am i a devil

A skeleton with a perfect haunted cavity: "..."

"I... also... just... yes... then... well... think... think, big... brother... brother... you... don't... want... much... heart... ah. "

After communicating with Wang Mo for a long time, the skeleton with a perfect haunted house accent was fooled by him without anyone noticing. Because the other party called him big brother, he also inexplicably chose a corresponding name big brother. address him.

"In my opinion, brother, it's more acceptable for you to look the same as before in the eyes of others. After all, you still have to hang out in the local area, right." Wang Mo very reliably gave advice to the skeleton with a perfect haunted house accent road.

"Hmm..." The skeleton with a perfect haunted house cavity pondered for a moment, then tapped its own skeleton.

"Still... yes... big... brother... brother... you... want... to... get... weeks..., then... well... we... let's... start... start... …Bar."

Once the skeleton with a perfect haunted house accent decided on this plan, he began to be a little eager to try it.

"Oh, brother, you are still impatient." Wang Mo waved his hand.

"Then...of course...of course, who...face...to...such...things...can...not...urgent...well." The skeleton with the perfect haunted house cavity still A little embarrassed, he scratched his head with his withered hands, only to find that there was nothing on his head to grasp, and put down his hands in a bit of disappointment.

"It's useless to be anxious. I don't know what you look like, brother. At least show me something like a portrait." Wang Mo thought for a while and said.

"Drawing... like... ah..." the skeleton with a perfect haunted house cavity pondered for a moment.

"Yes... yes... there are..., but... yes... all... in... my... mother... that...." The skeleton with a perfect haunted house accent clicked on the skeleton, and shook again. Shaking the skeleton said.

"After I...dead...after...she...became...crazy...devil...like...painting...of...at...home... It's like...all...collected...put...to...put...in...my...own...house...in the... hall...."

Wang Mo: "..."

"In your own room, don't you leave a piece of paper for your memory?" Wang Mo said.

"Because...for...I...not...not...is...especially...don't...want...to see...the time...when I...lived...lived... The… appearance of…, so…so…also…always…never…have…asked…she…wanted…to…come back…for a while ... Zhang." The skeleton with a perfect haunted house cavity said apologetically.

"Ugh."

Wang Mo sighed, then thought for a while and said: "For the present plan, I have no choice but to ask your old lady for one, but."

When Wang Mo said this, he thought about it carefully, looked at the skeleton with a perfect haunted house accent, and raised his eyebrows.

"Is your old lady...how should I put it, a bit of a strong woman?" Wang Mo tried to speak softly.

"Big...brother...brother! You...said...too...right..." In a sense, the skeleton with a perfect haunted house cavity really achieved the scene of wanting to cry without tears , Wang Mo nodded very much.

"To treat such a mother, you can't make extra troubles." Wang Mo said very cleverly.

"If you go to ask for a portrait, you don't want it for so many years, and suddenly you want it now, your old lady will definitely suspect that I instigated it. At that time, if she develops the mentality that her son is fascinated by that little goblin, I will It will be very difficult to carry out the work and become very passive." Wang Mo said.

"It's... like... very... reasonable... like...." The skeleton with a perfect haunted house accent clicked on his own skeleton, and suddenly felt that Wang Mo was like a mother-in-law and daughter-in-law Relationship Expert.

"For the current plan, only I will come forward and ask her for a portrait in a shameless manner, saying that I have accepted my fate to marry a chicken, follow a chicken, marry a dog, follow a dog and marry a pole, and then I fell in love with you in the process of getting along with you." I want to show your interesting soul, and I need a portrait of you when you were alive, to express your lovesickness, understand?" Wang Mo said seductively.

"You...yes...me..." The skeleton with a perfect haunted house accent thought for a while, and then a trace of embarrassment flashed in his eyes, which were obviously empty.

"Big...brother...brother, you...don't...would...really...yes...me, I...don't...like...men...people...ah." The skeleton with a perfect haunted house accent said regretfully in a declining tone.

Wang Mo: "..."

"I'm just making an analogy. If I have a wife, who would like you!" Wang Mo once again let out a chicken cry that does not belong to the category of horror, and kicked the skeleton with a perfect haunted house cavity. flew.

"what!"

The skeleton, with its perfect haunted-house accent, danced through the air for a moment before slamming headfirst into the chamber pot under the bed.

Wang Mo: "..."

Fortunately, the chamber pot is still new and has never been used, Wang Mo thought.

But even though he thought so, he still reached out with some psychological barriers to fish out the skeleton with the perfect haunted house cavity, and put it on the quilt with disgust.

Then he discovered that he had clearly knocked out a tooth on the skeleton with the perfect haunted cavity.

Wang Mo: "..."

So Wang Mo started his journey of looking for teeth all over the place in the dark environment.

He knelt on the ground with the skeleton with the perfect haunted cavity and worked together for a long time before finally finding the front tooth that the skeleton with the perfect haunted cavity was knocked out by him.

Wang Mo: "..."

Although I found it, I don't seem to have the related technology of dental implants, Wang Mo thought, and although there are reserves in the knowledge base, he is not particularly interested in this technology and wants to learn.

Wang Mo touched his trouser pocket, and suddenly found a bottle of super glue that he had used when playing with model toys. He couldn't help feeling blessed and thought of a solution.

Moments later, he glued back the teeth of the skeleton with the perfect haunted cavity.

"Big...brother, you...this...is...too...too...sharp...well, Jane...simply...is...doing...one...line...like... One...ok...ah." The skeleton with the perfect haunted house accent unexpectedly changed his name to Wang Mo unconsciously in a feeling of admiration.

"It's okay, big brother, he's not as good as you said." Wang Mo promoted himself to big brother based on this talk, and said in his heart that it feels better to be a big brother.

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Ever since the skeleton with a perfect haunted house accent hoped that Wang Mo could help him at least visually restore his previous life, his attitude towards Wang Mo has taken a 180-degree turn.

And Wang Mo is naturally familiar with the matter of being a big brother.

So when he went to bed that night, Wang Mo very naturally blasted the skeleton with a perfect haunted house cavity to the ground to sleep, and he monopolized the soft and warm bed.

Of course, he didn't directly throw the skeleton with the perfect haunted cavity into the wilderness, at least he threw him a quilt. The skeleton with the perfect haunted cavity had something to ask for, so he didn't say anything more. Aggrieved, he got into the quilt and fell asleep.

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In the morning of the next day, Wang Mo repainted himself a beautiful bridal make-up with the superb service skills he had learned in the crew for many years. The skeleton with a perfect haunted house accent was stunned.

"Brother Wang, do you... still... have... this... love... so...?"

The skeleton with a perfect haunted house accent looked at Wang Mo playfully and said, although the tone and expression were not very clear due to their own conditions, but in Wang Mo's view, they were not the same as some modern netizens. Not much different.