beggar prince

Lin Heng was sympathizing with the little emperor on the beam when a big, white and beautiful cat ran into the room.It meowed, wagging its tail and staring at Lin Heng on the beam, its tiny pupils instantly became the size of melon seeds.It arched its back, made a hunting posture, jumped up the beam a few times, and threw itself on Lin Heng. The cat howled several times.It stretched out its claws and scratched Lin Heng's hand with several blood marks.Lin Heng was stunned for a moment, he stretched out his palm and hit the cat down.

The emperor and queen looked up and saw a eunuch lying on the beam.The emperor became nervous: "Who are you!"

He wondered if it was a secret agent sent by the Queen Mother?His face changed drastically, and he was terrified. He walked under the beam and looked at Lin Heng carefully.Lin Heng had a white cloth wrapped around his head, covering his left eye, so he couldn't see Lin Heng's face clearly for a moment.

Lin Heng hurriedly climbed down, and he knelt on the ground in panic: "Your Majesty, I am a new Xiaodouzi. An old eunuch asked me to clean up the roof. I didn't clean it up for a while, and I dozed off on it. Please forgive me! "

He pursed his lips nervously, his heart beat violently, thinking that he had gotten into trouble again.

The emperor said: "You raise your head!"

Lin Heng raised his head nervously, and the little emperor asked, "Why are you wearing a white cloth on your face?"

Lin Heng thought he didn't get along with the Queen Mother, so I'll trick him into trusting him.He said: "On the day when I first entered the palace, I accidentally bumped into Yu Jia. When the queen mother got angry, my father-in-law knocked out my left eye."

After speaking, he pinched the inner thigh hard with all his strength, and shed a few lines of tears from the pain.

The emperor saw that he was crying so badly, he said: "You are also a poor person, you should get up, and accompany me to the Qianqing Palace for a banquet later!"

Lin Heng turned his worries into joy when he heard that, he thought the emperor was too stupid.He got up and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty!"

He stood by the side serving tea and water, and served the emperor.When they arrived at Shushi, an eunuch brought a bright yellow robe, and Lin Heng picked it up and put it on for the emperor.He saw a wine gourd on the case table, and he secretly put the wine gourd in his sleeve.

Then he and several eunuchs and maids followed the emperor to Qianqing Palace. He wanted to meet the empress dowager whom he had heard about for a long time.

Standing in the imperial garden of Qianqing Palace, Lin Heng couldn't help being amazed.The scenery here is beautiful, just like a fairyland. There are many exotic flowers and trees planted beside the colorful cobblestone path, and peonies and peonies are competing for beauty.Rare wild beasts are raised on the grass, some deer are grazing on the grass, and more than a dozen male peacocks stand up with their tails and are in heat with the female peahens.

On a clear and beautiful lake, the lotus leaves are crisp and touch the sky, and the lotus flowers stand gracefully like clouds, exuding a fragrance.At this moment, Lin Heng heard Shao Yue playing, and court musicians were playing.Some play the flute, some play the pipa, and some chime bells. The music is ethereal and melodious, like the gurgling of a secluded spring, or the oriole coming out of the valley, or the sound of nature from a phoenix bird.

This beautiful Shaoyin refreshed him and made him smile.He took out the wine gourd he had stolen from Weiyang Palace, unscrewed the lid and drank it. The wine was so sweet that he couldn't help but drink more.He didn't know that the wine was bodhi wine produced in the Western Regions, and it was extremely strong.After a while he was very drunk and having fun.

He laughed and ran into the peony garden to enjoy the peonies. He staggered and stepped on the peony flowers cultivated by gardeners in the garden. He pulled off all the petals of the peony flowers and put them in his arms. Try the peony cake.Then he picked some of the most beautiful peonies, and he wanted to take them back to show the young master, but it was inconvenient for him to hold them in his hands, so he put them in his hair.He ran into the peony garden again, lay down on it and rolled a few times, the peony flowers became wrinkled and ugly.

When he saw that there was an orchard here, there were lychee trees planted in it, and there were clusters of fresh and tender lychees on it, so he climbed up and grabbed them all.He put some tender ones in his arms, ready to give Zhao Yuanjian a taste.

He saw the trees full of figs, lutes, and pears again... He climbed up excitedly and grabbed the fruits all over.He lay in the orchard, laughed for a long time, he felt dizzy and ecstatic.Dizzy, he unscrewed the gourd again and drank the wine.

He saw dozens of juicy goldfish in the lake. He jumped onto the bridge by the lake, picked up pebbles and hit the goldfish in the lake, killing more than a dozen of them.He saw a beautiful deer eating grass.He rode on, but the deer refused to cooperate and threw him out. He got up angrily and whipped the deer several times.

When he saw how beautiful the peacock's feathers were, he cut off ten feathers with his knife, and the peacock ran away screaming in fright.He went to bully a small round beast in a cage, and the beast was eating bamboo leaves in its palm.But he was instantly fascinated by this little beast. It has a pair of dark circles under its eyes, except for its black limbs, its body is white, delicate and cute.

He poked it gently with a wooden stick, and it looked at Lin Heng with a pair of small black eyes.Lin Heng laughed and drank a few more sips of wine. He felt that the wine was so fragrant that he couldn't let it go.He sat among the flowers and looked at the beast with a smirk.He thought how to steal him out. He opened the cage and let the beast out. The beast lay on the ground with its belly exposed. Lin Heng touched its belly happily.

He was having a great time when someone came over. He looked up and saw an old eunuch with a dark complexion pointing at him with a steel knife, staring at him fiercely and saying, "I will kill you, you bastard!" You can't!"

The old flower planting eunuch just saw a bastard eunuch harming his garden from a distance, and when he ran over, he saw the garden was in a mess, lychees and pipas were all over the ground, peonies and peonies were lying on the ground miserably, and he was so angry There was smoke from the seven orifices, and he was about to faint on the ground when his vision was dark.He coughed violently. These flowers and beasts were all taken care of by him over the years.He usually went to the peony garden to pick flowers, and he was always careful, never stepping on a leaf.

Although Lin Heng was drunk, seeing his ferocious appearance, he picked up the beast and ran away in fright, with a dozen guards chasing after him.At this time, the beast bared its fangs and stretched out its claws, trying to scratch him.Seeing the vicious look of the little beast, he thought it was not a kitten or a puppy, so he threw the little beast on the ground and ran away quickly.

He ran very fast, the guards lost him and looked elsewhere.He jumped up several mansions, and finally came to a magnificent mansion, he jumped into the window, he saw a table of small yellow notebooks, he was dizzy, he was too tired from running just now, he wanted to vomit, he vomited on the bed on these notebooks.After throwing up for a long time and regaining consciousness, he saw a piece of heavy jade, which he thought was very precious, so he put the jade in his arms.

At this time, the maid in the side room smelled a strange smell, and she walked into the room.As soon as Lin Heng heard footsteps, he jumped out of the window, and he heard the court lady shouting: "Who vomited on the memorial, how can I explain this to the Queen Mother?"

Lin Heng thought he hadn't seen the queen mother yet, so he went back the same way and ran to the high platform. It was already dark and he was more awake.He saw a graceful and luxurious lady in a bright yellow phoenix robe sitting on a high platform, with dozens of plates of palace dishes on the table in front of her.Standing beside her was a court lady and eunuch, serving her tea and fanning her.

He thought to himself that the Empress Dowager was so majestic, so he looked to the side seat, where there were some princes and ministers, and the master was also sitting in it.Among them was a tall and handsome foreign man, wearing a narrow-sleeved riding outfit, with long hair loose, majestic.King Zuoxian saw Lin Heng at a glance. He had a head full of peonies, and the white cloth on his head was also very conspicuous. He raised the corners of his mouth.

Zhao Shengqi was chatting and joking with Zuo Xianwang, when Lin Heng saw that the master was there, he quickly hid on the big tree behind the banquet, he took off the white cloth and wrapped it around his face like a zongzi.He only showed two eyes, and his lips, his two black eyes turned around, extremely weird, like a ghost in the dark.He pinned peacock feathers behind his waist again, like a bird spirit lurking in a tree.

It was dark, and Lin Heng was tired from climbing the tree, so he jumped down. When he jumped down, the sky was covered with leaves, peony petals and lychees.At this time, the three little eunuchs who came over were scared out of their wits when they saw his ghostly appearance.They looked at this creepy white-faced ghost with some feathers on its body and several large flowers on its head, walking towards them.They howled loudly in an instant, dropped the food boxes in their hands and ran wildly.Lin Heng knelt down to pick up the food box, and the little eunuchs all ran away without a trace.

At this time, two old civil servants walked past him talking and laughing.When Lin Heng turned his head, the two elderly civil servants were frightened out of their wits, and one passed out, foaming at the mouth.One fell to his knees, tears streaming down his white beard, and he shouted: "What the hell are you? Is it chicken essence or flower essence? Chicken essence grandpa, spare me!"

Lin Heng touched the cloth on his face and wondered if it was that scary?

The Queen Mother smiled and said, "King Zuo Xian, I will invite you to a banquet tomorrow."

Zuo Xianwang bowed his head and clenched his fist to express his gratitude: "Thank you, Queen Mother! On behalf of Da Khan, I thank you!"

The Empress Dowager said: "We, the Great Wei, have had good relations with the Xiongnu for more than a hundred years. And you are very ambitious. If you win the position of Great Khan, what will you plan to do?"

Zuo Xianwang smiled and said: "I support the Great Wei and the Empress Dowager."

The Empress Dowager smiled and thought that the Zuoxian King really had his heart hidden in the city, and that the Xiongnu might become a serious problem in the future.

Under the high platform are some civil servants and some princes, they are sitting on the side of the table, and the table is covered with palace delicacies.The court ladies and eunuchs served food with food boxes.

The emperor just walked over and sat on the dragon chair.The Empress Dowager said impatiently: "Your Majesty, you are being self-willed again! You didn't come until the banquet was open for an hour. How can you go on like this?"

The emperor said in embarrassment: "Emperor mother, I was wrong, don't be angry."

The queen smiled apologetically: "Queen Mother, he has been in poor health lately, and he was delayed by taking medicine."

He turned his head in embarrassment, only to see Zhao Yuanqi holding a wine glass, toasting to him, drinking in one gulp, and licking his lips.He hastily turned his head away, he hated Zhao Yuanqi to the core, thinking: If I hadn't been blocked by him, how could I be late.

Lin Heng climbed up the tree and found Zhao Yuanjian, who was eating vegetables, sitting with the third master Zhao Yuanqi.Lin Heng wanted to take the opportunity to sneak to the young master and let him take him to the palace to have fun.

Zhao Yuanjian and Zhao Yuanqi said: "Third brother, the emperor always looks at you with hatred."

Zhao Yuanqi smiled and said: "Don't you think the emperor's eyes are very attractive? When I see him, I feel numb all over."

Zhao Yuanjian laughed out loud.

Zhao Yuanqi picked up his wine glass and said with a smile: "You don't have to laugh at me, I know you are not clear with that ridiculous prince. I saw that he was dressed in colorful and colorful clothes. He was fighting and drinking, and he was extremely vulgar. He is the prince. It’s so funny, you have to think about it.”

When Zhao Yuanjian heard this, he pointed to the emperor and said, "You have to think about whether he is the emperor or a poor puppet emperor."

They looked at each other and smiled, the first time they felt sorry for each other.They raised their glasses and toasted each other.

Zhao Yuanjian wanted to relieve himself, but he walked halfway, when Lin Heng saw the young master coming, he happily jumped down from the tree to stop him.Zhao Yuanjian saw a ghost with a white cloth wrapped around his head, two eyes exposed, a peacock tail, and a head full of big flowers, falling from the sky accompanied by a sky full of petals and fruits.He was so frightened that his scalp went numb, his soul flew apart, and he collapsed to the ground.He covered Peng Peng's beating heart and looked at the ghost in horror. He wanted to know what kind of ghost it was.Is it a chicken, or a ghost chicken?Or flower essence?

Unexpectedly, that ghost chicken squatted down, looked at him with warm eyes, and said loudly: "Master, I am Heng Er, you can take me to have a good time in a while, the palace is so fun."

Zhao Yuanjian gritted his teeth in anger. He wanted to use ten torture methods on Lin Heng.

Lin Heng took out a heavy jade from his bosom and dedicated it to his beloved young master.Zhao Yuanjian took it and saw that it was Yuxi.

In an instant, his eyes sparkled with anger, and his lips trembled.A mouthful of anger was held in his chest, which made him unable to breathe.He clutched his chest, thinking: Sooner or later, I will make him angry and die of anger. Since he came, there has never been a moment when he is safe. Now he even dares to steal the jade seal. Don't let the queen mother find him ah.

Lin Heng saw that his face was flushed, and his facial features were distorted with anger. He thought to himself that the young master will definitely pick my skin off this time.

Zhao Yuanjian kicked him to the ground and stomped on his head. Lin Heng ate a few mouthfuls of peacock droppings on the ground.

The author has something to say:

Happy Prince O(∩_∩)O haha~

Young Master Zhao: "Hmph! My real identity is actually a celestial master who catches monsters!"

The prince twisted the peacock's tail and said, "Tianshi, my real identity is a peacock fairy. Do you think I'm beautiful?"

Little Mr. Zhao grabbed his tail and said, "If you die under the peony flower, you can be a ghost."