[Sword III] Collection System

At this age when I can tell whether I am male or female without taking off my pants, Fang Xi feels that besides his own reasons for being mistaken for a girl again and again, Huatai’s school uniform, which does not distinguish between male and female, also bears a big blame. Who is called Ji San's art planner is a lolicon, compared to the cute loli, Zhengtai can't be more perfunctory, it's like a gift card.

Walking all the way down, he has been touched by countless aunts and aunts, and even the stupid hair on the top of his head has not been spared, and he was grabbed by some curious little paw.

The saying that the woman at the bottom of the mountain is a tiger is true, and the senior sisters in the valley just hug him every now and then, and the aunts outside the valley just gnaw on him!While kissing and pinching his ass, he muttered that the ass is very blessed.

If he could do it all over again, he would never laugh at Fang Qingya, it seems that he is still too young now.

"Miss sister, why don't you talk? If you talk, Granny Wang and Mrs. Xu won't pinch your face." Xiaoyue handed over a wet cloth and blew on the red and swollen part of his face.

"That's right, Granny Wang and the others never kiss Maomao," said another kid, pointing at the sky cannon beside him.

"Who said, Granny Wang really likes me! Nuo gave me Daoxiangbing cake yesterday, didn't you Xiaobai!" Soaring Pao retorted, sucking in his snot.

"Hey, Maomao, you are so disgusting, stay away from me." Xiaobai pushed away the slug beside him.

【I am male】

Fang Qi raises a sign.

The four little kids looked at his cards for a long time, their eyes focused, but...

"Miss sister, Xiaoyue can't understand what you wrote"

The four little kids looked dumbfounded.

Fang Xi covered his face. He actually forgot that this is not the Valley of Ten Thousand Flowers where there are no white people. Let alone the four children in front of him, most of the other people in the village are illiterate, and there are very few literate people.

Now, how should he communicate with this group of people...

"Miss, can't talk?" Xiaoyue asked suddenly, tilting her head.

Fang Xi breathed a sigh of relief, someone finally guessed what he meant.

The other three nodded thoughtfully, and then...

"You are so pitiful..." The four of them all had pitiful faces.

He knew it was cheating, but he didn't need to put on such an expression!

"By the way, let's play hide-and-seek! It should be more fun with one more person!" Xiao Bai suddenly suggested.

"Okay, okay, we have one, two, four, five, six people!" Maomao said excitedly, wringing her fingers.

"Maomao's count is wrong, it's one, two, three, four, five, six, and there's one less person!" Xiaoyue pointed out a finger.

"Oh, brother Mo Yu is still sleeping on the tree, I'll call him!" Maomao suddenly realized that he was in a hurry and ran away to call for someone.

After a while, an older child was dragged over by Mao Mao.

"Brother Mo Yu, wake up, it's time to hide and seek!"

"Don't make noise, let me sleep again..."

Well, the Big Three of Daoxiang Village are here...

Fang Qi looked at Chen Yue beside him and the duo of Mo Yu Mao Mao not far away, and felt deeply, one of these three was neutral for ten thousand years, one was the master of Shaogu taught by Lao Wang himself, and the other was The young leader appointed by Lao Xie is the two who have established that red and blue are CP since ancient times, and insisted on making offense and defense into a flirting meeting.

The lingering and nostalgic sound of Mo Yu's brother Silly Mao Mao seemed to echo in the valley of Nanping Mountain, lingering around the bridge for three days for a long time...

Fang Qi trembled, an unexplained tingling sensation swept over his body, and goosebumps fell all over the floor.

"Hey, what kind of eyes do you have?" Mo Yu glanced at him and said angrily.

"Okay, we have a new young lady, let's play hide-and-seek together." Xiaoyue raised her hand: "We're going to find someone today, Xiaohe is a ghost, the rest of us are here to hide, get ready...start! "

"Hey, this guy is not a man..."

"Brother Mo Yu, run, Xiao He is about to count!"

Following Xiaoyue's order, the children exploded like birds and beasts, those who climbed the tree climbed the tree, those who entered the water entered the water, and those who burrowed into the ground. A second later, only Fang Qi and Xiaohe were left on the spot. .

He's not even ready to come as soon as he comes!

So inexplicably, on the first day when he came to Daoxiang Village, someone was dragged by the three giants of Daoxiang Village to play hide-and-seek all afternoon. It has never been found.

"Qi'er is playing tricks, who would want to hide in the numbered tree holes?" Xiao He complained, causing her to search all afternoon but couldn't find it.

"Daddy said that the most dangerous place is the safest place, Xiaohe was careless," said Xiaoyue who was found third.

"It's all because Mao Mao always hides near us and farts all the time, that's why Brother Mo Yu and I were found so quickly." Xiao Bai spread his hands helplessly.

"Nonsense, it was exposed by Xiaobai's sneezing, Brother Mo Yu and I hid well! Right!" The dirty playful Mao Mao grabbed Mo Yu's clothes and asked.

"Stay away from me..." Mo Yu pressed his forehead in distaste, he didn't want snot to stick to his freshly washed clothes.

"Hey, the children are tired from playing. Granny has some steamed buns just out of the cage to eat!" Seeing this scene, Granny Wang greeted with a smile.

"Hey, there are buns to eat!"

Little kids flocked here, scrambling to grab the big buns in the steamer.

"No hurry, no hurry." Granny Wang looked at Fang Qi at the back and handed over a steamed stuffed bun, and said with a smile, "Come on, little Qi'er, I'll give you one too."

Fang Xi wanted to thank him, but couldn't make a sound, so he nodded.

"It's such a pity to have a good child." Perhaps because she heard something from Ziqing, Grandma Wang looked at him with a little distress.

The soft-hearted old man can't see these things the most. She watched the children in the village grow up on weekdays. Although the conditions are not good, they don't suffer any grievances. It's not like this child...

If Fang Qi had a tail, he must be wagging now. Although he doesn't care much about his own affairs, every time he gets extra love from his elders, he will feel an inexplicable sense of satisfaction. After all, he lacked love since he was a child. .

"This child is so good, come here, mother-in-law still has to eat slowly here." Granny Wang said kindly as she patted his head.

"Ah, Granny Wang really likes Qi'er," Xiaoyue ran over and said.

"Where the hell is it, Grandma likes Xiaoyue too?" Grandma Wang rubbed Xiaoyue's head again.

"What about Mao Mao Mo Yu and Xiao Bai Xiao He?" Xiaoyue asked innocently, pointing at the four wrestling in front of them.

Xiao He: "Bring it to me, the bun is mine!"

Xiaobai: "Hey, you've already eaten one, why do you still want to eat mine?"

Maomao: "Brother Mo Yu is a bully, he snatches Maomao's doll and also Maomao's big steamed stuffed bun!"

Mo Yu: "Who says it's yours, if you grab it, it's mine"

"...cough, Xiaoyue, take Xiaoqi'er to Miss Ziqing's place." Granny Wang coughed twice and said in embarrassment.

"Hey, okay." Xiaoyue nodded, and looked at Fang Qi again: "Xiao Qi'er, come with me, sister Ziqing's new residence, you haven't been there yet, have you?"

Indeed, Senior Sister Ziqing was busy tidying up the house as soon as she arrived here, and just now he wondered why he didn't see her.

The moment Xiaoyue left, a group of people hurried past. They held farming sickles and axes, and looked serious. They didn't seem to be farming, but rather...

"Hey...here it is again, these bandits are still going on..."

"That's right, I have to come here every few days, and I don't know what to grab in this poor place..."

The whispers of the villagers spread to his ears one after another, Fang Xi was stunned, and he didn't recover until Xiaoyue took his hand.

"It's okay, Daddy said that Uncle Dahai will protect us." Xiaoyue winked at him to show comfort.

"..." Fang Qi.

The change in Daoxiang Village is the initial point of the whole plot of Jisan. Without this change, there would be no future villain Mo Yu, majestic Mu Xuanying, Wanhua Chenyue, and even many future plot branch points.

It would be too superficial to think of the plot of Daoxiang Village as ordinary bandits slaughtering the village, because what these bandits want to steal is not gold, silver or treasure, but a secret book left by the martial arts leader back then.

In other words, this accident is bound to happen. Thinking of this, Fang Xi is a little powerless. He only has one person, and the power of one person is too small. Let alone changing the plot, even if he is asked to do nothing, just walk around. It's exhausting to collect all the illustrations in order to catch up with the plot.

Why do you need five people to fight a big battle? You let him try normal/storm/wind and snow Daoxiang village alone? !

It would be great if those scammers in Jisanli could also come in and help him...

【ding dong——】

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what? !

The author has something to say:

Feel Dingguo Huatai...it's obviously a flower dill

Fang Qi's children are also working hard to catch up with each other, so there will be all kinds of wonderful pig teammates...