am i a devil

Wang Mo: "???"

You are watching your straight man of steel compilation, and performing straight man of steel live for me? !Wang Mo uttered a chicken cry in his heart that shocked the entire universe.

"Prohibition of nesting dolls!" Wang Mo yelled, and at the same time, because he was too excited, he let go of his hands on the window.

"what!"

Wang Moji crowed, and then fell from the balcony on the second floor.

Wang Mo immediately made a small reincarnation for himself to slow down the speed of falling, but because of the low height and inertia, he still inevitably fell into the bushes on the first floor.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo crawled out from the bushes, with a rose planted by Xun Ying himself on his head, like a cucumber with thorns on top.

Wang Mo then floated to the outside of the gate on the first floor, just in time to meet the old cat passing by the gate, and opened the gate for him with a surprised expression.

"Little brother, what's the matter with you?" The old cat looked at Wang Moding's prickly and watery appearance, and wondered if he just went to the vegetable market and got some magical inspiration from it.

"Forget it." Wang Mosheng shook his head resignedly and said, "Brother Cat, can you help me upstairs."

"Okay, I'll help you walk slowly." The old cat nodded and said, supporting Wang Mo slowly upstairs.

"It's a pity that my wife just went to work, otherwise he would have carried you up directly." Lao Mao sighed while helping Wang Mo upstairs.

Wang Mo: "..."

He thought for a moment about the puppet cat's physique, which was slightly bigger than the old cat's, and believed that what the old cat said was not watery at all.

After the old cat helped Wang Mo upstairs, Wang Mo thanked the old cat by leaning on the wall, and said that the enmity and resentment between him and Xun Ying would be bloody and bloody, and the old cat didn't need to participate. up.

Old cat: "..."

This is the legendary housework that is difficult for an upright official, the old cat thought to himself, then raised his beard and slipped away.

Wang Mo still showed some face to the old cat. After listening carefully to the fact that the old cat had gone downstairs, he prepared his emotions, and then kicked open the door of the study.

Xun Ying: "..."

Xun Ying was so frightened that the popcorn in his hand dropped.

He threw away the popcorn in his hand, and the whole room was filled with the smell of sweet whipped cream because of the popcorn flying up and down.

"Amo! What's wrong with you?!"

At the same time, Xun Ying jumped out directly from behind Wang Mo's desk, supporting the table with one hand, and rushed to Wang Mo's front with one stride. Holding the rose on his head, he checked to see if he was hurt anywhere.

Wang Mo: "..."

Just being so nervous about him, I think I can give him a reprieve, and Wang Mo's heart softened again, although he knew that he would regret doing so.

"I fell out of the study window." Wang Mo said expressionlessly.

Xun Ying: "..."

A master of logic like Xun Ying couldn't clarify the logical chain in it for a while, and he even didn't believe it.

So he went to the window and looked down.

In the bushes downstairs, there was clearly printed a figure like that of the first scene.

And that figure also looks sprawled.

Xun Ying: "..."

"Amo, why did you come up from the window..." Xun Ying looked at Wang Mo worriedly. He was not only worried about Wang Mo's physical health, but also worried about Wang Mo's mental health.

"Because I want to see if you are watching the Steel Straight Man compilation that I worked so hard to edit for you." Wang Mo gritted his teeth and said word by word.

Xun Ying: "..."

"Amo, as the saying goes, don't test human nature." Xun Ying hugged Wang Mo and continued picking flowers for him, while crossing his shoulders and saying, with a scumbag face.

Wang Mo: "..."

"I want to test it, but are you human?!" Wang Mo let out a chicken crow.

Xun Ying turned his face away with some guilt, avoiding Wang Mo's ultrasonic attack.

"Things are not as you imagined." Xun Ying said.

"Amo, don't listen to my explanation."

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!"

Wang Mo, who has been logically suppressed, covered his ears and rolled in Xun Ying's arms in order to keep himself thinking clearly.

"We're already married, right?" Xun Ying sacrificed the sacred marriage weapon in a timely manner, and Wang Mo stopped rolling successfully.

"Yes." Wang Mo nodded, and then felt that he was cheated.

"Then I am responsible for my own safety, so am I also responsible for you and our marriage?" Xun Ying said.

Wang Mo: "..."

Because he couldn't find out what was wrong with these words, although Wang Mo felt that the fish had respect, he had no choice but to bite the hook reluctantly.

"You're right." Wang Mosheng nodded indifferently.

"Before you showed me this clip, you also told me that if you feel uncomfortable after watching it, don't be strong."

"And when I saw your editing yesterday, your various performances also showed that I need to attach great importance to this video and be careful." Xun Ying discussed step by step.

"I watched it when I was with you. Of course I feel safe, because once I feel uncomfortable, I can get industrial saccharin from you to relieve the lovelessness in my heart."

"But during the time you went out, for the sake of maintaining my mental state, shouldn't I stop, watch a lighter movie, and wait for you to come back?"

After finishing his first round of discussion, Xun Ying nodded to Wang Mo.

Wang Mo: "..."

"No, you wait for a while." Wang Mo said.

"You mean, the only movie you secretly watch when I'm out?"

"Yes, look, isn't the progress bar here only for ten minutes?" Xun Ying moved the computer screen to Wang Mo to see, proving his innocence.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo's anger subsided a little, but he continued to explain his doubts.

"It's true that I have nothing to love when I edited it, but you just watched it for a long time, didn't you have no reaction at all?" Wang Mo said.

"Yes, so far, I have no problems, but this does not mean that I can still bear this video in the next second. Is there any logical problem?" Xun Ying asked.

Wang Mo: "..."

Now I regret why I didn't study hard when I was young, Wang Mo let out a sad chicken crow in my heart.

"Okay." Wang Mo nodded as calmly as a quail defeated by a defeated chicken.

"I'll be with you, keep reading, okay?" Wang Mo squeezed out a smile uglier than crying that only his most beautiful face in the universe can bear, and said to Xun Ying.

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So Wang Mo sat opposite Xun Ying, watching him watch the video without moving.

I'm sitting here watching Xun Ying watching Xun Ying's behavior of straight steel men in the video.

Wang Mo was free and had nothing to do, and played with dolls for a while.

Then he found that Xun Ying was still staring at the screen very calmly as usual, watching his compilation of straight men of steel.

Wang Mo didn't hide behind the books to observe secretly like before, but just watched his wife openly and aboveboard.

From Xun Ying's expression, Wang Mo couldn't tell which part he saw.

However, Wang Mo still subconsciously felt that Xun Ying's brows were becoming more and more furrowed?

Because his video clips are a little too much but tolerable, and he can continue to fall in love with Bangzao'er's education, all the way to the level of human beings' deceptive behavior awards.

So Wang Mo secretly took out his mobile phone, took a photo of Xun Ying when he had nothing to do, and took another photo of Xun Ying after a few minutes, and then compared it on the phone.

Wang Mo: "..."

It's still the same poker face that hasn't changed for 1 years, Wang Mo thought.

Could it be that this kid wasn't watching at all? Wang Mo came up with this bold idea again, after all, his wife had a criminal record before.

But then again, they just had a debate on logical thinking before, and Wang Mo also suffered from being uneducated.

After much deliberation, Wang Mo felt that it might not be good to ask directly.

However, if he was asked to climb the window again, Wang Mo felt that he no longer had the capacity to be a cucumber with flowers and thorns again.

So Wang Mo decided to find some excuse and quietly went over to take a look.

When he rolled his eyes, he saw the capsule coffee machine in the study.

So Wang Mo sneaked over and made himself a cup of coffee, and then made him a cup of coffee according to Xun Ying's taste.

It would be fine if I brought the coffee over, so I could blatantly see if he was watching the straight man of steel flashback clip while reflecting on his behavior.

Wang Mo thought he had a plan, and then happily took the coffee, and quickly jumped behind Xun Ying.

Then he discovered that Xun Ying's performance was not bad, because what was being played on the computer screen was the set of straight steel man's memory kill clips edited by Wang Mo, who forgot to sleep and eat.

While Wang Mo felt relieved, he also saw a picture that he will never forget.

In the picture, Wang Mo looked at Xun Ying, who was full of refrigerators, and bought a can of Buddha Jumping Wall for him to accompany him. However, what Wang Mo wanted to drink most at the time was a picture of a can of ice cream.

"I remember that there is still a bottle of Bing Kuo Luo at home?" Looking at the good food in the refrigerator, Wang Mo asked in despair in the video.

He just woke up at that time, and he was a little thirsty and wanted to drink some sparkling iced drinks. In fact, Wang Mo felt that he had never longed for it like he did in the video at that time. One bottle was covered with condensed water, and the ice that would quench your thirst just by looking at it fell.

"Yes."

Just when Wang Mo in the video was still having some final fantasies about his only remaining Bing Kuo Luo, Xun Ying in the video nodded calmly and said.

"But in order to fill these cans for you, I just drank that bottle of Bingkuoluo." Xun Ying said in the video, completely cutting off Wang Mo's last thought of wanting to drink Bingkuoluo immediately Think about it.

"Ah! My eyes!"

Wang Mo, who had been injured a second time, subconsciously covered his eyes with his hands, and let out a deafening rooster crow.

However, he completely forgot that there were two steaming cups of coffee in his hand.

So Wang Mo's rooster crowing, breaking the decibel record, sounded again in the study.

"Ah! My...then what!"