Employment Guide For Professional Fans

"Song Pianran, marry me!"

Holding a bouquet of plastic fake flowers, I knelt down on one knee, lovingly.

Song Pianran widened her eyes excitedly, covered her mouth with her hands, and stepped back slightly excitedly.

What a fool, look at him happy.

I couldn't help the soreness in my eyes, and I took out a jewelry box from the flower, and there was a soda can with a tab on it, which said "one more bottle".

"Although I have no money and no diamond ring, I have a heart that loves you. When you are old, I will still lead you to the top. I will still be your professional fan in the next life!"

Two lines of tears flowed from Song Pianran's eyes, dripping on my heart.

"Are you willing or not?"

I also choked up.

He nodded.

I put the pull on his slender fingers, the band played the wedding march, and the cute little flower girl carried a vegetable basket and sprinkled roses on us.

The flowing water wedding banquet filled the entire street, and all the relatives and friends wearing big red flower padded jackets stood up and applauded.

Song Pianran was probably too happy, crying and laughing at the same time, with crystal tears hanging on her long eyelashes.

I really feel sorry for you.

He is the poor little girl in Qiong Yao's play, with low eyebrows and tears, like a crumbling dodder flower.

My protectiveness as a man exploded at this moment.

My heart softened, my whole body was numb, and I was about to melt.

I stood on tiptoe and lightly embraced Song Pianran's head.

He bent his knees obediently, squatted down, and buried his head in the hollow of my neck.

"I'll be good to you, don't cry, be good."

I coax him gently.

"I cry because I'm so happy...so happy..."

he sobbed.

I covered his mouth and shook my head lovingly: "I understand, because I am also..."

I am also like you, very happy and happy.

I couldn't hide my happy mood, I hugged Song Pianran and laughed out loud.

Then I woke up laughing alive.

When I opened my eyes, the corners of my mouth were still hanging by the ears, and when I touched my forehead, it didn't burn.

Looking at the watch, it was only early six o'clock.

It was love that got me carried away.

Qi Guoqing was lying on the head of the bed, and I turned sideways, face to face with it.

"Son, Dad is going to confess today."

Qi Guoqing stared at me blankly.

"Actually, it's not a confession. I already guessed that he likes me too, but as men, we should speak first, don't you think so? Are you happy to find a mother for you?"

Qi Guoqing didn't respond, so I forcibly turned it over.

"Look, you are so happy, your belly is turned out."

I patted its pink belly.

The studio usually goes to work at nine o'clock, but under Song Pianran's relaxed management, everyone is lazy, and people usually wait until 09:30 to come.

It was just after seven o'clock, and the only living people in the whole building were me and Song Pianran.

It is suitable for confession and love.

Ran Shuai has already woken up, lying on the bed and playing with a small ball boredly.

Seeing me coming, its eyes lit up, and it rushed towards me with a "woof".

"stop!"

I quickly put up a palm to stop Ranshuai.

My handsome perfect black suit, no dust at all!

"Ran Shuai, be good, don't talk, I will come down to play with you later."

Ran Shuai's tail drooped down, and he slumped back to his nest.

Tiptoeing up to the fourth floor, Song Pianran's door was closed tightly.

I put my ear on the door and knocked lightly twice.

As expected, there was no reaction.

Song Pianran is a household who has trouble getting up. In order to make it easier for us to wake him up, his door is never locked.

I pressed the doorknob and gently opened the door.

Song Pianran fell asleep peacefully, with half of her face buried in the soft pillow.

He sleeps peacefully, with fluffy hair on his forehead, black eyelashes on his eyelids, tightly pressed lips, and a small mole on his exposed ear.

I have seen his sleeping face many times, but nothing like today.

Just looking at him like this makes my heart flutter.

I cleared my throat and called him in a low voice: "Boss, wake up. Boss?"

He didn't open his eyes, frowned, and pulled up the quilt to cover his head.

I leaned over anxiously, pulled down a corner of the quilt, stuck it to his ear, and shouted: "Boss, it's lunch time, get up!"

This time he finally reacted. He rubbed the center of his eyebrows with one hand and narrowed his eyes.

"what time is it?"

His eyes were sleepy, his voice was hoarse, his hair was messy, and he was nestled under the quilt as if he had no bones.

At this time, Song Pianran looked particularly easy to talk to.

I plucked up my courage, recalled the scene in my dream last night, and knelt down on one knee: "Song Pianran, you marry..."

He glanced at the phone, grabbed a handful of hair angrily, and yelled at me: "Fuck! Seven twenty, Qi Xiaoyu, do you want to rebel?!"

I was so scared that my whole body went limp.

The other leg also knelt down.

It's okay, it's more sincere to kneel down.

I comfort myself.

I cheered myself up in my heart, and said again: "You marry..."

Song Pianran glanced at me coldly.

I immediately hesitated: "Marry...can you eat the scallion pancakes with scallions?"

"..."

Song Pianran twitched the corner of her mouth, stretched out her hand to pinch herself, and said to herself, "I'm dreaming? It's impossible for such a stupid person to appear in the real world."

"I, I, I, I, I... I have something important to do..."

With two dark circles under his eyes, he grinned and said in a serious tone, "Break into my room at seven o'clock in the morning and wake me up. You better have something very, extremely, very important, or I will give You make a dish."

"What, what dish?"

"Fried, squid, fish."

My bladder tightened.

Where did the little girl Song Pianran in the dream go?

——Is there any newspaper that would be kind enough to help me publish a missing person notice, looking for Qi Yu's little daughter-in-law Song Pianran, male, who got separated from Qi Yu's dream at [-]:[-] this morning, wearing a red wedding dress , covered with a white veil, has a gentle and clingy personality.

"You look pretty good today."

Song Pianran rubbed her face, seemed to be in a better mood, raised her eyebrows, and even praised me.

I straightened my bow tie and smiled shyly, "Just as long as you like it."

——Thanks to the help of kind people, the little daughter-in-law Song Pianran was found.

"It's like parking in a hotel, playing cosplay?"

"..."

I looked down at my black suit a few times, and when he said that, I felt a bit like myself.

“It’s time to cook vegetables in the morning”

"Huh?" I stroked my hair, but didn't respond.

"Look at this guy with oily hair, is he using Luhua peanut oil?"

"..."

That's the big cock head oil that I wiped off the whole half bottle.

He wasn't in a good mood, but he finally woke up and started the crazy mocking mode.At such a time, he would tease whomever he caught.

I was the one who hit him at the muzzle.

He leaned against the head of the bed, his eyes half-closed.

I wanted to cry but had no tears, and collapsed crazily.

——This is not Song Pianran, the little daughter-in-law I'm looking for!This is the devil!

Tremblingly, I took out the piece of paper from my pocket and handed it up with both hands: "Boss, please have a look."

Song Pianran was playing with her mobile phone, she turned her head and glanced at the paper, with a look of disgust on her face: "Did you use it to wipe your butt in the morning?"

"..."

This piece of paper has been in my arms all night, and it has become crumpled, and it is still stained with a little bit of saliva from last night's dream.

"No, no."

I was a little embarrassed, as if I had a fiery expectation, but was suddenly extinguished by a basin of cold water.

I folded the paper twice and pressed it in the palm of my hand.

Still feeling a little wronged, I added in a low voice: "I wrote it for a long time last night."

Song Pianran heard this, looked down at my hand, and said, "What did you write? Read it to me."

"Really? Are you willing to listen?"

The little flame of hope was ignited again, my eyes lit up, and I stared at Song Pianran.

Song Pianran turned her face unnaturally: "Hurry up!"

I spread out the small piece of paper, and the small words on it were densely packed.

"A Mercedes-Benz electric car. I bought it the year before last. I just replaced the battery last month. The performance is good. I have a room in Suite 1201, Building 11, Xinlai Community, Changchun Road. I have a deposit of 3000 yuan, and I have two In the bank card, the password is 876789; there is still [-] to buy a wealth management fund; a set of silver jewelry."

My heart was pounding and I didn't dare to look up at Song Pianran.

He took out a stack of things he had prepared from his suit pocket, including the electric car warranty certificate, real estate certificate, two bank cards, and fund purchase certificates, and arranged them neatly on the edge of the bed.

"The silver jewelry was left by my grandma. I don't have any certificates or anything else, so I didn't bring them here."

After saying this, I held my breath, waiting for his reaction.

The room fell silent for an instant, and the second hand of the alarm clock by the bed was ticking.

I heard Song Pianran's breathing.

Regularly, once or twice, to my heartbeat.

Then I noticed that his breathing gradually became short and heavy.

"Why are you telling me this?"

After an unknown period of silence, he finally spoke, his voice a little hoarse.

I clutched the little note tightly, and I felt my palms sweating.

I summoned up the courage to raise my head, looked at Song Pianran anxiously and expectantly, and asked him, "Do you like it?"

He held the phone in his hand, and there was no extra emotion on his face.

I took a deep breath: "These are my bride price for you, do you like it?"

Song Pianran still didn't speak.

"And me, do you like it?"

My heart was beating like it was going to burst out of my chest, my throat was tight, and I licked my lips unconsciously.

"What do you mean, tell me clearly."

His hands were trembling a little, he put down the phone and put it upside down on the bed.

"I like you and want to fall in love with you, would you like to?"

I stared closely at Song Pianran's eyes.

Once this sentence was spoken, all timidity and scruples disappeared.

The second hand was still spinning, and I counted while listening to the sound.

One second, two seconds, three seconds...

Time seemed to stand still, and so did Song Pianran.

After an unknown number of seconds passed, Song Pianran finally moved.

He raised his head, raised his hand to cover his eyes, and pointed his other hand in the direction of the door, saying, "You go out first."

boom--

A bigger stone fell from the sky and stuck in my chest.

"Oh……"

My mind was blank, I didn't know how to react, I stood up mechanically, turned around and walked out, closing the door.

I didn't come back until the consciousness came back to my mind.

Does this count as being rejected?

It turns out that dreams and reality are really the opposite.

My throat was sore, my legs were weak, and I sat on the ground leaning on the banister of the stairs.

I can't tell what it feels like, it's like eating a whole lemon in one go, and my mouth is sour; it's like cutting a hundred onions at once, and my eyes hurt.

It's like... something is sticking hard on my ass?

I touched it with my backhand, and it was Qi Guoqing in the back pocket of my trousers.

I grabbed Qi Guoqing's little tail and dangled it back and forth.

"What do you think we should do now? It's so embarrassing... Sigh."

Qi Guoqing's black eyeballs are clear and lingering, reflecting a self-pitying me who hurts the spring and autumn.

its not right!

I slapped my head and woke up completely.

Qiyu, you have to calm down!Song Pianran likes you too!

With so many express hints, it is impossible for Song Pianran to be uninterested in me.

Taking a step back, even if I misunderstood Song Pianran, according to his character, he should have sarcastically said to me, "Qi Xiaoyu, you are really a toad who wants to eat swan meat".

So what did he mean just now?

His first movement was to throw his head back.

It should be too touched, and I couldn't hold back the tears.

The second action is to cover your eyes.

This action has two profound meanings, one is that I couldn't hold back my tears, so I had to cover it with my hands; the other is that my betrothal gifts are too few, Song Pianran can't see it!

Then he let me out.

go out?where to goJust let me go out and work hard to earn more money!

A bitter sadomasochism drama has successfully evolved into an urban inspirational light comedy.

My heart was full of fighting spirit again.

——At the end of the day, I really still dislike my dowry for being too little!

——Today is also a day of working hard to fall in love with Song Pianran!

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