[Sword III] Collection System

As the saying goes, if you don't die, you won't die. In the past few years, Fang Xi has relied on the system to wander outside without fear, but he never expected that the omnipotent system would fail one day.

[System exception, please try again later]

[System exception, please try again later]

[System exception, please try again later]

……

[Gudu, Gudu...]

There was the familiar sound of water again, Fang Xi woke up, and when he opened his eyes, he found himself in a large vat, his limbs were all chained, and the turquoise concoction did not reach his neck. The medicinal liquid will drown him.

What happened... why is he here?

Just when he was wondering, the door opened, and a figure came in carrying something.

Seeing him, Fang Xi opened his mouth, but still couldn't say anything. The system was abnormal, and his body was forced to change back to a weak and mute body.

"Xi'er, don't worry, it will be over soon." At this time, Feng Jianxun had already taken off his dusty waiter's uniform and changed into a purple one, covered with various Miao silver ornaments, and squeaked as he moved around. The jingle is very pleasant, but no matter how exquisite the ornaments are, it can't cover up the bewitching face of the owner.

Fang Xi's whole body is dispirited, like an eggplant beaten by frost, he is really not in the mood to appreciate the beauty of Little Poison Brother now.

Feng Jianxun poured the medicinal powder into the large urn one by one. Once the medicinal powder was poured in, many strange green bubbles popped up like boiling. Fang Qi felt like a hot pot ingredient in it. Slowly simmered, carefully cooked, and ready to serve.

【Where is this place? 】

He gestured feebly while holding the side of the pot.

"This is Tiangongfang." The little friend replied.

"..." Fang Xi understood a lot in an instant. Sure enough, as he guessed, the plot of Hero Tiangong Workshop is about to begin. In this way, the ghost stories heard by Senior Brother Shen are not groundless.

But what makes him even more creepy than this is that Feng Jianxun seems to know his secret. Obviously, he used the Huage account with a higher combat value to investigate before. He should have seen all the changes after he passed out. Yes, why did he still look so calm and didn't even ask.

With a creak, the door opened again, and Xing Keqing, whom I hadn't seen for a long time, also came in in a wheelchair. As soon as he came in, he looked him up and down with a scholarly gaze.

"It will be fished out in half an hour," he said.

【Catch me for what? 】Fang Xi gave him a middle finger.

"Corpse refining, otherwise why would I work so hard to pull you up so big." What Xi Keqing said was an upright and confident robber with a look of "you eat mine and drink mine to borrow your body" face.

Fang Xi patted the surface of the water dissatisfied. He was just talking nonsense. It was obviously his grandpa who worked so hard to bring him up. This guy had no more positive role than mocking and hitting his life goals.

"Children born in cloudy years and moons are the best materials for refining the Poison King. Although Xiao Xiezi is suitable for practicing that exercise, just to be safe, you should be a substitute." Qing Ke said indifferently. The tone is like saying 'today's weather is so nice'

Shit, he doesn't even know when he was born, you know it's a ghost, and he's a substitute, do you think it's a football game?

Fang Xi rolled his eyes greatly.

"Xun'er, I'll leave it to you here, don't let me down." After saying this, Xi Keqing shook the wheelchair and left. In the room, only he and his little friend were left staring at each other.

【Let me go back. 】

Fang Qi pleaded.

Feng Jianxun shook his head, looking at him with a pair of seductive purple eyes.

MLM organizations are insane!

Fang Xi raised his head to the sky and screamed, cursing Tianyi as a cheater, if he was turned into a poisonous corpse, he would be the first to destroy the Candle Dragon Hall.

"Well……"

The sudden colic in his heart caused him to stop breathing suddenly, and the subgu living in his body suddenly stirred up, causing him to cry out in pain.

Feng Jianxun stood beside him, showing no intention of helping him.

Fang Qi has never been in such pain, it is more serious than all the Gu poison attacks he has experienced before, not only the Gu worms running wild in his body, but also the wounds where the flesh was pierced by love threads are also sizzled by the green boiling liquid eroding.

It hurts, it's hot...

The fishy sweetness surged up, and mouthfuls of blood spurted out. He grabbed the edge of the cylinder and tried desperately to climb out, but his hands that were so painful and convulsed did not listen to him at all, no matter how hard he struggled, it was useless.

as if... as if...

"Be patient, it will be over soon..." Feng Jianxun held up the young man's face, and gently kissed away the teardrops from the corners of his eyes, but the hot tears were still pouring down, pattering down on his cheeks. hand.

"Ah... so... it hurts..." The young man closed his eyes, and after so many years, a sound came out from the depths of his throat. Although it was hoarse, it was indeed a sound.

Feng Jianxun's eyes sank, he lowered his head, and kissed those extremely pale lips. The moment he opened his teeth, a dark purple Gu worm quickly crawled into the depths of his throat.

As soon as the Gu worm was planted, the boy's frown from the pain also relaxed.

After finishing all this, Feng Jianxun smashed the big urn with one palm, and carried the young man out of it. Looking at his peaceful sleeping face, his expression was very gentle:

"It's over, Xi'er."

[Wang Chuan Poison: Forget this life, don't want the next life].

[Effect: The meridians are stagnant, unable to exercise power].

【Duration: 0】.

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He was dreaming, and Fang Xi had already realized it, otherwise how could he explain why he was wearing a dark black mourning suit (suspected) and sitting in a black palace with a domineering coolness?

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty from the other nine palaces has arrived, and we can start." The old man beside the seat, who looked like he was a boy, reminded with a smile.

Fang Xi came back to his senses, and said to the two rows of people below: "Then let's start with King Qin Guang in the first hall."

The man who was named coughed lightly, and reported the check-in status of the ghost soldiers for nearly a century at a rate of one word per second.

"It's too slow, the next one." Fang Xi said expressionlessly.

The king of Chu Jiang in the second hall speaks very fast, but his mouth is full of Yanjia. For example, the punch card in the underworld needs to be replaced, and the face recognition system in the first hall should be updated to 5.0, etc.

"No money, next one." Fang Qi looked at the budget and rejected him decisively.

Song Diwang and Xi Keqing in the third hall had the same face, and he was furious when he saw it, Next!

The King of the Five Senses in the fourth hall came up with a long and eloquent report on the financial statistics of the underworld. Fang Xi didn't understand, so he continued to Next.

King Bian Cheng of the Sixth Hall made a bad face and ignored him.

King Taishan in the seventh hall was playing the piano and ignored him.

The Metropolitan King of Eighth Hall was busy calling his wife to apologize for forgetting their wedding anniversary.

The two in the ninth hall and the tenth hall are the most regular, that is, why did the wheel-turning king and the previous two bump into each other, triplets, and what happened to the forked eyebrows of the equal king? Blushing and fiery hahahaha.

"If you have a book to play, you can leave the court without a book." Although it was funny, Fang Xi couldn't wait to throw these strange subordinates out.

"Hold on, Your Majesty!"

King Chu Jiang's big face came closer.

"What's the matter?"

Fang Xi had a cold face.

King Chujiang looked surprised: "Your Majesty, have you forgotten that your eldest wife, three wives and four concubines have already been killed across the Wangchuan River!"

What?

How can he get a wife for a single dog? You are slandering him.

Seeing that he didn't believe it, Chu Jiang Wang opened the gate of the Hall of Hell with a bang, and saw a large group of people pouring in, both men and women. The hairy legs galloped over coquettishly.

"Dear little apprentice, how can you abandon other people's family~"

"vomit--"

Fang Xi vomited, and at this moment the shadow area in his heart reached [-]%.

In a trance, he seemed to hear Sister Mao's voice from the sky:

"Qi Ye, if you step on the N boat, it will turn over~"

"scare--!"

A lump of ink suddenly woke up from the bed, Fang Xi looked at his claws in shock, and after a long time, he let out a long breath.

It was really a dream...

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