Did Tiandao die again today?

Ruan Muwei stayed in bed the next morning, and when she woke up, all the events of yesterday clearly passed through her mind. She was in a bad mood, and she was covered with a quilt, trying to pretend that yesterday was a dream. , but as soon as she closed her eyes, her mind was filled with the image of her holding the deer and crying loudly. Ruan Muwei couldn't lie to herself at all. She felt ashamed to see others. With a "hungry" stomach, she just got up, walked downstairs slowly after washing, and saw an unexpected figure at the dining table.

"Why are you here?" Ruan Muwei sat across from her mother and frowned, looked at the chicken on the big plate on the table, tilted her head back and ordered with Brother Lu in the kitchen area: "Xiaolu~ I want to eat three cups chicken!"

Brother Lu looked at Ms. Ruan, who was wearing an expensive professional suit, and looked at Ruan Muwei, who was wearing cartoon pajamas and was slumped on the chair. He silently took away the chicken, and served Ruan Muwei soy milk and steamed buns.

"So... this is your new boyfriend?" Ms. Ruan asked as she watched Brother Lu in the kitchen pick up the kitchen knife.She is very similar to Ruan Muwei, she dares to let go of her junior high school daughter, and she has a big heart, and she doesn't have any maladjustment to her so-called daughter's boyfriend.

Ruan Muwei choked on soy milk and almost spit it out, she noticed the rapid and intense chopping sound in the kitchen area behind her.Although Ruan Muwei joked at the beginning that he asked Brother Lu to pretend to be a boyfriend to anger her mother, but one day when her mother said this, Ruan Muwei only felt uncomfortable, and accompanied by the rhythmic sound of chopping flesh, she The cold hairs stood up one after another.But even so, Ruan Muwei unconsciously wanted to resist against her mother's eyes that she was in control of everything. She raised her eyebrows and grinned: "Yes! Do you have an opinion? Do you want to preach again?"

Ms. Ruan frowned and glanced at the kitchen: "What's your name? How old are you? Where do you go to school?"

"Lu Misheng is my classmate, it's not the nonsense you think..." Ruan Muwei was used to scolding her mother, and was about to taunt when a plate of chicken suddenly appeared in front of her. The chicken head was facing her, and the small eyes were open with a look of death.Ruan Muwei suddenly shut up.

"Lu Misheng?" Ms. Ruan looked at Brother Lu up and down, left, right, and right, with serious eyes. Brother Lu felt uncomfortable.He really had never felt this kind of look of disapproval, gratification, dissatisfaction, and happiness. Just when Brother Lu was about to explain, Ms. Ruan suddenly showed a satisfied smile, He nodded and said, "Xiaolu, my family Weiwei has a bad temper and I need you to take care of me..."

Brother Lu: "???" Exce?What are you waiting for?What's the matter with this tone of entrusting your daughter?You listen to me explain!

It's a pity that before Brother Lu explained, Ms. Ruan had already left in a hurry. As the president, Ms. Ruan was also very busy.

The second-year boy had a lot of fun, seeing her mother leave, Ruan Muwei looked triumphant, and asked Brother Lu with a smile when her mother came.

"A few minutes earlier than you going downstairs," Brother Lu looked at her with jumpy eyebrows.Ms. Ruan is also a very strange person, as soon as she entered the door she looked at him without asking anything. Brother Lu was looked at inexplicably. Brother is getting more and more inexplicable.

"Little Deer~ I want to eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes!" Ruan Muwei was used to Ms. Ruan's behavior and felt it was very normal. She turned around and ordered food with Brother Lu, and the rippling sound waves made Brother Lu's goosebumps tremble all over the floor.

"Oh, want to eat three cups of chicken? Want to eat tomato scrambled eggs?" Brother Lu raised his eyebrows, silently took out his phone and clicked on the video. The latest is someone's feat of drinking madness.Seeing her hands up and down in the video, Ruan Muwei was shocked, thinking that yesterday she wanted to touch his chest and butt when he was playing a hooligan, she suddenly became ill, she quickly jumped up and pulled him to sit down, flattering him: "Xiaolu, I was wrong!"

Brother Lu squinted and sat down.He is also strange, Ruan Muwei has such a habit, crying and crying, he starts to move his hands and feet, he likes to touch, Brother Lu blocks her, but she still rubs against her reluctantly. Brother directly tied her hands.

"Xiaolu~ I got the video yesterday..." Ruan Mu did not hesitate, wanting Brother Lu to delete the video.

Brother Lu hummed twice, and pointed to the kitchen behind him: "I want curry chicken."

"I'll make it for you!" Ruan Mu ran to the kitchen area before rolling up his sleeves, staring at the pots and pans hanging on the wall for a long time, then turned his head: "How to make curry chicken?"

Brother Lu shook his phone, Google was clearly printed on the page.Ruan Muwei was busy looking up the recipe.

Ruan Mu never entered the kitchen from a wealthy family. Even in the interstellar era, the nutrient solution was in charge. Now it is really difficult for her to cook. Half an hour later, a pot of dark curry chicken was freshly baked. Ruan Mu Weihuan took photos and posted them on Moments with a lot of achievements, and a group of young masters and ladies were blown up, all of them praised and said yes, and Brother Lu couldn't bear to look at the bragging scene in Moments.Ruan Muwei was very excited when he made a plate of curry chicken by himself. He watched Brother Lu waiting for him to taste it. Brother Lu took a bite, and then... there was no more. Chicken, even after death is not a good dish.

Brother Lu's expression was too obvious, Ruan Muwei exploded immediately, and tried it by herself in disbelief, the ups and downs in her mouth, she swallowed it hard and insisted that it was delicious, in the strange eyes of Brother Lu, Ruan Muwei Baji Baji ate half of the plate, and I really couldn't eat the rest.As a result, she vomited herself after eating, and she started to have diarrhea in the evening.

Ruan Muwei has the mental power of 3s, and he is usually in good physical condition and has never been ill. There is no medicine at home, and the antidiarrheal medicine was bought by Lu Gote.Linshan Guzhao is a small community, and there are no shops around. Brother Lu bought it from the nearby village health center on a small electric donkey, but the medicine didn’t help. Ruan Muwei’s vomiting and diarrhea became worse in the middle of the night, so he had no choice but to run to the hospital.

I went to the emergency room for a blood test, and the doctor said that the symptoms were very good, and after a few swipes, two bottles of drips were prepared.

"Acute gastroenteritis, this is what often comes at night in this season, eat lightly these days," the doctor wrote a few words in Ruan Muwei's case book, seeing that Ruan Muwei was lying on the table and couldn't stand the pain , he swiped and opened an injection twice: "Give an injection to relieve the pain first." The emergency room was very busy in the second half of the night, seeing that they were well, the people behind urged them to go, Ruan Muwei was weak all over, she I almost used my mental strength to support myself to float, but fortunately Brother Lu picked her up the moment she realized her body was flying, otherwise a midnight panic in the hospital would have frightened many people.

Ruan Muwei's vomiting and diarrhea took three days to hang on the water to get better. The acute gastroenteritis finally healed, but because of the long-term diarrhea, she developed hemorrhoids. When she returned to the hospital, Ruan Muwei felt helpless The breath of love.

"I'm ashamed to see people... Why is there still such a disease as hemorrhoids in this world?" Ruan Muwei groaned, his whole face turned pale, his mouth began to wander, and he still grabbed Brother Lu's sleeve with one hand to prevent him from leaving: " Why do you say we have hemorrhoids even though we are in the world of novels?!" Looking at the middle-aged men in front of the anorectal waiting room, Ruan Muwei lowered his hat even lower with a groan.Hat, mask, and sunglasses, Ruan Muwei is fully armed. She is afraid of losing face and doesn't want to show her face, but she doesn't know that she is more eye-catching. The hat, mask, and sunglasses she uses are all luxury brands. At first glance, I thought she was someone star.

"The gynecology department is on the third floor." The nurses at the nurse station can be said to be very "experienced", but it is a pity that they are self-righteous. Seeing the two young men directly pointing to the third floor, Brother Lu was speechless, and Ruan Muwei was even more shocked , quickly said "hemorrhoids", but unfortunately the other party couldn't hear clearly through the mask, and said "ah".

"I said hemorrhoids!" Ruan Muwei took off his mask in a hurry and said, his voice was a bit loud, attracting everyone around him, Ruan Muwei pointed at Brother Lu and said, "He has hemorrhoids, I accompanied him here !"

Brother Lu: "..."

In fact, hemorrhoids are quite a common disease, and no one gave any strange glances. Ruan Muwei made up for it by himself.She made an appointment with a female doctor. Seeing her concealed appearance, she understood very well, and asked her to take off her pants for a finger examination, while muttering: "Little girl, don't be shy. As the saying goes, ten women have ten hemorrhoids. Don't shy away from medical treatment..." As he talked, he went to Brother Lu outside the door, and asked if the person outside was her brother, and when he mentioned that Brother Lu Ruan Muwei became more and more "loveless", does she still have an image?No!

"I suspect that my world is a lie!" Ruan Muwei who returned home with a bag of Ma Yinglong was still in a state of wandering, why don't the hero and heroine suffer from hemorrhoids in ordinary novels?Ruan Muwei was annoyed, Brother Lu glanced at him, but said nothing.It was also the first time he saw someone get hemorrhoids, it was actually very novel, at first glance he had a cold face, but in reality he suppressed a smile.From all aspects, Ruan Muwei lived a little too down-to-earth.

Because of hemorrhoids, Ruan Muwei's vacation was in vain. Ms. Ruan cared about her daughter and hired a life assistant for Ruan Muwei. The first day of work of the life assistant called "Xiao Zhou" was written in the notebook After densely writing a series of precautions, Ruan Muwei fired her three days later because she couldn't stand the life assistant who guaranteed everything.Then Ms. Ruan came to the villa by herself and asked Ruan Muwei why she didn't listen to the life assistant. Ruan Muwei's response was a cold "huh", she said that there was Xiaolu who didn't need to hire another housekeeper.

Ms. Ruan also let out a cold "hum", indicating that the assistant graduate student she invited had a professional nutrition license after graduation.

The mother and daughter confronted each other and refused to let anyone else. Brother Lu, who was dragged into the water again, stood helplessly in the center of the storm. He rubbed his temples, picked up Ruan Muwei, put her on the sofa, and invited Ms. Ruan to take a seat. On the other side, he made tea, then went out and locked the door.Brother Lu felt that the mother and daughter should have a good talk.

An hour later, at Ruan Muwei's strong request, Brother Lu opened the door, but as soon as he opened the door, he saw a resentful face pounced on him.

"How was the talk?" Brother Lu pushed Ruan Muwei aside and asked.

"No way!" Ruan Muwei hummed twice, but still called "Mommy".

Ms. Ruan responded with "Yes", and after thinking for a while, she added "Baby" with a stiff face.

Brother Lu: "..."

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This is a mudslide romance... Hahahaha, in this world, the hero and heroine are in charge of falling in love, and passer-by A is in charge of daily life, a daily plot where hemorrhoids come out of diarrhea ╮(╯▽╰)╭