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He Xu was silent for a moment, then jumped up suddenly.

It's just that he was on the side of the bed, and he didn't know where to put his hands and feet, so he jumped up for only a second, but because of a slipped foot, he knelt down on one knee Kneeling hard to the ground in the splits position.

"...I, fuck!" He held his crotch with difficulty.For the first time in his life, he experienced the sour taste of "crap". He said that he didn't want to do it again in his life.

Maybe, he thought, there was something really wrong with him, or maybe he was crazy.

Otherwise, why would he be hard on the same person one after another?

In his mind, Fang Xu’s Q version of the villain was crying lasagna tears while pointing at him and complaining, “I treat you like a brother, but you fucking want to fuck me”, and then he pulled out a 40-meter-long knife and chopped him down. dog head.

Is it too late for him to explain now?

He didn't have the courage to look at Fang Xu's face.

"Okay, I know you will do the splits, you can get up, no matter how you perform, I won't give you a tip."

"..." You're not angry at all?

"Listen to me, that...maybe what we're drinking tonight is whipped cream, so it's inevitable, um, you understand?" He looked at Fang Xu with a look of fear.

For a moment, He Xu felt that Fang Xu was about to say something, and his expression was a little strange, which made He Xu's heart flustered, and he couldn't tell whether it was panic or something else.

But in the end, he just said calmly, "Well, maybe, I also feel a little uncomfortable."

He Xu instantly forgot how he felt just now, he breathed a sigh of relief, laughed a few times, and got up in an awkward posture, secretly glad that the pajamas were washed and dry, he slept in sweatpants today, Fortunately, the sweatpants are loose enough, otherwise the embarrassment would break through the sky.

"That's right, they're all men, you understand. Hehehe, I heard that boys who are close to each other will help each other..." What the hell are you talking about, He Xu, are you crazy?

"So... you mean you want me to help you?" Fang Xu raised his eyebrows.

Fuck, just talk when you speak, don't raise your eyebrows, okay, I'm afraid I won't be able to control myself. "Ah, you're welcome, you're welcome, no, I mean no need to bother you, I'm used to doing it myself..." He Xu, you'd better die!

"No, I'm not, I haven't, you listen to my explanation."

"Pfft...hahahaha" Fang Xu laughed out loud as if he could finally bear it no longer.

"Fuck, have you laughed enough? Shut up!" He Xu finally became angry from embarrassment.

Fang Xu closed his mouth in a very considerate manner, but he couldn't help the smile on his face, and the teasing gaze made He Xu's scalp tingle.He gritted his teeth and poked Fang Xu fiercely, and rushed out of the room like the wind.

Five minutes later, He Xu came back with a slightly cool body.

"So fast?"

"Is 5 minutes fast?" He Xu didn't know why, but gave Fang Xu a meaningful look.

He frowned again, "Hey, don't you think I'm going to masturbate... How can I be so fast? No, I mean, I didn't masturbate, I fucked!"

Fang Xu said, "Okay, okay, I'll just begrudgingly believe you."

"I really don't have one." Fang Xu, you've failed your studies, and you've actually learned to speak pornographically!He Xu was heartbroken.

"Okay, I won't tease you anymore, won't it be cold if you stand?"

It was indeed a bit cold, after all, he had flushed it with cold water just now.After being told by Fang Xu, it seemed to be even colder.

He Xu shivered, and looked at Fang Xu hesitantly.

"What are you looking at me for? Come up, will I still eat you?"

"I found that you...are very vengeful." I always like to use what others have said to hit back at each other.

With that in his mouth, he quickly slipped from the end of the bed to the bed and covered himself with the quilt.

The quilt was warmed by Fang Xu's body temperature, and He Xu's thoughts, which had finally cooled down, were about to boil again.

He secretly groaned, wondering if he really drank some whip wine?

"I don't hold grudges, I just have a good memory." Fang Xu replied solemnly. "Okay, it's time to go to bed. You have to get up and make breakfast tomorrow morning. Turn off the lights."

As he said that, Fang Xu reached out and dimmed the bedside lamp.

The room was plunged into darkness for a moment.

……

He Xu heard Fang Xu's breathing gradually become longer, he whispered, "Fang Xu?"

There was no response, and he waited and waited. Finally, he dared to move carefully. He was too nervous just now, and he had been lying upright for a long time, his body was sore.

Unknowingly, he turned slightly and faced Fang Xu's direction.

Fang Xu was lying on his back, with the quilt covering his chest, with a well-behaved sleeping appearance.

Although he couldn't see clearly in the dark, the shape of Fang Xu's collarbone could be outlined in front of He Xu's eyes almost instantly. He couldn't describe it, but he just thought it was beautiful.

And the dimples on his cheeks when he smiled, revealing a shy and reserved cuteness.

But when he wasn't smiling, those two dimples disappeared completely. As long as he raised his chin slightly and glanced at someone with that lukewarm look, he would reveal a sense of aggressive oppression, which was particularly exciting.

He Xu's heart seemed to be hit by arrow after arrow in an instant, and those arrows all came from a name——Fang Xu.

At this moment, He Xu realized clearly - he is finished.

Don't talk about men dawdling and reacting is normal, after all, men are standard lower-body animals, and I don't talk about taking extra care of him just because I can't see my friends from other places alone, let alone talking about drinking Wine is this whip or that whip.

That's all self-deception.

There is only one reason why he is like this.

He likes Fang Xu, not like a friend, but like a lover.

Before that, He Xu didn't know that he liked men at all, no, it should be said that he never thought about whether he liked men or not.

Although sometimes when I am with friends, I will talk about it, and I will chat about flirting with girls.

But he never had the idea of ​​really pursuing someone and then falling in love.

Maybe it's because his life is already busy and tiring, and he doesn't have that extra energy, or maybe it's just because he hasn't met the person he likes.

"Oh..." He sighed softly.But why is that person Fang Xu?

If Fang Xu found out, according to his personality, even if he didn't beat himself to death, he probably wouldn't be able to be friends.

Sure enough, the eyes of the people are discerning.Thinking of the words Zeng Ning said to himself before, maybe he should thank Zeng Ning for those words, otherwise, he might not be able to recognize his heart until now.

Thinking about it this way, He Xu really couldn't help but laugh.

He didn't know whether he should thank Zeng Ning or beat him up.

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He Xu: The moment I found out that I turned out to be a bender, I actually panicked a lot XD