Employment Guide For Professional Fans

When I took the postgraduate entrance examination, I got full marks in the noun explanation questions.

Confiscation refers to the confiscation of a thing as public property.

In the situation just now, I am this thing, and Song Pianran is this public.

After replacing similar items, this sentence can become "Song Pianran wants to confiscate me as his asset".

If I understand correctly, the extended meaning is——

Heaven, earth, my dear aunt, Song Pianran is confessing to me in disguise!

I shivered and dragged a ponytail to sit in the corner, while Song Pianran took a promotional photo in front of the set.

Qi Guoqing was sitting on his left knee, Song Wuyi was lying on his right knee, and there was a little swan Song Pianran flying around in his mind.

I shook my head vigorously, the little swan rolled in my head, shook its wings, and flew up again.

The assistant passed by with a stack of materials smiling, glanced at me, and said, "Yu'er, are you okay? Why is your face so red? Do you want to send it to you..."

Song?Song what?What Song?

Shocked, I straightened my body: "No Song!"

"...a glass of water."

Xiaoxiao smiled stiffly.

"Hehe." I also laughed awkwardly, "Don't send—a glass of water, you go and do your work, I'm just a little hot, haha, it's so hot."

In order to strengthen the credibility, I also slapped the wind with the palm of my hand to cover up.

"Is it cold?" Xiaoxiao muttered, "The air conditioner is turned on to 18°..."

No, if this continues, it will kill me.

I have to save myself.

I started a question on Baidu: What should I do if my heart beats fast, my face gets hot, and I have hallucinations.

Dr. Li, a senior expert from Yaonis Private Hospital on 997 Health, replied: This is to consider the possibility of abnormal thyroid function, and it may also be a heart problem. It is recommended to come to our hospital for ovarian, breast and frontal surgery. A comprehensive examination of the glands, our hospital also provides the world's leading euthanasia service, if you experience it now, you will get a [-]% discount~

……

Yonis, I want you to die.

I believe your evil!

I flag this answer mercilessly.

Refresh, there are still some enthusiastic netizens who put forward constructive suggestions. A netizen with the ID "Office Romance is the best" said that memorizing multiplication formulas silently has a miraculous effect on calming the mind.

I took a deep breath and decided to give it a try.

Four five twenty, four six 24, four seven 28, four eight...

Song Pianran held up the new computer with one hand, and made a wink to the camera.

Forty-eight... Forty-eight equals Song Pianran's eyelashes are really long...

No, be calm and calm.

I forced myself not to look at Song Pianran, and continued to recite.

Five seven 35, five eight forty, five nine...

Song Pianran raised her hand and made a movement of unbuttoning her cuff buttons.

Fifty Nine... Fifty Nine is why Song Pianran is more handsome than ordinary people even with her wrists!

Six seven 42, six eight 48, six nine——

Song Pianran suddenly looked in my direction, raised her eyebrows, and smiled brightly.

Six nine... What is the answer to six times nine? !

I raised my hand and hammered the hammer on my heart, can you stop jumping "chug chug"!You are a living heart, not a tractor!

The method of reciting multiplication formulas is completely invalid.

I swiped to answer again, and someone called "Boss don't want it" said: Old man, you are a typical spring!Roll|It's fine once you send it. +Wei~ letter g983674 to see the film, male and female, male and male, female and female, should~yes~do~yes~

...resolutely reported.

After reading it, I feel my face is getting hotter.

But this film seller really provided me with a solution, which is just like quitting smoking and diverting my attention!

I looked around, and the only things around that could divert my attention were Qi Guoqing and Song Wuyi, two ugly pigs.

I picked them up one by one, and kneaded and played with them.

"Very good! Pianran pull down the collar a little more!"

The voice of the photographer came, and I followed the sound to look over.

Under the spotlight, Song Pianran's tie was pulled loose, her suit jacket was open, and two buttons of her shirt were undone, revealing two delicate collarbones.

He raised his head, his neck bent into a dangerous arc, and his Adam's apple rolled up and down.

My temples were throbbing, my mouth was dry, and I swallowed.

It took me a long time to come back to my senses, and I realized that Qi Guoqing and Song Wuyi in my hand had been folded into a strange shape by me just now unconsciously.

Song Wuyi's two front legs are on Qi Guoqing's back, and the two pigs have completed the great harmony of life.

I separated the two of them heartbroken, held Qi Guoqing's tail, and taught it: "You, you! How dare you do such a brazen thing in front of your father and me!"

Qi Guoqing's little black eyes were wet, and I sighed with resentment: "Even if you are already bent, if you want...whatever you want, you have to be the one above! Dignity! Do you understand dignity! No It's an insult to the family tradition!"

It's really a father's love.

My requirements are really low, even if it is bent, I have to make a straight 1.

The trick of diverting attention is also declared bankrupt, so he has to resort to the ultimate move.

I turned on Chanting Chaohua, hoping to let the beautiful love story of Song Pianran and Guan Yin influence me, and subtly believed that Chanting was locked, so as to reduce the strange influence Song Pianran had on me.

I brushed through the posts floating in the super talk essence posts, they were all rubbish posts, and I had no interest.

"Tell me why you entered the chant pit~"

——Don’t talk, you didn’t get into the pit.

"Recite silently three hundred times a day, the recitation is true!"

——Really, it’s more real than the fifty cents string of pearls under the overpass.

"Recite the paro of the Republic of China, Chapter 13 of "The Domineering Young Marshal Eats Kawaii"~"

——Turn left to Baidu Elementary School Student Bar to find out.

"Three irrefutable proofs that Guan Yin likes Song Pianran."

There seems to be something in this Weibo, so I clicked on it and tasted it.

The first one, every time Weixin Guanyin goes to the supermarket, he buys Song Pianran his favorite crispy corners.

The evidence is that during the group period, Guan Yin said in an interview that he would bring Song Pianran a pack of crispy corners when shopping.

Also "by the way"?It's not shabby, but I've been staring at Song Pianran's snack box all the time, and I'll stock it up as soon as it's empty.

Second, Guan Yin will remember Song Pianran's little habits in life.

The evidence is that Guan Yin said in the interview that Song Pianran insisted on getting up at 07:30 in the morning even when she was on vacation, and went out for a half-hour morning run.

It's just nonsense.

Even during her free time, Song Pianran's wake-up time is very unstable.On sunny days, I usually sleep until noon, and get up smelling the smell of the food; on cloudy and rainy days, I wish I could stay in bed all day, like a young lady who is in confinement, and when the meal time comes, I will send a WeChat message asking me to bring him the food to the room.

Morning jogging is even more of an idiot. According to Song Pianran, the air outside is full of dust and exhaust gas, and asking him to get off the treadmill and go for a run is a slow death.

Third, when Song Pianran approaches, Guan Yin will blush.

The evidence is the accompanying picture of Song Pianran bowing her head and speaking to Guan Yin during an event, and Guan Yin's cheeks were flushed.

Out of nothing!

Guan Yin's blush is obviously too thick!Besides, when Song Pianran got so close, my face also turned red!

And it is 100% natural red without any preservatives.

Not only am I red, I'm hot too.

According to Xipigou, do I also like Song Pianran?

--Snapped.

It was as if a string had snapped in his head.

Song Pianran, the little swan, spun around happily.

Qi Guoqing and Song Wuyi Gululu fell to the ground.

Song Pianran finished filming and hooked her hand at me.

His lips moved, the scene was too noisy, I couldn't hear what he said.

There was a rumbling heartbeat in my ears.

Too bad, it's a heart-wrenching feeling.

The author has something to say

[Beep—the love progress bar has loaded 90%]

It is said that there are a group of Qi Xiaoyu mother fans who disagree with this marriage?Is there something else to do?

Song Pianran invites everyone to meet at the top of Huashan Mountain at [-]:[-] p.m. on Singles’ Day. He wants to show his affection to everyone. He will be mad at you hehe

(It should be already morning when you read this chapter, I hope Xiao Song and Xiao Yu will start a good day for everyone! Hush!)