am i a devil

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo dragged the bones in his hands expressionlessly, and groped out of bed, and then found a tray on the table in the middle of the house, which contained a pot of tea and several tea bowls as usual.

Wang Mo picked up a tea bowl, and carefully took the tea bowl to the side of the dragon and phoenix red candle to take a picture. After finding that there were no obvious stains, Wang Mo lifted himself up a little uneasy. The hem of the wedding dress, wiped the teacup several times.

After wiping the tea bowl until it was shiny and oily, Wang Mo walked back to the table calmly and slowly, sat upright on the embroidered pier, then picked up the teapot on the tray, shook it, I heard the sound of splashing water inside.

Wang Mo then poured a sip of water into the cup he had wiped clean, and looked down, it was still tea.

He rinsed the cup with the first cup of tea, then poured it on the ground, poured the second cup of tea, and finally swung his neck to drink it, and it tasted quite good.

Wang Mo moistened his throat with a cup of tea, cleared his throat, and then began to yell "嘿嘎嘿, Yayaya" in a low-pitched voice.

After he felt that his voice was almost clear and the tune was found, he held the bone with a sense of ritual, and came back to the blood-red marriage bed again.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo took a few deep breaths to feel his vital capacity, then nodded confidently, and with a "swipe", he raised the hook just because he jumped over the bed and knocked off the hook. Lightly covered curtains.

Then Wang Mo saw that there was a complete human skeleton lying on the place where he just jumped up and rolling. The skeleton was originally wearing auspicious wedding clothes and a big red flower on its chest. Wang Mo was in a mess all of a sudden just now.

Wang Mo: "..."

I think I can start my performance now, Wang Mo thought.

Then Wang Mo stood up straight, tucked in his belly and raised his buttocks, settled his posture, and let out the most tuneful chicken crow in his life!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Wang Mo expressed his feelings to the fullest, like a bracket artist, howling until a few strands of cobwebs were shaken off the beam by his voice and landed on the ground. on his wedding dress.

Just when Wang Mo continued to crow for a few minutes, and there was no sign of ending, the door of the wedding room was finally opened by someone outside.

With the support of two maidservants, a lady in ancient costume slowly walked in. Judging by the dress on her body and the color of her face, she looked like she had just crawled out of a coffin.

However, although this lady's complexion has a serene whiteness, her makeup is quite festive, but it is too festive. The blush that looks like two seals is directly stamped on her cheeks. If it is directly put on display in a museum, it may be too It deserves the title of "Museum Flower".

Wang Mo: "..."

This lady's blush didn't smudge, should I remind her, Wang Mo thought.

"Howling! What about howling?"

Just when Wang Mo was calling people nicknames in his heart again, Hua'er in the Museum Museum, whose blush hadn't faded, started cursing, pointing at Wang Mo's nose and shouting.

Wang Mo: "..."

Why is this person like this? He is not polite at all. I was frightened at your house. Don’t say comfort me at the first time, give me some mental damage fees, and give me another room to have a good rest. Pointing at me and swearing, hum, I originally wanted to remind her about the blush problem with good intentions, but now it seems that I should forget it, Wang Mo thought in his heart, and then nodded confidently.

"What's wrong with me howling? There is already a dead person in this room."

Wang Mo also confidently pointed to the nose of the museum flower whose blush did not smudge, and argued back.

"My God, monsters! Listen, the daughter-in-law who just passed the door is talking back to her mother-in-law face to face, is there any reason?!"

The museum hall flower, whose blush did not smudge, started the crying performance in a very classic way.

Wang Mo: "..."

Who is your daughter-in-law?Who are you mother-in-law?If it has to be counted, my master and his old man can only be counted as my father-in-law or father-in-law. If this is the case, theoretically speaking, I don’t have a mother-in-law or mother-in-law, because my master and his old man’s awakening period and cicada’s moulting period are separated. It was too close, and it was not easy to find a partner. Wang Mo thought about this ethical issue in his heart, and directly ignored the crowing of the museum flower whose blush hadn't faded.

"Come here! Grab this disrespectful little hoof for me!" Hua'er, whose blush hadn't faded, croaked for a long time. Seeing that Wang Mo was completely ignoring her, she couldn't help feeling angry. Evil was born on the side of the gall, and he directly greeted the servant outside the door, and when he came up, he was about to tie him up.

"Help! Murder!"

Of course, Wang Mo would not lose to anyone when it came to crowing, so he started running around the table like a very clever rabbit.

Hua'er, whose blush didn't smudge, didn't show weakness, and followed Wang Mo in hot pursuit. Unfortunately, she stepped on the spot that Wang Mo spilled out just because of rinsing the cup. On the water stains of the sip of tea, the soles of his feet slipped and fell on his back.

Wang Mo: "..."

But Wang Mo didn't get any cheap, because of this sudden change, he was stunned for a moment, and then he was surrounded by a group of maids and servants, and arrested.

"Let go of me, help."

After playing for a long time, Wang Mo was a little tired, so he was still dedicated to his work, but he yelled a few times rather weakly.

"Ouch……"

Hua'er, whose blush hadn't faded, finally climbed up with the help of the maid, holding her old waist for a long while.

The servant girl originally supported her and wanted her to sit on the bed, but the moment the museum flower whose blush hadn't faded touched the white bone on the bed, she jumped like a monkey jumping into the sky. Jumped up, it seemed that there was nothing wrong with the old waist.

Wang Mo: "..."

You say I'm afraid and you hate me. Didn't you also croak yourself?Of course, your crowing skills are not even [-]% of mine, and your explosive power and penetrating power are far behind, Wang Mo slandered in his heart.

"Tie... tie this little goblin to me and put him on the bed. On the wedding night, he must be with my son!" Hua'er, whose blush hadn't faded, supported her old waist and leaned on a walking stick. Step by step, the child rubbed in front of Wang Mo, looked at Wang Mo's face with resentment, and said word by word.

Wang Mo: "..."

High energy ahead, Wang Mo thought to himself.

So things are like this, the white bones on the bed are indeed the precious son of the museum flower whose blush has not faded, Wang Mo thought to himself, it seems that in this small reincarnation, I just replaced the one who caught him. My hand said that she was not a voluntary girl. From that time on, what we walked into was no longer the real world.

I don't know what happened to the big ghost in women's clothing?At the critical moment, Wang Mo still thought of it with great concern for his brothers.

Then he was tied up all over the place.

"The museum hall flower whose blush has not faded... No, I mean, old lady, I have something to discuss!" Wang Mo came back to his senses, and after realizing that he was being tied up, he hurriedly expressed his feelings in a kind of way. Shang said to Hua'er in the museum, whose blush did not smudge, in a confident tone. Of course, it would be better if he didn't call the other party wrong.

Hua'er, whose blush hadn't faded, looked at him warily.

"Why, now you know how to be soft, you little hoof, since you were hired, you haven't run away once or twice, why didn't I break your leg?" Said hatefully.

"Thank you, old lady, for not hitting me." Wang Mo said with a plastic relative smile.

Hua'er, whose blush hadn't faded, sneered.

"Come on, what else do you have to say?"

"I'll give you 1000 million and let your son leave me!" Wang Mo said domineeringly.

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100 million words!Cock!