[Sword III] Collection System

Fang Qi thinks that the Jianghu is actually quite small, and you can run into legends if you don't pay attention. Who is Mrs. Jinlan, I'm afraid very few people know her, because she never likes to stir up big waves, but for him, it is absolutely Not like a passer-by, because...

"Sigh... I don't know if Wanglan Tingyu and the two children have arrived with Liuyun. I'm really worried." Although Mrs. Jinlan said so, she didn't mean to worry at all, as if she was just talking about today. The weather is just as nice.

"..." It's really not convincing. I'm worried that you only give ten gold to your own son?

No matter how hard he believed it, Fang Xi still had to accept the reality. With Xiao Liuxia and Mrs. Jinlan's eight-shot appearance, Mrs. Jinlan was naturally beautiful. The ability of any man to bow his head.

"Then do you know Tang Wuli?" Fang Xi also felt that this was nonsense, but he just couldn't help wanting to gossip.

"Of course, that's a rare seedling in my family. She had such skills when she was only a teenager. It's really fascinating~" Mrs. Jin Lan was very open, and she didn't shy away from talking about the pleasures of the boudoir. Meeting Fang Qi, a rationalist who is just a part of human reproduction, so the two of them continued this incredible conversation very naturally.

The Taoist priest didn't say a word during this time, his intelligence had degenerated to the childhood stage, he couldn't understand what the two were talking about at all, he only knew that he as a disciple could not interrupt when the master was talking.

While Fang Qi was chatting with Mrs. Jin Lan, the two little maids over there were too busy to stop. They had to wipe all the rare treasures on this boat, and they couldn't take a break if they were not busy for a long time.

【Kangdang】

A sword with tassels on it accidentally slipped out of the wooden box, and the little maid didn't expect that the wooden box was not closed tightly, and a careless accident caused disaster.

"...?!" Hearing the noise, Fang Xi suddenly turned his head, staring fixedly at the sword on the ground.

Fang Xi followed his gaze, and saw that the object dropped by the little maid was exactly the name of the sword of the Taoist leader, but he didn't know why the sword fell into Mrs. Jinlan's hand after they fell from the cliff .

"You two little girls still say that others are not careless. Thanks to this sword scripture, otherwise I will definitely let you two go to sweep the reincarnation of the five grains for ten days and a half months." Mrs. Jinlan was naturally displeased with the collection, but luckily she didn't lose anything, and she didn't bother to blame her two little servant girls.

The two servant girls stuck out their tongues playfully, one picked up the sword on the ground, the other took out the scabbard from the wooden box, inserted it back carefully, and wrapped it carefully in brocade.

"Wait a minute." Fang Xi hurriedly stopped them and asked, "Madam, where did you get this sword?"

"This can be regarded as a romance, thanks to this treasure-seeking tortoise from my family." Mrs. Jinlan smiled and took out a small palm-sized golden tortoise from her sleeve and put it on the low table to show off: "My family just prepared yesterday Resting on this boat, this little bastard always wanted to run outside, at first I thought it was just wanting to swim, but I didn’t expect it to find this treasure at the bottom of the river, why, Your Excellency, you have taken a fancy to this sword?"

"...No, it's just that this snow name belonged to my apprentice. When the gangster knocked me and my apprentice off the cliff that day, everything around us was washed away by the river, so..." Fang Qi I don't know if Mrs. Jinlan will believe his words. After all, whoever finds a treasure suddenly, someone will say that it is his and he wants to take it back. He will definitely be suspicious.

However, Mrs. Jin Lan raised her eyebrows and said in surprise: "So that's the case, my family was thinking yesterday how there is no filth on the sword that was fished out of the water."

Fang Xi thought, yes, you picked it up just after it fell, so it can't be clean...

"Since it belongs to this young hero, I can't take it for myself, so let's take it."

Fang Xi still wanted to persuade her to exchange the Taoist leader's saber back, but Mrs. Jin Lan had already said it straightforwardly, and he was also very puzzled while being happy:

"Madam, aren't you afraid of lying?"

Mrs. Jinlan trembled when she heard the smile, she immediately turned over and raised his chin with her hand, and said with a smile: "In the eyes of my slaves, anyone who looks good is not a bad person, especially a handsome young man like you. "

"Okay, it's overrated..." Fang Xi felt that the goosebumps on his body were starting to commit suicide collectively again. The atmosphere seemed wrong, and he always felt that Tang Seng had fallen into the Pansi Cave.

"Of course I won't stop you if you want to take away the slave family, but can you grant the slave family a wish?" Mrs. Jinlan's limp body came over like a water snake, blowing in his ear.

"What?" Fang Qi asked with numb hair.

"Hehe~ I just chatted with the slave for so long, don't you want to try it yourself? As long as I have a good time with the slave, everything on this boat, including the slave, can be taken away..." Mrs. Jin Lan put her arms around his neck, using her The delicate red lips spoke ambiguously, and she didn't know when her clothes had fallen to the crook of her arms, and she was completely snuggled into his arms with the irresistible posture of a man.

"Ma'am, pay attention to your morals." Fang Xi couldn't help but wanted to cover his face. Mrs. Jin Lan and his master really were a fucking couple, and they didn't even have the same temper as if they didn't agree with each other, so why didn't they Married, why spoil a good woman/man outside.

"Come on~ It's rare to meet a man who suits your appetite like your Excellency, I really can't help myself..."

Mrs. Jin Lan always likes to occupy the dominion in everything she does. A man who doesn't care about people is commonly known as a virgin. She likes her the most, and she happens to meet a handsome man with a personality that suits her taste. , the appearance of his apprentice next to him is not bad, but she still doesn't like the kind of hard wood that looks cold at first sight, obviously his master's taste is better.

"Master, I don't want the sword anymore!"

Unexpectedly, it was Jin's Taoist leader who had been silent just now and grabbed his hand, and said with firm eyes, looking very unhappy.

"..." He didn't want to, but he really couldn't do anything about this kind of shameless person, not to mention that she couldn't kick away like Tang Wuli. There is no chance of coming back.

"Who's vinegar jar has been overturned, why is it so sour~" Mrs. Jinlan joked.

Fang Xi still held on to his hand, with the implication that he would just drag him away if he disagreed.

Anyone who was watched with such hostile eyes doing that kind of thing would be disgusted. Mrs. Jinlan was annoyed, so she packed her clothes and sat back.

"Ma'am, that sword..." Fang Xi hesitated.

"Oh... that's all, I'm a woman who doesn't know how to wield a spear or stick, so I'll pay you back." Mrs. Jin Lan was rather disappointed, but this kind of thing cannot be forced, and it is not her style to force it.

"Thank you, madam!" Fang Xi's eyes lit up. Although Mrs. Jin Lan is a bit immoral, she is still easy to talk to.

"Don't show that cute expression, the slave family will not be able to hold it." Mrs. Jinlan sighed, feeling the most aggrieved when she could see that she couldn't eat.

This incident was just a small episode, and Mrs. Jinlan warmly entertained them as if nothing had happened. During this break, Fang Xi asked about the Haoqi League again, but it was obvious that the goal was to visit mountains and rivers. Mrs. Jinlan didn't know any information about them, but she said that she could take them to a more prosperous place downstream and ask them. Maybe someone well-informed could find out what he wanted to know.

The boat floated slowly on the river for a few days, but Fang Xi couldn't arouse the mood to appreciate the beautiful scenery at all. The amnesia of Xiaodaochang has not improved at all until now, and his heart is getting heavier and heavier.

After lamenting on the deck for a while, Fang Xi turned back to the cabin. These days, when he had nothing to do, he gave lectures to the Taoist chief, all of which were gossip and anecdotes. The Taoist listened carefully and took away a lot. When reading books, one will forget the time. He thought that as a master, he should also let his disciples pay attention to the combination of work and rest.

"What book is Xi'er reading so seriously?" As soon as he entered the cabin, he saw Xiao Daochang who was reading a book with a look on his face.

"I'm stupid, I've read this "Nine Yins and Nine Yangs" all morning and I still haven't realized the essence, I hope Master can enlighten me." The Taoist priest raised his head and handed over the blue book in his hand.

How could he understand a book that even the Taoist master couldn't understand, but Fang Xi still took it and turned a page in order to be a teacher, only to see the first page read: Yin and Yang harmony, all things transform into birth, eat and drink male and female, The great desire of man, spring...

It was indeed obscure, so he turned the page again and looked at the next page, but the style of the next page changed suddenly. On the yellow page, there were two naked people, a man and a woman, in various poses, who were Make colored piston movements.

Piston movement...

"Master, what are they doing? Why are they hugging each other?" the Taoist priest asked him with pure and innocent eyes.

coming!

This is one of the few problems that children stump their parents!

Talking about fooling him is harmful to the child's cognition of normal reproductive behavior, and it is not conducive to the development of the child's young mind if it is too clear, so we can only compromise a little.

Fang Xi coughed lightly, and said: "They are performing the ceremony of Duke Zhou, and only those who are closest to them can do it."

"Then are they happy?" the Taoist priest asked again.

"Yes, it should be..." Anyway, for human beings, they prefer the process of reproduction rather than reproduction, otherwise there would not be so many indescribable colored things below the head.

Zhougong's gift, the closest person can do it, and will be very happy after doing it, then...

Fang Xi pondered for a moment, then suddenly grabbed the hand of the person in front of him, pushed him to the ground, lowered his head and kissed him under his surprised gaze, and at the same time, he folded the person under him into the person in the painting pose.

It happened so fast, Fang Xi was overwhelmed by someone before he could think about anything, and one leg was forcibly lifted and placed on the man's shoulder.

Fang Xi's kiss was very gentle, so gentle that it only remained on the surface, and he let him go after the first taste. After the kiss, a rare shy smile appeared on his usually cold face:

"Master is right. Performing the ceremony of Duke Zhou really makes people feel happy."

Fang Xi didn't speak because he was frightened into a fool. God, what did he do, he actually led the innocent Taoist priest into a wrong path!He actually forgot to say that this is something that can only be done between husband and wife!

"Master...Xi'er wants to do it again." The Taoist leader blushed and wanted to press down, but Fang Qina was able to let him succeed, but was interrupted by two sharp calls.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-!"

"What's the matter, how can you be so noisy, ah..." Mrs. Jin Lan couldn't bear the trouble and lifted the veil that covered her, and she was also shocked when she saw the scene behind the curtain, and the little bastard in her hand was scared Lost.

Fang Qi: "..."

Alas... I can't wash myself off by jumping into the Yellow River...

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兔子和胡萝卜扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-08-2012:48:06

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