am i a devil

Wang Mo: "..."

"Young man, don't talk nonsense." Wang Mo stepped back half a step, and persuaded him with kind words.

"I didn't talk nonsense, master."

The half-sized boy was talking, and he took a few steps forward, and even started to grab Wang Mo's arm.

Just as Wang Mo was about to break free, he heard a pop, and then, the half-sized children in front of him suddenly disappeared, replaced by cat cubs crawling all over the ground.

Wang Mo: "..."

As expected of the offspring of two big cats, did they grow so strong when they were babies? Wang Mo thought to himself, and then picked up the children all over the floor.

The cat cubs seemed to know that he was the son-in-law of the owner's family, so they didn't make trouble at all, and let Wang Mo pick them up one by one.

Wang Mo counted at the end and picked up a total of ten kittens. There was no problem with the number, but he couldn't hold all the kittens, and finally stuffed two in his pocket before taking them back. In the bedroom upstairs.

At the door of the bedroom building, the old cat was looking into the wind and looking far away, with horror written all over his face, seeing Wang Mo coming back from a distance, still holding his kitten in his hands, the old cat was about to shed tears.

"Little brother! How can you ask me to thank you? My son is so small. If he gets lost, how can I explain to my wife..." The old cat man did not flick his tears, only because he was not yet sad Said with a sob.

Wang Mo: "..."

"Brother Cat, you don't have to worry too much, your sons are all in middle school." Wang Mo thought about it, and told the crying old cat the truth.

Old cat: "..."

"What are you talking about?" the old cat asked Wang Mo with question marks all over his face.

"When I picked them up just now, they looked like middle school students." Wang Mo also explained in this way inexplicably.

"But it didn't last long, and it became what it is now." Wang Mo said, and stuffed the kitten in his arms to the old cat, letting him take care of the kitten.

Old cat: "..."

The old cat took over his cub from Wang Mo.

After yesterday's running-in, the old cat who soaked in milk all night seems to have been recognized by the cat cubs. Now he is not afraid of life, so he crawls around on the old cat's arms very obediently. The courageous one even grabbed the old cat's sleeve with his fleshy claws and started to swing on it.

"Okay, okay, don't make trouble." The old cat picked up the courageous kittens, and then hugged them again. Although he planned to establish the majesty of the old father, when the words came to his mouth, he became He became more amiable.

Old cat: "..."

I feel that my tough guy image is worse, Lao Mao thought to himself, but considering that his tough guy image has long been replaced by his wife, he let go of this point.

"You said that the cubs can already transform into human form, which is too fast." The old cat picked up one of the kitten cubs, looked left and right, and sighed.

"Don't you know when they can change?" Wang Mo said with a more confused expression than the old cat.

"Because every two cats have different cultivation bases when they marry, and the cubs born with different auras have different abilities. There is no fixed number for this matter, just like human children can't tell when Talking is the same, some are fast and some are slow." The old cat explained.

"However, in our area, this kind of variable is even greater. Some will be born in one lifetime, and some will take many years. It seems that the qualifications of our litter are quite good." The old cat said, He looked at his cub quite proudly.

"Indeed, it's so worry-free." Wang Mo nodded.

The old cat raised its beard and was about to continue bragging about its genes when it suddenly realized that it was petrified.

"You said they all looked like middle school students," the old cat confirmed with Wang Mo again.

"Well, some of them are still combing the hair of the plane, they look very cool, what's the matter?" Wang Mo said.

Old cat: "..."

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seventy." The old cat didn't immediately answer Wang Mo's question, but counted the number of kittens in its arms several times.

Wang Mo: "..."

Don't tell me how many children you have, you need to count them in cash, Wang Mo vomited in his heart, thinking that he must persuade their old cat to participate in parenting activities later, and then he heard that the old cat rooster crows.

This cry also startled some of the weaker kittens, who meowed a few times.

Wang Mo: "..."

"Brother Cat, what's wrong with you, Brother Cat, don't scare the kids." Wang Mo said.

"I'm sorry." The old cat stopped crowing desperately, and then sighed.

"What's wrong?" Wang Mo asked him.

"It happened like this," said the old cat.

"These ten cubs are going to go to middle school, so here comes the question, look at your cat brother, does it look like a man who can buy them ten houses at the same time?" The old cat pointed to himself, and then looked at him with despair Looking at Wang Mo, he asked for his opinion.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo thought about it for a while. At present, although the ten cat cubs look like middle school students in human form, they are still cubs in cat form.

In this case, if they want to buy a house for their children, I am afraid that the old cat couple will not be too relieved to let the children live too far away from them.

It is known that Xun Ying’s house has been pruned in a land where every inch of land is expensive, so the question is, how much money will it take to buy ten houses at the same time in this land where every inch of land is very precious, and it is required to be not far from home?

Wang Mo used his clever little head to calculate a little bit, and then came up with an astronomical figure, and reported it to Lao Mao for his reference.

Unexpectedly, the old cat felt a little dizzy when it was dark after listening to it, so Wang Mo quickly took the kittens, and then helped the old cat, who was mighty and domineering before marriage, and delicate and frail after marriage, to sit down and have a rest.

"Brother Cat, are you okay, Brother Cat, should I call you a health care doctor, or a veterinarian?" Wang Mo wondered about the old cat's physique, a little undecided.

Old cat: "..."

"Pour me a glass of wine." The old cat thought about it, and then made a request that Wang Mo didn't expect.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo then went to the wine cabinet to pour wine for the old cat, and when he turned around, he saw a series of cat cubs following behind him, looking at Wang Mo with their heads tilted curiously, as if they still didn't understand the meaning of his move , and wondered about the amber liquid in the cup he was holding.

"Kids can't drink it." Wang Mo hurriedly waved his hands solemnly.

"Meow"

Although Wang Mo said so, but just now a group of half-sized cat cubs seem to have perfectly inherited his father's personality that likes to drink a couple of sips, even if they don't get wine, they still drink wine. Still reluctantly followed behind Wang Mo's buttocks, walked with short legs and swayed, and followed him all the way back to the place where the old cat was resting on the sofa.

"Ah, I'm saved." After the old cat gulped down a full glass of wine, he sighed with emotion for the rest of his life.

Wang Mo: "..."

It turns out that Brother Cat's nightlife is usually in this style of feasting and feasting, Wang Mo thought to himself.

Before getting married, the old cat usually lived like a prodigal son, but he didn't take Wang Mo out to see the world, so Wang Mo didn't know much about his drinking capacity.

"What's the matter, brother cat, is he calmer?" Wang Mo asked him while looking at the old cat who was no longer crowing, but became a little dizzy.

"It's okay, I feel the peace deep in my heart." The old cat said with his hands behind his back facing the wind and his eyes far away, the vicissitudes of a man who is a breadwinner.

Wang Mo: "..."

"belch!"

Just when Wang Mo felt relieved, the old cat suddenly hiccupped.

"It's over, it's over, take a look, can I see that my face is drunk, is it red?" The old cat asked Wang Mo nervously because he was worried that the puppet cat would find him drinking while raising his cubs.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo looked at Lao Mao's big face with a tough guy style, and couldn't see any signs of redness for the time being, but in order to make him feel more at ease, he made a plan and said: "I can't see it now, but if you are really serious, Brother Mao If you are worried about being seen out. As long as you change into a cat form, you will be fine."

Old cat: "..."

"Actually, I don't quite understand the logic chain." The old cat looked at Wang Mo with a drunken eye, and said in a less eloquent way.

Wang Mo: "..."

"Brother Cat, have you really forgotten your color? Isn't your body a black cat?" Wang Mo shook the old cat a few times, trying to wake him up.

The old cat froze for a while, then suddenly remembered his own body as if a light bulb had exploded in his head.

"Little brother, you are so smart, thank you Ao." The old cat said with relief.

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At night, the puppet cat came back from outside.

He seemed to need to deal with the domineering president's affairs today, so he came back a bit late. When he came back, Wang Mo and Xun Ying had already fallen asleep, and even brought ten kittens with them. He was on all fours, looking very content.

"Did you go to work today? You have worked hard." The old cat said to the puppet cat in the form of a cat, and felt that his wife was so talented that she could go to work on the second day of her maternity leave.

"Well, it's all over." The puppet cat said with a sense of accomplishment, and then leaned over to check the kittens he just gave birth one by one.

After reading it, the puppet cat turned to look at the old cat.

"Recently, I haven't been able to respond to your request. Today is fine." Ragdoll said bluntly.

"Okay, then you can become a cat." The old cat said.

"In order to maintain the stability of the human form during today's meeting, I set up the lock form for 24 hours, and it hasn't arrived yet, so you should become a human." Ragdoll said.

Due to changes in the content of aura in the body, spirit monsters with the form switching function may undergo non-subjective form changes to a certain extent, which is why cat cubs cannot maintain the form of middle school students for a long time.

Old cat: "..."

This is the legend of having more than enough heart but not enough strength, the old cat thought desperately.