Employment Guide For Professional Fans

Song Pianran didn't know why Long Yan was so happy. When they left the restaurant, not only did the two brothers put my shoulders nicely, they even squeezed my face with a smile, and said proudly: "Put that trash eDonkey of yours into the trunk, Go back in my car."

I remembered that old man's post, and my ass felt cold for an instant, and I quickly clamped my little ass|eyes.

Song Pianran doesn't want to pick my pure little chrysanthemum, does she?

So he wanted to trick me into his car, and do that unruly thing to me on the small roads in the suburbs, making me miserable every day, turning me over and over again, over and over again.

It is urgent to protect chrysanthemums!

I shook my head wildly: "A great man once said, don't choose to be lazy when you should be struggling, and don't choose to ride a luxury car when you should be riding an electric donkey. I have a dream of a luxury car, and I will run and fight for this dream. Until I have my own sports car, I can become a person that even I admire!"

Song Pianran looked at me with the look of an idiot: "Which great man said that?"

"Greftovlasky," I blurted out.

"A pyramid scheme?" Song Pianran asked.

"No, he is a wechat businessman and a spiritual mentor to billions of people. He was once cordially received by Obama. He likes to take a Harmony bullet train. He never bows his head, because the crown will fall off."

Song Pianran didn't speak, but tilted her head.

I followed him and tilted my head.

He pointed to his head and asked, "Did you hear that?"

what did I say?"

"The sound of water in your head," he said.

I:……

He turned around and walked towards the car. Before I breathed a sigh of relief, he suddenly turned his head again. I immediately retracted my abdomen and lifted my hips, with my legs together, performing a standard military posture.

"Why are you always holding your legs between your legs? Urgent to urinate?" Song Pianran stared at my legs and asked.

"I, I protect the flowers."

It's still that familiar country road, that familiar handsome man, that familiar luxury car.

There is also the familiar car exhaust and billowing smoke.

Song Pianran abruptly drove a sports car at the speed of a thousand-year-old bastard, and slowly followed my little eDonkey.

He held the steering wheel with one hand and the mobile phone with the other, looked down from time to time, and recited aloud to me emotionally.

"A man was defrauded of 30 deposits on a blind date! Mr. Li was introduced to Ms. Zheng, and the other party's conditions fully met his standards for making friends. After getting along, Zheng said that he found a loophole in the lottery website and could speculate on money. After several rounds of persuasion, Li invested 30 yuan after he tasted the sweetness, but Zheng lost contact afterward.”

After he finished reading a paragraph, he wanted to comment: "Tsk tsk tsk, Qi Xiaoyu, do you think it's miserable? If you're so stupid, you'd have to be tricked so that you don't even have any underwear left."

I focused on the road without squinting, raised my hand to support my helmet, and said righteously: "Boss, don't worry, I don't have any savings to lie to!"

Song Pianran continued his thousand and one failed blind date story: "Xiao Lin met Xiao Mei through a certain matchmaker. Xiao Mei has fair skin, beautiful appearance, and slim figure, which made Xiao Lin Ying very excited. The two met in a western When we met in the restaurant, Xiaomei ordered a bottle of Lafite red wine with a price of more than 1 yuan, and ordered two side dishes with a price of 2 yuan. If you don’t want to spend this little money, I won’t be able to live well in your house after getting married. In this way, Xiao Lin was cheated into spending more than 500 yuan.”

I'm not interested in such old-fashioned stories, but Song Pianran's reading is really good. If he can have this line skills when he is filming, he won't be nominated for the Golden Crow Best Actor every year.

Song Pianran whistled at me, and exaggeratedly shouted: "There are so many blind date scams now! It's really good-so-ah! The risk of blind date is too great now, we need you and me to act together and resolutely resist!"

I:……

Did Song Pianran never go through puberty or early menopause?

What do you mean by popular science in front of a poor migrant worker who has experienced two failed blind dates in one day?This is a blatant ridicule!

"Qi Xiaoyu, Qi Xiaoyu!" Seeing that I ignored him, Song Pianran stuck her head out of the car window and called me loudly, "Hello!"

Your friend Song Pianran sent an interaction request.

"what?"

"You are so stupid, and you don't have any savings, so you are not allowed to go on a blind date in the future!"

Why am I not allowed to go on a blind date?

Song Pianran, your family lives by the sea, is it so wide?

If you don't let me go, I will go!

"Did you hear me!" he called again.

"Listen, I heard..."

Once again I succumbed to the forces of capitalism, whispering aggrievedly.

"I didn't hear what you said, speak louder." He put his hand next to his ear, raised his eyebrows at me, and smiled wickedly.

"I heard--!"

I opened my mouth and yelled, just when a gust of wind blew up, a small flying insect flew towards me, as if equipped with a satellite navigation system, it flew into my mouth accurately, thumped twice in my throat, and my body was decapitated. at.

Your friends are all on fire, why are you on your mouth!

I hurriedly stopped the electric scooter, and said "呵呵呀" several times in the same place, with bitter and astringent taste in my mouth, which was terribly uncomfortable.

"Hahahaha——" Song Pianran, who was gloating, was so happy that she patted the steering wheel and laughed loudly. When she stepped on the accelerator, the car whizzed away.

I stayed where I was, breathing the strong car exhaust, looked at the back of the car that was going away, looked up at the sky, closed my eyes and made a wish.

Heaven has eyes, please let Song Pianran, a big idiot, have a flat tire on his car!immediately!immediately! immediately! right now!

boom--

A loud bang.

I was startled, and when I opened my eyes, Song Pianran's car hit the curb in front.

Fuck, wish came true?

Is it too late to withdraw this wish now? !

As soon as my heart tightened, cold sweat broke out immediately, and I quickly started the small electric donkey to catch up.

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