[Sword III] Collection System

Fang Xi assured that he was really just thinking about it, but he didn't expect a group of little beggars to pop up in front of him... Well, yes, it's not just one or a group, it's just their heads who spoke just now.

"Daguo, does this kid not understand our words? Why is he motionless?" One of the little beggars scratched his chicken coop and asked.

"Take care, take care of him, this market has always been the territory of the boss, let alone a foreigner, just, just, even if the king of heaven, I, come in, come in, come in, come in, come in, come in, come in, come in, come in. , protection, protection, protection—protection fee!"

Another little beggar was about 8 or 9 years old when he was a little older, but he nodded and bowed to a little guy who was about 6 or 7 years old and called him the boss, which was very funny to watch.

"Shut up, all of you!" The little beggar who took the lead raised his hand, and a large group of followers fell silent in an instant. From this, it can be seen that the boss is still very prestigious.

"You want to eat this?" Fang Xi looked suspiciously at the candied haws he was holding in his hand. The hawthorn was so sour and undercooked, and the candy skin was also a thin layer, but it was natural, pollution-free and not sticky. Teeth, it is indeed very popular with children, but he has already gnawed it, will it be unhygienic to call it out like this?

"And your roast chicken." The little beggar who took the lead compared himself with his thumb: "It's all my own."

Fang Qi: "..."

"Boss, what's the matter with him, he just grabbed it and opened meat for our brothers. We haven't been to this crispy chicken for half a month!"

"Yeah, yeah, I haven't stolen a single chicken in the past few days... Oh, what are you doing to me, Er!"

"Shhh - don't you see that the boss is brewing momentum!"

A group of little beggars in the back sang together, which is quite similar to this, but it is too much to deliberately imitate the tone of the adults, and there is still a lack of acting skills.

Fang Qi chewed the sour candied haws and observed them without any influence. The youngest of these little beggars in front of him was naked, and the largest was not in single digits. How did they dominate the market? ?Do you want food?He couldn't help but burst out laughing when he thought of those beggar gangs that he used to run around with his kite in jjc.

"The cauldron, he laughed at us!" The little beggars quit immediately and rolled up their sleeves one by one to fight, but their boss still didn't respond.

"Cauldron/boss?" The little beggars looked sideways one after another like totem poles surrounding the boss in front from behind, as if they wanted to see flowers on his face.

"What's your name?" the little beggar asked.

"The cauldron is asking you something, you don't listen to me!"

"That's, the boss is asking you something!"

The little followers of the totem pole are like parrots.

"Name? What are you doing?" Is it possible to write down his name and find a chance to come to him later?Fang Qi took a step back silently holding the crispy chicken, so that he would not be accidentally injured when he called his father and mother to help.

"..." The little beggar stared at his face and was silent for a while, then suddenly waved behind him and said, "Little ones, quickly present my precious eggs!"

"Hey, boss, what are you going to do? You climbed several mountains and broke that baby egg..."

"I told you to bring it up, so much nonsense, be careful with my dog-beating stick!"

"Yes Yes Yes……"

After a while, a pony boy with a bare bottom carefully held up an upright bird egg wrapped in rags.

At this time, the little beggar seemed to have confidence, walked a few steps closer with his head held high, and stepped on the stone where Fang Qi was, with a very serious expression.

"?" Fang Xi was not far away, and he could just smell the mixed smell of mud and haystacks on the little beggar's body. He was surprisingly clean. As a little beggar, he also likes to be clean, but he still didn't care. Knowing what this little brat wanted to do, just when he was wondering, the little beggar said angrily:

"Hey, boy, I've taken a fancy to you, and I'm going to marry you as Mrs. Yazhai. Although I don't have any money and I don't have my own mountain village, but I will have one in a few years. Come with me and make you famous in the future." You can drink spicy food, and you can wear gold and silver, anyway, I heard from the matchmaker in the village that marrying a daughter-in-law requires a dowry gift, so now I will give you the most precious possessions in my body, will you agree?"

These words were so soul-stirring, Fang Xi didn't realize what happened, and the group of little followers exploded one after another.

"Big pot, I don't agree, why let this kid be the wife of the village? The Cuihua at the head of the village has long been secretly committed to you, Nuonuo Nuo and the second girl at the end of the village. Last night, our brothers can I saw her and you entered the reed field with the cauldron!"

"What, there is such a thing, why don't I make it up?! Erniu is my daughter-in-law for life!"

"Come on, you are such a scumbag, and you still want to grab a woman from the big pot, but the second girl has never agreed, you have been thinking about eating swan meat all day long."

"Who the hell are you calling lazy? Eat me and hit the dog's head with a stick!"

"Hit whoever you want to be afraid of!"

Seeing that the younger brothers have become one with each other, Ah Er, who is a military adviser, decided to take on the responsibility of the second head of the family and discourage the boss's behavior that does not conform to the concept of normal people, so he carefully pulled the trouser legs of the person in front of him and reminded:

"Boss, but this kid seems to be carrying a handle too. I heard from my mother that a handle is not able to give birth to a fat boy...Boss, you should think twice..."

The little beggar slapped off the dirty paws on the trouser legs: "Nonsense, I can't tell if it's male or female, but I just want to marry him!"

As he spoke, he couldn't help but pick up the bird's egg and stuff it into the arms of the 'future wife'.

"...?!"

Fang Xi's clothes were pulled open abruptly, and then a round object was stuffed in.

"Okay, I have accepted my dowry, and I belong to Laozi. Remember, Laozi's name is Yue Junshan, the one who climbs mountains and mountains, the king of Junshan, the mountain of Junshan." The little beggar patted his lapel like this Said forcefully.

Fang Xi was sluggish, completely unable to adapt to the situation in front of him.

"Hey! What is that stinky beggar doing to my little Xi'er!" Mother's voice came from far and near like a savior.

"?!" Seeing that the situation was not right, the little beggar hurriedly took a bite of the face of the 'future daughter-in-law', ate some tofu and ran away as if flying, shouting while running:

"I'll marry you when I grow up, don't allow Hong Xing to cheat, Xiao Qi'er!!"

"Get out, you stinking beggar!!" Seeing this scene, Fang Zixia stomped her feet angrily. After entering the restaurant, she saw a bunch of little beggars bullying her children. However, there was nothing she could do about it. It's too chivalrous.

"Zixia, calm down, calm down, don't be too angry, children are not sensible..." Tao Hanting hurried over to appease his angry lady, but it didn't seem to be of any use.

"Qi'er, are you okay, did those little beggars bully you?" Mother looked around while hugging his distressed hands.

"No four, cool...Mother" I can tell that Fang Xi has been working hard to correct his slurred milk voice, but unfortunately, his tongue is still flat and his voice is childish.

"It's good that Xi'er is fine." Tao Hanting patted his head lovingly, then turned to comfort the still aggrieved lady, "Zixia, it's getting late, let's go back quickly, the boatman will be late." I'm going to take a break."

Fang Zixia naturally nodded in agreement, the matter has been done, and they should also embark on the trip to Luoyang soon.

****

At sunset, a small boat drifts away on the sparkling Dongting Lake.

"..." A little beggar sat on a peach tree and looked at the direction of the boat and sighed continuously. Just as his legs were numb and he was about to change his posture to remember his lost first love, a big dirty hand suddenly fell into the air. He reached out and grabbed his ear!

"My good boy, you are really lazy for me to hide here again. You are done with what I told you to do, hiccup!" The branch of the peach tree sank suddenly, and a dirty old beggar reeked of alcohol. up.

"Oh, it hurts, the old thing let go of me!!" The little beggar exaggeratedly shouted immediately.

"Tsk, don't be hypocritical in front of me, I didn't see you screaming when I broke my leg while digging out a bird's egg yesterday." The old beggar said, throwing up his neck and taking a sip of the wine, enjoying it all over his face: "Phew—it's really good wine. This monkey wine is as beautiful as it is difficult, if only I could drink it every day.”

"You poor old man who didn't pursue you, that's why you didn't get a wife for a long time," the little beggar covered his ears and said in distaste.

"Bah! What are you talking about, little bastard? Why can't I get a wife? I was a dignified person back then..." The old beggar hesitated to speak, looking at his prosthetic limb, he finally couldn't continue.

"Tangtang what?" The little beggar asked in confusion.

"Bah, bah, bah, the hero doesn't talk about being brave back then, you kid, don't change the subject for me, first tell me what you are doing now." The old beggar mentioned his apprentice like a chicken.

"It's nothing, just steal the radishes from Cuihua's house, beat the pheasants on the mountain and so on..." The little beggar pouted, his eyes wandering.

"Hehe, what did you do? Ah Er told me all the shitty things about this day. Usually, you kid peeked at the girls in the village taking a bath, so I won't mention you. Now that you've grown up, you dare to moles a good man." !" The old beggar yanked the little beggar and gave him a heavy beating: "The little girl doesn't learn how to play movies well, so I'm going to make all these trivial things for me!"

"You're just a little girl, your whole family is a little girl, I'm a father's father!!" The little beggar fought back vigorously, and was mercilessly knocked down to the ground.

"Girl Shan, go practice for a few more years and fight the old beggar." The old beggar stepped on his apprentice's head and raised his neck and took another sip of wine, his face full of melancholy, what the hell did he do? Who is to blame for picking up a girl to raise as a daughter-in-law, but now she has developed such a virtue.

The author has something to say:

It's not the gay brother but the gay sister. The gay sister has fair skin, beautiful skin, long legs, and I have been coveting it for a long time...

This article will involve the romantic romance lily, such as the official partner Mao Mao Cuttlefish, Duoduo and Ye Qifei, etc., it all depends on my preferences [正色