Fight wits with cat owners

Osamu Dazai was wronged, Osamu Dazai was angry, but Osamu Dazai couldn't refute.

Because in terms of force value, he really can't compare with Zhongye.

He Dazai has "studied hard and practiced hard" for so many years. In terms of level, he is only middle-level (well, actually lower-middle) among Hong Kong and black, more than enough to beat an ordinary person.But after all, he is now in the form of a cat, and his points are all on the brain, he is a veritable brain school.As for Chuya Zhongyuan, that means stepping over the high-level and super-level, and directly entering the field of masters.

The most important thing is that the opponent's supernatural power is also in terms of skill, as if this person is born full of attack power.

This is so fucked up!

Seeing Osamu Dazai being choked by Xiaobai, Nakahara also took the initiative to speak.

"Meow."

"Let's not talk about anything else, I think what you two said makes sense."

He pushed the two cats away from Xiao Qian's side, and immediately came to a conclusion.

"Meow."

"So both of you are ruled out."

A time bomb that might turn back into a human at any time, and a physical waste that he can hit casually, these two are not in dispute at all, they are all ruled out.

The two excluded cats looked at each other, each with a smile on their faces and mmp in their hearts.

This insidious Bai Dazai is really not a good thing.

Returning to Xiaoqian, Zhong Yuan glanced at the remaining cats and spoke confidently.

"Meow."

"So I can protect Xiaoqian, and my ability is suitable, it can only be me."

If any pervert reaches out to Xiaoqian, he can chop off his hand!

Knowing that he has no chance at all, and that he has no combat power in this state, Tsunayoshi Sawada can only watch the big bosses fight for the front, and dare not speak out.

Anyway, it's not my turn, no one is a problem.But there is one thing to say, if it is from the perspective of protecting Xiaoqian's safety in person, it is the same to anyone.

He didn't believe that these seniors would secretly stop following after Xiaoqian left. Since they all followed, it was just the difference between openly and secretly.

While he was complaining silently, Accelerator, who had been watching them fight from the cat climbing frame, finally spoke out.

"Meow."

"I go."

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

what happened?Don't you usually have no objection if someone does it?Why are you still arguing with me to go out with Xiaoqian?

What answered him was Accelerator's calm voice.

"Meow."

"If you don't accept it, fight and win."

Since Xiaoqian said "perverted stalker" last time, he felt that it was not good. You are a black person, and now you have become an unobtrusive creature like a cat, but you can still be felt by Xiaoqian It felt like someone was watching her.

Is it because your tracking skills are poor or your eyes are wrong?In any case, in the eyes of Accelerator, Zhongya Zhongya's label, which was considered safe for Xiaoqian, has already been torn off, and replaced by "conspiracy".

Even if he doesn't have any dirty thoughts now, who knows if he hasn't reacted yet?How can such a complex complex of human beings be static?What's more, Zhongyuan Zhong is not a person!

So no matter what, he will not let Zhongyuan Zhongye succeed this time.

With this thought in his mind, Accelerator jumped off the cat climbing frame lightly, went straight to the sofa, and invited him to fight.

"Meow."

"Tonight, let's fight."

It's just gravity, his vector is absolutely fine!

"Meow."

"Tonight? That's fine."

Nodding his head, Zhongyuan Zhong also agreed directly.

Sure enough, he still likes this direct method—speaking with strength.

Seeing that the cats quieted down as if they had reached a consensus, Xiaoqian glanced back and forth at the cats, and finally confirmed that they had completed another 'meeting'.

As for the content of the meeting?Isn't it just the release of comics?

"Have you discussed it? It's pretty fast this time, but..."

There was a smile on the corner of his mouth, Xiaoqian blinked, and said words that could be called heartbreaking briskly but mercilessly.

"But I never agreed to take you there from the beginning~"

All Meow:? ? ! ! !

"Don't even think about it, it's impossible. Unless..."

Prolonging her voice meaningfully, Xiaoqian got up and found the cat's wedding dress, and turned her head to signal.

"Unless you wear a small skirt as a flower girl."

"..."

Such a big sacrifice!

"And it's impossible to let all of you go. There will be a lot of people, and I can't see the five of you."

Back on the sofa, Xiaoqian took out a dice from the drawer under the coffee table and shook it.

"12345, I don't need to tell you the order of yours. How about taking 6 with no one and leaving everything to the goddess of fate?"

All the cats looked at the dice blankly, but could only nod their heads.

Otherwise, what else can I do?If she refuses, Xiaoqian is afraid that she will not take anyone with her directly!

"Then I'll turn."

Using his fingers hard, the dice spun on the flat coffee table. All the cats looked at the dice. Seeing that the speed of the dice slowed down, Xiaobai narrowed his eyes and quietly used his ability.

However, before he interfered with the dice, a cat's claw quietly appeared on his shoulder, and the ability he was about to use suddenly dissipated.He turned his head and saw Osamu Dazai was looking at him with a smile, the meaning was self-evident.

Want to cheat?Do you think I will let you?

"Meow~"

"Mackerel, can you get your claws off me?"

Without the slightest guilty conscience, Xiao Bai tilted his head in doubt, his voice was as brisk as ever.

"Meow~"

"I'm so uncomfortable when you suddenly act like this."

"Meow~"

"I am also in a hurry."

The perfunctory smile on Osamu Dazai's face remained unchanged.

"Meow~"

"Don't worry, it will be fine in a while, do you think I want to touch you?"

What to wear?Do you really think I didn't see that you want to use your ability to cheat?

Under no one's interference, the dice slowed down at a constant speed, and stopped wobbly after a while, and a big '4' on it came into everyone's eyes.

"Unexpectedly, it turned out to be Simba."

His hesitant gaze was on Sawada Tsunayoshi, who was shaken by the sudden gaze from the distance, Xiaoqian sighed, and Qianqian patted the top of the opponent's head.

"Simba, you can be honest, I know you don't want to go to places with many people. If you don't want to go, you can tell me directly, and I will treat you as abstaining. In this way, I don't need to bring a cat."

All Meow:! ! !

None!How can this be! ! !

In an instant, the eyes like a searchlight were suddenly turned on, and Tsunayoshi Sawada felt that there were wolves and tigers staring at him in all directions. He carefully raised his head and glanced at the seniors in front of him. Full of threats.

——You won’t agree to try?Promise me quickly!nod! ! !

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Should it be so scary!Can I give it to the seniors?Their eyes say that they can only eat people, hey!

Shocked, Tsunayoshi Sawada immediately puffed up his chest. He looked at Xiaoqian and nodded frantically.

"Do you really want to go?"

Xiaoqian tried to persuade him to come down.

"There are a lot of people there, and it will definitely be noisy. Simba, you will be scared if you are so timid."

no no no!No matter how scary it is, it is not as scary as the eyes of the seniors now!Especially Senior Dazai, whose eyes are about to glow green!

Shaking his head like a windmill, Tsunayoshi Sawada's eyes were full of firmness.

"Ow!"

"Let me go! I can do it! I, I, I will definitely protect Xiaoqian!"

No matter how reluctant the cats are, under the control of the goddess of fate, the lucky candidate cannot be changed, but compared to the force value of the cats at home, Tsunayoshi Sawada is really weak.

Don't look at him as the protagonist of a young man who can defeat the villain every day, but he looks like a cat now that he can't even use the deadly fire, and he can trip with his left foot and the right foot at ordinary times, and the cat is unwilling to climb three floors Go up, let alone let him go to pervert.

At that time, I'm afraid it's not a pervert who threatens Xiaoqian with a cat, Xiaoqian has no choice but to obey for him!

"Meow~"

"So let's go to training."

Sitting on the sofa, Osamu Dazai put forward very constructive suggestions.

"Meow~"

"Although Tsunayoshi is really weak now, he is obviously the type who can't fight well, so urgent training is better than no effect, no matter how bad it is?"

"Meow..."

"Makes sense..."

Looking at Tsunayoshi Sawada who looked like a little lamb under their eyes, Nakahara also pulled out a confident smile.

"Meow."

"Although the time is shorter, if I practice it, I will improve a little bit, and I will follow up when the time comes, as long as you don't hold back Xiaoqian."

"Meow~"

"That's true."

Raising his claws to press the shoulder of the skeptical Sawada Tsunayoshi, Xiaobai spoke seriously.

"Meow~"

"Then come to practice, Simba, come on, shout!"

Kokichi Sawada:? ? ?

What the hell?What are you shouting for?What are you shouting for?

"Meow~"

"Huh? Don't you understand?"

Xiaobai patted him on the shoulder with a friendly smile.

"Meow~"

"Most of the time, asking for help is useful, and in terms of manga exhibition, there should be very few dead spots with few people. As long as the voice is loud, no one is afraid that no one will go to see it. Even if it is in a crowded place, as long as Simba shows you Roaring loudly with a super fierce look will be useful no matter what, and Xiaoqian can use you as an excuse to stay away from people with malicious intentions."

"Aww...?"

"It seems... makes sense?"

Scratching his head uncertainly, Sawada Tsunayoshi only felt that it was very reasonable, but there was no trace of disobedience.

"Meow?"

"Wait, isn't it training physical fitness?"

Nakahara, who was rubbing his claws and preparing to train Sawada Tsunayoshi like his subordinates, was also stupid.

How did it become a training voice? ? ?

Looking contemptuously at Chuya Nakahara, who was stupefied, Osamu Dazai ignored him with a flick of his tail, and interjected directly, almost writing 'you are too useless for training and nothing else' written on his face.

"Meow~"

"After all, Xiao Gangji, you can't do much, and we don't have any requirements for you, as long as you can call for help louder."

Saying that, he sighed.

"Meow~"

"After all, if you look at Xiaoqian's manga show, you know that the place is big and there are many people, so it's not easy to hide, and it's not like Fang Accelerator can be invisible. I'm afraid that the little guy in Zhongye will hide on the roof of the shed. OK."

"Meow~"

"So, for Xiaoqian, Simba, if you meet someone who makes you feel bad, just yell loudly."

Xiaobai and Osamu Dazai sang together to fool the simple and honest people.

"Meow~"

"I don't need anything else for this one. Let's practice for a few days. As long as you shout loudly, you'll be fine!"

Kokichi Sawada:? ? ?

I still feel something is wrong!

His gaze flicked back and forth between the seniors hesitantly, but he couldn't see the slightest difference.In the end, Tsunayoshi Sawada could only agree.

"Meow~"

"Very good. Time is running out, let's train now."

Osamu Dazai jumped to the side of Tsunayoshi Sawada with a 'serious' expression.

"Meow~"

"Call! You can just yell for help!"

After hesitating for several seconds, Sawada Tsunayoshi took a deep breath and spoke loudly with shame.

"Aw, ow!"

"Help, help!"

"Meow~"

"Too small, speak louder!"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Already big!

However, he didn't dare to refute, so Sawada Tsunayoshi could only take another deep breath, sinking his breath into his dantian, and shouted loudly with his eyes closed.

"Wow woo woo woo woo!!!"

"Help ah ah ah ah!!!"

"Crack-"

There was the sound of the door lock turning, and the door was quickly opened. Xiaoqian was carrying a bag of vegetables, and looked at her cat in the living room with a complicated expression.

"What are you doing at home? Why am I listening to the ghosts crying and howling in the house?"