am i a devil

When Wang Mo spoke, he didn't control the volume. Now, as long as people don't go too far, they can usually hear Wang Mo's bitch speech just now.

At this moment, the delicate man who had just walked outside the door and hadn't gone far, heard Wang Mo's strange crowing.

Delicate man: "..."

With great perseverance, the delicate man restrained his outburst, and secretly swallowed the bitter fruit that made him feel stuck.

However, in the blink of an eye, he ate another bitter fruit that was equally lethal.

Because of the article he sent, his own appearance was second only to Wang Mo, and the draft of one person was less than ten thousand, and it was "overwhelmed" by Xun Ying's draft in an instant.

Delicate man: "..."

The delicate man is a sensible person, knowing that behind Xun Ying's move, there must be a large number of instrumentalists helping him to build momentum, but he himself, for the time being, is not free to fight such a boring fight with Xun Ying. Talking about it, after all, he has recently lost several sources of big grievance points in a row, so there is really no need to put his experience on such things as the press release.

But if he doesn't fight back, he feels dark and suffocated. No matter how beautiful Xun Ying looks, he really can't overwhelm him. However, if he fights back, he feels that it is almost meaningless to do so. Fighting is as boring as a child. After all, he released this draft just to attract Wang Mo's attention, and he didn't make any follow-up efforts.

After hours of self-torture in front of the computer, the soft man smashed his phone.

-

That night, on the set, Wang Mo, who saw the soft man's face that always had a soft expression finally collapsed for a second, returned home with a relaxed and happy mood.

At this moment, Xun Ying seemed to be leading his team there to "press sex", and did not appear in their bedroom building, so Wang Mo left a note for Xun Ying, and then went to his own brain. In the hole universe, the artificial mentally retarded institute opened there.

As soon as Wang Mo entered the Brain Hole Universe Research Institute, everything disappeared, and accompanied by thick smoke, there was a somewhat choking smell of oily smoke.

"Is it on fire? Artificial mental retardation, are you inside?" Wang Mo called loudly.

"Cough, cough, king! I'm here!" Deeper in the room, surrounded by smoke, came the voice of the artificial mentally handicapped coughing and responding, which sounded a bit miserable.

Just when Wang Mo was about to rush in to save people, he heard the intermittent voice of the artificial mentally retarded again.

"My lord! I'm fine! I'm just cooking!" the artificial mentally handicapped shouted.

Wang Mo: "..."

I forgot about the fact that he opened fire in the research institute, Wang Mo thought.

"Didn't you buy a range hood? Why is there still so much smoke?"

After Wang Mo opened all the windows to let the smoke and dust clear, he looked at the artificial mentally retarded man who had been smoked and turned into a match, and asked him this way.

"Ah." The artificial mentally retarded lowered his bald head like a used match a little bit embarrassedly.

"I was trying to get it cheap. I bought it for nine yuan and nine with free shipping. There is no installation service. I installed it myself. I may not have figured it out." The poor artificial mentally retarded said with his head down.

Wang Mo: "..."

"You said you shouldn't take advantage of this. As the saying goes, you get what you pay for." Wang Mo launched a critical education on artificial mentally retarded people who are greedy for petty gains.

After criticizing education, after a few seconds, Wang Mo said secretly again: "Remember to throw me that cheap link later."

Artificial mental retardation: "..."

Unexpectedly, you are such a duplicitous king, and the artificial mentally handicapped said in his heart.

The artificial mentally handicapped finally succumbed to Wang Mo's lust, gave him the link, and then reported to Wang Mo his recent feedback on various data of the delicate man.

"Report to the king, I have made some new discoveries." The artificial mentally retarded said.

"Don't worry, you can eat first, it's hard to make it." Wang Mo said, while looking at the plate of unidentifiable food items, but since this is a dish fried by the artificial mentally retarded , he should still give respect, so that his brother can eat while it's hot.

"My lord, why don't we eat something together?" The artificial mentally handicapped filled a bowl of rice, picked up the plate, and then gave way to Wang Moqian. "

"No, no, no." Wang Mo quickly shook his head and asked the artificial mentally retarded to eat more.

The artificial mentally handicapped nodded very touched, and then ate up the plate of mysterious items with rice.

Wang Mo: "..."

For the ingredients that I don’t know what they are, I am still a little hungry, Wang Mo thought, and couldn’t help but doubt life.

After the artificial mentally handicapped finished his meal, he saw Wang Mo looking directly at his rice bowl, and couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.

"My lord, if you're hungry, I'll cook another plate for you. Although it may not look very good, if you eat it, I will pay more attention to the heat." The artificial mentally retarded said sincerely.

"No need." Wang Mo also declined the other party's kindness very sincerely.

"I think you're either hungry after eating, or just a little curious about what you ate, and it looks delicious." Wang Mo said.

"Oh, you said this." The artificial mentally handicapped raised the shiny plate that he had licked, and shook it in front of Wang Mo's eyes.

"I'm eating data redundancy that's useless."

Wang Mo: "..."

"So you're going to feed me this kind of food?" Wang Mo looked at the artificial mentally handicapped in shock, and crossed his slender waist.

Artificial mental retardation: "..."

"I calculated it just now, and the probability of your declining is 90.00% [-], so I'll be polite to you." The artificial mentally handicapped lowered his bald head and reported his calculation while confessing. past data.

"Then if there is still a chance of [-], I want to eat it." Wang Mo asked blankly.

"I still have half a cauliflower in the refrigerator." The artificial mentally handicapped answered this question eagerly.

Wang Mo: "..."

Don't argue with the artificial mentally handicapped, Wang Mo warned himself in his heart.

"You said just now that the data redundancy has caused some progress in the previous data work." Wang Mo stopped talking and put the conversation on the right track again, although before, he took a detour around the earth several times .

"Yes, my lord, after analyzing the data again, I made a new little discovery." The artificial mentally handicapped, who claimed to be an honorary employee, raised his small neck, which formed a very different shape from his round bald head. sharp contrast.

"Tell me." Wang Mo stretched out his hand and asked him to start his performance.

"According to the research in the past few days, I found out what algorithm the other party used to summarize the personal preferences of the person in front of him." The artificial mentally retarded said.

Wang Mo nodded, and then waited for him to continue.

Then he found that the artificial mentally handicapped stopped talking, and looked at himself with a joyful expression.

Wang Mo: "..."

Is he waiting for praise before continuing? Wang Mo thought to himself.

What kind of core technology did he develop based on? Wang Mo thought curiously.

It can't be based on the electronic pet that was popular for a while in the last century. Wang Mo doubts the possibility of this situation very much.

"You're so smart." Wang Mo said perfunctorily, but soon, he saw the lost look of a dog in the eyes of the other party.

"You are our pride." Wang Mo immediately used his actor-like acting skills to make up for it, successfully turning the situation back by [-]%.

Sure enough, under the inspiration of a strong sense of identity, the artificial mentally retarded man returned to the enthusiasm of the energetic staff.

"The thing is like this." The artificial mentally handicapped said mysteriously, twirling its non-existent beard.

"After painstaking research, I discovered the secret of a soft man."

"It is very likely that he read everyone's memory fragments, and then used their gazes on various people and things, that is, the proportion of attention, to determine this person's social preferences for other people, and then Changing his own personality to achieve the goal of making everyone like him, in this way, he can eat everywhere, and it will be more convenient for him to do bad things." The artificial mentally retarded said with a strong sense of justice.

"Speaking of doing bad things, can his connection with the real estate master be confirmed?" Wang Mo grabbed Huadian and asked the artificial mentally handicapped.

"Eight or nine are inseparable, but his details are still out of reach." The artificial mentally handicapped nodded, shook his head again, and said with some embarrassment.

"Okay, you don't need to be too anxious. I still have to join the team for a while anyway, and I will get all kinds of data for you." Wang Mo comforted the artificial mentally handicapped a few words, thinking that he is a very good employee .

The artificial mentally handicapped was very touched, and wished he could cook a plate of cauliflower for Wang Mo.

Wang Mo: "..."

I can see the desire to show off his cooking skills in his eyes, Wang Mo thought.

So he immediately changed the subject.

"You said that soft man summed up other people's social preferences by collecting fragments of their memories, so he doesn't know what kind of person I like because he can't read my memory," Wang Mo said.

"Yeah, so he may have set the character you like based on his own guesses, or he himself is that character." The artificial mentally retarded analyzed.

Wang Mo: "..."

When Wang Mo thought that it might be the latter result, he couldn't help shaking again.

"Do I look like the kind of soft man?" Wang Mo said puzzled.

"My lord, you really can't tell what type you like." The artificial mentally retarded person shook his head with emotion.

"Well, how do you say that?" Wang Mo said.

"Actually, even if that delicate man can read all your memories, he still won't know what kind of person you like." The artificial mentally retarded said with a sigh.

"Oh why?" Wang Mo was also very curious about his memory, so he asked.

"Because you don't have a preference in memory." The artificial mentally retarded said.

"In your memory before you met the princess, everyone's preferences are treated equally. No matter whether it's a rough man or a beautiful woman, they can't attract your attention for even a second." The face of the artificial mentally retarded There are four big characters of beautiful love written on it, and said with a sigh.

Wang Mo: "..."

"Of course, I didn't seem to have any heart before I got on good terms with your princess." Wang Mo sighed.

The artificial mentally handicapped wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and nodded.

"But since Xun Ying is my preference, why doesn't he pretend to be Xun Ying?" Wang Mo said with some doubts.

"That's probably because...before this, none of Princess Cos had a good end." The artificial mentally handicapped looked up at the starry sky, and trembled himself.

Wang Mo: "..."

"Eh..." Wang Mo pondered for a moment and said, "Are those villains who tried to cosplay Xun Ying to confuse me?"

"Yes, my lord, you also know what their final fate will be." At this moment, the artificial mentally handicapped trembled like a loyal minister who was begging for life under a black-bellied, high-spirited but moody tyrant, nodded and said, On the one hand, the fate of the villains who had borrowed Xun Ying's face was projected on the giant screen.

scene one:

A villain who only cossed Xun Ying's face, but forgot to cosplay Xun Ying's figure, and became a master of women's clothing, is bewildering Wang Mo.

Wang Mo: "..."

"This lady...or a man...ah"

"Forget it, my friend, there is something I really don't understand. Why do you always imitate other people's faces? Don't you have any face yourself?"

With a puzzled expression on Wang Mo's face, he turned the other party into a puffer fish.

Wang Mo: "..."

"I really didn't deserve a beating at that time." Wang Mo looked at the projection on the giant screen, feeling very disappointed.

Sometimes he can't see anything from the first perspective, but if he changes to the third perspective and introduces the villain, Wang Mo will have a feeling that if I were a villain, I would definitely look more like his face Puffer fish illusion.

Scene two:

A memory fragment that claims that men are seeing a woman loving a woman, tried to seduce Wang Mo with various beautiful fake faces, but all failed.

In the end, the opponent had no choice but to use the ultimate weapon, replacing his face with Xun Ying's, and thought he had his way.

However, Wang Mo said: "Aren't you trying to prove that I love a woman when I see a woman? Even if I fell in love with Xun Ying, he is not a woman, so your words have become very imprecise and cannot be accepted." established."

Then he saw that the small reincarnation where the memory fragments were located collapsed directly.

Wang Mo: "..."

"enough!"

Just when the artificial mentally retarded man was about to open the third segment again, Wang Mo uttered a cock crow to stop him.

"It's really annoying to look at." Wang Mo said.

Artificial mental retardation: ""

"How could it be, my lord, in these scenes, didn't you defeat all the enemies through your superb verbal skills?" the artificial mentally retarded asked Wang Mo in a puzzled manner.

"Yes, I am not angry with others, I am angry with myself." Wang Mo said desperately.

What kind of experience is it to be angry with himself? Now he finally understands the essence of this problem.

Just when Wang Mo didn't know why he was a little bit dark, the door of the research institute was kicked open.

Xun Ying made his debut.

Wang Mo: ""

"Xun Ying, what's the matter?" Wang Mo ran over directly, circling around Xun Ying and asked, checking to see if he was injured or anything.

"It's nothing, I just came to see you." Xun Ying said very restrained.

"Look for me," Wang Mo said with a question mark.

"If you look for me, just look for me. Why are you so excited?"

"I heard what happened just now." Xun Ying said.

"Oh." Wang Mo nodded, still a little embarrassed.

But Xun Ying couldn't help himself to hear the fact that Wang Mo had grown a heart and opened his shell again for himself, and directly used his increasingly stronger arm to take Wang Mo away on the spot.

The artificial mentally retarded who only left a single dog was there crying.

-

A few hours later, when Wang Mo was sleeping soundly, a carp suddenly sat up from the bed.

"What's wrong with Mo?"

Xun Ying, who was sleeping beside him, quickly got up after him, asking him with concern.

"I finally remembered why I would get angry when I watched my mouth talk." Wang Mo said suddenly.

"Why?" Xun Ying, who had been watching everything, was actually a little curious, so he asked him.

"The perspective that the artificial mentally handicapped gave me is the villain's perspective, not mine!" Wang Mo croaked.