The day of the flash marriage with Mr. Tiger

When the puppet cat heard this sentence, it immediately put away its tears, ran from the middle of the table to Miao Xu, looked at him affectionately, and said with sparkling eyes, "You are my fan? No wonder you recognize me and know that I have moved. .”

Milian raised his front paws and clasped them together in front of his chest, making him more and more like an angel: "I'm a fan, I'll give you a model of my paw prints, as long as you are willing to take me in."

Miao Xu looked at the Maotuanzi Ragdoll, and fell into a huge struggle in his heart. He said embarrassingly, "But I'm married."

Miriam paused for a few seconds, before continuing: "What does it matter, I won't treat fans like this or that."

Miao Xu thought for a while, then said, "I still have children at home."

Among other things, the perverted cat thief hadn't been caught yet, and it wasn't safe to have Miriam with the waiter.

Milian listened, tears rolled in his eyes again, sobbing and said: "Uncle policeman, do you have the heart to let me sleep on the cold floor of the detention room today, I am such a poor kitten, I only need one square meter The area of ​​the meter will not disturb you and your family."

Miao Xu's position was not so firm in an instant.

Xiong Xiong said, "Don't pretend to be tender and call uncle, you are already an adult." He turned to Miao Xu and said, "We will work overtime tonight to arrest people, I don't have time to play with the cat, if it is convenient for you, take him in One click, and we should be able to catch people in no time."

Xiong Xiong looked at the time, and it was indeed not too early, so he said to Miao Xu: "As for the safety issue, I don't think you need to worry, after all, there is your family, no fool will come near."

Miao Xu looked at the calm Xiong Xiong, then at the begging Milian, and finally said vaguely, "I'll call my family to discuss it."

Miao Xu went to the side to make a phone call, and Milian looked at his back curiously, and said, "I didn't expect my fans to be a strict wife."

Xiong Xiong responded blankly: "Hmm."

Miao Xu called Wang Yinyi's mobile phone, and the first thing Wang Yin said after answering the answer was: "Why is it so late today, haven't you come back yet?"

Miao Xu cleared his throat and said, "There's something wrong." He said everything—of course omitting the fact that he was Miriam's fan and the puppet cat eating the trick box lunch, and told Wang Yinyi the whole story. In the end, be careful "Can you take him home to live?"

Without even thinking about it, Wang Yin said firmly, "No."

Miao Xu said, "The cat is so pitiful."

Wang Yinyi: "No."

"Only for a day or two."

"No."

"He is a lonely little puppet wandering outside. He only needs one square meter of space, so you are not willing to give it to him?" Miao Xu imitated what Milian said just now and repeated it to Wang Yin.

Wang Yinyi: "...No."

Miao Xu said: "Our teachers have taught us since we were young that we should be compassionate as human beings. Caring for small animals is an expression of kindness."

A series of crimes were put on Wang Yinyi's head, and Wang Yinyi had nothing to say.

"Forget it then." Seeing that Wang Yin remained silent, Miao Xu said, "Then I'll go out and find a place to live with the cat, and I won't be coming back tonight."

Wang Yin heard it one by one, it's okay to go out to open a room together, and quickly said: "No!"

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work either." Miao Xu said, "Do you only know this word?"

Wang Yinyi said: "All right, all right, you bring that cat back, and I'll send Zhao Zhao to grandpa's place to stay overnight." He wanted to see what kind of three-headed and six-armed cat it was, and it took Miao Xu's soul away. .

Miao Xu happily hung up the phone, returned to Xiong Xiong and Milian, and said calmly: "After I told my family, he was very understanding and agreed to let Milian go back with me."

The puppet cat immediately beamed with joy, jumped from the table into Miao Xu's arms, and said, "The police comrades are the best, they are the little padded jackets of the people."

Miao Xu usually meows like a kitten, but in fact the puppet cat is a large cat, weighing more than ten kilograms, suddenly jumped into his arms and hit his chest, making him secretly swallow a mouthful of old blood.

But the fluffy feel is so good, Milian raised his head, pointed his nose at Miao Xu, and his big almond-like eyes looked like he was smiling.

Miao Xu hugged the big hairball, thinking, it's an angel!

Milian and Miao Xu went home together. On the way, the puppet cat asked Miao Xu's name, and generously said that he could give Miao Xu a mobile phone pendant made of his shed hair when he went back.

One person and one cat arrived at the destination by taxi. Miao Xu got out of the car with the cat in his arms. Miriam looked at the house in front of him and said in surprise, "Oh, your house is so big, so grand."

Miao Xu said, "Old house."

He walked to the door with the cat in his arms, and before he could take the key to open the door, the door opened.

Wang Yinyi appeared behind the door, saw the cat in Miao Xu's arms, and the first thing he said was: "Can't you walk without legs?"

Miao Xu glared at Wang Yinyi, and Mi Lian saw Wang Yinyi yelling "Ah", leaned back and leaned on Miao Xu's chest.

"My God, what a tiger!"

The puppet cat was limp like a salted fish, raised its paw to cover its eyes, and said weakly, "I've been frightened too much recently."

Miao Xu was surprised: "Haven't you seen our little tiger?"

Milian said weakly: "I didn't know it was your family's cub."

Milian jumped out of Miao Xu's arms, hid behind his legs, and asked secretly, "Do tigers like to eat kittens?"

Wang Yin looked at him with a smile and said, "I like it, I can eat three in one bite."

The puppet cat shivered behind Miao Xu.

Miao Xu quickly said: "He's teasing you, come in."

"That's good, it's safe with a tiger around." Milian murmured to himself and followed Miao Xu into the room.

Wang Yinyi looked at the puppet cat from behind and narrowed his eyes.

The puppet cat squatted in the living room, praised the furnishings of the owner's house, wagged its tail, and asked politely: "I've had a rough day today. It's dark and cold at this time, and I'm already hungry. Could the owner give me a treat?" Have a warm meal."

The kitten raised its face, pressed its paws on the ground in an orderly manner, and behaved well. Seeing the flood of compassion, Miao Xu said, "Of course." He asked Wang Yinyi with his eyes, do you have something to eat?

Wang Yinyi sneered and snorted.

Milian said: "That's really great, I believe the food cooked by the owner must be delicious, because lunch—" He just wanted to say that the meatballs in the lunch box are delicious, and Miao Xu rushed to him In front of him, cover his little mouth.

It would be miserable if Lao Wang knew about it.

Mao Mao was covering her mouth and looked at Miao Xu with wide eyes. Wang Yin pulled Miao Xu away with his hands, took him by the hand and led him to the restaurant, saying, "Dinner is ready."

Milian tilted his head, then stood up from the ground and followed.

Wang Yin had eaten with Zhao Zhao early in the morning, and after the meal, he asked Qiao Erha to send the child to his grandfather. Grandpa Sanhuo was probably happy tonight, and he hadn't seen his grandson for a long time.

Now he was sitting at the table, arms crossed, watching Miao Xu and the cat eating coldly.

Miao Xu asked Milian: "Will you come back after eating?"

Milian replied: "I'm used to this, it's more convenient for me."

Ragdoll cats often shoot live videos, but the cat form is used more often.

It was the first time Miao Xu saw a person living in this way, and he couldn't help but look at him with probing eyes.In the eyes of others, it was Miao Xu staring at Milian desperately.

Wang Yin tapped the table with one finger and said, "Concentrate on eating."

Only then did Miao Xu regain his senses, put a lot of food into Milian's bowl with a spoon, and said, "Eat more."

He was just afraid that the puppet cat would be inconvenient, so Wang Yin grabbed the dish one by one and brought it to Miao Xu. Miao Xu said puzzledly, "Let the guests eat."

The puppet cat buried its head in the bowl as if it didn't know anything.

After dinner, as soon as Wang Yin went to the kitchen to pack his things, Milian walked up to Miao Xu on a catwalk, looked up at him, and asked, "Can I take a bath?"

He turned his head and licked his long hair, trying to smooth it out, and said, "I've been wandering outside these days, and I've been wandering. Apart from hoping to have a full meal, what I want most is to take a hot bath."

What a pitiful little cat, the glamorous net red cat is now dusty, Miao Xu hurriedly took him into the bathroom, and said to him: "All of these can be used."

Miriam looked around, pointed at the shower gel with her paw, and said, "Lemon flavor, I like it."

Miao Xu took the shower gel off the shelf, put it in front of him, and said, "What else do you need?"

The puppet cat lowered its head slightly, thought for a moment, and then asked Miao Xu: "If it's convenient, can you help me take a bath? After all, I'm not familiar with this bathroom."

Miao Xu was flattered immediately, he had never bathed a small animal before, so he was a little at a loss: "What should I do?"

Milian said, "Haven't you ever bathed a tiger? Just the same."

Not really, he hasn't even touched a tiger's fur. Miao Xu watched Milian jump into the bathtub, staring at him with big blue eyes, flicking his thick tail, as if to seduce him: Come on Yeah, come on.

With excitement, Miao Xu picked up the shower and moved to the bathtub. Just as he was about to turn on the water, the bathroom door was slammed open. Wang Yinyi, who came out of the kitchen, broke into the bathroom, pulled Miao Xu up from the ground, rushed Looking at the kitten in the bathtub, he smiled and said, "It's fine if you don't have feet and can't walk, and you don't even have hands? Can't you wash yourself?"

He dragged Miao Xu out involuntarily, and slammed the bathroom door. Miao Xu looked at him and said, "Why are you so fierce?" The kitten was frightened.

Wang Yinyi smiled and said, "I'm not fierce." Isn't that still smiling?

He patted Miao Xu on the shoulder and said, "Go take a bath too."

Fortunately, the family is big and there are several bathrooms. Miao Xu always takes a bath quickly. When he came out, the puppet cat was still tossing inside. After a long time, Milian opened the door with his wet fur, poked his head out and asked : "Where is the hair dryer?"

He was covered in water stains, and his long hair stuck to his body. He lost a lot of weight in an instant, his eyes looked bigger, and he looked more pitiful. Miao Xu brought a hair dryer and said to him, "Let me help you."

Mi Lian looked out anxiously, wanting to see where Wang Yinyi was, and asked cautiously, "Is it okay?"

Miao Xu said: "Leave him alone." Then let the cat jump on the chair, pick up the hair dryer and blow the puppet cat's fur.

Milian is human after all, he is not afraid of water and the sound of a hair dryer like a real cat, and he is very cooperative from beginning to end. When Miao Xu said that he raised his paw, he raised his paw to the sky, and he would also take the initiative to push up his butt to let Miao Xu Blow his big tail.

The long hair that was soaked in water dries up visibly to the naked eye, becoming fluffy and soft, and at the same time exudes a scent of lemon, fragrant and soft, like cotton candy.

Miao Xu blew on the puppet cat's fur and said, "It's a little knotted, I'll get a comb to smooth it out for you."

He got up and went back to the room, took out the two combs, thought for a while, the puppet's hair is so long, the small comb might be too small for it, so it's better to use the big one.

He made up his mind and was about to return to the bathroom with a large blue hairbrush, but he bumped into Wang Yinyi behind the door.

Wang Yin frowned, stared at the comb in Miao Xu's hand, and asked, "What are you doing?"

Miao Xu shook the comb in his hand and said, "Smooth the cat."

Wang Yin grabbed the comb one by one and said, "Don't use this."

Miao Xu was puzzled: "Then how do you untangle the knotted hair?"

Wang Yinyi smiled lightly: "Use your hands."

Miao Xu returned to the bathroom empty-handed in a daze. Wang Yinyi held the blue hairbrush and groaned in his heart. This is his exclusive comb, and even if he doesn't use it, he can't give it to others.

When Wang Yin followed Miao Xu to the bathroom, he immediately regretted the scene inside.

Miao Xu was blowing with a hair dryer with one hand, and buried the other hand into the fluffy hair of the puppet cat, and stroked it slowly along the direction of hair growth. Tricky.

The kitten squinted its eyes and meowed in comfort, and Miao Xu also smiled all over his face, enjoying themselves with each other.

As soon as Wang Yin gripped the comb, the smile on his face cracked.

After all the fur was dried and straightened, the puppet cat turned into a ball of lemon-flavored fur. The fur on the neck was the softest, making the small face more delicate and delicate. Milian rubbed his head against Miao Xu's. With the palm of your hand, say sincerely, "Thank you."

Miao Xu smiled and scratched his chin.

Milian raised his head and was about to speak again, but a huge shadow enveloped him. Wang Yinyi stood above his head, the corners of his mouth raised, but there was no warmth in his eyes. He asked with a smile, "What else do you want?"

Milian ran to hide behind Miao Xu, and said dawdly, "I still want to make a phone call..." He pushed Miao Xu's calf with his paw, "I haven't contacted the company for a long time, and I want to call to report my safety. .”

Of course Miao Xu would agree to this request, carried him to the table, handed him the phone, and said, "Use it."

Milian patted the phone screen with his round and short paws, and he was able to dial. After the call was connected, the management staff of the company was stunned for a moment, then scolded Milian, and then cried with the cat on the phone.

Milian only said that he was cheated away by someone, but didn't give details. The company staff said, "As long as people are fine, what about the cat? Is the cat okay?"

Milian is used to playing two roles, and said, "Very well, the cat is fine."

"Let's make a video tonight and put it on the Internet. If the cat doesn't show up, the fans will almost run away."

Milian hung up the phone, looked at the number one fan beside him, and said, "So, can I use this phone to shoot videos?"

Wang Yinyi leaned to the side, with his long legs against the wall, as lazy as a big cat—he was a big cat in the first place, and said leisurely: "One after another, there are so many demands."

Milian looked at Miao Xu aggrievedly, and said, "I'm sorry to trouble you." He pulled Miao Xu's pants with his claws, "The popularity of the Internet is just a flash in the pan, and it takes hard work to maintain the lasting popularity. Now I only have You, a fan, can rely on."

When Wang Yin heard the word "fan", his eyelids twitched.

Miao Xu bent down and said to Milian, "Of course it can be used."

Milian cheered up: "Then help me take pictures."

He immediately entered the state, lay down on the table, raised his tail, folded his paws, and posed a model pose.

Miao Xu picked up the phone and was about to record a video, but as soon as Wang Yin stretched out his hand, he pinched the top of the phone with his slender fingers, and with a light twitch, Miao Xu's phone fell into Wang Yinyi's hand.

"I'll come." Wang Yinyi said briefly.

After changing to another photographer, Milian was a little stiff, but quickly adjusted his mentality, turned over, lay on the table with his belly exposed, four paws retracted, turned into a cute little angel, and looked at the camera sincerely.

Wang Yinyi didn't know how to take good pictures of him, so he found a random angle and recorded for a few seconds, then threw the phone to Greasy Net Red Cat, and said, "Okay."

Milian jumped up and took down his mobile phone. After viewing the video, he was very dissatisfied and felt that he was ugly in the film, but he didn't dare to make a sound due to the tiger's prestige, so he could only comfort himself in a low voice: "It's okay, with my beauty, just add some Filters are still available."

Milian used Miao Xu's mobile phone to log in to his account, uploaded the video, and scratched the words with his claws: "I'm worrying everyone, I'm back, meow."

The comments under that video immediately exploded. Milian lay on the table, wagging his tail and interacting with fans whom he hadn't seen for a long time. He was so engrossed that he forgot about Miao Xu and Wang Yinyi for the time being.

Miao Xu didn't bother him either, and quietly looked at the fluffy kitty, his eyes were full of divine light.

Wang Yin stood aside, the curve of his lips slowly pulled down, and finally he pursed the corners of his lips and did not speak.

After a whole night of tossing, it was finally time to go to bed. How to arrange Miriam was a problem.

Wang Yin said with a smile: "Didn't you say that you only need one square meter of space? Just find a cushion to sleep in the corner of the wall."

Milian lowered his head and said, "Yes, I'm just a helpless kitten who was stolen by bad guys and wandered around for several days. I only deserve to have an area of ​​one square meter."

He raised his head again and looked at Miao Xu eagerly: "No matter how cold and lonely that square meter is, I'm still grateful to you all."

Miao Xu was amused by him, and said: "Don't be so pitiful, come with me, my room is spacious, I will build you a simple bed and a quilt to keep you warm." He waved at the puppet cat.

Mi Lian jumped down from the table and happily followed Miao Xu. Seeing the man and the cat walking towards Miao Xu's room together, and the cat was about to step into the bedroom, Wang Yinyi finally couldn't take it anymore.

This playful cat.

Unbearable, there is no need to bear it anymore, Wang Yin walked over with a big stride, grabbed the puppet cat by the back of the neck, lifted him from the ground, threw him out, and the puppet cat rolled over in the air and landed smoothly.

"You still want to enter the house?" Wang Yinyi sneered, walked into Miao Xu's bedroom, and closed the door with a "bang" in front of the cat, shutting Milian out.

Miao Xu pretended to be puzzled and asked, "What's wrong?"

Wang Yin turned his head and said, "Just let strangers in like this?"

Miao Xu held back his laughter and said, "I think he's a cat."

Milian is different from other people, the shape of the cat is very real, Miao Xu treats him as a kitten, and he does not object, but enjoys it.

"Who told him to be fluffy?" Miao Xu said.

Wang Yin put away his smile, lowered his face, suddenly turned into a tiger, and rushed towards Miao Xu, threw him on the bed, pressed his paws on both sides of his head, slowly lowered his head, Focusing on Miao Xu, he said through gritted teeth.

"I'm fluffy too."

The author has something to say: Milian's claws folded together: how can you say that I am a showman, I am so pure