am i a devil

Wang Mo: "..."

Xun Ying: "..."

"Your... what!" Wang Mo looked at the mermaid like a loach in bewilderment at the time, and reminded him of his wording with an interrogative sentence that obviously did not have a questioning tone.

"I'm talking about my fish tail." The mermaid who looked like a loach also realized that there might be something wrong with his statement, so he changed his words.

Then Wang Mo reluctantly spat out the mermaid tail like a loach.

That tail was quite high-tech, and it was slapped a few times during the process of being spat out by Wang Mo.

Wang Mo: "..."

A mermaid like a loach: "..."

He looks like he's eating me, thought the loach-like mermaid shiveringly.

When Wang Mo completely spat out the fish tail, the mermaid like a loach quickly put his phantom limbs in his suitcase.

"Come and get acquainted, this is my lover, Xun Ying."

"Xun Ying, this is the fish I just caught. I mean, I'm trying to influence the villain."

Wang Mo introduced to both sides.

Xun Ying: "..."

A mermaid like a loach: "..."

"Hello." Xun Ying, as the head of the family, took the initiative to say hello to the loach-like mermaid.

"Hello, Xun Ying, I'm already familiar with you." The mermaid who looked like a loach nodded at Xun Ying very familiarly.

Xun Ying: ""

Wang Mo: "..."

"You better explain." Wang Mo said.

"During our villain training, we trained how to transform your face when fighting with Wang Mo." The mermaid who looked like a loach looked at Xun Ying's face and said familiarly as if his face was a plastic surgery template .

Xun Ying: "..."

Wang Mo: "..."

"In fact, we also thought about dressing up as Wang Mo before, but because his bone appearance is so perfect, no one will really look like that without a prosthesis. Most villains are afraid of pain, so we They all chose Xun Ying's face, which can still be achieved through micro-adjustment."

The mermaid, who looks like a loach, very brazenly shares her plastic surgery experience with ulterior motives.

"But it wasn't used in actual combat, so we didn't do it." In the end, the mermaid who looked like a loach gave everyone a concluding speech after the speech.

"No, you wait for a while." Wang Mo discovered Huadian and interrupted the concluding speech of the mermaid who was like a loach.

"You villains, you still have job training," Wang Mo said.

"Yes." The mermaid who looked like a loach said as a matter of course.

"As villains, we are professionals." The mermaid who looked like a loach nodded and said.

Wang Mo: "..."

In front of Wang Mo's eyes was a dark phantom like that of a villain leader, using a super subwoofer that can only be used by a standard villain, he laughed wildly and said, "No one knows villains better than me!"

Wang Mo: "..."

What are the things that are against me? Wang Mo felt very tired.

It was okay to introduce the mermaid like a loach to Xun Ying.

However, when he introduced the loach-like mermaid to the old cat, the tense momentum appeared very tragic.

The old cat didn't know if it smelled the fishy smell of the loach-like mermaid, and immediately started to fry its fur, and drooled in disappointment.

He was born as a wild cat, and he often went outside to make a living before, so he reacted very differently from the puppet cat who was pampered from the beginning.

The latter was not at all interested in this camouflaged fish. After saying hello, he continued to help the cat cubs with their holiday homework there.

Compared with the catastrophic reaction of the old cat, the reaction of the mermaid like a loach is also quite strong.

He hid behind Wang Mo tremblingly, making Wang Mo feel that his status was changing from an opponent to a pet owner.

Wang Mo: "..."

Is this the villain cultivated by your villain center? Wang Mo vomited in his heart to the invisible big boss, then turned around and comforted him who was hiding behind him, trembling like a loach mermaid.

"Aren't you very tall?" Wang Mo asked somewhat incomprehensibly.

"My person is big, but my nerves are not big, but very slender." The mermaid like a loach justified himself.

Wang Mo: "..."

"But isn't your body much bigger than that of our cat brother? Why are you still afraid of this?" Wang Mo asked a little incomprehensibly.

"Is this difficult to understand? There is a food chain between us to suppress blood relationship." The mermaid who looked like a loach said loudly.

Hearing this explanation, the old cat was very proud. He even nodded and tapped his beard, expressing his understanding of the awe of this loach-like mermaid.

"And even if there is no blood relationship between us, the size of the body is not necessarily related to being afraid of each other." The mermaid who looked like a loach continued to argue.

"For example, for example, there is a person with such a big physique, why does he scream and run away when he sees a cockroach?" The mermaid, who is like a loach, specially found an argument for his argument that no one else could refute.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo didn't respond, but the old cat beside him sharpened his paws impatiently.

"Who are you calling a cockroach?" The old cat narrowed his eyes, arched his back, stared at the mermaid like a loach, and asked with a deep roar in his voice.

"I'm just giving you a chestnut. Don't overreact." The mermaid, like a loach, hid behind Wang Mo, waving at the old cat.

"Why are you in such a hurry to bring me in?" After a while, a mermaid like a loach popped out half of its head from behind Wang Mo, and added a little bit awkwardly.

Then a white light flashed before his eyes.

The old cat jumped directly onto Wang Mo's head, looked down at him, and then slapped its paw on top.

Suddenly, the crowing of a mermaid like a loach resounded in the room.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo carried the old cat nestling on top of his head expressionlessly, and picked up the loach-like mermaid that was curled up on the ground and was scratched by the old cat, and raised it in a fish tank. stand up.

"I'll try my best to keep him in the state of admiring goldfish, brother cat, are you satisfied?" Wang Mo pushed the old cat off the top of his head, trying to persuade him to fight.

"It depends on my mood," said the old cat.

In the past, when he faced human beings, sometimes he would call himself "Zhen" when he became irritable, but now he also recognizes the identity of the son-in-law of Wang Mo's family and also serves as the king, and he is as polite as he is to Xun Ying when talking to him.

Of course, there is also a reason why Wang Mo grabbed the back of fate's neck.

Xun Ying walked over when the chickens were flying and dogs were jumping, and took their old cat from Wang Mo, and then the old cat was picked up by the puppet cat who was cleaning up the mess, probably to make love by the way education went.

After the puppet cat took away the cat-like old cat, only Wang Mo and Xun Ying were left in the room.

Xun Ying tidied up Wang Mo's hair, which looked a bit like a chicken coop after being made a temporary nest by the old cat, and then checked his cheeks and the side of his neck.

"Don't worry, Brother Mao has always been very measured and won't catch me." Wang Mo smiled.

"I know, I'm just looking at it." Xun Ying nodded and said, and then continued to check Wang Mo tirelessly.

He will show a little stubbornness in some aspects, but not only won't Wang Mo dislike him, but it will make him think such Xun Ying is quite cute.

So Wang Mo simply straddled the chair in the dining room very cooperatively, so that Xun Ying could check his head and neck more conveniently.

"How is it now, do you feel a little more at ease?"

After Xun Ying finally stopped what he was doing, Wang Mo buried his fluffy head on Xun Ying's heart and asked him.

"Okay." Xun Ying nodded.

He knew in his heart that he was a little stubborn sometimes, for example, when he checked whether Wang Mo was injured in person, or tried to coax him to put on bright red long johns when he went out in colder weather, of course. , the color of long johns is just his personal preference.

However, he feels that Wang Mo has never been particularly resistant to his slightly stubborn behavior. Many times, he will resist a little when humans hug them like a cat, and then lie down and suck.

After tidying up all the feathers caused by the arrival of the loach-like mermaid, Wang Mo and Xun Ying finally had a rest and went back to the bedroom to continue their honeymoon.

However, one of the chicken feathers in this place did not calm down.

Cats are extremely revengeful, especially old cats.

He is a very traditional cat.

Of course, most of his traditions fell apart directly because of his wife.

However, as far as the item of holding grudges is concerned, it is very lucky to be preserved because it does not involve a fixed marriage relationship and division of labor in childcare.

How dare you compare Lao Tzu to a cockroach!The old cat thought over and over in his heart.

Of course, I'm not targeting cockroaches, but I still feel physically offended, the old cat thought while grinding his claws.

"In the middle of the night, go to sleep, don't think too much." Just when the old cat was grinding its teeth, the puppet cat woke up, and then rubbed the old cat's head with its own meat pad, Let him stop getting out of hand.

Old cat: "..."

As the saying goes, if there is a good wife in the family, the husband will not do anything wrong when he is away.

So I have to deal with my virtuous wife first.

The old cat conceived strategically, and then went through a procedure with the puppet cat.

After finishing the procedure, the Ragdoll quickly fell asleep due to the long-distance travel and the care of the cubs during the day.

Then the old cat slipped out of the puppet cat's arms secretly, and in a traditional hunting posture, like a cat and bug, it slid past the guest room where they were temporarily staying.

When passing by the cubicle of the kitten cubs, several cubs woke up and looked at the old cat, but the old cat pressed its head back again.

"Sleep, don't you think you don't have enough homework?" The old cat grinned.

Several cat cubs immediately fell asleep on all fours, not daring to meddle in their own business.

The old cat continued to gurgle into the living room, and saw a glass fish tank on the window sill from a distance.

If you don't let you see how powerful Master Cat is today, you won't know how terrifying bloodline suppression is.

The old cat, who felt that even whales could be suppressed by blood, proudly scrambled to the window sill, next to the crystal clear fish tank, and then jumped up all of a sudden, widening his night vision eyes like small light bulbs. He showed his battle-hardened flesh claws like ancient magic soldiers.

Then he saw that the loach-like mermaid in the fish tank was still sleeping peacefully, not reacting at all to the old cat's surprise attack.

And his appearance also changed accordingly. At this moment, what appeared in front of the old cat was a confident koi.