Fight wits with cat owners

The morning was fairly quiet, and there were no twists and turns. After the three cats who had crossed over gathered together, they reached a decision to 'disguise themselves as a normal cat and not cause trouble to myself in this world'.

So, throughout the morning, Xiaoqian suddenly felt that her cat son suddenly seemed a little... stupid.

"Come to chuya, put on a poes of a white crane spreading its wings."

Holding the camera, Xiaoqian pointed at Nakahara Chuya, eagerly preparing to record the black history of the other party's tail being shaved.

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked confused.

The white crane spread its wings?Bai He spreads its wings, what a ghost!How is it possible for a cat? The white crane spreads its wings!And how can a normal cat understand what Baihe Spreads Wings is?

A barrage of bullets quickly flashed across his heart, and Nakahara Chuya frowned, ready to ignore this request and act like a "normal cat" who couldn't understand human language, but Dazai Osamu who was on the side opened his mouth with a smile.

"Meow~"

"Chuya, think about Xiaobai and lucky, they can understand, so..."

The rest of the words were not uttered, but there was a deep meaning in the iris-colored eyes.

The meaning is self-evident.

Cats are very smart, what's more, people's "owners" have said so, do you think they just said it casually?Of course you here can do this yourself!

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

His body stiffened suddenly, Zhong Yuanzhong also shook his heart, his eyes shifted from Dazai Osamu to Xiao Bai's body, and decided to ask the native cat.

"Meow?"

"The me here...will?"

Won't!Won't!Must not!

Chuya Zhongya's inner expectations did not reach Xiaobai at all, he just blinked, and then replied Chuya Zhongya with a pure face.

"Meow~"

"If the white crane spreads its wings, Chuya will definitely do it. After all, Chuya is very powerful."

Well, although I haven’t seen it myself, it will definitely be _(:3∠)_

Nakahara Chuya: Pupil Earthquake.jpg

I, I... I don't want to be so 'powerful', can I?

Being stymied by Xiaobai's natural attitude, Zhongyuan Zhong also turned his head tremblingly, and Xiaoqian's urging voice came from his ear again.

"Chuya hurry up, remember to show your tail."

"Meow."

"Go to Zhongye."

He praised Xiaobai's assist in his heart, Osamu Dazai held back his smile, and used his actor-level acting skills to encourage Nakahara Chuya with a serious face, and grabbed the opponent's lifeline with earnestness.

"Meow."

"Isn't it just the white crane spreading its wings? Think about yourself in this world."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

What is "white crane spreading its wings"?If you are capable, show me Bai He Spreading Wings!

Glancing at Osamu Dazai fiercely, Nakahara Nakaya turned his head and took a deep breath, still slowly straightened up, raised his hand, endured the shame and made a movement of a white crane spreading its wings.

It's such an embarrassing feeling...

Especially with Dazai next to him, I feel even more ashamed!

There was Xiaoqian taking pictures frantically with a camera by his side, and Nakahara, who kept his posture, could only blush to comfort himself.

Anyway, this is not my body!It's just a cat, it's normal to do anything!Isn't it the white crane spreading its wings?I have nothing to do with it!

Waiting patiently for Xiaoqian to finish taking the photo, just when Zhongyuan Zhong thought everything was over, Xiaoqian's excited voice came from his ear again.

"Play dead! Come on Chuya, let's play dead instead!"

As he spoke, Xiaoqian raised his hand and made a gesture of shooting, and added the dubbing cheerfully.

"biu—"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

After changing several movements in a row, Xiaoqian finally had enough shots. With Zhongyuan Zhongye's face full of lovelessness, she blinked her eyes and dragged out her voice.

"I always feel that Chuya is so stupid today... Be good."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

What you want to say is stupid!Absolutely stupid! ! !

Just after complaining in her heart, Xiaoqian touched her chin again, with doubts in her voice.

"And I always feel that Chuya seems a little weird today."

It’s fine when I’m eating in the morning, but I still feel a little bit fried when I’m touched by myself, and even the photo just now is so cooperative!

You have to know that he usually doesn't know what he says about the white crane spreading its wings and the golden rooster being independent, and even gives himself a helpless look, and even sighs like a cat.

Don't talk about one or two movements now, this time there are five or six. Even if the thing in the morning is classified as being angry because of shaving, but if you cooperate with yourself to take pictures, the conclusion of anger can be overturned directly.

As soon as Xiaoqian finished speaking, Nakahara Chuya's heart instantly became vigilant. He repeatedly thought about what he had done in his mind, and felt that he had no flaws at all.

Except for the things in the morning, but I have already eaten, and I asked the white cat when I took pictures, it shouldn't be...

Where did he expose his flaws?

Without waiting for Central Plains to think about it, Xiaoqian guessed an answer by himself.

"Could it be because the shaving shock is too severe, so I temporarily lowered my intelligence?"

So should I take this opportunity to talk about a few more actions and then take a few more pictures?

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Osamu Dazai: "Poof——"

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "...cough."

Ignoring Dazai Osamu's maniacal laughter, Nakahara Chuya turned around with a blank expression, and ran into the cat's nest in despair.

It is closed, with only one side of the entrance and exit, which can block most of the sight. Anyway, the cats here are "smart" and can understand, so it should be normal for me to be "autistic"...

"Chuya? Chuya? Are you unhappy?"

Xiaoqian stretched out his hand at the door of the cat's nest and pushed Nakahara Chuya's back to comfort him. Suddenly, the sound of the doorbell came from the door.

Xiaoqian immediately went to the door, and after a while, several express boxes were moved in by Xiaoqian one by one, and one of the rather large boxes was pushed into the house after being moved by Xiaoqian across the threshold.

"It's quite heavy, I'm afraid it's not lucky."

mine?

Accelerator, who heard the key words, immediately regained his energy. He got up and jumped off the cat climbing frame, and went directly to the box.

"Come to see your drink?"

Taking advantage of the opportunity, he reached out and touched Accelerator. Xiaoqian took out the scissors and opened the big box. Inside were five small boxes. He took out one and opened it directly. The familiar drink came into view.

There are 16 bottles in a box, 5 bottles in 80 boxes, enough for lucky to drink for a long time.

Seeing the drink appear, Accelerator, who hadn't touched a drink for almost half a month, stretched out his claws and grabbed a bottle, which was self-evident.

Serve me to drink milk!

"Okay, okay, right away, lucky is really hungry."

Going to the kitchen to get five bowls, Xiaoqian poured some one by one and patted them in a row.

"Come and taste it all? Last time, the bottle went into Lucky's stomach. Everyone hasn't drunk it yet. This time there are so many, how about..."

"Meow!"

"no!"

Xiaoqian's words were interrupted in one gulp, and Accelerator stood in front of the bowl with a serious expression on his face.

"Meow."

"These are all mine."

It was already very annoying not to be able to drink coffee, but now there is a substitute, so if you dare to grab it, try it!

His sharp eyes swept over the cats, and Accelerator showed with actions that these tits belonged to Lao Tzu.

Central Plains Chuya "..."

Is it really a cat?love this kind of stuff...

After confirming the identity of the cat at home, the last trace of doubt in Nakahara Chuya's heart disappeared.

After all, wouldn't cats like that kind of thing so much?Isn't a cat so childish? (shock——)

"Lucky, don't be like this, let me be with my brothers and sisters."

After poking Fang Accelerator's forehead, Xiaoqian laughed.

"I didn't expect lucky to be so protective of food."

Why should I share with others?It's fine for Xiaoqian to drink, but how could those cats be possible?

Maintaining the momentum of one man guarding the gate, Accelerator bowed his head to drink milk, and did not pay any attention to the four cats on the other side.

It is impossible in the Central Plains of that other world, and neither is Sawada Tsunayoshi. As for the flea of ​​Dazai Osamu... huh.

Want to drink?Fight first!

In the end, only one party, Accelerator, drank all the milk, and returned to the cat climbing frame contentedly, deciding to take care of the five boxes of milk and not give other cats a chance to drink.

Xiaoqian shook her head and began to unpack the next box.

"Let me see what's inside..."

The scissors were easily opened, and Xiaoqian probed to see that it was full of balls of wool of various colors.

"Simba, your favorite toy has arrived."

Kokichi Sawada:? ? ?

Before Sawada Tsunayoshi thought about how to pretend to like it very much, Xiaoqian smiled devilishly, took out a pink wool ball from the box, and rolled towards Sawada Tsunayoshi.

The pink ball of wool rolled slowly on the smooth floor, and it came to Sawada Tsunayoshi's feet in just a few circles. Suddenly, Sawada Tsunayoshi felt a very strange feeling in his body.

There seemed to be an itch in the paws, and the body couldn't help but start to get excited, clamoring to move, to chase this pink ball of wool.

Sawada Tsunayoshi: I don't think so...

I am already in my 20s, and I am no longer the self who could not stand the temptation!What's more, there are people from other forces watching, how could I not be able to control my body!

Taking a deep breath, Tsunayoshi Sawada forcibly pressed his body, which was about to move, without moving like a mountain.

Even if I, Tsunayoshi Sawada, suffocate to death, it is impossible for me to do something unbecoming of a leader in front of outsiders!

Soon, the ball of yarn rolled past the side of Tsunayoshi Sawada with a rumble, and Tsunayoshi Sawada's whole cat had a 'calm and composed' Buddhist look.Xiaoqian got up and picked up the ball of yarn, and looked at Sawada Tsunayoshi suspiciously.

"Simba, this is..."

He threw the ball of wool again, but the cat who had been chasing the ball to play with the pain in the past still maintained an attitude of ignoring it, as if he had no interest in the ball of wool for a moment.

"Could it be that you don't like this color?"

Another yellow ball of yarn was changed, and Xiaoqian shook it in front of Sawada Tsunayoshi's eyes.

"What about this one? The yellow one?"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Can I say I'm not interested in any of them?

Just when he was about to stretch out his claws to push back, a scorching sight came from not far away, and Tsunayoshi Sawada turned his head to look, only to see that white cat who had always been friendly was staring at him without blinking. look at yourself.

"Ow?"

"Excuse me……?"

"Meow~"

"The real Simba knows how to play."

Xiao Bai patted the floor seriously, with a serious voice.

"Meow."

"So until the real Simba comes back, you have to play."

As he said that, Xiaobai's eyes were full of condemnation.

"Meow."

"You promised not to cause trouble for Xiaoqian. In case your abnormality is considered sick by Xiaoqian, you will have to go to the hospital at that time, and the examination will cost money."

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

I……

The mature 270 rubbed his forehead painfully, feeling a bit difficult.

When I agreed before, I really didn't expect that there would be such a need to play ball!