Employment Guide For Professional Fans

I am in love.

What do the first seconds of a relationship usually look like?

I don't know about the others, but Song Pianran and I are probably quite special.

Across a desk, one of us stared out the window and the other stared at the desktop.

"that……"

"that……"

We both spoke at the same time, and looked at each other for 0.1 second. The moment our eyes met, we felt an electric shock, and we immediately turned our heads.

I continued to look at my window and he continued to look at his desk.

Me: "Tell me first..."

He: "Tell me first..."

Being in love is really embarrassing.

Qi Xiaoyu, Qi Xiaoyu, you are really useless!I scolded myself in my heart.

He usually blows rainbow farts on Weibo, but at this critical moment, why can't he even make a fart sound!

I quietly turned my eyeballs to glance at him, tsk tsk tsk, the bridge of the nose is so high, and the brow bone is so handsome.

I couldn't help taking another glance, this is my boyfriend, he looks so handsome!

I couldn't control it anymore. I took a last look. Not only was I handsome, but I also had a good figure. My shoulders were really wide and my legs were so long. I was so happy!

"Look at what!"

Song Pianran raised her head abruptly, and happened to meet my peeping gaze at him, pretending to be angry and shouting: "Don't look!"

I glanced at my mouth, lowered my head, and was very petty, and I didn't look at it if I didn't look at it.

On second thought, no!

He's my boyfriend, right?I'm his boyfriend, right?

Boyfriend looks at boyfriend, right?

It is a matter of course, the truth in the world!

Not only do I want to watch, but I also want to look at it openly, with my head held high and my chest held high, and I want to look at it vigorously.

I clenched my fists tightly and stared at Song Pianran with wide eyes.

He gestured and waved his fist: "Still watching?"

"Just watch!" I pouted, pointed at him, and retorted confidently, "I, I see that my boyfriend is good-looking, I can't help but want to watch it! Not only do I want to watch it now, but I also want to watch it every day , month by month, but also from top to bottom, from the inside to the outside! "

Song Pianran froze for a moment, his cheeks quickly turned from white to red, and the red quickly spread to the base of his ears, and then he ran away quickly.

I just watched him stand up in a hurry, knock over the teacup and potted prickly pear on my table, and then rushed upstairs in two steps at the same time, tripping with his left foot and falling on the right foot in the middle of the road, almost using his hands and feet on the ground Climb upstairs.

The soil from the potted plants was spilled on the table, and the little prickly pear was lying on its stomach in a miserable state; the water in the teacup dripped to the ground, and strings of small drops of water hit the ground, and then splashed on my ankles.

Alaska at the opposite door was taken out by the owner to let the wind out, and Ran Shuai yelled at each other through the iron door; the clumsy little bird misidentified the direction, bumped into the French window, and circled around in a daze for several minutes. Circle, fluttering wings to fly to the sky again.

And Song Pianran... He, he's so cute that it's a foul!

Reluctantly, I clutched my stomach and burst out laughing.

"What are you laughing at!" he shouted angrily from upstairs, "bring up the wontons!"

Then he added: "Put it at the door, don't come in!"

After nine o'clock, other people arrived one after another. On the surface, I was calm and calm, and I was calmly praising Song Pianran's promotional photos this time, but in fact, my heart was already turbulent.

Xiaotao chatted with Sister Luo with a cup of coffee: "I just heard some movement upstairs, what's the matter with the boss today, he got up so early?"

Sister Luo bought a new bag of wool, stroked it and said, "I don't know, you have to ask Yuer about it."

I quickly denied: "I, I, I, I don't know! I don't know anything!"

"Why are you so nervous?" Sister Luo joked, "Aren't you our boss's special nanny?"

Milk what?what milk?

This is too pornographic!The scale is too big!I'm just a kid and I don't understand these grown-up things!

I blurted out: "No, no, not to this level!"

"Yuyu, why are you so modest!" Ronaldinho rushed in with a steamed bun in his mouth, and threw the bag on the table, "Don't you usually wake up the boss!"

what is it call?Calling... bed?

Some unsuitable scenes automatically played in my mind, and the protagonists were me and Song Pianran.

Before the plot entered a critical link, I tapped the tape in time, shook my head vigorously, and silently recited the eight honors and eight disgraces in my heart.

"Why is your face so red?" Xiaotao asked, "Aren't you sick?"

I pressed my water glass to my face to cool myself down, and glanced at her plaintively.

Office romances really bother fish.

"Come up to the living room."

Not long after, I received a WeChat message from Song Pianran.

Four words with a full stop, I looked and looked happily, and ran up with my little hands.

Song Pianran was sitting on the sofa with a blank expression on her face, her legs crossed, her hands folded on her knees, looking elegant.

"I'm coming!"

I smiled at him, showing my bright front teeth.

His pretentiously cold expression seemed to be a little unstoppable, the corner of his mouth raised slightly, and he restrained it immediately.

He raised his chin and said, "Sign this."

Only then did I notice a piece of A4 paper on the coffee table, and I picked it up and looked at it—"Bilateral Friendship Agreement on Love".

WTF?

I looked at him suspiciously, and he raised his eyebrows, motioning me to look down.

"Love Bilateral Friendship Agreement"

In order to prevent Qiyu from being too obsessed with Mr. Song Pianran's beauty and body, which will affect his work and physical and mental health, this agreement is hereby signed, Party A Qiyu and Party B Song Pianran, the rules are as follows:

1. Party A shall not visit Party B more than ten times a day, and each time shall not exceed ten seconds;

2. Within ten days from today, Party A and Party B shall not have other physical behaviors except holding hands;

3. Starting from the 11th day of Love No., Party A and Party B can hug once a day; after three months, they can have kissing activities;

4. The rest of the activities depend on the situation;

5. Party B, Mr. Song Pianran, has the final interpretation right. "

I:"???"

I was confused and confused.

You need to sign an agreement for the postgraduate entrance examination, you need to sign an agreement to find a job, and you never thought that you have to sign an agreement when you are in a relationship!

Besides, these terms are too harsh, right?

I looked at Song Pianran aggrievedly, and whispered, "Can I not sign?"

He glared at me, "No way!"

"But..." I tried to redeem myself.

"You wasted another chance to see me today." He curled his knuckles and tapped his knee, reminding me.

They are not even allowed to watch, they have no human rights!

"If you don't sign, your salary will be deducted."

My legs went limp, filled with grief and indignation.

Scholars can be killed or humiliated, but wages cannot be deducted!

I want to keep my last dignity and bottom line!

I picked up a pen and wrote down my name.

After finishing writing, she flicked the pen, wishing she could rush out of the yard and stand shoulder to shoulder with Ran Shuai, looking up to the sky and screaming.

I'm having a hard time talking about love——!

Song Pianran folded the paper twice and put it in her pocket.

I didn't dare to look at him, so I had to stare at the ground, afraid that I would waste another chance if I looked at him.

"Come here," he said.

"Oh."

I stared at the ground, moving my feet little by little.

"Where are you going? You're hitting the wall!" he cried. "You're a fool."

He sat on the sofa, leaned over and grabbed my hand, and moved towards him vigorously. My center of gravity was unstable and I fell on him.

Turn around.

When I came back to my senses, I was sitting on his lap, with one arm around my waist and the other on the back of my head.

I leaned against his neck, surrounded by the rich lemon fragrance, and became even more dizzy.

"Didn't it mean that you can only hug after ten days..."

I even unconsciously slowed down my breathing, my hands and feet were stiff, and I could feel his carotid artery beating vigorously against my cheek.

He rubbed my hair and sighed a long way: "I can't help it anymore, let's pay in advance."

The author has something to say

Xiaoyu: "Mothers, I have grown up and I can fall in love by myself, don't worry! I will protect myself and not let Song Pianran take advantage of me!"

Song Pianran: "If you want to eat dried fish, please ask your mother-in-law for approval."

Ginger Taro: I want to eat some commented starfish jade pendants, please fish mothers to feed them [poor]