chaste dog

Things—Kong Yu was glad that Lao Lin didn't notice him when he was looking at the little piglet, otherwise Lao Lin would probably have to carry some aluminum alloy to build a pig shed for him today.

Kong Yu moved a position and asked Lao Lin to bring the wine in. When Lao Lin bent over, Kong Yu saw that his clothes were soaked in sweat, and then realized that Lao Lin had brought the things here in the heat of 39 degrees. .

Kong's tone faded.

"Come in and rest for a while, don't move the chicken coop in, I can't raise chickens here."

Kong Yu found a pair of slippers for Lao Lin, and poured him a glass of water.Kong Yu was greedy for cold, and the temperature of the air conditioner was turned on low. When he went out with a water glass, he saw Lao Lin sneezed.

Lao Lin also felt cold. His clothes were wet with sweat and stuck to his body, and the cold wind swept away the cold against his flesh, which made him sneezed again.

He stretched his hands behind his back, held the clothes and shook them, but found that he still couldn't do it, so he asked Kong Yu, "Do you mind if I take off my clothes?"

Lao Lin thought to himself, since they are all men anyway, he doesn’t have the Confucius language, and the Confucius language probably isn’t that particular. As he asked, he raised his arms and took off his shirt, revealing his muscular upper body.

Before Kong Yu could say the word "Jie", his eyes straightened.

Wucao, did this reckless man grow up eating Viagra? ?

Lao Lin was wrapped tightly before, but he was tall, long-legged, and well-built. Now that he was undressed, Kong Yu was so envious that his eyes were almost red. He walked over and poked Lao Lin on the back: "How long have you been practicing?" ? How long have you eaten protein powder???”

"what?"

Lao Lin turned around, and Kong Yu subconsciously looked at his lower abdomen, only to see something with its mouth open, and the cup fell to the ground.

"You still have tattoos?????"

Kong Yu was really jealous this time.A few years ago, he and Yin Mo wanted to pretend to imitate others and get two tattoos. After watching other people's tattoos several times, they were frightened. They went home and poked each other a few times with compasses to test their endurance. Both of them cried Dad called mother to stop, and went back and bought a few waterproof stickers to stick on his body.

Seeing the black mamba's head protruding from Lao Lin's lower abdomen, Kong Yu was not reconciled to life and death. He squatted down, rolled up the sleeves of his home clothes, and rubbed Lao Lin's abdominal muscles: "Could it be a waterproof sticker?"

He swears that he just wants to rub it and see the full picture of the tattoo. It has absolutely no other meaning, not even staring at the crotch dog.

He didn't expect Lao Lin's reaction to be so fast, and he didn't expect that he just wanted to see the whole picture of the black mamba, but accidentally touched a few rough hairs.

Kong Yu looked down again, and saw that Lao Lin's lower body was bulging a lot, his jeans were tight, and the buttons were about to burst.

Kong Yu was bitten by a snake, stood up hurriedly, and rubbed his hands on both sides of his thighs.Lao Lin was also a little embarrassed. He wanted to cover it with his hands, but felt it was too abrupt, so he squatted down to pick up the pieces of the water glass to cover up his reaction.

Kong Yu looked around, his eyes wandering, and finally landed on the bathroom door: "Why don't you go take a shower?"

Lao Lin said, "I'll clean this place up first. Be careful, don't hurt your feet."

Kong Yu said: "It's okay, you can go wash it, there is a washing machine on the balcony of the bathroom, with a drying function, you can throw your clothes in it, and you can wear it later."

Kong Yu brought a broom and dustpan, and urged Lao Lin to take a bath. Lao Lin said that he was not used to wearing dry clothes, so Kong Yu went to help Lao Lin find a bathrobe for him to wear first. After the clothes were dried, they were dried outside Give it a few minutes and put it back on when you leave.

Lao Lin said: "Then you don't move, the glass shards are put here, and I will clean it up after I take a shower."

Kong Yu was also polite to him: "You'd better go take a bath first, I'll do it."

Lao Lin took the bathrobe and went to the bathroom to take a shower. Kong Yu reckoned that Lao Lin would take 10 to [-] minutes to take a bath. As soon as Lao Lin entered the bathroom, he threw the broom and lay down on the sofa, ready to rest for a while before cleaning.

He first called home and said that he would go home the day after tomorrow after dinner, and after a few words, the bathroom door slammed and Lao Lin came out.

Now Kong Yu's face began to be ashamed.

While listening to Mother Kong's teachings, he got up and prepared to sweep the floor, but Lao Lin picked up the broom, pressed his shoulders, motioned him to continue calling, and cleaned the floor in a hurry.

Seeing Lao Lin being so diligent, Kong Yu felt a little sorry: "Why don't I treat you to dinner, just to hang your clothes to dry, and leave after dinner."

Of course Lao Lin was happy: "Okay, what's for dinner?"

Kong Yu opened the app: "Takeaway."

"..."

Lao Lin came over to see what Kong Yu wanted to order.

The screen of the mobile phone is small, and Kong Yu is lying on the sofa without sitting. Lao Lin has to lean forward against the sofa and look at him. He is tall and has just taken a hot shower. He stands in front of Kong Yu, and the heat keeps blowing towards Kong Yu Drilling, Kong Yu was too hot, and wanted to push Lao Lin away, but unexpectedly, his hand reached the hem of the bathrobe, but he discovered a somewhat horrifying fact.

"You even washed your underwear???"

Lao Lin said, "I've washed it."

Kong Yu struggled to sit up from the sofa. He was looking at his mobile phone just now. He hadn’t noticed something wrong with the clothes on Lao Lin’s body. Looking at it now, this two-size bathrobe was almost hanging on Lao Lin’s body, showing his chest muscles. Not to mention, the thighs can also be seen faintly.

"You're just empty inside??? Didn't you notice anything wrong???"

Lao Lin said: "I'm used to it. I didn't have underwear to change when I lived in school, so I have to wear my pants to go to class."

"..."

But something was wrong with Kong Yu, he was thinking about the black mamba in Lao Lin's lower abdomen in his mind, and he was always thinking about the size of Lao Lin's thing that he accidentally touched just now.He only knew that Lao Lin's size was majestic enough when he reacted, but he didn't expect it to be big enough normally—out of male competitive psychology, Kong Yu felt very unbalanced.

After he glanced a few more times, he found that the gaze above his head was also a little fiery. Lao Lin talked about ordering takeaway from the app, but actually stared at himself, looking like a bear that has been hungry all winter.

Kong Yu felt that the chrysanthemum was getting cold, so he closed the app and said to Lao Lin, "Why don't we go out to eat."

As soon as the words fell, there was a thunderstorm outside the window, and it was going to rain heavily.

Kong Yu asked again: "It's going to rain heavily, why don't I treat you to dinner next time? Your house is far away from mine, and it will be inconvenient to drive when it rains later."

When Kong Yu said this, he was sure to ask Lao Lin to go away—a few months ago, in front of Kong Yu, Lao Lin wondered why he insisted on leaving in rainy and snowy days, and why he angered his ex-girlfriend.

Unexpectedly, Lao Lin sat down and said, "I didn't drive, I came here by electric bike."

Kong Yu quickly said, "Don't worry! I have a raincoat here."

Lao Lin said: "The raincoat is useless. I am riding a shared electric car. I don't know if I am downstairs at the moment."

"..."

Why are the words shared electric vehicles so familiar? ?

Kong Yu just remembered that a few months ago, Lao Lin not only complained in front of him that he insisted on leaving on a rainy and snowy day and angered his ex-girlfriend, but also taught Lao Lin some routines by the way—it was he who taught Lao Lin how to go out with his partner. Do not drive at home, it is best to go in rainy and snowy days, and ride a shared bicycle, so that you can go there without returning.He also suggested that Lao Lin take advantage of the summer to show more flesh, so that such a good figure should not be wrapped in those straight men's aesthetic clothes every day. His final conclusion is that Lao Lin should be good at using all available advantages such as height, muscles, wealth, etc. , to create a sexy macho image with hormones bursting out of the table.

Now that all these routines are used by Lao Lin on himself, Kong Yu couldn't help asking: "I said that your black mamba tattoo is not because I told you that you got the tattoo."

Lao Lin looked directly at Kong Yu, and he didn't seem guilty at all: "No."

Kong Yu didn't believe it: "Really? Then how could you think of a black mamba???"

He still didn't believe that just a straight man like Lao Lin could come up with such a sexy idea.

Sure enough, Lao Lin gave him an answer that can be called a perfect straight man: "Because I like Kobe."

Kong Yu subconsciously looked at Lao Lin's lower body. He didn't know whether he was dazzled or misheard. A straight man with a rough nerve likes a player, and then tattooed that player's symbol on his lower abdomen where even hair can see?Is this Lao Lin's maverick, or are all straight men playing cards that don't follow the rules? ?

Confucius was a little confused.

Seeing Kong Yu staring at his crotch, Lao Lin thought that Kong Yu disliked him for not wearing underwear, so he sat down on his legs and asked Kong Yu, "Why don't you help me find a pair of pants?"

Only then did Kong Yu come to his senses, and he pushed Lao Lin away with two fingers in disgust: "I'm sorry, underwear is not available for borrowing."

"It's not underwear. I definitely can't wear your underwear."

Kong Yu was a little aggrieved: "What do you mean, insinuating that my chirp is not as big as yours?"

Lao Lin said: "That's not what I mean. I'm not used to wearing your bullet-tipped underwear. It's too tight. Help me find a pair of underwear."

"Ok."

Kong Yu stood up and went to find Lao Lin's underpants, but after walking a few steps, he realized something was wrong; "How do you know I have bullet-tipped underwear?"

"..."

Except for some special occasions, Kong Yu doesn't like to wear this kind of underwear either.Two days ago when he met Fangyuan, he just changed into a pair. After putting it on, he remembered that he still had chickenpox scars on his buttocks. He took off his underwear and put on boxer briefs to wrap his butt tightly. The remaining pair of underwear was thrown in the bathroom.

Kong Yu looked at Lao Lin suspiciously: "You didn't do anything weird, did you?"

Lao Lin said, "Is it worth washing for you?"

? ?

Kong Yu ran to the balcony of the bathroom and took a look. Lao Lin's underwear was stuck to a pair of bullet-tipped underwear, which he had changed that day.

He felt that he was a bit of a gentleman.

After all, in the past few months, apart from chickenpox