am i a devil

Wang Mo was sent home all the way by Sister Li, and it was quite late when he got home.

When he walked to the garden in front of the villa, he saw the old cat squatting at the door. It seemed reluctant, maybe it was pushed out by Xun Ying to wait for him to go home.

"Brother Cat, I'm back." Wang Mo took the initiative to greet the old cat.

Old cat: "..."

"Hmm." said the old cat.

He originally wanted to set up a noble and glamorous character, but as the saying goes, it's hard to hit a smiling person with a fist, so the old cat responded to Wang Mo's greeting, to show that he doesn't remember the mistakes of villains, and the prime minister can hold a boat in his stomach .

But the most important reason is that he has been hanging out with the neighbor's puppet cat recently, and he is in a good mood.

Wang Mo bid farewell to the old cat who felt a little more comfortable, and walked into the gate on the first floor.

From the angle of the entrance, he could see that the lights were still on in the large living room on the first floor. It seemed that Xun Ying had returned and hadn't rested yet.

Wang Mo then walked towards the living room on the first floor, and then he saw a lot of food on the coffee table in the living room.

Xun Ying was still sitting on the sofa in the middle, but when he saw Wang Mo coming, he moved a place to the side.

Wang Mo walked over and sat down on the same sofa with him.

He looked at the food on the table, and suddenly realized that these foods seemed familiar.

It seems to be the high-end self-service buffet that he just tried his best to pull, and many dishes are almost exactly the same.

"I heard that you didn't have time to eat anything at the buffet, so you asked them to pack a package for two according to the menu."

Seeing Wang Mo's bewildered expression, Xun Ying took the initiative to explain.

Wang Mo: "..."

"Have you eaten?" Wang Mo thought for a while, and said a common greeting.

"I didn't have dinner either," Xun Ying said.

"Then let's eat together." Wang Mo said, picking up his rice bowl.

The old cat who was scratching the root of the window outside: "..."

Isn't this the life of a young couple? Just say it and it's over? I don't understand what they are still struggling with. Human beings are so complicated, the old cat thought to himself, it seems that although they are at the top of the food chain, they are A heavy price was paid for this.

Then he seemed to hear someone say in his ear, I just like to see you despise me and have to practice hard, just want to become like me.

The old cat, with the unbalanced mentality characteristic of many mature animals, jumped from the window and went away very angry.

After eating a table full of food, Wang Mo returned to his room on the second floor contentedly.

He walked into the bathroom, and suddenly found that there were still remnants of the makeup on his face for the dinner party.

Wang Mo: "..."

As a straight man, well, for someone who has been a straight man for the first half of his life, I kind of forgot how to remove this thing. Wang Mo looked at his handsome and pretty cheeks because of makeup , it is a little embarrassing to think of it.

"It seems to be using this." Wang Mo took a bottle of things from the washstand, squinted his eyes and carefully identified the words on it.

When he went to take pictures and try on makeup before, the makeup artist saw that he didn't understand anything, so he gave him a few trial kits and asked him to find these and buy them, so he will definitely need them in the future.

Wang Mo didn't buy the full size products afterwards, but he took all those small bottles home. Now that he took a closer look, there was a problem.

It looks like it's all alphabetic characters, not a single Chinese character.

Wang Mo: "..."

Suffering from being uneducated, Wang Mo thought sadly.

He came out of the bathroom with a small bottle, intending to find out the phone to check the meaning on it, but he couldn't find it after a long time of groping, and then he remembered that when he was storing his coat, he handed over the phone to the big ghost in women's clothes for safekeeping.

Wang Mo snapped his fingers, and the big ghost in women's clothes popped out.

"Your Majesty, what are your orders?" said the ghost in female disguise.

"Where's my phone?" Wang Mo asked.

"Here you are, my lord." The ghost dressed as a woman handed the mobile phone to Wang Mo. Wang Mo looked down and saw that the mobile phone was dead.

Wang Mo: "..."

How could it be at this time that the house was leaking and it was raining all night, Wang Mo thought to himself, and then he had an idea, and looked at the big ghost in women's clothing who was bleeding from all seven orifices and rolled his eyes.

Wang Mo: "..."

"Why did you give up your bangs?" Wang Mo asked inexplicably.

"When I'm at home, I'm used to combing my bangs up with a magic patch, which is more refreshing." Said the big ghost of women's clothing.

Wang Mo: "..."

So Wang Mo respected the younger brother's living habits as much as possible, and asked him, "Have you ever been to college?"

Big ghost in women's clothing: "..."

"A ghost needs a diploma to work these days," the big ghost dressed as a woman asked a little hurt.

Wang Mo: "..."

"I mean, do you understand English? Can you understand this?" Wang Mo handed the bottle to the female costume ghost with a tired expression on his face.

"Oh, isn't this cleansing oil?" the ghost in women's clothing said happily.

"Amazing, little brother." Wang Mo said with admiration.

"It's really not English," said the big ghost in women's clothing, "it's French, but it won't bother me."

"It seems that you were a decent person before your death." Wang Mo said with emotion.

"I don't know about this, but us ghosts can actually share the database. If you want to, my lord, I'll share it with you for a while." The ghost in women's clothing said.

Wang Mo: "..."

"How to share?" Wang Mo said.

"You want languages, right? Then I'll share with you a few commonly used ones." The big ghost in women's clothing said, gently tapping Wang Mo's fluffy head with his long, dry fingers.

Wang Mo looked down and saw several bottles in his hand, makeup remover, massage cream, and essence.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo groped downstairs again. In the hall where the lights were turned off, he found the English newspaper that Xun Ying read every day, then took it upstairs, and read it without hindrance.

Wang Mo: "..."

It seems that I accidentally lit up a technology tree. Wang Mo was shocked at that time.