Employment Guide For Professional Fans

I have been a professional fan for more than two years, and the Xipi fans who have fought can circle the earth three times hand in hand, but only "Entering the Customs Lightly" is my only beauty.

Why should I hold her in the palm of my hand?

Because then I can hit her whenever I want to!

Her clear mind, her literary and artistic temperament like a fairy descending from nine days, and her perseverance to make sugar without sugar, and to eat razor blades as sugar if she couldn't, caused me both physical and psychological discomfort.

But to be honest, if there is no such a bitch's beautiful little thesis in any of the fights, I really feel boring and unable to arouse the desire to fight.

I carefully read the small paper several times, and I have to say that the rhythm of "Entering the Customs Lightly" is really good, and it completely grasps the psychology of the fans.

I even suspected that she was also a professional fan, hired by Guan Yin with money.

I stared at Qi Guoqing, pondered for a long time, and finally decided to betray my son's hue.

I took a high-definition frontal photo of Qi Guoqing, logged on to the "Pianran Fighter" account, and posted a Weibo.

Pianran fighter: exome? ? ?Does the pig in my hand look exactly like the one in spr?Can I also form cp with spr?I've already thought of a name, and it's called Biji Xipi.Advise some cpf to be a little beer, scientific experiments show that sooner or later you will be stupid if you treat feces as candy

As soon as the Weibo was posted, there were 3 reposts in 29 minutes, 27 of which were reposted to Moments, indicating that most of the reposts were contributed to the family.

I have a mouthful of old blood in my throat, and the greatest joy of fighting lies in the back and forth confrontation. What's the matter with reposting the circle of friends, it really affects the experience of fighting.

You have the ability to turn to your circle of friends and say bad things about me, and you have the ability to stand up and start selling and shout!

I viciously added another sentence in the comment: Forward hyq's lipstick and eye shadow tonight, all of them were smashed into pieces, and my face burst into acne and constipation for seven days. The license plate will always be restricted and the subway will never be able to squeeze in.

This vicious curse really worked, and before "Flying into the Pass" responded publicly, her calf hairs rushed up to give the head first, and a sippy named "Is the recitation public today" bore the brunt:

Is the chanting made public today: Don’t be too self-righteous for some fans, do you think spr is like you?There is a stench and a sour smell that can’t be covered by thirty catties of foundation. Brother PR’s pig has a domineering aura. Even your few dollars with a crooked nose and squinting eyes dare to take it out to pretend to be a relative of the royal family. Who are you insulting? "

Sarcasm, blatant sarcasm.

Who am I insulting?

What I insult is you group of heartless people who have eyes but don't know Wang Ba's father!

Song Pianran's three-yuan piglets are ashamed to be kings, but they don't take my family's 300-yuan Qi Guoqing into consideration!

I patted Qi Guoqing's head and comforted it: "My son is not angry, don't pay attention to their ignorance, we are top pigs! Wang Zhongwang! Curse them when they buy Wang Zhongwang ham sausage in the future, they will buy expired ones."

Qi Guoqing lay on my lap limply, without even wagging his pig's tail, and lay limply on his little buttocks.

Look how angry my son is!

My hand speed reached the limit, and I quickly typed to respond.

Pianran Fighter: CPFs, open your shitty eyes and look carefully, how do my pigs look different from spr's pigs? ? ?Secondly, my pig is not three yuan, but 300 yuan, thank you.

"Is the recitation made public today?" It is estimated that her eyes are shining on the other side of the screen, staring at me all the time. As soon as I send out my Weibo, she will reply in seconds:

Is the recitation made public today: Yo ho ho fighter sister, what a great beer, can I serve my sister a cup of cappuccino?I searched Taobao casually, and the pig doll with a wholesale price of ten yuan and ten catties also looks exactly like yours~ Why don’t sisters and wholesalers form a CP?I have already thought about the name, how about calling it Changji CP?If you have a new Xipi, let my brother go, please [poor] [poor]

I looked at the pictures on her Weibo, and there were groups of pig dolls crowded in a small dirty factory building, all of them with crooked noses and big eyes.

You don't even need to do a paternity test, just by looking at this face, you can tell that these are the brothers of Song Wuyi and Qi Guoqing.

The poor are hammered.

I punched my palm, I made a wrong decision!Big mistake!

Didn't expect Qi Guoqing, a pig, to be picked out of his background so easily, and ten yuan and ten catties?Known for taking big bags?

I grabbed Qi Guoqing by the pig's tail, really unbelievable: "Qi Guoqing, Qi Guoqing, I never thought that you would sell it by the catty?!"

Heartbroken, heartbroken.

Although I knew that I was a cheap son, I never expected it to be so cheap.

Ten yuan can buy a sack, and the cost of a Qi National Day is only a few cents.

When I saw it, Qi Guoqing's pink and pink face was covered with four big characters - low cost.

I calmed down, and silently said "Father's love is like a mountain", and then took a closer look.

Those wet big and small eyes stared at me blankly, poorly.

Forget it, after all, it was Song Pianran who caught it all afternoon, no matter how cheap it was, it was my son, who took my surname.

I lovingly stroked the pig's body.

Over there, Xipifen was still relentless, chasing after my ass and yelling.

Is the recitation made public today: Why doesn’t Sister Fighter speak?Could it be that the fighter jet at home can't start?Why don't you share with us which luxury store you bought the 300 yuan pig from?Do you have a receipt?Show off and let little people like us see the world [laughing] [laughing]

I was so angry that my hairs stood on end. At this time, it would be unwise to follow their train of thought to obsess over Qi Guoqing's worth. I resolutely shifted my position and adopted the second rule of the "Professional Fan Tearing Rules": Avoid the serious and take the light.

Pianran Fighter: This little sister asked too many questions at once, and she couldn't answer them.Let me answer the question raised by your ID - no, no yesterday, no today, no tomorrow, it will never be made public, you just dream YY, maybe you will wake up someday [cute] [cute]

"Is the recitation made public today?" fell into silence.

After 2 minutes, she finally broke out——

Is the recitation made public today: Sima Gu Goose, have you drunk too much milk powder?It's none of your business for us to enclose ourselves?It's your turn to stop here|Street goods come out to give pointers?I tore up your X mouth and then stuffed you into your mother X and remade it. Put your dog with a serial number, put it on the fire and roast it, sprinkle a handful of cumin, I will eat a stupid dog in one bite, and finally put you Pull it into the septic tank and leave a bad smell for thousands of years!

My first reaction was to cover Qi Guoqing's eyes.

"Children can't read these, these are swear words, children can't read them." I taught it earnestly.

Finally spray dirty, I am so excited that I can't wait to perform a spinning and jumping without stopping!

The first stage of tearing|pushing is gentle flirting with each other. This stage is mainly about testing each other. You flick me on the face, and I flick your buttocks. It’s just a small fight.

Once one side starts spraying dirt, it means that the tear|force has made substantial progress. At this time, the main battlefield can be opened up-the timeline.

I took a screenshot of the dirty post and posted it on Weibo.

Pianran Fighter: Let's take a look on the homepage to see what kind of piss this so-called "enclosed self-cute" chanting cp fan is. When he speaks dirty words at a young age, he has a system of his own.None of the few microblogs I posted mentioned your cp fans, right?The boss rushed to check the number and take a seat, not to mention, and sprayed feces with his mouth full.The one who flirts first is cheap, and your supporters will see if you accept this fan @音典后护团

As soon as this Weibo was posted, the front page was full of noise.

Song Pianran's only fans invaded massively. Due to the huge difference in the number of people, the cp fans were defeated steadily.

"Pianran Entering the Pass", which had been silent for a long time, finally appeared, like rain from the sky, sending a clear spring to the dry desert.

"Who can tell me, what did we do wrong? We just shared love between two people equally, we just wanted to have a long sleep in our own paradise. The world is already so difficult, thank you You gave me a piece of pure land. No matter how bad people persecute me, I will not leave."

The most noble spiritual mentor in the self-media era has appeared, and the greatest chicken soup master in the 21st century has appeared.

Chanting Xipi fans have a collective orgasm!

"I won't go" The three words "I won't go" chanted cp super words, this picture of self-moving is so touching, like some kind of MLM organization.

I cut my number and tweeted.

I just like Xiao Pianpian: You talk about equal love, but you kidnapped him unilaterally; you talk about Xanadu, but you use him to satisfy your selfish fantasies.He is not someone's accessory, not a toy in a love fantasy game.If you want him not to be tied up, if he is not bound, then he is a bad person, then I am really bad.But at least, as a bad guy, I think and love only him and him. @ Song Pianran

As a job fan, who wouldn't know how to make some poisonous chicken soup?

Qi Xiaoyu brand chicken soup, nutritious and delicious, mainly treats the mental fatigue and self-doubt after being torn up. The only side effect is that the eye sockets may become sour, and tears will flow, the soul will be shocked, and I will focus on loving Song Pianran more wholeheartedly.

Because of this miraculous effect, Qi Xiao Yu Chicken Soup also has an elegant scientific name: abuse powder.

The author has something to say

The second day Song Pianran went offline, I missed him (it will go online tomorrow!)

Do fairies still comment on Starfish Jade Pendant?High price recycling!

A few points to declare:

1. Spraying dirt on the Internet is bad, don’t learn from it

2. Tear|force no prototype no prototype! ! !

3. The author doesn't feel bad about Xipi fans (after all, I am also a humble Xipi dog), some biased wording in the article is out of writing considerations