beggar prince

Recently, the game of passing on bamboo tubes has become popular in Da Wei, where love poems are tied to the legs of pigeons, and then the pigeons are thrown casually. If someone finds the pigeons, he will write a letter back.Men and women joined in one after another, and some men and women forged personal relationships through this game.Many young masters in the academy were playing, and Zhao Yuanjian became more flamboyant, and he threw a hundred pigeons in a row.

The daily replies came like snowflakes.Zhao Yuanjian wrote poems every day, asked Lin Heng to write them down, put them in bamboo tubes and tied them to pigeons.

Lin Heng was miserable, he thought to himself: I am tired from reading and writing every day, and I have to do this for him.He was very dissatisfied with Zhao Yuanjian.Zhao Yuanjian coaxed him and gave him ten taels of silver as compensation.

"Master, you are acting like this, how many girls do you want to pursue?"

"What do you know? I'm doing this to spread the bait and catch big fish. In fact, I want to find a peerless beauty. Only by doing this can I have more chances to meet her."

Lin Heng: "You must have read a lot of idle books, thinking that Cui Yingying is everywhere, and if there are beautiful women, they would have married long ago. If you don't want to go to the brothel as a prostitute, you should give up."

Zhao Yuanjian snorted and continued to write poems. He didn't believe that he couldn't meet a stunning beauty.

At midnight that day, Zhao Yuanjian changed into a toga of asparagus and crescent moon, a crown of emerald flowers sprinkled on his head, and purple forged boots.He took the Crane and Seven Glazed Treasure Fan, and fanned it smartly on his chest.He looked at the sleepy Lin Heng affectionately and asked, "Am I handsome?"

Lin Heng yawned: "I don't think so."

Lin Heng remembered the first time he saw Zhao Yuanjian, he was as radiant as now, like a fairy, but now that he understood his character, he no longer thought he was a fairy, but only a pervert.

Zhao Yuanjian put away his fan and said, "Clean up, let's go out and meet Miss Yang, she asked me to meet in the letter."

Lin Heng said, "It's so late, are you crazy?"

"I'm going to be romantic!"

Lin Heng thought for a long time, but he didn't remember who Miss Yang was. He had no impression of him in the pile of replies.

Zhao Yuanjian expects that she will be graceful and graceful, just like a fairy Chang'e, and then she will hold nephrite jade and fragrance in her arms, and you will follow me.

They walked for half an hour and arrived at the back door of the Yang Mansion.Zhao Yuanjian picked up a stone and threw it in.I heard a girl's voice: "Is it Mr. Zhao?"

"It's me, can I go in?"

"come in."

They jumped in directly, and Miss Yang saw an extraordinary handsome man descending from the sky.She fell in love with him immediately.

Zhao Yuanjian saw that Miss Yang was a beautiful little girl, very short, just reaching his chest.She combed two small buns, and she seemed to be less than ten years old.No breasts, no buttocks, and thighs not as thick as his own wrists, he felt melancholy, it was so different from what he had imagined.

He bite the bullet and said: "Miss Yang, ever since I received your reply and read your poems, I have never forgotten you. Your poems are beautiful and refined, and the pen is full of flowers. I have always wanted to meet you, a talented writer. The strange woman."

In fact, he didn't remember what she wrote at all.

Miss Yang said shyly, "My lord, you are welcome."

She invited Zhao Yuanjian to sit in the gazebo, and Zhao Yuanjian sat down. Lin Heng thought: You won't let such a small girl go, she's just a beast.

Zhao Yuanjian took up his pen and wrote a poem: Butterflies are in pairs in love with flowers, and mandarin ducks are in pairs playing in the water.Under the moon, the son is looking for a beautiful woman, and he wants to get a branch of lovesickness from the beautiful woman.

Miss Yang blushed even more when she saw it.Zhao Yuanjian walked over and took her little hand, but Miss Yang didn't push him away.She was so small, he just kissed her little face.

A few days later, Zhao Yuanjian took Lin Heng out to an appointment to meet a woman named Xiaowei.

This time they met a girl from a civilian family.Zhao Yuanjian was looking forward to it, hoping to see such a Jiangnan-style beauty: she was poor but steadfast, she had been waiting for the noble son to rescue her, and then she fell from the sky.

When I saw her, she was carrying two buckets in her hand.She is big and round, strong and powerful.

Zhao Yuanjian asked in surprise, "Are you Xiaowei?"

She put down the bucket and took up the big ax to chop wood."It's me," she said.

He was a little annoyed, thinking that she looked nothing like her name.But looking at her towering breasts somehow made me fascinated.

He said to her chest, "I liked it at first sight."

The fat girl laughed loudly, and she said boldly with a drake voice, "I like you too."

Lin Heng thought: You are really hungry.

The two hit it off in a row, but he refused to kiss her only after touching each other.

A few days later, he met a young lady.She is tall, bright and attractive.

Zhao Yuanjian was fascinated as soon as he saw her.He said, "Miss, shall I write a poem for you?"

She laughed, and she said, "Does your master know martial arts? My family owns a martial arts gym, and my father asked me to recruit a husband who is good at martial arts."

Lin Hai felt that she was a bit fierce, and she threw Zhao Yuanjian over the shoulder the first time they met, but Zhao Yuanjian failed to hit her.

Lin Heng advised him: "This woman looks fierce and not easy to mess with, so just give up."

Zhao Yuanjian felt that she was hot and tasteful, and he was fascinated again.He was thrown many times before he got a kiss from the lady, and then he was injured for several days.

Later he met a beautiful widow from a wealthy family. She had a bitter face and her brows were tightly frowned.He thought to himself that he would be pitiful than the sick Xi Shi.He persuaded the widow for a whole day, but the widow did not show a smile.Finally he pulled his little hand.

The fifth woman was graceful and graceful. Although she was not beautiful enough, she was lively and cheerful, which Zhao Yuanjian liked.He was drinking with the woman to make it a good thing.

A strong man came in with a knife.He said: "Kill you two adulterers!"

He took it and put it on the woman's neck.The woman burst into tears.She said, "Master, please forgive me this time!"

The strong man's heart softened, and he came to Zhao Yuanjian.Lin Heng rushed to escort him, and Zhao Yuanjian flew away with him.

He concealed his identity and only saw those women, afraid of being entangled by them.After a while, he saw some girls again.Zhao Yuanjian was discouraged and disappointed, he gave up completely, he couldn't find a peerless beauty at all, he thought to himself that the books were all lies.

One day, a bookboy came to ask Zhao Yuanjian to go to Mrs. Xu. Zhao Yuanjian walked to the residence of Mr. Xu. Just as he was about to salute Mrs. Xu, he saw the four women he had been with at the beginning, and they were staring at him viciously. .He opened his mouth wide, thinking he was having a nightmare.

Those women all surrounded him and called him Zhao Lang.Only then did he realize that this was not a dream, it was the first time he knew that women were fiercer than wolves, tigers and leopards.

"Zhao Lang, you make it easier for me to find you."

"Go away, Zhao Lang is mine."

"You can beat me first!"

The four women quarreled together.

Master Xu said angrily, "Look at what you've done!"

Zhao Yuanjian was about to escape when the lady in the martial arts gym jumped up and gave him acupuncture points.

Miss Wuguan said: "Zhao Lang, you must marry me, or my father will personally tie you up!"

Xiao Wei: "You are shameless, what kind of skill is it to kidnap people."

"Fat lady, go away!"

Miss Yang: "Zhao Lang, I came to ask you to write a poem."

Lin Heng watched outside the door for a long time, his stomach ached from laughing.He held back his smile and ran to Zhao Yuanjian to relieve his acupuncture points.Then Lin Heng took Zhao Yuanjian's hand, and they escaped from the house.

The four girls chased them out, and the lady in the martial arts gym was very skilled in martial arts, higher than the two of them combined.

She blocked Zhao Yuanjian at the door of the guest house, and Zhao Yuanjian was acupointed again.He maintains a running stance, lunges, arms spread, hands clenched.He looked at the young masters coming and going in embarrassment, and the young masters looked at him strangely.

Zhang Yuhai spotted him right away, and he asked, "Are you practicing Tai Chi here?"

"Find someone to relieve me!"

Zhang Yuhai scratched his head, he asked, "Where can I find it?"

Zhang Yuhai looked back to see that Lin Heng was fighting with a beautiful woman, and Lin Heng was being slapped in the mouth by her.

He asked Zhao Yuanjian: "Are you causing trouble again?"

Lin Heng fought hard with the martial arts lady, but he couldn't beat her. He received several punches on the head and kicks on the legs, which made his brain buzz and his legs were so weak.

The young lady grabbed his palm and carried her arm behind her back, pressing him to the ground, and he took a bite of the dirt.

At this time, the three young ladies came running, sweating profusely, and ran to Zhao Yuanjian's side.

They asked him why he disappeared after seeing him once, and why he wrote poems to so many people.

The petite Miss Yang tugged at his sleeve and said, "Zhao Lang, I found you after a lot of hard work. How could you lie to me?"

Xiaowei: "You heartless thief, didn't you say you like my breasts? Who do you say you like? You have to marry one of us!"

All three women liked him and held on to him.He looked at them in embarrassment, there was nothing he could do.

Zhao Yuanjian: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm already engaged, so please forgive me. At most, I'll kiss and touch you. It didn't damage your reputation, so why bother you."

Miss Yang: "I'm willing to be a concubine."

It turned out that Ms. Yang's father knew that he was Zhao Yuanjian and asked Ms. Yang to ask him out to meet him. He was the Empress Dowager's nephew and the youngest son of General Zhao.He asked her to cling to Zhao Yuanjian and marry her to be a young mistress, or worse, a concubine.

The other three women also knew his identity and wanted to marry him.

The most important thing was that Zhao Yuanjian was so handsome that the four of them were all dazzled by him.

At this time, the young masters had already stood around three times, and some even climbed up the trees to watch the show.

Lin Heng was pressed to the ground by the martial arts lady and slapped his mouth until his face was swollen.He scolded: "You hateful female thief, let the young master go!"

Xiaowei asked: "Who are you? Mind your own business!"

Zhang Yuhai yelled: "This is his best friend. They have slept together for four years."

When Miss Wuguan heard this, she punched Lin Heng on the nose, causing Lin Heng to have a nosebleed immediately, and Lin Heng was so painful that he almost cried.