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Xun Ying: "..."

"It's just cooking. It's fine to wear home clothes." Xun Ying looked at the apron that had a "newly married" atmosphere, and shrank back cautiously.

"You're welcome. I know you are a particular person who attaches great importance to the environment and clothing. If you don't wear specific clothes in specific rooms and operations, you will feel very uncomfortable." Wang Mo said eloquently.

"Xun Ying, just wear it, and don't care about my feelings at all." Wang Mo showed the "face" of a good man who is very tolerant in marriage, and waved his hands broadly.

Xun Ying: "..."

What are you talking about, I don’t need to care about your feelings, your feelings are obviously good, Xun Ying exposed Wang Mo’s old background in his heart, but because he has always been wronged by himself during the day, he was a little embarrassed, and he didn’t dare to complain directly, so he had to The result was an apron, which I put on over my home clothes.

"Wait, something seems wrong." Wang Mo stopped Xun Ying's movements, and continued.

"The way you look is called wearing house clothes and an apron."

Xun Ying: "..."

"By your logic, you should be wearing an apron while cooking."

Xun Ying: "..."

"Instead of home clothes and aprons." Wang Mo said, making up the last cut, successfully turning Xun Ying's logical chain into a sieve.

Xun Ying: "..."

Wear it as you like, it’s a big deal to exchange it with Wang Mo. Xun Ying has been with Wang Mo for a long time recently, and gradually understands the very important truth that benefits are the most important, so he changed his limit with Wang Mo.

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Because of the one-day exchange for the limit, the next day, the two of them failed to travel successfully, and at night they were still lying on the bed talking about their ideals in life.

"When do you want to go to the gymnasium at home?" Wang Mo suddenly asked Xun Ying in a heartfelt way after recharging his energy.

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"What do you want to do?" Xun Ying said cautiously.

"Try another interrogative pronoun and I'll tell you." Wang Mo replaced his answer with a suggestion.

Xun Ying: "..."

"No more." Xun Ying declined Wang Mo's kindness.

However, he still thought about the look of his sportswear, and after much deliberation, he thought of swimming.

Xun Ying felt that his thinking was a little off, and then he turned the tide like catching a stray dog.

But now that he thought of swimming in the gymnasium, Xun Ying diverted his thinking and thought of swimming at the seaside, and then thought of their honeymoon plan.

"Let's go tomorrow." Xun Ying said, pulled himself together, got up, and started picking up the suspected apron on the ground.

"I'll make another call to the insurance seller tonight and tell him that we need a wedding leave. If there are no special circumstances, we won't do the mission for now." Xun Ying said, he was completely misled by Wang Mo, and he started to call out after him. He got the nickname "the man who sells insurance in the sales office".

"I need to report this kind of thing to him," Wang Mo said while still lying on the bed, wriggling a little bored.

"Okay, then I'll call him, you don't need to do anything." Wang Mo said with a smile.

Xun Ying: "..."

I always felt that the men who sold insurance in the sales office were worse, Xun Ying thought about it, and then wrote an invisible "danger" on the head of the man who sold insurance in the sales office.

The two were discussing their honeymoon when they heard the old cat's crowing from downstairs.

"It's a robbery!" The old cat shouted loudly, accompanied by the meowing and meowing of a group of cat cubs. Their milk was fierce, and they seemed to be cheering for their old father.

Wang Mo: ""

"If someone wants to break into the house and rob, it will take a few days to get here from the door." Wang Mo looked at Xun Ying and asked him.

"Ah..." Xun Ying, who was also in a daze, seemed to suddenly think of something, and pondered with a slightly embarrassed expression on his face.

"Didn't we just go upstairs yesterday?" Xun Ying said.

"The stall downstairs hasn't been cleaned yet."

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo felt a little embarrassed at this time, because the situation downstairs was quite tragic, so he didn't want to go downstairs to explain to the old cat that it was not caused by burglary.

And how to explain it in front of the child? Wang Mo felt troubled, and actually retracted directly into the bed, like a two-meter-tall ostrich.

Xun Ying: "..."

Xun Ying directly took Wang Mo and the quilt in a pot, picked them up and said, "Either you get dressed and go downstairs with me, or I'll just carry you down like this."

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo wailed like a crying bag, got dressed, and went downstairs with Xun Ying.

However, after they went downstairs, they found that the mess downstairs had been cleaned up by the old cat, and the cat cubs were no longer in the hall on the first floor. They should have just turned into humans and went to school up.

"Brother Cat, did you pack all these..." Wang Mo asked the old cat a little bit apologetically.

"Ah, my wife and I packed it up, and he sent me back, and now he's taking the kids to school," said the old cat.

"My wife analyzed it for me just now. It wasn't a burglary. Did my surprise bother you?" Lao Mao asked with an embarrassing yet ashamed expression on his face.

Wang Mo: "..."

Xun Ying: "..."

I always thought Lao Mao was an emotional expert, until he found a wife, I didn't realize that he was actually a younger brother, Wang Mo and Xun Ying thought of this almost at the same time with a tacit understanding.

Wang Mo and Xun Ying then thanked the old cat, and then the two of them finished the last bit of finishing work in the kitchen that seemed to be blown up by them.

Compared with the outside hall, which looked like someone had been robbed, the situation in the kitchen seemed to be done by a person who had never had cooking experience, although in fact Wang Mo and Xun Ying's chefs Yidu is not bad, after all, they are all single dogs, and one is not able to afford good quality takeaway every day before, and the other is keen to enjoy life even though they have a professional chef team.

"At that time... what did we do?" Wang Mo wiped the beef stew sauce splashed on the wall with a steel wool ball, and at the same time wondered if there was something wrong with his memory, as if it was broken , When I came back to my senses again, the kitchen seemed to be exploding.

"I can't remember clearly either." Xun Ying said, and he felt embarrassed that it would be better not to remember.

-

In the early morning of the next day, before leaving, Wang Mo said that he would call the men who sold the insurance in the sales office and told them that they were not here recently, and that if they did not have to solve the problem, they would not accept jobs for the time being. son.

"Do you want me to call?" Before that, Xun Ying asked Wang Mo again.

He had a lot of dealings with the man who sold insurance in the sales office, and he knew that this man spoke a bit eccentrically, and he didn't want Wang Mo to be squeezed by him for asking for leave, so he suggested this.

"No, I'll just hit it." Wang Mo laughed.

"Don't worry, I'm such an adult, can't you tell me about this?" Wang Mo saw that Xun Ying was worried about him, so he stretched out his hand to shave his cheek to reassure him.

"I'm not worried that you can't tell clearly, but I don't want him to run on you again." Xun Ying said.

"But I don't want him to run on you, but this is a low-mouthed player, and someone has to be run on. At this time, whoever has a thick skin will not suffer." Wang Mo laughed.

Xun Ying: "..."

Just when Xun Ying wanted to say something more, Wang Mo had already dialed the office number of the man who sold insurance in the sales office.

As a result, after the call was connected, it was a girl's voice that sounded business-like.

"The boss is not in the office right now, please leave a message if you have anything to do." Yu Jieyin said first in a very formatted manner.

"Hi, my name is Wang Mo, I want to..."

Before Wang Mo finished speaking, the other party immediately changed his words: "It's Mr. Wang, wait a moment, I'll call the boss right now."

Even the voice became softer, and it was no longer the cold feeling of Gao Leng Yujie just now.

Wang Mo: "..."

Before Wang Mo could react to why the other party's attitude changed so suddenly, he heard another mighty and domineering voice from the girl growling on the other end of the phone.

"Don't sleep! What do you say if you are still sleeping during working hours! Get up, old lady! It's Mr. Wang's call, you must answer it!"

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo finally remembered, this is the female secretary of the man who sells insurance in the sales office.

But because her painting style has changed too much, Wang Mo didn't notice it at all at first.

Wang Mo: "..."

Just when Wang Mo doubted his life, the voice rang again on the phone. This time, it was the tired and impatient voice of the man selling insurance in the sales office.

He was playing with his mobile phone on the sofa, he was fishing well, and fell asleep for a while, but he was picked up by his female secretary, who pressed him on the desk chair, and asked him to connect to Wang Wang immediately. Mo's phone.

The man selling insurance in the sales office was desperate for this face-seeking world, so he picked up the phone and asked angrily, "Wang Mo, what's the matter with you?"

"It's nothing," Wang Mo said politely, "I just want to let you know that Xun Ying and I are going on our honeymoon. If there is nothing necessary, we won't accept work for the time being."

"That's it." At the end, Wang Mo used a very majestic and unquestionable voice, emphasizing a sentence.

"Okay Dad!" said the man selling insurance in the sales office reflexively.