am i a devil

Wang Mo: "..."

Bald artificial mentally handicapped: "..."

"My lord, I'm sorry, your aura is really blown by the strong wind." The bald artificial mentally handicapped really gave Wang Mo face and said, looking at him with infinite admiration.

Wang Mo: "..."

"Don't care about such details." Wang Mo waved his hand.

"After charging so much, you should be able to work well, right?" Wang Mo asked the bald-headed artificial mentally handicapped man, with a trembling tone, as if he had just applied for a card with the other party.

"Don't worry, my lord, this research funding will not be wasted." The bald man with artificial mental retardation also comforted Wang Mo in the same style as Mr. Tony.

So the two ended their work negotiation with professional smirks typical of plastic all-round three-dimensional partners.

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It has been a whole day since Wang Mo solved his own cleanliness problem and the research funding problem of the Brain Hole Universe Research Institute.

Wang Mo returned home after work, feeling the long-lost peace.

"Ah! What a beautiful life An Ning is."

After eating the dinner that Xun Ying personally cooked for him, Wang Mo laid down on Xun Ying's lap pillow with a peaceful face, and asked him to massage himself.

"You are better than a massage chair." Wang Mo sighed while enjoying his lover's service.

"Of course, I'm more expensive than massage." Xun Ying said something that was neither wrong nor nutritious.

Wang Mo: "..."

When he was still on the throne of the brick-moving king, he often imagined when his salary would be raised, and after finishing a project, he must go for a formal massage.

However, this wish has never been fulfilled. Because of saving money, he always thought that he would go after earning a little more money. After all, once this kind of enjoyment starts, it may be difficult to stop. Come one month in advance, apply for a card, and relax on weekends.

As a result, he procrastinated and procrastinated until his income suddenly flew into space on a rocket.

At that time, Wang Mo had already known Xun Ying, and lived with him as a teacher and brother.

Of course, because they were not together yet, Wang Mo didn't dare to ask Xun Ying to give him a massage at that time, but he still has his big brother, Lao Mao, who can help.

In view of the fact that Wang Mo once found him stepping on milk there, the old cat proposed this principle of mutual benefit. He can help Wang Mo massage his back, which is much better than simulating the effect of stepping on milk on the sofa. Wang Mo This offer was also happily accepted.

He had heard the old cat say that he could have a human form before, but he had never seen it before. One day Wang Mo asked the old cat if he wanted to try turning into a human form. They could help each other knock their backs and so on.

Old cat: "..."

"If I change into a human form, if you slap me down, you may fly away." Big Brother Lao Mao said seriously.

Wang Mo always thought that he was just talking, until one day he saw the old cat's human form with his own eyes, and finally realized that fortunately he didn't continue to insist on it back then.

However, as an old cat's milking mat, which is still a way to relieve fatigue, since he and Xun Ying fell in love and enjoyed each other's massage techniques, he has completely given up on it.

With a massage from my boyfriend Miri Tiaoyou, why would he want any other kind of leisure activity?Wang Mo thought to himself.

"It's so comfortable." Wang Mo said as he rolled around on Xun Ying's lap pillow while recalling his past when he was alone, while enjoying his happy and happy marriage.

"It must be comfortable. My craftsmanship has only served you alone." Xun Ying nodded as a matter of course.

Wang Mo: "..."

"The craft you mentioned, do you mean the current craft?" Wang Mo thought for a while, and then asked very cryptically.

Xun Ying: "..."

"Yes." Xun Ying said expressionlessly.

"Oh, haven't you ever massaged others? Then how did you become so proficient? Do you massage with a glass puppet that has not been filled with spiritual energy?"

Wang Mo asked Xun Yingdao curiously.

"No, I practice with my own body." Xun Ying shook his head, denying Wang Mo's hypothesis.

Wang Mo: "..."

"Is your ancestor's surname Liu?" Wang Mo thought for a while and asked secretly.

Xun Ying: "..."

"My arms are not usually that long." Xun Ying said indifferently.jpg Although he has a model figure with long hands and feet, he has not exaggerated to that extent.

"But I have a bit of skill, I can lengthen the limbs I want to lengthen a little bit."

Xun Ying said, and performed for Wang Mo.

I saw that he moved his body a little bit, and then opened his arms. The beautiful muscle lines on the forearm were exposed outside the sleeves and tightened, showing a very textured luster.

With a few clear "clicks", Xun Ying's arm was really stretched by himself for a short distance.

Although the distance wasn't too long, it was enough for him to go around where his hands couldn't reach before, and give himself a massage.

"You see, this is how I massage myself in normal times."

As Xun Ying said, he really stretched out his hand, went around his back, and massaged a few places that tend to get tired after sitting for a long time, so that Wang Mo could experience it.

"Because I don't like to have physical contact with others, so for so many years, I have massaged myself most of the time. As time goes by, the technique is much more proficient than ordinary people." Xun Ying massaged himself , while explaining to Wang Mo why his technique is so proficient.

"Then you don't have to work so hard, you can always accept the physical contact with me, and I can give you a massage in the future." Wang Mo smiled.

"Okay, I will trouble you later." Xun Ying nodded, accepting her lover's kindness very generously.

"Speaking of which, this is still my own kung fu, which was taught by my master..." Now that this skill was mentioned, Xun Ying talked about the things in the master's school with pride, but he said As he spoke, he inevitably mentioned his master, and a slightly emotional expression appeared on his face, but because he was afraid that Wang Mo would worry about him, Xun Ying quickly returned to his calm expression.

Wang Mo understood Xun Ying's meaning with a tacit understanding, and took his hand.

"Xun Ying, let's not give up hope. I think the real estate master is making progress soon. We can ask him to use his contacts to check it out. Maybe there will be good news." Wang Mo said, pulling After passing Xun Ying's hand, he kissed his palm in this knee pillow position.

"How is Master Real Estate going?" Xun Ying asked.

He heard Wang Mo mention it once before, saying that the real estate master might want to check it out, but there was no follow-up news, and he didn't expect it to appear now, so he asked this question.

"There is no definite news yet, but it should be soon." Wang Mo said.

He used various signs before, and had several in-depth conversations with the insurance man in the sales office. He heard that their master's temperament had gradually changed over the years, so he suspected the real estate master.

Later, after slowly getting in touch with the soft man, I discovered that the real estate master had some kind of symptoms that seemed to be related to the soft man, although there were some undetectable symptoms in them with the current strength of the supernatural circle. Resentment value.

However, Wang Mo can detect the connection between the two, and after checking with the bald-headed artificial mentally handicapped person, it has been confirmed that the energy sources of the two are the same. From this, Wang Mo guessed, Could the master of real estate be controlled by a soft man?

Based on this speculation, Wang Mo has invested some spiritual energy in batches and periods intermittently to the man who sells insurance in the sales office, asking him to find a way to help the real estate master get rid of the control. There has been progress, but there is still no final result.

But Wang Mo was not too worried that the real estate master would run away, because with his good apprentice and the insurance salesman in the sales office who subconsciously respected himself as his father watching him, he would definitely not be able to run away.

Thinking of this, Wang Mo felt that he was really a genius, and then he seemed to think of something, hesitantly asked Xun Ying: "Xun Ying, the kung fu you just used to make the limbs a little longer, Did Master really teach you?"

"That's right, it was taught to me by my master. This kind of kung fu has already disappeared even in martial arts. It should only be used by our master." Xun Ying nodded, and then gave Wang Mo very patiently. explained.

"Oh, that's easy." Wang Mo nodded.

"Then, as a closed disciple of Master and his old man, I am also qualified to learn this kungfu... this peerless martial art, right? Teach it to me quickly." Wang Mo said.

Xun Ying: Element awareness.

Wang Mo looked at Xun Ying's expression, it seemed that he didn't really want to teach.

"Why, as the master's closed disciple, can't I learn the martial arts of my sect?" Wang Mo argued vigorously.

Xun Ying: "..."

"Yes, but it's not necessary." Xun Ying thought for a while and said.