[Sword III] Collection System

Fang Qi: "That play on Haoqimeng Road that day was arranged by you, right?"

Tang Wuli: "Yeah, what's wrong?"

How dare you admit it shamelessly!

Fang Xi choked for a moment and didn't know what to say. On the way to the Valley of the Wicked, he kept recounting what happened. He would never believe that the goddess didn't drink this kind of thing and play tricks together. Only then did the actions of that day be taken out of context.

"Ge Yan is my man, but what he said is true. He is also a man with the arrogance of his own wishes. I can't stop him." Tang Wuli spread his hands, his expression was as innocent as it seemed. How innocent.

So you just sold your subordinates with peace of mind?

Fang Xi despised the face.

But even if his master didn't agree, for Ge Yan, it was just a different time and a different place to sacrifice the enemy's blood.

"Don't think about him anymore. Fang Xi is suspicious and sensitive by nature. He will never believe you, a person who has an unclear relationship with me." Tang Wuli blew in his ear, and bewitched again: "Putian Under the circumstances, only I will trust you unconditionally, and I am the most suitable to stand by your side, and no one else is suitable."

"On my side?" Fang Xi's eyes were a little confused, but he didn't know if what he had done so far was right.

"Yes, I will help you whatever you want, and I will accompany you wherever you want..."

I don't know when the belt was untied, and he was pressed under his master's messy clothes, and his rejection became weak. Tang Wuli stroked his hair, his strange-colored mandarin duck eyes were full of affection.

"Little apprentice, let's unite. If the two of us join forces, we will be the strongest. In this way, no one will be able to question your belief."

"..." Fang Xi silently grabbed his hand with malicious intentions.

"Why?" Tang Wuli rubbed against his neck depressedly, just like a giant panda coquettishly throwing away rascals.

"I have a sweetheart." Fang Xi turned his head away and said coldly.

He didn't even want to deceive Paomen, so he wouldn't be fooled by this kind of trick.

"Who is it, Fang Xi? Well, I admit that his face is not bad, I can dress it up for you if you like it~"

"not him."

"Is that the young master who hid the sword from Dihua Palace last time? Tsk, you can see that the hair is not evenly grown."

"Not him."

"Huh~" Tired of guessing, Tang Wuli lost his patience. He tore open the layers of clothes of the little apprentice with a tear, and kicked the Luofeng hanging on his waist away, Fang Xi stared He was about to crawl over to get it, but unexpectedly he grabbed his ankle and pulled him back under him, facing the pair of strange-colored pupils that suddenly became dangerous.

"Didn't my good disciple say that I wanted to know how my master handles those kiln sisters, but now that I'm honest with each other, I'm awkward. It's really dishonest." Tang Wuli bit off the leather glove on his hand, and poisoned him with his usual hidden weapon.丨Yao's hands moved and twisted on his body.

"Don't move around, and you will die if you move again." Fang Xi grabbed his ponytail, intending to tear his big face away from above, but someone shamelessly gnawed it off, and rolled his tongue into his mouth Savor it carefully.

"Well……"

Do this trick every time!Is there only papapa in this person's head!

"It's just uncontrollable, who made the apprentice so beautiful." Especially after knowing that Dongfang Xi is Fang Xi, he is even more determined to take the little apprentice as his own. he saw.

Fang Xi blushed, it was completely suffocated in his heart, he refused so clearly, why did this guy keep stalking him, he acted like Mr. Come on my perverted virtue.

"It doesn't matter if you have a sweetheart, I have plenty of ways to ruin your reputation and be spurned by thousands of people. In the end, you can only come back to my arms, so you don't need to do such boring things." Tang Wuli wiped his lips and couldn't swallow. Yanshui said softly.

The scary thing about Tang Wuli is that he almost never does it himself, as long as he provokes people's hearts in the dark, he can achieve the result he wants.

Fang Xi was also helpless, he was not as good as his master in terms of EQ, and his IQ was even worse, even the Taoist leader was being manipulated by him, what could he use to resist him?

"That's right, good children like teachers." Tang Wuli lowered his head in satisfaction and continued to taste that delicious little mouth when he saw that his subordinates did not make trouble anymore.

Fang Xi's eyes were dead, he had to find a way, he couldn't be allowed to go down like this, otherwise, sooner or later, he would lose his life.

Just as he was about to take action, his master suddenly picked up the thousand receivers beside him, and shot the door panel three times with bang bang bang, and the door panel fell down, revealing the figures of two twin young ladies behind him.

The two young ladies were expressionless, with two pairs of iconic golden and silver eyes, staring straight at the two of them. After a while, they rushed over and shouted loudly:

"Daddy, the baby has found you!"

Bang bang, Tang Wuli smiled and shot them a few times, and the two were nailed to the wall with their sleeves attached.

Fang Xi squinted: "Daddy?"

Tang Wuli laughed dryly: "My dear disciple, let me explain to you..."

****

The atmosphere seemed to be frozen, awkward and silent, only the squeaks of the two boys sucking noodles and the babbling of the girl were still tirelessly creating a sense of presence.

"Yeah!" Little Lori, who was estimated to be less than three years old, giggled as she sat in the basket behind Little Zhengtai, holding a piece of dusty rice cracker candy in her hand.

After the maid who delivered the food sent several waves of dishes back and forth, the person concerned spoke.

"Let me tell you, you two can rely on me, but that little girl can't." Tang Wuli said with a smile on his face, holding the trigger in his hand.

"But that's our youngest sister, Su Liu Su Liu..." The one on the left retorted, but still didn't stop eating the noodles in his mouth.

Fang Qi looked at the twins, Mrs. Zheng, and Tang Wuli.

Fuck, this appearance and the iconic different-colored pupils are from his master, right?They look like they are eight or nine years old, right?Could it be that this guy was going to sow seeds when he was a teenager?

What a beast!

"Then who is your mother?" Fang Qi asked curiously. From the appearance of these three children, we can see the powerful genes of both parents. Their mother must be a great beauty.

"Let us kiss you and tell you." The two young ladies leaned close to him, pursed their lips and were about to kiss them, but they were nailed back to the wall by their father before they kissed.

"You dare to move my people, the life of a small animal is boring, huh?" Tang Wuli grinned.

Fang Qi: "..."

This natural hooligan temperament is definitely the kind of Tang Wuli who has not escaped!

"I can't even give you a kiss." The two brats hung on the wall and complained.

"Fart off, who told you to come here?"

Pointed at by their father's thousand receivers, the two brats finally stopped playing tricks and started talking.

"It was Mrs. Jinlan who asked us to come to you." The one on the left said.

"She said you were in the Valley of the Wicked, and gave us ten gold to bring our little sister to join you," said the one on the right.

Seeing his doubts, Tang Wuli covered his face and explained: "Madame Jinlan is their mother..."

Fang Xi was shocked, is this his mother? !Would my mother let such a big kid travel all the way to the Valley of the Wicked to find relatives? !

Bear kid A: "The ten gold coins were quickly used up on the road, so we were all hungry for two days when we got here except for my little sister."

Bear kid B: "It just so happened that a ladyboy named Huadie said you were here, so we came here."

Bear C: "Yeah!"

"Why did your mother drive you out?" Fang Xi asked.

The two brats rubbed their chins to think about it, and said, "It seems that she is looking for a new concubine to take us with these oil bottles. It's not appropriate to let us go where we like."

Fang Qi: "..."

Your mother and his master are really a match made in heaven!

Tang Wuli continued to cover his face: "When I was young and didn't take precautions, who knew that I would be hit with one shot..."

"What's your name? How old are you?" Fang Xi turned his head and asked again.

"My name is Wang Lan, and next to me is my younger brother Ting Yu. We are seven years old, and my younger sister is Liu Yun, who is two and a half years old this year." Bear boy A replied honestly.

"Wait, what's your name?" Tang Wuli asked suddenly.

"Wang Lan Ting Yu and Liu Yun, what's wrong?" the bear children scratched their heads in confusion.

There was silence for half a second, and a burst of insane laughter suddenly broke out in the room, and someone slapped the floor laughing in a dazed way.

"?" Seeing his reaction, Fang Qi felt strange at the beginning, but then he thought of something, and he also laughed frantically.

Wang Lan and Ting Yu: "...?"

The author has something to say:

About the names of the twins Xiaopaotai/Meowtai are in a trance and booming. Tip [-]: Achievements in Chang’an Inner City, Tip [-]: Toilets

Don't get too entangled in the problems left over from Master's black history ==

Although it is said that there is an official palace, things in the world are always not as expected, CP or something like a floating cloud, but it can be seen that among all CPs, the master who is so stubborn is the closest person to Xi'er. Anyway, this is a series, and Xi'er still has A long way to go, he will meet many things and many people, following him is not just love. [Deleted] What kind of relationship does a single dog want in a lifetime? [Deleted]

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Thank you dear mine~! =3=~