am i a devil

Wang Mo: "..."

No, who can explain to me what a paramecium is? Wang Mo thought to himself.

Did you call my seniority higher all of a sudden, do you think it sounds better? But the problem is, this seniority is too big!Wang Mo said that he could not afford it.

"Paramecium~ Hey! Paramecium!" The insurance salesman in the unknown sales office was still calling what he thought was the best name in the world, and kept asking for help.

Before Wang Mo could make a move, Little Samsara's mother body took the lead.

No, it should be said that he was the first to stop, because he really couldn't stand the crowing of the man selling insurance in the sales office.

He's not selling insurance, he's obviously being stupid, Little Samsara's mother thought cursingly in her heart, so she just intensified and started to torture the insurance salesman in the sales office.

The insurance man in the sales office yelled, "Paramecia!", then rolled his eyes and passed out.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo calmed down a lot.

At the same time, he saw a human figure gradually emerge from the deep void.

It was a black human figure, as if a person had fallen into a quagmire and had no time to take a bath, only a white rope tied around his neck was in stark contrast to the pitch-black human figure. contrast.

Wang Mo: "..."

What kind of operation is this? Wang Mo thought to himself, this is the legendary "I kill myself"

Although Wang Mo complained in his heart, facing such a human figure and looking at him face to face, the visual impact is quite large to be honest.

Because the other party is in human form, it will naturally make the sympathetic Wang Mo feel that things are hurting others.

The sense of suffocation that the whole body is surrounded by the mud, the sense of powerlessness that the rope around the neck is constantly tightening is depriving life bit by bit, all of which make people feel very uncomfortable.

He is relying on this kind of lingering torture to capture the negative energy generated by fear in the depths of human beings, Wang Mo thought.

Just as he was thinking about it, the black human figure temporarily shed its black shell, revealing a rather scribbled face with a very appearance setting style.

This face is too scribbled, Wang Mo thought to himself.

He really wasn't exalting himself and belittling his opponent, but how should I put this face, it was a really casual face.

When describing that there is actually no difference between people, many people are used to saying, what is the difference, isn't it just a nose and two eyes?

This is how the current man feels to Wang Mo. He really has one nose and two eyes, and he is not the type who can never be found after being thrown into the crowd, but will definitely be found. Because those two eyes are like two small dots that were randomly dotted with a whiteboard marker, and I didn't even bother to draw the eyebrows.

Wang Mo remembers accidentally seeing a one-point to ten-point summary of the appearance of a man made by someone on a video website. He always felt that the figure in front of him was very similar to the one-point man in the video. Of course, he himself had appeared in In that video, the owner of the up may be too lazy to draw, and directly used his face to refer to the very male.

Yifennan seemed to see the embarrassment in Wang Mo's eyes, he laughed inscrutablely, and then began to pinch his face.

He pinched it a few times, and Wang Mo realized it a little bit.

He won't be like his senior who was arrested by him again, pinching his face to look like himself, Wang Mo thought to himself.

Wang Mo's face has long been hailed as a model for plastic surgery in the new era, but so far, no one has succeeded in making it look like him, which is why many people have begun to believe that Wang Mo's face is definitely not perfect one of the reasons.

Sure enough, the one-point man in front of him suddenly found that he seemed to be unable to adjust the beauty of Apollo in Wang Mo's legend after working for a while.

"You need some prosthetics for this face." Wang Mo reminded the one-point man, remembering the contestant in his mind.

"I refuse the prosthesis, what if there is a rejection reaction." Yifennan said.

Wang Mo: "..."

"If you are so afraid of death, why do you have to put a rope around your head?" Wang Mo asked Yifennan the ultimate question.

"I'm planning to become like you, so that you will generate negative energy!" Yifen Boy shouted angrily.

"Take your time, don't get excited, don't get excited." Wang Mo comforted the other party with good intentions, while lamenting the current world in the supernatural circle.

Why do I have to coax the villain in the process of subjugating demons? Wang Mo thought aggrievedly.

Yifennan spent a long time doing plastic surgery with bare hands, and then gave up the plastic surgery to look like Wang Mo.

"Forget it, give up, my face is not so easy to fix." Wang Mo said.

"Or, you make his face." Wang Mo thought for a while, then pointed to the man selling insurance in the sales office who had passed out, and said.

"I don't." Yifennan firmly shook his head and said.

"Why?" Wang Mo unexpectedly started a routine with this villain.

"Isn't he good-looking?" Yifennan looked at the insurance salesman in the sales office who had fainted, his eyes were closed tightly, and he looked even more featureless. He couldn't even recognize the ordinary handsome man. , shook his head and said.

This villain is quite beautiful. After hearing what the other party said, Wang Mo couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

"Why don't I have the right to pursue beauty?" Yifen Nan began to argue again.

"Yes, yes." Wang Mo coaxed his villain again very aggrieved.

"Then whose face are you going to face now?" Wang Mo asked him.

"It's messed up, just use the factory settings, anyway, you won't get out alive, then no one will know about it hahahaha!" Yifenman laughed wildly.

"Hahaha..." Wang Mo followed suit with a weak laugh.

"Hahaha, you are so naive. Do you think that your companion will not be tortured by these near-death experiences every minute and every second?"

Yifennan asked Wang Mo a standard villain question.

Then he waited for a while, and found that Wang Mo ignored him, so he continued:

"No! You are wrong! Although he seems to have fainted, in his subconscious, he is still suffering from the same huge torture, so the negative energy I have now is enough to trap you here! Hahahaha!" Yifenman laughed wildly again.

Then he heard a very familiar beep.

"Is your phone out of battery?" Wang Mo asked kindly after hearing the familiar prompt tone.

Yifennan looked down at his mobile phone which was connected to the aura value of Xiaosamsara's mother, and then found that the negative energy aura value of the entire child's reincarnation was lower than 20.00%, and issued a warning.

Yifennan: "That's impossible! I've been using him to charge the battery!"

"Yes, but you don't even look, where is your little reincarnation?" Wang Mo said, pointing to the starlight outside.