Fight wits with cat owners

This world is really cold, and there is no trust between people at all. Even the little dwarf who was easy to deceive has now learned to play tricks.

Several cats of Lao Tzu gathered to read the book about him, Osamu Dazai heheed expressionlessly, and opened his mouth to let out a loud meow that resounded through the roof.

"Meow!!!"

“Yokohama Dirty Words!!!”

Several cats looked towards the source of the sound subconsciously, and saw Osamu Dazai standing in the middle of the stairs at the moment, his kite-colored cat eyes were full of accusations, filled with a sentence.

You are such a person!

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

One way:"……"

Kokichi Sawada"……"

noob:"……"

we are not!we do not have!We're serious!

Glaring deeply at each of them, Osamu Dazai still decided to 'take care of the overall situation'.

"Ow!"

"30s for you guys!"

Leaving a word, seeing that Xiaoqian was close at hand, he lowered his head and picked up the double black and yellow manga, and rushed up to the second floor before Xiaoqian saw the scene downstairs.

"Ow?"

"Then... don't read it?"

Fearing retaliation, Tsunayoshi Sawada shook his body and spoke carefully.

"Ow?"

"Shall we deal with the books first?"

"Meow."

"Treat it first."

So many books are obviously not something a cat can move, not to mention Osamu Dazai is only willing to drag Xiaoqian for 30 seconds, so how to move these books quickly is the key.

Taking a deep breath, a red light appeared on Nakahara Chuya's body. Several books that were picked out on the ground, including those written by Sawada Tsunayoshi and Yifang Accelerator, were also covered by red light. Go outside to the balcony.

Gravity pulled the shredded paper, and the original complete book became shredded paper in a few seconds, but Zhong Yuanzhong was still not satisfied.

Shredded paper also has content!

It took two seconds to run to the kitchen with a pile of shredded paper, turn on the faucet, and receive water in 15 seconds. A pile of shredded paper mixed with water was rubbed by gravity, and it turned into a mess in a short while.

All the way to the red light, he ran back to the balcony, and Zhong Yuanzhong also tried his best to throw it, and the wet paper ball flew into the sky with a whoosh, turning into a shooting star with red light.

Satisfied with the result, Nakahara Zhongya went back to the living room, and even rearranged the books he was disturbed by.

It's just that it suddenly lost nearly one-third of its weight, which made the original pile of books drop by a very obvious height.

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt a little guilty for a moment, but thinking about the contents of those books, he immediately shook his head and fixed his gaze.

In the future, I will lose ten times the money, but this book must not be kept!

The cats downstairs acted quickly, and the process of humanely destroying the books took only 25 seconds. When Osamu Dazai went downstairs again, the cats had already sat back in the anthology, as if nothing had happened.

Visible to the naked eye, the stack of books is much shorter.

Nodding in satisfaction, Dazai Osamu ran to the bathroom with the double black book in his mouth, walked to the bathroom, and under the horrified eyes of the other party, jumped onto the toilet, and then let go.

The pages of the book swayed one after another, falling down according to gravity, Xiaoqian didn't even have time to stop, she could only watch her book plop into the toilet.

"Qing, mackerel what the hell are you doing!!!"

A few steps ran to the toilet, seeing that the book had started to soak in water, and the position of the flood made it impossible to rescue, Xiaoqian looked at everything in front of him blankly, feeling a dull pain in his heart.

"My notebook..."

Osamu Dazai, who was in a bad mood, quietly retreated towards the door.

"Mackerel!"

With a protracted voice after each word, Xiaoqian slowly turned her head, her eyes were always gentle with a palpitating sharpness, her complexion was gloomy, and her voice was unnaturally low.

"Are you doing this on purpose?"

He closed the bathroom door directly, knowing that Osamu Dazai would open the door, Xiaoqian even locked it.She approached Osamu Dazai step by step, with a 'distorted' smile on her lips.

"I don't see that you are interested in my book on weekdays, but this time you actually did such a thing."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Can the content of your daily book be the same as this kind of content?

Thinking silently in his heart, but there was no way to refute it, Osamu Dazai carefully retreated to the corner, the whole cat tried to open its eyes wide, pretending to be pitiful and innocent, trying to arouse Xiaoqian's heart softening.

However, Xiaoqian is already immune to this, and doesn't accept his tricks at all.

"It's no use pretending to be pitiful."

Grabbing the back of Dazai Osamu's neck with one hand, Xiaoqian raised his chin with the other hand, with a stern voice.

"How many times is this the first time? Do you think I will be tricked by your cuteness and be soft-hearted to you?"

yes you will!

Osamu Dazai tried his best to open his eyes wide, and the whole cat looked weak, pitiful and helpless.

"It's useless, your cuteness can't arouse my sympathy now."

Xiaoqian ruthlessly mentioned the other party and asked him to look at the book that was brutally murdered in the toilet.

"What's wrong with my poor book? It just hurts my heart to think about it, so there's no need to say mackerel."

Xiaoqian slipped Osamu Dazai to her eyes, showing a devilish smile.

"Then I can only accept the punishment obediently. Originally, I was going to order a king crab directly on such a happy day of reunion, but in the end, your behavior like mackerel..."

Xiao Qian was expressionless.

"Go and eat ordinary small crabs."

Osamu Dazai:! ! !

Small, small crab? ? ?

Staring at Xiaoqian closely, Osamu Dazai could only see seriousness in her eyes.

seriously?King crab... gone? ! !

No!Can't!Knowing the news about king crabs, how could I be satisfied with little crabs?Although I like crabs myself, do I have to choose between king crabs and ordinary crabs?

In an instant, Osamu Dazai raised his claws to hug Xiaoqian's hand, and spoke in a mournful voice that he had never used in his life.

"Meow..."

"I was wrong!"

He blinked hard.

"Meow!"

"Really, I don't dare anymore, I can't live without king crab!"

"Now you know what's wrong?"

Xiaoqian raised the corners of her lips, and put down Osamu Dazai coldly.

"late."

"Meow!"

"No no no! Anything goes, I can't lose my king crab!"

Osamu Dazai, who was put on the ground, turned his head and hugged Xiaoqian's leg tightly, howling without morals.

"Meow!"

"Eat king crab!"

Xiaoqian ignored Dazai Osamu who was wearing gloves and threw the book in the toilet into the trash can.

"Meow!"

"Eat king crab!"

Xiaoqian washed her hands, opened the door and went out of the bathroom.

"Meow!"

"Eat king crab!"

Still hugging Xiaoqian's leg, Osamu Dazai, whose lower body was dragged to the ground while walking, did not give up.

"Meow!"

"Eat king crab!"

Is it still human to eat crabs once in several months?If you don't have crabs, you will die!Really want to die!

"Meow!"

"Eat king crab!"

Sitting back on the sofa, Xiaoqian looked at the cat hugging her leg, sighed and ignored it.

Still angry, don't want to talk...

However, Osamu Dazai had already given up his thighs, he jumped onto the sofa and came into Xiaoqian's arms, with a soft and coquettish voice.

But just say a word like a mantra.

"Meow~meow~meow~"

"King crab, king crab, king crab!"

Xiaoqian: "..."

"I told you..."

Sighing, Xiaoqian raised her hand to pinch the cat's cheek, rubbing vigorously, and the words in Dazai Osamu's mouth were rubbed intermittently.

"Meow... yao woo..."

"God doesn't bother..."

"I can do anything for the king crab."

After searching the little faces for a full 5 minutes, Xiaoqian slowly let go.

"It's not impossible to eat king crab..."

Osamu Dazai:! ! !

In an instant, the whole cat became energetic, and Osamu Dazai looked at Xiaoqian with sparkling eyes, with anticipation written all over his face.

"But this matter must be punished. If you want to eat king crab with mackerel, then you must accept physical punishment."

As she spoke, Xiaoqian lowered her head and lowered her voice, with a sinister look on her face,

"Are you sure you want to choose this way? You must know that corporal punishment is very serious. Think about your tail? Mackerel, are you sure you want to accept corporal punishment?"

corporal punishment?How can it compare with king crab?

Without hesitation, Osamu Dazai nodded wildly.

Isn't it just shaving?I... can withstand it too!That's right!

"Is that so-"

Prolonging the voice meaningfully, Xiaoqian nodded, having some thoughts in his heart.

Now that mackerel himself chooses "corporal punishment", the other party can't say anything about how he shaved himself.

"That's how it is. I'll place an order for king crabs now, and you will accept my 'corporal punishment' honestly for mackerel."

"Meow!"

"no problem!"

While turning on the phone, Xiaoqian added conditions.

"Well, don't struggle."

"Meow!"

"Absolutely cooperate!"

Watching Xiaoqian place an order for king crabs, Osamu Dazai finally breathed a sigh of relief. Then, he turned his head again and looked at the cats in the room that were "useless at the expense of themselves".

"Meow!"

"King crabs are all mine!"

Looking at them one by one, especially Chuya Nakahara, his voice was threatening.

"Meow!"

"If it weren't for my sacrifice, what would happen now, so..."

The meaning of the remaining words is self-evident.

Give me all your share, and make up for my sacrifice!

All Meows: "..."

You really don't care about anything for the king crab...

The scissors and electric tweezers were taken out, and Xiaoqian looked at Dazai Osamu's body seriously, thinking about where to shave better.

The tail shaved last time was obviously not threatening, this time it must be more critical, otherwise the mackerel cat really has no memory at all.

and so……

"Come mackerel."

Holding scissors in hand, Xiaoqian's voice was unusually soft.

"Mom will cut it for you now."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Why do I have a bad feeling?

The body shivered subconsciously, the experience of the tail being cut last time was still vivid in his memory, that time, Xiaoqian also did such devilish things with such a gentle voice that seemed to be dripping water.

But this time I can't hide!

Thinking about the king crab, thinking about the months of fading out of the bird's beak, Osamu Dazai's expression became firm.He stepped up his legs, like a soldier about to go to the battlefield, and the whole cat was written with heroism.

come on!

Osamu Dazai came to Xiaoqian and lay down on his own initiative.

Just play!If I dare to hide from that short guy in Nakaya today, he will be ten centimeters shorter!

"It's very good."

He looked at Xiaoqian and nodded in satisfaction, and the hand holding the scissors struck at the top of his head without hesitation.

Own... the top of your head! ! !

Osamu Dazai understood Xiaoqian's intention in an instant, and the whole cat jumped up and hit the ground at once.

Seeing Xiaoqian's puzzled eyes, Dazai Zhi couldn't help but look ashamed.

Or... the middle is also ten centimeters shorter?