chaste dog

Spit milk! "

Lao Lin said: "Yin Mo was used to Lao Zhou, and he became more and more squeamish. He didn't eat this one, and he didn't eat that one. He had to feed a watermelon with a spoon."

Kong Yu thought of Yin Mo nestling in Zhou Yuyi's arms blowing on the air conditioner just now, and being fed coconut milk jelly while gnawing on melons. His heart ached and he felt sad: "Which eye of yours sees that I am not squeamish? What's wrong with eating watermelon and feeding it with a spoon? My ex-boyfriend was mouth-feeding."

Lao Lin lowered his head and kissed Kong Yu's buttocks: "Okay, I will feed you with my mouth next time."

"?????"

A person like Lao Lin who speaks one word, once he says something, he will never go back on his word.Kong Yu liked to eat watermelon in summer, so he was worried that his favorite fruit would become a nightmare one day. In the next 10 minutes of applying the medicine, he begged Lao Lin to take his words back.

"Brother, if we have something to say, let's talk about it, and eat melons if we have something to eat, so don't make things wrong?"

"Ass up."

Kong Yu tilted her butt obediently.

"Old Lin, do you understand what I mean? Do you understand?"

"Give me your arm."

Kong Yu raised his arms obediently.

"If you really feed me watermelon with your mouth, I'll jump off the second floor and do what you say."

Kong Yu raised his arm just after applying the medicine with difficulty, pointed to the window on the second floor and said, "Definitely jump, if I don't jump, I'm a coward."

Lao Lin put on Kong Yu's pants: "Okay, you jump, youjump, ijump."

Kong Yu thought there was something wrong with his ears: "Are you speaking English? Did I hear you right??"

Lao Lin took off the gauze on his wrist for Kong Yu: "What's wrong with being able to speak English? Brother Lin can also speak Japanese and French."

Kong Yu didn't believe it at all: "I'm still Japanese, so I learned it from watching the anti-Japanese drama?"

Lao Lin pulled Kong Yu up and continued to dress him: "I followed my mother to Japan to learn when I was young, and I still remember a few words."

Kong Yu asked, "Your mother took you to travel to Japan?"

Lao Lin said: "My mother is studying for a Ph.D. in astrophysics at the University of Tokyo."

"..."

Kong Yu found it difficult to breathe: "What about French? Your dad is studying for a doctorate in France?"

Lao Lin said: "My dad used to paint oil paintings in France."

Kong Yu choked for a while, and his mind suddenly cleared up: "Old Lin, don't talk nonsense in front of me, it's useless, it's not your parents' problem at all."

Lao Lin said: "Why did you lie to you? Didn't you take an oil painting in the house that Lao Zhou sent Yin Mo to, and you took it home later? It was given to Lao Zhou by my father."

"????"

Lao Lin fastened the last button for him, and helped him pinch his frog-eyed upper and lower eyelids to normal size: "So don't be tricked into buying some messy imitations in the future, and I like to tell your father-in-law to draw whatever you want. "

"I choose death."

With a sound of "dong", Kong Yu lay down straight, and covered his face with the pillow towel on one side.

"Let me be quiet."

Kong Xiaolongnv's brains came true, and Lao Lin gave her a big kiss through the pillow towel.This time he didn't tremble, his brain was not big enough for him to fish out the little fear of Lao Lin from the crumbs of the three views in his mind.

He really needs to spend 10 minutes, no, an hour, to reshape the world view.

An hour later, his phone rang, and Yin Mo was laughing loudly on the phone: "Konggou, I just heard Lao Lin's name hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... guess what his name is?" .”

"What are you laughing at? Could it be that his name is Lin Daiyu?"

"His name is Lin Difeng! Such a big bastard, to be called such a male god's name hahahahahahahahahaha."

There was no fluctuation in Kong Yu's tone: "There is something even more surprising, knowing what his parents do?"

Yin Mo asked: "Northeast underworld?"

Kong Yu said: "The oil painting I took away was painted by Lao Lin's father, and his mother has a doctorate in physics from Dongda University and studies astrophysics."

"what??????"

A shocked question came from the phone: "Zhou Yuyi, why didn't you tell me earlier????"

Zhou Yuyi said, "You never asked me."

Yin Mo said: "This, this... Do I need to ask you this? Shouldn't you tell me this kind of big news right away?"

Zhou Yuyi said, "Mo, don't you smell the sour smell?"

"Well?"

The phone hangs up.

On the ruins of Sanguan, Kong Yu felt the joy of victory spontaneously, and then thought of what would happen after Yin Mo hung up the phone, and felt a little lonely.

This lonely mood lasted until the chickenpox on Kong Yu's body scabbed over.These days, Lao Lin still came to apply medicine to him every day and chatted with him. A few days ago, Kong Yu was still dealing with it lazily, and then he directly let Lao Lin's hot face stick to his cold ass.

It wasn't him who did it. Ever since he realized that Lao Lin had plans for him, Lao Lin never formally confessed his love to him, even though Lao Lin looked at him with cruel eyes like a brown bear that has been hungry for the whole winter, even if everyone around him noticed it. Lao Lin's thoughts.

Kong Yu was very puzzled. He was wondering if it was different for straight men to chase people. With Lao Lin’s wasted effort, he could have made two boyfriends. In other things, Lao Lin was so decisive and upright. How could this be the case? He was dawdling like a girl, so that he had no chance to firmly reject Lao Lin's courtship.

But it's okay, the scabs on his body have begun to peel off, and when he recovers, he will immediately run home and cry miserably, making his parents feel sorry for him, letting him take a long vacation, and going out to make a boyfriend.

With this in mind, the next few days passed quickly. On Saturday, Dr. Zhang came to confirm that Kong Yu had recovered, and Kong Yu couldn't stay any longer.

"I have to go home today!"

Kong Yu began to pack the small backpack: "My sister called yesterday and said that my mother wanted to kill me. When she thought of my suffering here, she started to cry. Her eyes were swollen from crying."

Doctor Zhang joked, "Yo, Auntie's eyes are swollen from crying, why didn't she come to see you?"

Kong Yu said: "I told her not to come, lest I infect her."

Doctor Zhang said: "Auntie loves you so much, I must bring a gift when I go back this time."

After Dr. Zhang finished speaking, he raised his chin to Lao Lin: "This one is pretty good."

Kong Yu pretended not to see: "Which one are you talking about?"

Doctor Zhang knew he was pretending to be stupid, so he didn't intend to expose it.He took the bag and car keys, and said, "Okay, you can discuss it yourself, I'm going to pick up Ke Xing."

Kong Yu was surprised: "Little Corgi still lives at your house?"

Lao Lin said, "This kid hasn't left since he stayed here."

"..."

Little Corgi can only express his admiration for the Kung Fu Confucian language of this brown candy. These days, high-quality bachelors are in high demand, and it is only one who can rely on one. Little Corgi doesn't seem stupid.

Kong Yu hinted at Lao Lin: "I am very similar to Dr. Zhang in character. Lao Lai and Xiao Lai are useless to people like us. If you don't believe me, ask Dr. Zhang. Little Keji lives in his house." It's been half a year, have you slept in his bed yet?"

Lao Lin didn't understand: "Probably because this kid is underage?"

Kong Yu said: "I said Dr. Zhang and I!"

Lao Lin said: "In my eyes, you are completely different from Dr. Zhang, and no one can replace you."

"..."

It was a chicken-and-duck conversation, and Kong Yu decided to give up.But when the idiom "chicken and duck" came to mind, Kong Yu remembered Lao Lin's chicken and duck.

After being away from home for more than half a month, he really has to bring something back, so that he can present a treasure to his parents after crying miserably.Especially his mother has recently been poisoned by the circle of friends. She keeps talking about health care every day. Fish should be eaten wild, and chickens and ducks should be free-range. mind.

"Can I buy something from you and bring it back to my mother?"

"Buy whatever you want, just take it." Lao Lin helped Kong Yu fold the clothes and put them in the bag, "Take a nap first, and when the sun is not so strong, I will take you to get them."

Lao Lin has long planned to give gifts to Kong Yu's parents. This is the experience he learned from Zhou Yuyi. Coaxed with the old man.

He has already prepared the mountain goods, and he is waiting to send them back today when he sends Kong Yu back.

Kong Yu didn't want Lao Lin to send him back, so after Lao Lin left, he slipped out the door quietly, preparing to catch two chickens back.

He also picked up a snakeskin bag for fertilizer on the side of the road. When he walked to the chicken coop, he heard the crowing of chickens inside. He was gearing up to use the bag to cover the chicken when he suddenly remembered his chickenpox. A cold sweat broke out in fright, and he hurriedly took his hand back.

It was so dangerous, Kong Yu ran to the pool to wash his hands, and threw away the snakeskin bag.Regardless of whether the chicken pox was related to his chicken pox or not, he couldn't take the risk a second time, and being imprisoned once was enough, and he didn't want to do it a second time in his life.

A big white duck wobbled past Kong Yu.

Kong Yu's eyes immediately fixed on it.

This duck is really fat...

Kong Yu hasn’t touched meat for a long time, staring at the fat buttocks of this duck, he has already divided it into spicy duck neck, crispy duck feet, and spicy duck legs. He thought that since it is called chicken pox, the duck must be fine. Yes, so without doing anything, I picked up the snakeskin bag under my feet and rushed towards it.

"Hey - wait!"

The big white duck felt someone rushing up from behind, and jumped up from the ground, it was one meter high!

"Gah-"

It opened its beak, and suddenly pecked at Kong Yu who was behind him, with a fierce look in its black peas eyes.

Kong Yu's reaction was fairly quick. As soon as the duck pounced on it, it turned around and was ready to fight back. Unfortunately, its big eyes met Heidou Doudou's eyes, but was overwhelmed by the momentum in Heidou Doudou's eyes, and subconsciously started to run away.