Did Tiandao die again today?

Saving people is a problem, but who to save is a big problem!

In fact, falling into the water will not cause an accident, the crew's boat is right next to it, and the lifeguards are already on standby, but at this moment the camera is shooting at you, if you don't save it, it will obviously make the audience think you are cold-blooded.Master Huang was only stunned for a moment, and he quickly reacted and grabbed Wen Sizhe's arm to swim to the shore. When passing by Zhang Ying, he even helped push a piece of driftwood towards her.

Lu Misheng didn't know that Lord Huang had left a hole for him. Seeing Wang Lulu flopping in the water, he stretched out his hand to grab it. As a result, this stretching of his hand attracted Wang Lulu to entangle him like eight fishes. The situation was very embarrassing for a while.Wang Lulu is beautiful, has a great figure, speaks sweetly, and has a delicate personality. She is very popular with male audiences. Even if she gives up halfway every time, the audience is quite tolerant of her, and her popularity has always been high.She is also very good at taking advantage of her own advantages. Before she set off, she was wearing short T hot pants, which were bulging forward and backwards, which was very hot. Now, after soaking in the water, the black bra is looming, which can make people's blood spurt.

The number of comments on the live channel has increased sharply since Wang Lulu got wet/body, from the army of numbers "666" and "2333" to the army of letters "EEE" and "DDD", mixed with various blocked molesting words in the middle, and waiting for Wang Lulu to entangle Live Lu Ge, the audience is even more cheering, very happy to see the upcoming battle between the women's clothing boss and the hot lotus.

However, this Deer Misheng is not the original version.

Brother Lu didn't want to have such an accident. He didn't move for a while, grabbed the person's arm and took a breath, and plunged into the sea. With Wang Lulu's screaming that stopped abruptly, Lu Misheng broke free from Wang Lulu's hand and fell into the sea. He held his breath and watched in silence for a second, becoming a master swimmer, swimming skillfully to the surface of the sea and clinging to the driftwood.

He's a playwright, the appraisal is complete.Lu Misheng floated to the surface of the sea, stroked the broken hair on his forehead, and looked at Miss Xijing eye to eye without saying a word.

"Lulu..." Miss Xijing still entered the play, and she raised her mouth and called out delicately: "Can you help me?"

Lu Misheng glanced at her with complicated eyes, and silently retrieved the rope that fell on the sea surface to make a noose, and under the puzzled eyes of Miss Xi Jing, Brother Lu began to perform.

Many people have seen the scene of lassoing horses in western cowboy movies. At this time, Brother Lu played such a trick, and the rope perfectly caught Wang Lulu. Under the dull eyes of the other party, Brother Lu reminded: "Hold the floating horse!" Wood." After saying that, he took the rope and swam to the shore.

"There is still such an operation?!!!"

"66666"

"Pass the boss a cigarette"

"Don't you think it's a bit like walking your dog?"

"Hahaha, Lululiu Lulu"

Brother Lu refreshed a wave of impressions and gained a wave of admiration from the audience. When he arrived on the island, many audiences even threw flowers at him. The "Game of the Brave" program group is a fixed item. The guests who harvest the most flowers when they arrive on the island can get a bucket of instant noodles. This game was originally set up to take care of Wang Lulu, and it used to be her special show. Instant noodles feel a little hot instead.

"Quick, quick, give it to Wang Lulu," Worried about what would happen to the deer fan, Brother Tong also came to the deserted island, standing with the director team at this time, shaking his hands and mouthing to Brother Lu what to do.

Looking at Wang Lulu who came to Huang Ye's side asking for help, and Zhang Ying who swam back to the shore by herself, Lu Misheng asked the program director: "I heard that there is a challenge game? Is the prize a bucket of instant noodles?"

What the hell?The director was taken aback for a moment, and quickly realized that Brother Lu was adding a play to himself. He gave a thumbs up appreciatively, and asked very politely: "Xiao Lu, you want to participate in our devil challenge? Are you sure?"

"Well, I'm sure." Lu Misheng was very calm, which made the audience outside the venue very uneasy.

"What's wrong with Lulu today?"

"Is this still the women's clothing boss I know?"

"I heard from the director that it was a devil's challenge, and it made me tremble."

"How can you be so calm, Lulu?"

When the director announced that the task was to "cut down a tree", many viewers made trouble for him.They went ashore without any suitable tools. Obviously, how to make a tree-cutting tool is the biggest problem.

"You can make a rough stone ax first," Wen Sizhe, the academic master, thought up an idea for him: "Find a sharper stone and a thicker branch in the forest, tie them with hemp rope, and then choose a small tree. "Wen Sizhe's idea was obviously similar to what the live viewers had in mind. Unexpectedly, Brother Lu said "No, it's too troublesome" and everyone was stunned.

"Do you have a rubber band?" Brother Lu asked the long-haired Wang Lulu. His hair had been lost in the sea long ago, and there would always be various inconveniences with loose hair.

Miss Xi Jing froze for a moment, untied one from her three-strand braid and handed it to Lu Misheng.

Brother Lu tied his tail into a ponytail, took off his water-soaked running shoes, and bounced on the sandy ground. After adapting to the resistance of the sandy ground, he chose a suitable position for a run-up and take-off.Under the puzzled eyes of the crowd, Brother Lu turned around and kicked, only to hear a "crack" sound, and a thin camphor tree snapped to the ground with a "boom".

"I must have seen a fake deer!"

“I was so scared that I dropped my potato chips”

"Is there something tricky? Lulu really kicked a tree?"

"Did anyone record it? What happened just now? Is there something wrong with my eyes?"

Not only did the audience express doubts, but none of the people present realized what happened just now, like Wen Sizhe directly shouted "This is unscientific!" The director even asked three times "What happened just now?" He was always honest. The taciturn character Daniel looked at Lu Misheng in surprise and responded: "He kicked a tree."

"Oh, he broke the tree," the director repeated without a tone, and turned to look at Brother Tong, wanting to ask him if he saw the fake Lu Misheng.Didn't you mean the famous Internet celebrity women's clothing boss?This cow is a god!Brother Tong didn't dare to look at the director, he looked up at the sky silently and thought, he also felt that what he brought was a fake deer.

To change the persona, you only need to do one thing, such as kicking and breaking a tree. After that, "Women's Big Brother Xiaolulu" successfully transformed into "Wild Brother Lu".Looking for food, Brother Lu settled two meals with a sharpened bamboo pole. Watching Brother Lu fishing was like watching an art film. The purple mist floats, the pole rises, the water splashes, the purple electricity connects the pavilion, the green snake's scorpion, the pole falls, the fish come out, the dragon leaps by itself, and the phoenix comes to the ceremony.

Not to mention seeing the amazed people at the scene, the audience watching the live broadcast directly knelt down to worship the boss, and the big cow who has a martial arts master directly called him "Master".

Brother Lu is not only good at fishing, but also good at grilling fish.Lord Huang and Daniel are both regular guests on the show. They have experience in survival games in the wilderness. They set up a fire grill and collected salt from the rocks on the seaside of the island. After making preparations for the grilling fish session, they silently gave way to the new guests. They have a chance to show themselves.The grilled fish made by Survival in the Wilderness was not really tasty. Four men and two women, the two girls held two buckets of instant noodles from Brother Lu and searched for them from a distance to eat. The ground gave way, but Brother Lu took over.He picked some leaves and wild fruits from the forest, used Huang Ye's blade to cut the scales of the fish and scored three times on the meat, spread salt to taste, then mashed the wild fruits and wrapped them in leaves, pierced the fish and roasted it on the fire, waiting for it to be roasted The delicious, slightly burnt fish aroma attracts everyone's attention.

Master Huang was the first person to eat crabs, and after taking a bite, he almost burst into tears, and after two or three attempts to kill a fish, he gave a thumbs up and praised that it was the most delicious fish he had ever eaten in the wild.Wen Sizhe still didn't believe it, he watched Daniel eat one after another, he also tasted it, then silently pulled three fish and put them on his own leaves, and gave the two girls a pair of sympathetic eyes by the way.

Brother Lu was also on a whim, and started to slice fish with a flash of a knife in his hand.Brother Lu's sword-playing ancestor was also a master of knives. The fish slices are as thin as cicada's wings, which makes people amazed. There is no pot, bowl and pan. Eating salt once again amazed the others. Later, the director team who also soaked in instant noodles couldn't help asking Brother Lu for a few slices of fish, and the two girls even gave up instant noodles early and begged the boss for fish slices.

"I think it must be a fake survival on a deserted island. I think this issue of Mr. Deer should be called "The Deserted Island on the Bite of the Tongue""

"It makes me hungry"

"Brother Lu's hands are amazing. How did you cut such a thin fish fillet?"

"Huh? Isn't it true that everyone is having a barbecue together?"

Not only was the food delicious, but they stayed in the wooden house at night with Brother Lu, a big guy who was hanging out.Brother Lu tried his limits in the woods, kicking down several camphor trees, and under the guidance of Lord Huang, everyone built a simple wooden house. "Game of the Brave" aired for 12 episodes. As a regular guest since the first episode, Lord Huang couldn't help feeling that he felt like he was on a spring outing this time. It was because Brother Lu was too multifunctional and his living standard suddenly dropped. Improve a lot.

Before I came to the deserted island to shoot, I sent people to check the dangers, but this deserted island is densely jungled, and the degree of danger at night is unknown. The tent of the director team and the wooden house of the guest team were set up together, and a bonfire was burned nearby. Everyone planned to take turns Watching the night, Brother Lu said grandly, "Go to sleep, I will watch", and everyone unanimously felt safe about Brother Lu.In the end, the director rationally remembered that Lu Misheng was underage, and rejected Brother Lu's suggestion of staying up late on the grounds that he would not grow taller if he stayed up late.Not being able to grow taller is really Brother Lu's deathbed, and Lu Misheng silently complied with the director's arrangement.

"Hahaha, you won't grow taller if you stay up late, you hit the nail on the head!"

"I feel like I've been poisoned by Mr. Deer"

"Brother Lu stood up and gave me a domineering look. I straightened up and shook my back, but... I won't grow taller if I stay up late 233333"

"Your father is still your father, director hahahaha"