Did Tiandao die again today?

"Do you want to play cards?" There were many topics in front of the camera that were unspoken, but when the voices gradually faded, a staff member made a suggestion, and after a great response, he found two decks of cards, rock-paper-scissors, and joined the four of them. Will not voluntarily exit.

Xueba Wensizhe played first-hand with the director, plus two staff members. He lost five games and changed people.Master Huang and Wang Lulu also took turns for a few rounds, and their losses were hopeless.The director has always been a fan of mahjong and cards, and his addiction was hooked by this loss. Seeing that everyone was afraid of losing and didn't want to play, he hugged the assistant director's leg and dragged him back, and urged Lu Misheng to come to play too.

"Director, where's your morals?" Wen Sizhe boldly denounced the director for molesting minors.

"It's called adapting to society ahead of time!" The director said eloquently, and smiled at Brother Lu, rubbed his hands together and told Brother Lu that he could ask him if he didn't understand the rules.

The director tried to instigate, but Brother Lu didn't shirk it, he patted the tiger and told it to lie far away so as not to scare people, Brother Lu sat down and joined forces.Together they make a living koi.Brother Lu's luck is simply inhumane. It is normal for five cards to dominate the audience. There are 27 cards that can be played straight away. The crowd of onlookers gathered, and later Xueba didn't believe in evil and shuffled the cards for Brother Lu to draw, and King Zhang Zhang drew Wen Sizhe to doubt his life.This unscientific! ! !

"Is this a setting again?" Sensing that Brother Yilu asked Xiaobai directly, unexpectedly Xiaobai kicked the world: "No, this is the fault of the will of the world!"

"The will of the world here also needs to be upgraded?" Brother Lu couldn't help asking because he had benefited inexplicably again.

"No, maybe it thinks it's fun?" Thinking of what the executors who came on vacation had experienced before, Xiaobai didn't think it was strange: "The world will in this world is relatively happy, brother Lu, as long as you know it in your heart."

No, I didn't count, I don't feel happy at all!Brother Lu's mental activities are extremely rich at this time, but his face is still cold. He didn't notice that Xiaobai who complained in his heart was still rippling. He told Brother Lu about who among the executors was on vacation, and met the will of the world to play "encounter", Occasionally encounter derailment, accidental car accident, occasional murder, occasional natural disaster, in short, all kinds of scenes involved in natural disasters and man-made disasters, the familiarity with the god of death is comparable to that of the elementary school students in a certain movie; , When I met the will of the world to play "Sura Field", she was set up as a pure and soft girl, and was forced to become a royal sister queen.The world is so good at playing, the executors cried and begged the boss to play with them-for the last rewarding points.

"So what is the Will of the World planning to play now?" Brother Lu asked sharply, but Xiao Bai choked and did not answer.It thinks you are funny, brother Lu, but Xiaobai dare not say this sentence.

Xueba is a banker and occasionally has a chance to win a few hands, and a koi is a banker. The director who is addicted to poker is shocked to doubt his life. Seeing that it is still early, everyone throws their cards and goes back to sleep.This time Brother Lu kept watch at night, after all, there was a tiger there, and no one could control it except Brother Lu. Although the director once again brought up the topic of "staying up all night is not good for growth", it's just that this time the director's words stopped abruptly in front of Brother Lu. In the middle of the branch—the penetrating three points, still shaking, the director silently closed his mouth.Only Xueba still shouted that it was unscientific. He really wanted to use various physical formulas to prove that the phenomenon of the branch poking the trunk does not conform to the interaction of forces, but he was dragged away by the Huang Ye who had just seen the other world.

The night was quiet, and the tiger lay down next to Brother Lu and took a nap in boredom. There was no entertainment, and Brother Lu stared at the bonfire in a daze.In this world, there is no cultivation base and no fairy art. When cultivation becomes a habit, Lu Misheng, who can't do anything, is a little at a loss.

When Wang Lulu came out of the wooden house at midnight, her face was pale and her unsteady steps were obviously due to physical discomfort.The half-starved tiger had a keen sense of smell. He opened his eyes and stood up, swaying, and let out a threatening sound of "gurgling" from his throat. Lu Misheng patted the tiger's head, pushed it down, and told it to calm down. See Wang Lulu. After going to the toilet and coming back shivering wrapped in sportswear, Brother Lu poured her a cup of hot water and asked her if she wanted to wake up the director and send the boat back earlier.

"Everyone is asleep, don't bother me, I'll be fine in a while," Wang Lulu leaned closer to the fire to keep warm, covering her stomach with her arms folded.

"Do you know acupuncture points?" Brother Lu knew it well, so he asked.

"Huh?" Wang Lulu's eyes were black with cold sweat at this moment, and she shook her head in confusion when she heard Brother Lu say "massage Guanyuan point".

Sighing, Lu Misheng knelt down in front of her, said "Excuse me", pinched her Sanyinjiao acupoint, and pressed her Jiji acupoint, and repeated this more than 20 times. Wang Lulu felt much better and even joked She praised "Nuan" and asked him again: "Lulu, do you get full marks in physiology, really understand!"

"You have strength?" Lu Misheng glanced at her, and let go of his hand expressionlessly: "Guanyuan point is at the position of four fingers below the navel, press it yourself."

Lu Misheng's move not only frightened Wang Lulu but also the Xiaobai system, almost to the point of horror.This side of the deer fan returned to the original place to take care of the tiger, and the little white system hurriedly jumped out and asked, "Brother Lu, why are you so proficient?"

Lu Misheng glanced at it, and felt that the Xiaobai system seemed to have thought of something wrong. He explained: "I have raised apprentices, from childhood to adulthood." However, that eccentric little disciple died tragically in the demon battle in the end.

Xiaobai: "..." Brother Lu once had a female student, Xiaobai finally remembered it.Although I know that Brother Lu is several hundred years old, but every time he is confused by Brother Lu's face of a boy in the refrigerator, it is probably because of the late stage of color control that cannot be saved.And it is very curious about the daily life of Brother Lu and his apprentice, very curious!What kind of apprentice can make Brother Lu become this omnipotent Brother Lu who is proficient in all eighteen things?Brother Lu obviously couldn't tell it the answer.

No one in the wild forest slept soundly, and when the sky turned pale, everyone woke up one after another.Seeing that the director came out and Wang Lulu applied for an early withdrawal, the director nodded, because of the sudden appearance of the tiger, he did not intend to continue this wilderness survival.Besides, talking about topics is enough, Brother Lu alone can drive a bunch of headlines.

The boat was contacted last night, because it was dangerous to sail at night, it didn't come last night, and it was already waiting at the temporary pier early this morning.Brother Tong still followed the boat, and saw Lu Misheng running excitedly, twisting his waist, looking up and down to see if there was any missing piece of meat in his fawn, and was about to give him a warm hug, but when he lowered his head, he would Encountering Hutou, who was lying behind Lu Misheng, approaching, Brother Tong screamed "Ahhh" with an opera version of Douyin, which made everyone tremble.

"Why is there a tiger here!" Brother Tong was crying, his voice was trembling, and when he was about to seriously complain about the safety of the crew, Brother Lu patted the head of the tiger on his shoulder and taught him a lesson The tiger that has made a moth tell it to be quiet.

The tiger lowered its brows and let out two "woo-woo" sounds, its forehead pressed against Brother Lu's leg.

"Little...little...little deer, this tiger..." Brother Tong was three feet away, not daring to get close.

"I picked it up," Lu Misheng replied, seeing the director ordering people to carry the equipment onto the boat and stroke the tiger's fur, Lu Misheng told it to go back to the forest.

Knowing that Lu Misheng was chasing it, the white-haired tiger squatted down, and its two front paws directly hugged Brother Lu's legs, and made two pitiful "woo hoots", but refused to leave.

Brother Lu twitched his leg, but didn't pull it out. He bent down and opened the tiger's claws, and lifted his foot to the boat.The tiger couldn't help but roared loudly, which made everyone tremble in fright. Before everyone could react, the tiger cub ran up the wooden ramp at full speed, and the tiger's butt squeezed away the The director leaped onto the deck with all four limbs. Amidst the terrified screams of all the boatmen, the tiger landed lightly. Facing Brother Lu's cold face, he hugged his head on the ground and did not dare to move. His green eyes still looked at Brother Lu from time to time. Take a peek here.

Everyone was stunned by this wave of operations, and for a moment they didn't know what to do with the tiger, but in the end it was Brother Lu who took the initiative, picked up the big tiger cub and carried it on his shoulder, intending to carry it off the boat.The tiger cub hung his limbs in the air and scratched. Unexpectedly, Brother Lu had a lot of experience and skills. The tiger cub couldn't break free and immediately let out a stern "woo", the sound made everyone shudder and goosebumps.

"Little deer... This tiger is shivering, if you want to keep it..." The director was the first to hold back, shaking the goosebumps all over his body, and spoke for it.

"There's nowhere to raise it," Brother Lu shook his head, apparently unmoved by his firm mind.

The tiger cubs looked over one by one, with pleading eyes.Brother Tong trembled, still not daring to approach him. Seeing the tiger cub looking at him so pitifully, his heart softened, and he made a decision for Brother Lu: "Raise, raise! Isn't it just a tiger? We can afford it." .”

Brother Lu raised his eyebrows to look at him, he was very surprised to see Brother Tong's confidence so suddenly, he asked, "It doesn't matter?"

"What's the matter! It's not just a tiger!" Brother Tong was full of pride.

I think you have to kneel on the washboard when you get home... Lu Misheng thought to himself, he didn't listen to Brother Tong, so he called Brother Tong's wife to apply.Brother Lu's setting is a young boy who ran away from home, so in the plot he was picked up by Brother Tong, and he still lives in Brother Tong's house.Although Brother Tong's behavior is a bit sissy, his life trajectory is quite normal, and he even married a wife who is as beautiful as a fairy.The wife is beautiful and has a bad temper. She has the final say in Brother Tong's family... well, Mrs. Tong is his boss, and the economic foundation determines the status of the family, so there is nothing wrong with it.