Employment Guide For Professional Fans

My aunt is a retired veteran cadre of the neighborhood committee. When she was in office, she was worried about promoting harmony in the neighborhood and regulating the relationship between husband and wife. Two major hobbies, Lajia and Lalang.

Most of the couples she had fought with had left; most of the men and women she had fought with had died.

The girl on the blind date in the morning was introduced by my aunt.It blows quickly and cools down thoroughly.

I went out to the yard and got on the phone.

"Hey, Xiao Yu!" Auntie's voice was always so energetic.

"Hey, auntie, it's me."

"I'm calling to ask you, how do you feel Xiaoyan?"

I tried my best to think back, from the studio cleaning lady Hongjie to the subway station breakfast girl Xiaofang, but there was no Xiaoyan’s name, so I had to ask: “Who is Xiaoyan?”

"..." The aunt was silent for a while, then said, "It's the girl who met you this morning!"

After chatting for 15 minutes, I don't even know her name, miserable!

I ordered two high-quality lamb chops, more than 600 yuan, and left without eating two bites. It was miserable!

"The girl is nice," I said tactfully, "but she keeps touching her ears in front of me..."

"What's the matter with touching the ears? Touching the ears is a hint that you buy her earrings! I want to develop further with you!"

My aunt is really a strange person, with a clear and unique perspective to analyze problems.

"A great man once said that if a girl touches her ear in front of you, it's probably yellow!" I brought out the great man Song Pianran.

"You don't live up to it!" My aunt got angry and reprimanded me, "What a girl, why don't you behave well, and you turn yellow after just seeing you, do you think you are useless! How can I say hello!"

"Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes." I answered her casually while drinking tea.

The great man Song Pianran also said that when dealing with elderly aunts and aunts, you don’t need to argue with them, and you can’t argue with them. Just combine the three words "um", "yes" and "right" freely and match them in turn, All disputes can be avoided.

This method worked really well. Seeing that I had a good attitude of admitting my mistakes, my aunt quickly skipped the step of blaming me.You must know that she usually starts training people in 10 minutes, and there is no upper limit.

"How about it, my sisters have a niece named Ali who is a kindergarten teacher. I will arrange for you to meet in the afternoon."

"Yeah..." I responded indiscriminately, and it took me a while to realize, "No! Auntie, don't let me go on a blind date. Besides, I have two blind dates a day, and I'm not a little boy..."

"Don't do anything, don't do anything else!" The aunt babbled endlessly, "How old are you and still don't know how to worry? My downstairs Dahua is only 23 years old, and he has two children..."

……

If I shouldn't come down, my aunt can talk to me all afternoon, and tell my mother about it, so that my mother can come and talk to me all afternoon.

I thought about it, my working hours are flexible, and I really have nothing to do in the afternoon, so I agreed.

My aunt was very satisfied, and told me to behave well, to strive for half a year of love, to get a certificate on New Year's Day, and to catch up with the birth of a National Day baby on November next year.

"Okay, okay," I replied perfunctorily, "The baby's name is Qi Guoqing."

My aunt was having fun, and in her "giggle" laughter, I seemed to see my son, who was born wearing a red flag, opened his mouth and sang the loud and clear national anthem instead of crying loudly.

I was so scared that I quickly hung up the phone.

"Yo, what are you doing? Name your future baby?"

When I turned around, Song Pianran folded her arms around her chest, leaning against the door, and said in a strange way.

In the morning, I swore to him that I would devote myself to work, and in a blink of an eye, not only was I going on a blind date, but I even thought about the name of my future child.

I quickly explained: "Boss, I was forced to go on a blind date..."

"What?! You still want to go on a blind date?!"

Song Pianran's face turned black.

Feelings, he doesn't know that I'm going on a blind date?

Boss, can you let me know how much you listen to my corner?

"I can't tell, Qi Xiaoyu," he said with a straight face, "Are you still in two boats?"

I:? ? ?

Where did I get the boat? I don't even have a plank, so why am I on two boats?

Could it be that he was talking about Xiaoyan who was on a blind date in the morning?

"Boss, you have misunderstood. I have nothing to do with that Xiaoyan in the morning..."

"There's another Xiaoyan?" Song Pianran sneered, and squinted at my Xiasanlu, "Taking three boats, none of the three legs is idle, it's amazing."

I was shaved by his eye knife and my crotch was cold, so I quickly clamped my legs.

No, why did it change from two seconds to three?

One boat is Xiaoyan, and the other boat is Ali, who is going on a blind date in the afternoon. Who is the third boat?

I'm baffled.

"You just said you were forced?"

"Yes, yes!" I nodded frantically, "I only have work and only the boss in my heart. The world can learn from it!"

Song Pianran snapped her fingers, and said with a half-smile: "All right, then I'll go with you in the afternoon."

a bolt from the blue.

The author has something to say

Qi Yu: Someone tell me who is the third boat?

Song Pianran: Hehe