Employment Guide For Professional Fans

Song Pianran justly said that as an all-round idol, the dream lover of thousands of girls, a film and television superstar with both strength and charm, and [Unparalleled. Can't conquer!

"Men are born with the instinct to drive a car!"

He made a concluding statement passionately.

I heard his sonorous and forceful words, and saw that his arrogance was mixed with a trace of indifference, and in the indifference revealed a bit of disdain, as if he could easily capture a small electric donkey, so I handed over my small Mercedes to him with confidence.

With an unruly smile, Song Pianran brushed her hair casually, stepped into the car with her long legs, and inserted the key into the lock with her head down.

Then he kept his head down.

Three minutes passed, and he still didn't look up.

"Qi Xiaoyu!"

Just when I wondered if time had stopped, Song Pianran suddenly called me.

"what happened?"

"What's your car with a transmission?" he asked.

I:……

It is said that a man is born with the instinct to drive a car?Has Song Pianran lost even the instinct of a man? !

We strongly urge the state to treat big cars and small electric cars equally, set up training courses for small eDonkeys, pass the assessment and get a certificate to get on a donkey. A blind donkey like Song Pianran who sits on my eDonkey is simply an insult to a donkey!

"Electric cars don't have a transmission, and the accelerator is on the handlebar. You just turn the car and it starts." I earnestly taught on-site, "Why don't you get down first, and I'll give you a short demonstration."

Song Pianran couldn't hold back his face, he waved his hands impatiently: "How can there be such a stupid principle to demonstrate! I know, I know, the car will start after a twist here, right? Hmph, it's too simple—ah——! "

He pulled the accelerator to the maximum at once, and the little Mercedes rushed out with a "swish".

The excessive starting speed brought a gust of wind and a scream.

Song Pianran's upper body was tilted backwards due to inertia. From my perspective, he looked like a human-shaped kite being driven by an electric car.

I was also taken aback, and ran after me shouting, "Let go—hand! Let go of the handcart and it will stop!"

Song Kite just yelled and screamed, I was out of breath, and vowed to write a complaint letter to Feichi electric car when I got back, and strongly demanded that the maximum speed be reduced to 20 mph.

The real-magic version of "The Kite Runner", starring Qi Yu, Song Pianran, and a Feichi electric car, is performed in a suburb in the east of S City, and the ticket price is 0 yuan.

The car drove tens of meters before Song Pianran remembered to let go of the accelerator. Fortunately, he had tall legs and kicked his right leg hard on the ground, so he jumped out of the car and staggered a few steps, barely standing stable.

My electric car hit the ground with a loud bang, and it hurt my heart to hit the donkey, so I ran up to help the car up.

Song Pianran was still in shock, and patted her chest: "Are you a fan of my car? I was so excited when I got on it and went crazy on the spot. Fortunately, I was smart and jumped out of the car at a critical moment to escape."

If my car is your fan, I will send this blind donkey-eyed car to the incinerator today to burn the ashes and scatter the ashes into the Mariana Trench!

There was a dent in the footboard of the back seat of the car, and I was very distressed. If I went to repair it, I don't know how much it would cost to fix it.

Song Pianran, a shameless person, came over, patted my head, and said, "Why are you so sad, I didn't fall, look, isn't this still alive and kicking?"

After finishing speaking, he really jumped around a few times.

You didn't fall, but my car fell!You are just a little shocked, but what my car has lost is its flawless appearance!

The record of 0 major accidents of Mercedes-Benz electric vehicles in ten years was almost broken. Song Pianran ruined the good reputation of one of the top ten brands of Taobao with her own efforts, which is really a heinous crime.

"Why do you still have a sour face? You told me that I'm fine." He stretched out his hands, grabbed the corners of my mouth and pulled them up, "Be happy."

"Hehe, it's great that you're fine." With the corner of my mouth pulled, I made a stiff voice, "I'm so happy."

He let go of his hand in satisfaction, took the electric car from me, raised one corner of his mouth, and smiled charmingly: "Cheche, you have successfully caught my attention. No car has ever dared to do this to me."

……

It seems that it is very necessary for me to have a serious exchange with Xiaotao, so that she will stop recommending brainwashing dramas like "The Domineering Prince and the Pretty Maid" to Song Pianran.

Song Pianran got into the car again, I was still worried, and followed behind and asked: "Boss, are you really okay?"

"I have been driving my old man's car secretly since I was 13 years old. What's the problem?"

He is very confident.

I didn't know how to explain the difference between a four-wheeler and a two-wheeler to him.

"Men are born with the instinct to drive a car." He emphasized again.

This sentence is no longer convincing.

"You don't believe in my instincts as a man?" He suddenly raised his eyebrows at me.

What happened to the sudden weird feeling?

I nodded under his eyes with a strange smile: "I believe, I believe."

He rode away slowly.This time, the car drove very steadily.

It's almost evening, the breeze is blowing, the clouds are rolling and the clouds are relaxing, and the tired birds are returning to their nests.

The ending of a youth movie is probably nothing more than beautiful.

The handsome boy with a straight back drove an electric car and drove away slowly in the westward sunshine.

slowly...slowly...

etc!Isn't Song Pianran driving too slowly?

When I took a closer look, he wasn't driving at all, but was kicking on the ground with two legs, leading the car forward.

What man's instinct?

I believe in your evil!

The author has something to say

Qi Yu: Song Pianran doesn't have any manly instincts!

Song Pianran: Come here, I'll prove it to you!

Qi Yu: Proof is proof, why are you taking off your pants!

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