am i a devil

Wang Mo: "..."

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Wang Mo let out a rooster cry.

"Aren't I being tied up all over the place? Why can I move my hands!"

Wang Mo croaked without grasping the point.

Then he remembered, when he was making his bed just now, would the maid who was nice to him have tampered with his rope.

Wang Mo: "..."

"Nice man."

Wang Mo sighed, and then moved his body tentatively. Sure enough, the ropes that seemed to be tied tightly on his body fell off after being shaken by him.

Then Wang Mo suddenly turned over...

I saw the skeleton lying flat beside him, whose head was straightened by the servant girl. At this moment, the whole skull turned around, and was using the empty pair of flesh and blood that had been eaten by snakes, insects, rats and ants. Eye sockets, staring straight at himself.

Wang Mo: "..."

Since I just finished crowing, I might as well omit this part of the performance.Wang Mo, who was already a little tired, called out twice symbolically, but did not show his amazing lung capacity and outstanding explosive power.

"Oh my god, it's terrible, help."

Although Wang Mo was a little lazy in acting, the strength given in the lines was still acceptable, and I thought that I was worthy of this white-haired old man.

Wang Mo then shook the rope all over his body, sat up from the bed, sat cross-legged on the edge of the Kang, looked at the skeleton wriggling on the bed, and waited there patiently , looking at each other with his cheeks on his hands.

Skeleton: "..."

He...this...seems...is...is...offending...me, the skull thought, of course he has no heart, so he just doesn't know how to think of it.

"Brother." Wang Mo saw that he was struggling a bit, and that he had no interest in being idle, so he started to do homework.

Skeleton: "..."

"Brother, let me ask you something." Wang Mo said, then slowly and tentatively stretched out his hand, swaying a few times in front of the skeleton's eyes.

The skull's eye sockets, which had long since lost their eyeballs, turned up and down, left and right following Wang Mo's fingers.

It's like teasing a cat, Wang Mo thought.

When he was helping to take care of cat cubs, he had basically the same experience when using a cat teaser. Of course, there is nothing wrong with him except that this old skeleton guy is far less cute than the cat cubs. .

"I want to ask." Wang Mo said.

"You..." He stretched out his hand to stroke his eye sockets, and then said, "You don't even have eyeballs, how did you see it?"

Skeleton: "..."

Say... well... of... fear... afraid of...?The skeleton thought to himself, oh, since he has no heart, he just thought of it inexplicably.

However, the skeleton still clicked on its own skeleton.

"I...just...is...see...get...get..." The skeleton answered Wang Mo's question in a very standard haunted house accent, and then looked forward to the other party's cock crowing.

However, the expected rooster crowing did not come as expected.

On the contrary, the skeleton saw Wang Mo was shocked and exclaimed: "A miracle in the history of medicine!"

Skeleton: "..."

Wang Mo pondered, it would be a pity not to be a dubbing actor in a ghost movie with such a standard haunted house accent. If he and Xun Ying start the business that he had imagined before, he should invite a few people like this A skeleton with a classic haunted house accent will be the voice actor, so the business will definitely be more prosperous.

Just when Wang Mo was thinking this way, the skeleton with a classic haunted house accent finally got up from the lying state with his own strength, and leaned on the pillow.

"Also...yes...don't...want...to...my...big...brother..." the skeleton with a classic haunted house accent said belatedly.

"Oh, why are you being polite to me?" Wang Mo said that it doesn't matter, and waved his hands.

"As the saying goes, the dead are the greatest." Wang Mo said with a very sincere expression.

A skeleton with a classic haunted house cavity: "..."

My...mother...how...well...just...for...I...get...here...this...well...a...female...person...also... ...is...a man...a person...huh?

The skeleton with a classic haunted house accent looked at Wang Mona's face with the beauty of Apollo, and thought so with great regret.

Luckily...unfortunately...I...have...died..., no...however...I...live...will...will...be...be...he...live... live... gas... die...

The skeleton with a classic haunted house accent thought.

"Brother, why did your family bring me here?" Wang Mo pretended not to see the skeleton with the classic haunted house accent at the moment. , asked him curiously.

"Is it for me to accompany you?"

Seeing that the skeleton with the classic haunted-house accent has never answered his question, Wang Mo, in order to avoid embarrassment, pretended not to see the dark expression that could only be shown by the skeleton, and asked him while asking. At the same time, I was quite amazed in my heart, thinking that a skeleton's acting skills are so superb.

"Brother, to tell you the truth, I already have a wife, so it's impossible for me to be with you." Wang Mo continued.

A skeleton with a classic haunted house cavity: "..."

My...mother...gives...the... old... woman who I... married to... has...had... the... old... woman...is...a...kind of... ... how ... how ... the ... experience ... experience ...

The skeleton with a classic haunted house accent thought about it in his heart without tears, and then he decided to answer Wang Mo's question. After all, the answer to this question will definitely make this beautiful man with the beauty of Apollo feel terrified of.

"For...for...for...to live..."

"Fuck!"

Wang Mo didn't wait for the skeleton with a classic haunted house accent to finish speaking in his very classic haunted house accent, and immediately crowed, but this time the rooster crowed not because of fear, but because of surprise.

"Brother, with your physique, how can you still give birth to children?"

Wang Mo looked around in disbelief at this dead bone, no matter from which angle it looked, and couldn't help asking such a question.

"To put it a little harshly, your whole body is cleaner than a bone that has been gnawed by a dog. Just like this... can you still give birth?"

Wang Mo tentatively gesticulated the whole body of the skeleton with the classic haunted house accent, and asked him with a very exploratory spirit.

Then he saw that the skeleton with the classic haunted-house cavity might be a little pissed off by him. A ray of red light.

"Brother, don't get excited, I don't mean to question your fertility, I'm just curious."

Wang Mo quickly comforted the other party and said, lest he really burn up and cremate himself, then he is probably the first human being in the world to complete self-service cremation.