you running around naked in my house, what else can you do?If I don't take a look, will you still come to the party at my house?

Before Xiaoqian's muddy mind cleared, Zhongya's voice sounded again.

"Xiaoqian, calm down and think about our identities, you know, we can't be such...cough, people."

Naked run really didn't have the face to say it, Zhong Yuanzhong also coughed lightly, and repeated his promise, hoping that Xiaoqian could feel a little more at ease.

"We're absolutely, absolutely not going in there."

How could it be possible to calm down!Who can't calm down if five naked men suddenly appear in the living room!etc!

After the voice fell, there was no other voice for a long time, and Xiaoqian's thinking finally came to his senses.The tension in her eyes staring at the door weakened, she first blinked her eyes dully, and then took a deep breath, rethinking about the flash of inspiration just now.

It is known that there should be my five cat sons in the living room, and one and two of them are not weak, except for Simba, who is either smart or powerful, and even the boss can hit his head on the glass door without any damage.

Now, there is no cat sound at all, and the five men appear in the living room, and their own doors seem to be intact, besides the white hair and eye color...

Xiaoqian's face turned pale.

No, no way!I will definitely be silenced!

Opening her eyes wide in disbelief, Xiao Qian felt that her life was in danger.

Look at what I've been doing to them for so long?Lumping, giving injections, trying to sterilize, and filming and uploading!Even fucking shaved their heads, bald their heads, and spanked their asses! ! !

Really, my life is over, goodbye to my wife, goodbye to Chi Chi, goodbye to my millions of fans, I can no longer update...

Ah... Let's talk about why those anime are gone, it turned out to be the fusion of the world, yes, when the literary giants are gone, you should laugh.Thinking about the opponent's ability to run, they will definitely not be able to run away. Let's write a suicide note while they don't have clothes yet and are a little ashamed to break in.

I can't survive the police coming to save me, and it's useless if the police come, who the hell can beat the bugs outside!

With blank eyes, he found a pen and paper from the drawer, Xiaoqian took back the chair with a blank face, sat at the computer desk and began to write a suicide note.

[Suicide note:

There is nothing to say. I died from picking up cats. Here I would like to advise everyone with my personal experience (life). You need to be cautious when picking up cats, especially stray cats of unknown origin but very, very smart, because no one knows what it is. It's not some Two-dimensional boss who turned into a cat.

Now the boss is blocking the door, and there is only a wall between me. I am afraid that my fragile door panel will not be able to stop the boss, and the police will probably not be able to save me. If I don’t update again in the future, I should be beaten to death by the bosses Yes, don't read it.

ps Only a foolish cat is the safest, if I am not beaten to death today, I will definitely become a dog in the future!

All cat movies in pps may be forced to delete, I suggest that everyone who wants to watch it back save a backup first. 】

After writing just a few paragraphs, Xiaoqian picked up the phone again with his cold hands and took a photo, which was directly posted on his own news feed.

Just a few seconds after it was posted, someone started to grab the front row, and then the pot exploded. What kind of up host is humorous, what kind of little thousand cats don’t send me away, what could be a new cat movie trailer was mentioned by sand sculpture netizens come out.

Xiaoqian silently exited the interface, and began to climb over the wall to Japan on the computer.

After a deliberate search, the port of Yokohama, the company, the armed detective agency discussed by the people, the huge airship, one of the wonders of the sky in Japan, the student forum of Nasho Middle School, the famous detective Kudo Shinichi who cracked the case, etc., have all been investigated. out.

Although ordinary people who don't understand the things found out don't see anything abnormal at all, but in the eyes of Xiaoqian, who is familiar with anime, one or two of them are real hammers.

The Port Mafia, a company in Yokohama Port, is gone, not to mention the detective agency with a high rating. Isn’t the huge airship that is a spectacle in the sky just the airship that the Silver King has been floating on the overpass for decades?Even the discussion about the grade committee on the forum of Binsheng School is so fucking Kyoya Hibari!And Kudo Shinichi!The name of the Shinigami primary school student is like a thunderbolt...

After scanning ten lines at a glance, Xiaoqian turned off the computer and slumped on the chair.

Ah, Japan in this world is probably going to explode at any time, I hope the flowers will be fine... no, it will definitely be fine.

Thinking of so many writers and poets who have disappeared in history, Xiaoqian stroked her chest again.

Let alone a few thousand, the number of people alone is several times that of other countries, are you afraid?

Just as Xiaoqian was comforting herself, there was another knock on the door. She paused and checked the video in the living room.

"Yes, do you feel better?"

This time the voice was changed again, the clear boyish voice was full of anxiety, it was obviously the voice of Sawada Tsunayoshi.

"That... we are all good people!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Sawada Tsunayoshi thought of his seniors who were gangsters, and quickly changed his words.

"No, no, I mean that although we may be bad people, we don't do bad things!"

No, no, although I was forced to become the heir of the mafia leader, I am a good person!

Bald and scratching his hair, Sawada Tsunayoshi took a deep breath and spoke loudly.

"I just want to say that we will never hurt you!"

"That's right!"

Nakahara also nodded beside him, and even added something.

"If Osamu Dazai wants to do something disrespectful, I will definitely beat him to death immediately."

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

"No, you are too double-standard in what you say!"

It's not my business?Why mention me alone?Am I that faux pas?

"Do you think you are something good?"

Nakahara Chu also looked at Osamu Dazai in disgust, and opened his mouth to refute.

"If you want me to say that you should stay as far away from Xiaoqian as possible now."

"Say it as if Chuya and you are some good 'thing'."

With a whimper, his lips curled up, and Osamu Dazai opened his mouth and turned back.

"If it's not a good person, everyone here shouldn't be here now."

Two mafia cadres, the evil party that killed so many man-made humans, are forced but worthy of the name as the heirs of the mafia leader, and there is an 'old man' in his 90s who wants to die alone on the jump.

Everyone is in the same boat and no one laughs at anyone else.

"No, I think I'm still a good person."

With a relaxed wave of his hand, even though his body was only covered by sofa cushions, Xiao Bai looked as elegant as if he was wearing a gorgeous robe.

"In this case, it should be except me... well, Tsunayoshi should be counted. He is still young and hasn't inherited the family business yet, so he is a good one."

Kokichi Sawada:? ? ?

So I won't be a good person when I inherit the family business?

"No, is that the point?"

Sawada Tsunakichi pulled the cardboard box on his body, wishing to shake these seniors awake.

"The most important thing now is the clothes! In this state, even if you say Potian Xiaoqian, it is impossible for you to open the door!"

Knowing that there are naked men without clothes outside, which woman would open the door and look directly at the naked men!

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

One way:"……"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

noob:"……"

"This is more difficult hahaha."

Looking down at the sofa cushion that only covered the key parts of his body, Xiao Bai raised his head and looked around, then smiled and said something that could be called terrible.

"Unless you run out to rob, it is unlikely that you will have clothes to wear for a while."

"If you want to rob, let Chuya go."

Osamu Dazai tilted his head, showing a devilish smile.

"Anyway, when he uses supernatural powers and the red light flashes, he can go so fast that people can't even see him."

Central Plains also immediately froze.

"My supernatural ability is not used for this!"

Said in front of Xiaoqian that he was going out to rob?You are shameless, I want more!

The chaotic discussion outside the door made Xiaoqian's original nervousness disappear by half. She listened to the above-board discussion on how to get rid of clothes outside the door, and silently supported her forehead.

It seems that the two-dimensional bigwigs can't pass the streaking test?If I hand them the clothes by myself, can they save me two beatings or save my life for the sake of the clothes?

Thinking of this in her heart, Xiaoqian involuntarily looked at the closet. Just as she was about to find some clothes and throw them out, there was a loud bang from outside the door.

The loud sound shook the house, and before Xiaoqian could react, he heard an extremely reliable and hopeful voice.

"Don't move! This is the relevant department, you have been arrested!"

The next second, there was another voice of a strange man who hated him deeply from outside the door.

"Immorality! In today's society, there are still people like you who rely on your ability to deliberately go to women's homes naked! You even run around with children! Take them all away! Those who don't cooperate are knocked out and taken away!"