chaste dog

Shopping for a while? "

Lao Lin asked, "Do you want to buy anything?"

Confucius said: "Let's go to a clothing store."

Lao Lin said, "That's fine."

They held hands for a walk, and Kong Yu specifically asked Lao Lin if there was any clothing brand he liked recently. The two had been together for so long, and he still didn't believe that Lao Lin didn't make progress.

Lao Lin's eyes dangled on both sides of the street, and his mind was not on shopping at all.

"Just... that shop."

Lao Lin remembers that young people in their twenties like Kong Yu seem to like this brand, so it is always right to say this.Unexpectedly, Kong Yu followed his finger and found that Lao Lin was referring to Uniqlo.

Kong Yu thought about it for half a minute, whether Lao Lin was hiding his otaku attributes, or wanted to do something else.

In the end he decided not to go in.

Lao Lin is not trendy at all, and he can't wear the charm of such ordinary items. He is not Yin Mo, he likes to find excitement.

"Let's go to another store."

Kong Yu took Lao Lin's hand and walked towards the AF in front of him habitually. When he walked to the door, he saw the colorful customers inside, looked back at Lao Lin, and suddenly changed his mind.

Don't let the goblins take advantage of the freshly harvested vegetables.

Kong Yu decided to go to the shopping mall in front of him and tell Lao Lin that there are more than just pink floral shirts in first-tier brands.

It's a pity that when he got there, he had no room to talk. The ready-made clothes of a brand like Dunhill looked the same from the left to the right, and he couldn't see any flowers.

In the end, the clerk helped Lao Lin choose two sets. Kong Yu looked at Lao Lin in front of the mirror with satisfaction, and said, "Just put it on, don't take it off."

Next, Kong Yu experienced the most beautiful moment in his life.

He took Lao Lin to walk around the whole street, especially in the store where his ex-boyfriends often hang out, without looking or asking, he just walked around with Lao Lin on his arm, receiving countless envious looks along the way.Kong Yu's heart was about to flutter, and even the wind when he pushed the door was his pride and indulgence.

"I'll recognize it even if I'm treated as a little boy." Kong Yu brushed Lao Lin's shoulder, "I'll buy this brand in the future, and the boy will pay you."

Because they were in a good mood, they planned to go back and take a couple bath. Kong Yu said that he would do the things that couples love to do with Lao Lin, but when they came to the door, they cried and shouted that they had pain in their buttocks and lower back. , Help him take a bath after he solves it by himself.

Kong Yu lay on the bathtub, and didn't bother to light scented candles to cultivate the atmosphere. He moved his body to the side of the bathtub and let Lao Lin in.

Lao Lin put the towel on his shoulders, squeezed into the bathtub and sat down, then hugged Kong Yu on his lap.

Kong Yu's slippery butt rubbed against Lao Lin's thigh: "Move back, back a little, I'll lie on my stomach."

He must lie on his stomach by the bathtub, holding up his mobile phone and chatting with Yin Mo.This is Kong Yu's favorite movement. As soon as he sticks to a place where he can lie on his stomach, his bones are smashed, and he can't even help him up.

Kong Yu was in a happy mood at this time, adhering to the spiritual pursuit of true knowledge through practice, he couldn't wait to tell Yin Mo his latest research results: "Ah Mo, let me tell you, being a vain man feels quite Terrific."

Yin Mo said: "Oh, you lied to your mother, Lao Lin, that you raised all the chickens in the yard by yourself? It's really vain."

Kong Yu was angry: "You owe it to the obscene demon, don't you?"

Yin Mo said: "Come on, don't be so hot at night, take good care of your butt, I'm going to sleep."

Kong Yu was still waiting for Yin Mo's help, so he quickly stopped him: "Wait a minute, I need your help."

Yin Mo asked: "What's the matter?"

Kong Yu: "P picture."

"..."

Lao Lin heard Kong Yu constantly poking at the keyboard. He knew the privacy of the phone and could not peek at it, but he was also curious about how Kong Yu and Yin Mo often met, and why there were so many things to talk about every day—of course he didn’t know, Kong Yu His self-proclaimed vanity exploded geometrically after shopping in the evening, and at the moment, Yin Mo is asking Yin Mo to help him with pictures.

"Ah Mo, our brothers for so many years, can you help me with some pictures, just a few."

"Are you going to become an Internet celebrity?"

"No, I'm going to be an internet celebrity, I want to post photos."

"Next Meitu Xiuxiu."

"That's too substandard. You, a top student in the Department of Architecture, actually use beautiful pictures to show off?"

"Fuck, you are a straight guy with photography skills, and you still think Meitu Xiuxiu is too low?"

"So I rely on you to save me! Ah Mo! Please save me, a man with inflated vanity."

"..."

Yin Mo couldn't stand Kong Yu's indiscriminate bombardment, and didn't want to give up Zhou Yuyi's arms and got up to help Kong Yu make pictures, so he finally thought of a way.

"I'll get up early tomorrow to help you."

Kong Yu even had a pitiful emoticon: "Can't you do it tonight?"

Yin Mo resolutely refused: "No."

He kicked off his shorts and threw himself on Zhou Yuyi who was on the bed, and finally replied a sentence in Kongyu: "Going to bed late will make you infertile."

This was the only chat content that Lao Lin knew. Since it was released publicly, he didn't shy away from it, and asked casually, "Who is infertile?"

Kong Yu was passing the picture file to Yin Mo, and replied casually: "It's probably Zhou Yuyi."

"Old Zhou?"

After Kong Yu finished transmitting the picture, he threw the phone aside, took the towel from Lao Lin and put it around his neck, and took out a banana from the bathtub.

"Late night teaching starts now."

Lao Lin looked out of the bathtub: "Where did the bananas come from?"

Kong Yu began to peel the skin: "I put it there before taking a bath."

Lao Lin spread his hand: "Give it to me."

Kong Yu peeled the banana peel, with an inscrutable smile on his face: "Wait a minute, don't worry~"

Lao Lin snatched the banana from his hand and bit off most of it with one opening of his mouth.

Kong Yu was dumbfounded.

"Hey, what are you doing? There's only one banana left in my house."

"If I'm not in a hurry, it's you who will be in a hurry later.

The three of Lao Lin got rid of the banana. The banana peel was turned upside down and placed on the skirt of the bathtub.

"Daughter-in-law, I know what you want to do." Lao Lin patted Kong Yu's butt, "Does it still hurt?"

"pain."

Lao Lin kissed Kong Yu on the head: "Then be good."

Kong Yu is honest.

He was sitting in Lao Lin's arms, surrounded by Lao Lin's arms. As long as he moved his body a little, he could touch Lao Lin's hard muscles. This kind of deterrent force from muscles and strength still made Kong Yu afraid. He is not afraid that Lao Lin will rape him, but he is afraid that Lao Lin will beat him.Yin Mo was the most capable of fighting among them, and his face was swollen for several days after being rubbed by Lao Lin's fist.

The two showered peacefully, drank a glass of milk, and went to bed.

This was the first time the two slept together, and when the bed next to them was pushed down, Kong Yu was a little nervous.

"Do you sleepwalk? Do you snore? Do you grab the quilt? How do you sleep?"

Lao Lin asked, "Everything is fine."

Kong Yu sat up: "Why don't I give you some late-night lessons—for example, how to get high-quality sleep between lovers..."

Lao Lin frowned: "You mean to sleep in separate beds?"

Kong Yu said: "No, no, I didn't imply that. Sleeping is also a science."

He leaned over and pouted: "The most basic thing is to kiss you good night."

Lao Lin sucked him.

Kong Yu sat back and waved to him: "This time you come."

Lao Lin leaned over and kissed him, and the two lay down hugging each other.

"and then?"

Kong Yu nestled in his arms and yawned: "Then tell me something sweet, how much you like me, how handsome I am... I will point it out for you if there is any problem."

"Do you really want to hear it? I'm a stupid person. You definitely don't want to hear it."

"It's okay, you said."

Lao Lin said: "The first time I saw you, I saw that you cooked such a big pot of instant noodles, but you could only eat it alone. I felt a little pitiful for you..."

The little sleepiness that Kong Yu had just accumulated flew away in an instant: "What did you say?"

Lao Lin asked, "Why do you eat instant noodles every day?"

Kong Yu was angry: "I also have something to eat, okay?"

"takeout?"

Kong Yu said, "What's wrong with takeout? Takeout is also very expensive, okay?"

Lao Lin said: "The second time I saw you, you also ate takeaway alone."

Kong Yu wanted to listen to Lao Lin boasting about himself before going to bed, but Lao Lin was so angry that he had a heart attack.Lao Lin's perception of himself was indeed correct, he was stupid and couldn't speak, and he said things he didn't like to hear.

Kong Yu turned over: "Sleep, stop talking."

Lao Lin said, "I haven't finished yet."

He moved over, hugged Kong Yu from behind, and pressed his forehead against the back of his head.

"Many times I saw you eating instant noodles and takeaway by yourself, and I was thinking, why is such a good person always unaccompanied, so I often asked you out for dinner. It’s better than being alone, but later on, I feel more and more used to it.”

These words made Kong Yu feel a little more at ease.

"and then?"

Lao Lin said, "Later, you tore off my clothes and threw yourself into my arms."

Lao Lin was probably a little emotional, lowered his head, and kissed his neck.

"At that time, I really wanted to pin you on the bed and fuck you."

I don't know if it's because of the bewitching of the night or because the light of the wall lamp is too ambiguous, but the restrained desire was finally released at this moment.From sympathy to relentless pursuit, it was the throbbing at that moment that really convinced Lao Lin that his friendship with Kong Yu was no longer true.

Kong Yu was trembling because of Lao Lin's heavy breath.

"Don't talk about it, let me say that my butt will really hurt tomorrow."

However it was too late.

The huge thing behind him couldn't wait to swell up, and it pressed against Kong Yu's buttocks.

Kong Yu's heart was a little restless.He wants to do it, but he is worried about suffering