chaste dog

Too much.

When I touched the side with my hand, it turned out to be empty.

This ignorant dead straight man!

Kong Yu complained in his heart, I reserved my bed for you and warmed the quilt, why don't you know how to cooperate and sleep comfortably?

But the door was open and there was no movement or snoring outside, so Kong Yu could only get up, stepped on his slippers and went to the living room. There was a floor lamp in the living room, and Lao Lin's tall body was curled up on the sofa, face Facing the back of the sofa, I don't know if I fell asleep.

Kong Yu walked over and patted Lao Lin.

"Hey, why are you so asleep?"

When his hand touched Lao Lin's generous back, he realized that he had made a mistake.

Lao Lin didn't sleep at all.

His back muscles were tense, apparently still in the same state as when he was in the bathroom just now. Lao Lin, who was suppressing his anger, was terrifying. Kong Yu subconsciously wanted to run, but a powerful arm grabbed his wrist.

Finished!

Kong Yu shrunk his neck, wanting to beg for mercy, but Lao Lin sat up and put his hands on Kong Yu's shoulders, making him sit upright across from him.

Only then did Kong Yu see the expression on Lao Lin's face——

He wasn't angry, and he didn't want to beat anyone, but with the expression of a big brother who had endured for most of the night and finally couldn't help teaching his worthless younger brother, he said to Kong Yu seriously: "Baby, do you feel that you What's the problem with your sex view?"

Kong Yu was a little dazed.

What is the concept of sex? ? ?Baby is calling him? ? ?

Lao Lin held back his words, and he couldn't allow Kong Yu to ponder over them carefully.He said to Kong Yu: "Although the society is now open, there are still some things that I think need to be studied...how about we talk?"

Confucius said, "Huh?"

Lao Lin said: "Chairman Mao once said that any love that does not presuppose marriage is a hooligan—"

Kong Yu said: "Didn't Shakespeare say that? Where did Chairman Mao say that?"

Lao Lin said: "I have read related articles, and Chairman Mao quoted this sentence, especially for the relationship between young men and women, and we are also applicable."

"..."

Kong Yu felt a little headache: "How can we apply it? This horoscope has not been written, how can you say it is applicable?"

Lao Lin said: "This is also a problem that must be faced in the future!"

"..."

Lao Lin said again: "It's far away, baby, let's talk about your views on sex... If the two of us are not together, you really treat our matter tonight as a date? You think so of?"

Kong Yu said: "How about?? Your family is all cultural people, can you think of a better way to say it?"

Lao Lin said, "There is a problem, it's not right."

Kong Yu: "??"

Lao Lin said, "The procedure is wrong."

Kong Yu: "???"

Lao Lin said: "Fall in love first and then go to bed. I also made a mistake tonight. We can't do this in the future. Before we confirm the relationship, we should not share the same bed."

Kong Yu recalled the bed he had specially made: "Is it okay if you don't have sex?"

Lao Lin said: "Now I'm chasing you. If I don't catch you sleeping with you, it's inevitable that the gun will go off. It's not convenient to sleep together."

Kong Yu said: "Then what if you want to sleep together? For example, if you don't have a standard room for traveling?"

Lao Lin said: "How about this, Lao Zhou has a very good method, I think I can borrow it."

Kong Yu didn't believe that Zhou Yuyi and Yin Mo could sleep in the same bed safely, so he yawned and asked, "What the hell?"

Lao Lin said: "Safe word, safe word, if we have to sleep together, set a safe word, no matter who says this word, no matter where we go, we must stop."

Kong Yu yawned halfway, and when he heard the word safeword, he opened his mouth wide and couldn't close it anymore.

Zhou Yuyi's friend, Lao Lin didn't make friends in vain.

Kong Yu spent half an hour listening to Lao Lin chanting what words he could use to curb his lust, and he could feel like being empowered by ice water during fierce hand-to-hand combat.

Lao Lin didn't have difficulty in choosing, but when it came to issues related to the Confucius language, he considered it carefully and didn't dare to make a mistake.

Finally he asked Kong Yu: "Do you have any good ideas?"

Kong Yu sighed dejectedly: "Mentally retarded."

Lao Lin respected Kong Yu's opinion quite a lot, and this safe word was settled.

Kong Yu decided to go to sleep.He thought he had made an empiricist mistake. It wasn't that Lao Lin's Chinese performance was bad, but his Chinese performance was too good. After listening to him chatter for almost an hour, he didn't repeat a single word.

He rubbed his sore crotch, and asked Lao Lin, "Are you going to sleep on my bed?"

Lao Lin lay down on the sofa, with his hands behind his head: "I'll just take a nap here for a while."

"what ever."

Kong Yu turned his back and went back to the room, clutching his hands. After walking a few steps, Lao Lin on the sofa got up, picked him up from behind, and said, "Forget it, let's activate the safe word."

It was a peaceful night.

Lao Lin rubbed Kong Yu's ass for most of the night, but to Kong Yu's relief, the two of them had no chance to say safe words that night. He was so exhausted that he fell asleep as soon as his head touched the pillow, and woke up again By that time, it was already daylight.

Lao Lin is no longer there, but he left something for him——the steamed buns and white porridge on the table, and the walking stick by the bed.

Before Kong Yu was so angry that he didn't even eat his breakfast and rushed to Yin Mo's office with the crutch, he always thought it was a crutch.

Yin Mo raised his head from the desk, saw Kong Yu's furious appearance, and was speechless: "Kong Dog, this is a trekking stick. Have you ever seen an old man on the street using a trekking stick as a walking stick?"

Kong Yu blushed: "What's wrong with the trekking pole, what do you mean by giving me a trekking pole early in the morning?"

Yin Mo turned his mind and thought of a possibility: "Did you think Lao Lin was too short last night? In a rage, Lao Lin gave you a magic weapon?"

"I'll go to your rabbit's magic weapon!"

Kong Yu raised his trekking pole and was about to hit someone, Yin Mo twisted his body and dodged nimbly, but Kong Yu hit his lower back with too much movement, lying on Yin Mo's desk and screaming in pain.

"Come here, obscene, quickly, quickly, and see what's wrong with my waist."

Yin Mo hurriedly walked around the desk and lifted Kong Yu's T-shirt.

"Wipe! Such a large bruise!"

"Bruise?? Swollen?"

"No swelling."

Kong Yu turned around to look at it, but felt pain again, so he asked Yin Mo to take two pictures of him with his mobile phone.Yin Mo looked at it and patted it, but it wasn't satisfying, so he reached out and touched it again.

"You really need to work out."

Yin Mo helped Kong Yu up: "Not to mention that you are going to practice a few tricks to deal with Lao Lin, you are skinny and tender, and Lao Lin will bruise when pinched, and your muscles are more difficult to pinch."

Kong Yu said: "Refuse to be a muscular man."

Yin Mo lifted up his clothes, revealing his flat stomach: "I said, do you have any misunderstandings about muscles? Who told you to become a muscle master? I also have muscles, but other than the vest line, no one else can see the lumpy muscles." Zhou Yuyi really likes my place, he has to touch it every day, and I haven't seen him get swollen from being pinched by me."

Kong Yu saw Yin Mo's vest line, and said sourly, "I know your husband treats you well, but Lao Lin is different. Don't talk about it. My back hurts. Are there ice drinks in the tea room?"

Yin Mo called and asked his assistant to bring him a few bottles of ice water. Kong Yu held a bottle in one hand, put his hands on his hips on the bruise, and sat down.

"You look like an emoji now."

Now is not the time to laugh, but Yin Mo just couldn't help the desire to burst out laughing.Kong Yu said angrily, "Don't you just want to say that I look like a Shiba Inu?"

"No, it's this one."

Yin Mo took out his mobile phone, took out the emoji package and showed it to Kong Yu. The emoji package had no bright spots, but the biggest highlight was Zhou Yuyi.

Kong Yu was immediately curious about Yin Mo and Zhou Yuyi's private life.

"Are you sure your husband hasn't been pierced by a human soul?"

Yin Mo said: "Health examination every day, absolutely nothing."

Kong Yu was a little desperate: "You can post emojis with Zhou Yuyi, why can't Lao Lin stay with me for so long, and still can't cultivate his aesthetics?"

Yin Mo stared at Kong Yu's T, and asked him: "I said Kong Gou, are you too confident in your aesthetics?"

Kong Yu followed his gaze and looked down: "The T of AF, is there a problem? There are such big letters on it, don't they all wear it like this?"

Yin Mo said: "Forget it, you straight gay man, don't laugh at Lao Lin's aesthetics. And—"

He paused, and glanced up and down maliciously at Kong Yu: "Did you just find out? You came to me today, apart from pulling me to settle accounts with Lao Lin, have you been worrying about Lao Lin from the beginning to the end? "

Kong Yu suddenly realized, stood up awkwardly, and made a gesture to beat Yin Mo with ice water: "Damn rabbit, you are addicted to fishing, right???"

Yin Mo waved the trekking stick to block Kong Yu: "Don't be stubborn, if you keep being tough, you'll be a green tea dog. If you're a man, just be more straightforward. Your mother can't stand it anymore. In all fairness, Lao Lin is really spoiled." You, do you really think he is simple and easy to bully? Didn't he become a fool because of love."

Kong Yu said, "What did my mother tell you again?"

Yin Mo said: "Your mother said, your second child knows whether to choose bones or ham sausage, let me help you learn like the second child."

Kong Yu sat down dejectedly.

"That's not what you said. It doesn't happen overnight. Let's not say that he used to be a straight man. The two people have different living habits, hobbies and even circles of friends. Don't be friends when the time comes and end up in a mess. Then Oh no."

Yin Mo originally wanted to say that you just live too smoothly and don't want to suffer, but you also feel that you