Fight wits with cat owners

"Chuya, don't be angry~"

"chuya, I was wrong qaq"

"Chuya, I love you the most!"

"Chuya, I just picked it up when I was looking for you. It was raining that day, and it was dying in the alley. I insisted that saving the cat's life would win the construction of a seven-level pagoda... Cough."

Xiaoqian's voice of defense rang in his ears, but Zhongyuan Zhong also sat expressionlessly on the special seat on the sofa in the living room, as motionless as a mountain.

He has already seen through her, this is a woman who is easy to make fun of!

She obviously had him, but she secretly had other cats!

"Chuya, I really love you! Really!"

Xiaoqian's voice came again without a break, and he heard his eyes again and again, and Zheng Xingxing stretched his muscles

He...is he mad?

Even if this woman has a cat, why is he angry?Isn't this a good thing?

Nakahara, who woke up from the sudden cat instinct, also became rational in an instant.

In this way... If he disappears again, she won't be very sad, right?

Thinking of this, Nakahara Chuya had a serious expression on his face.

It is a good thing for him, why is he angry?

However, despite thinking this way, Zhongyuan Zhongye's tail wagging wildly back and forth still revealed his unclear mood at the moment.

Looking up at Xiaoqian's cautious look, Zhong Yuanzhong also sighed.

I can't be affected by the cat's body anymore!

Standing up from the sitting position, Nakahara Zhong also raised his paw, and pressed it on Xiaoqian's hand not far away.

"Meow-"

Forget it, it's just a cat, what does he care about?Wouldn't it be nice for him to change back one day and still have that cat with her.

"Chuya, I really...huh?"

Feeling the warm touch of the cat's pad on the back of her hand, Xiaoqian's words to cleanse herself were instantly stuck. She looked down at the little furry claws on the back of her hand, and then at the orange cat that turned her head.

Xiaoqian:! ! !

This is...forgive me! ! !

Unable to bear it, Xiaoqian and a big roc spread their wings and rushed towards the Central Plains.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" Mommy is the best kitty in the world!"

"Meow!!!"

Let me go! ! !

Although the excited Xiaoqian did not forget to control his strength, his strength as a human being cannot be pushed away by a mere cat. Zhong Yuanzhong, who didn't want to expose his ability, could only enjoy the soft fragrance of the girl's embrace helplessly and furiously.

"Meow!!!"

Keep your chest away from me, hey! ! !

The eldest son made a compromise, which made Xiao Qian extremely relieved.After all, Chuya is well-behaved and sensible. Although it seems difficult to get along with, but when you really get along with her, you know that she is the kind of hard-mouthed and soft-hearted.

But lucky is also a problem.

Sitting on the bed, Xiaoqian showed distress.

Although it's only a few days of getting along, there are still some lucky problems.For example, the little violent temper, the small violent temper and the small violent temper.

Although the two meows haven't met each other yet, Xiaoqian can almost imagine the scene when they actually meet.

lucky: what are you looking at?

Chuya: Look at you!

lucky: you try again?

Chuya: Why did I just look at it?

Lucky: md eats labor and management meow punches!

Chuya: Labor and management are afraid that you will fail!

Then, as an old mother, she could only persuade her two sons to fight at the risk of being accidentally injured, and was even so miserable that she had to go to the hospital to fight rabies...

Xiaoqian: "..."

This is too miserable! ! !

No, what the boss on the forum said, look at each other from a distance!Yes, you can try to see each other from a distance first!

Thinking of this, Xiaoqian nodded.

But the first thing to do should be to wash Chuya's claws.

Zhongye Zhongye, who is running around outside, is not clean at all, not to mention that he never licks his fur, which means that he does not have the way to clean his body like other cats.

There are still scars on the body, so it is impossible to wash the whole body, but it should be no problem to just wash the claws.

Xiaoqian stood up and went to the bathroom, took out the cat body wash and absorbent towels that she had prepared earlier, after adjusting the water temperature, she took out a basin of hot water, and walked into the living room with a smile on her face.

"chuya~my j→k beloved kitty~"

The sound of nine turns and eighteen turns made Zhongyuan Zhong tremble involuntarily. He glanced at Xiaoqian speechlessly, only thinking that the other party might be poisonous.

Listen, listen, how can anyone speak like that?

Xiaoqian didn't know what Nakahara Chuya was thinking, she only knew that she was going to perform the legendary cat washing later!

Although it's just washing four small claws, it's still washing! !

"chuya, let's wash the claws~"

Xiaoqian went directly to the sofa where Zhongye Zhongye was sitting, her voice was extremely soft.

"After all, after staying outside for so many days, the pink and tender meat pads have been stained with so much dust. It's time to wash them."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

What a ghost!Do you dare to speak without being so nasty? Hey!

Zhongyuan Zhong also glared at Xiaoqian again, but couldn't help it, he lowered his head and looked at his current claws.

The palm of the hand has become the meat pad of today. Because of running around outside, even the fur around it is stained with dust and looks dirty.

If it wasn't for the wounds on his body, he would have jumped into the water and just took a shower.

Standing up reservedly, Nakahara Nakaya walked directly towards the bathroom.He looked at the basin with water in the bathroom and nodded in satisfaction, then put his hands in it and started rubbing each other.

Xiaoqian who followed:? ? ?

etc!How is this going? Chuya, is this washing your hands? ? ?

Raising her hand in disbelief, Xiao Qian wiped her eyes, trying to erase the hallucination-like scene in front of her, but even though her eye sockets were all red, this scene clearly appeared in front of her eyes.

Xiaoqian: "..."

I'm afraid this cat has become a sperm!right!right!right! ! !

Zhongyuan became refined Zhongye didn't care about Xiaoqian's shocked expression at all. He washed his hands consciously, and then looked at the unopened shower gel.

"Meow-"

body wash--

However, in Xiaoqian's eyes...

What are you doing here?Don't put the shower gel on me yet!

Blinking hard, Xiaoqian quickly accepted the reality.

Although it is said that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become a cat spirit, but I have seen a lot of cat spirits on the Internet, so I just wash my hands.

Xiaoqian silently poured shower gel for the orange cat by the basin.

Can it be more magical than Chubifu Pikachu?

Satisfied with washing his hands, Zhongyuan Zhong also wiped his paws on the absorbent towel, but at this time Xiaoqian had already reacted.

With the front paws washed, it's time for the back paws. _(:3∠)_

Stretching out her hand to hold down the cat's body, Xiaoqian picked up the cat, put its hind paws into the water basin, and comforted her.

"Chuya stay still, now I'll wash your little jiojio for you."

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

etc!Do the laundry?Who asked you to help?let me go!I wash it myself! ! !

Suddenly, Zhong Yuanzhong also began to struggle.

"Stop, stop, don't move! It won't heal if the wound touches water!"

Seeing the cat struggling in his hand, Xiaoqian quickly hugged it in his arms, for fear that the cat would fall into the basin in agitation.

"Don't be impulsive Chuya, you can see that handwashing is very smooth, why are you so impulsive now?"

Chuya Nakahara: Am I impulsive!I don't want you to do it! ! !

"Okay, okay, it's fine if you wash your front paws by yourself, chuya, your back paws can't be cleaned by yourself."

Xiaoqian comforted the cat in her arms.

"I promise not to touch your wound, absolutely fast and safe."

Is this tm a matter of wounds and happiness!

This tm is washing jio!It's washing jio! !

What are you doing, girl!He is a man!male! ! !

However, the current situation is not up to Zhongyuan Zhongye to decide. Xiaoqian, who was still comforting Zhongyuan Zhongye, suddenly stretched out his hand, picked up a handful of water, and then grabbed Zhongyuan Zhongye's left jio.

Central Plains Chuya:! ! ! ! ! !

Feeling the wetness of jio's sides and even calves, Nakahara also burst out instantly.

"Meow!!!"

A meow pierced through the eardrums, and he broke free from Xiaoqian's embrace in an instant, and ran directly to the corner of the bathroom.

"Meow!!!"

Don't come here! ! !

He warned Xiaoqian viciously, with a very vigilant expression.

You girl don't know what to be reserved! ! !

"Chuya, you wouldn't do it, would you?"

Xiaoqian stared blankly at the orange cat curled up in the corner.

"Just wash the jio, it will be fine soon."

"Meow!!!"

Help me!Labor and management come by themselves!you go! ! !

Seeing the orange cat's unyielding posture, Xiaoqian finally sighed.

"Okay, okay, I won't do it, Chuya, do it yourself."

Seeing the fur on the cat's back gradually relax, Xiaoqian added.

"But don't blame me if you don't wash it clean."

Zhong Yuanzhong also walked over hesitantly.

Who can't wash it clean?Who are you belittling?

Stretching his legs directly into the basin, Zhong Yuanzhong also found that there were indeed obstacles in his current appearance.

The physiological structure of cats is completely different from that of humans on the hind legs. To put it bluntly, their knees are bent backwards. It took him a while to get used to walking freely.

This also led to him always being uncomfortable when he wanted to knead, and some places were even extremely difficult.

Most importantly, there are some places he can't see! ! !

Chuya Nakahara, who refused to lift his legs above his head like a real cat and face his crotch: "..."

(After all, you can see the balls when you lower your head like this _(:3∠)_)

I didn't expect that one day, he would even be able to wash Jio...

"So say it."

Seeing that the cat was in distress, Xiaoqian smiled kindly.

"Let me help you, Chuya~"

Central Plains Chuya:! ! !

Fuck you don't come here! ! !

"Don't worry, I will be gentle~"